"Meet CEO Mr Xaiver Icon" or SWOT you dead

[renovator]

Xykon is like an unpleasant CEO,
so I imagine his modern version would be like this

Dear Goblins,
Make me succeed or die, over to um ...yeah
.....

My fellow Goblin MBAs,
Please do a SWOT analysis (Strengths, Weakness, Opportunity Threats) of Xykon.
The last to do one, Mr. Ikon will kill in excruciating agony, if he thinks about it.

regards Red Cloak

PS Make sure to include the MIT Circus or Skunkworks project D.
It/they are on the Annual Report.
We have tried a Pokemon type Evolve by baby food, CSPAN, and WSJ

[Emanick]

What? I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

In fact, given the title of this thread, I’ve spent part of the last few days wondering whether this was written by a spambot.

[alwaysbebatman]

Nope, not a Spambot, just somebody in corporate America.

It's amazing how poorly some jokes translate outside of a subculture.

[Cizak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoj5lhLmSQ

[martianmister]

Xykon wouldn't be a good CEO,he's too chaotic to handle it.