A Rakshasa goes out for a night on the town

[Longman]

So I'm in the town and using my disguise self ability to make sure no one can see I'm actually a humanoid tiger with my arms on backwards. I just have to hope that no one touches me or uses an intelligence check to work out that I'm actually a humanoid tiger. If I'm in trouble I could use Major Image but there's still a chance to detect that. A charmed bodyguard will help, especially if I also pay him. Dominate Person is a last resort.

I'm using my Detect Thoughts ability to cheat at cards tonight. I can only get surface thoughts for one one round before the target is likely to notice.

I thought about murdering the town mayor and taking his place but I rate my ability to go undetected as pretty low for more than about a week, using the abilities I have.

Here's the issues I need to overcome

1) maintaining the secret identity
2) maintaining a "lineage"
3) leveraging that identity to further my goals (getting rich and not having to do any actual work)

I can escape easily enough using Invisibility or Plane Shift but otherwise I can't quite see why I have a CR of 13.

Any help on how to use my abilities to find a place in elite society? Should I just bite the bullet and hire myself out as a kidnapper?

[Unoriginal]

You have 20 in CHA, +10 in CHA (Deception), and Disguise Self at will. The DC to pierce your illusions is 18.

It's all you need to make people believe you're an human.

For that matter, it's all you need to make you get hired anywhere.

Also, why the hell use Detect thought? You have +8 in WIS (Insight), you don't need it to wing a card game.

As to why you're CR 13: Limited Magic Immunity.

[Longman]

The DC to pierce your illusions is 18.

Which is great for a one-off against some unsuspecting folks, but sooner or later my number is going to come up if I hang about pretending to be the mayor for too long. Or, any high profile figure that I am not. That's a 10% chance to fail...

Just out of curiosity, how would other GMs handle this? Is an illusion DC of 18 pretty safe to go undetected for years at a time?

[ShikomeKidoMi]

Well, first thing, remember that Intelligence (Investigation) check isn't free. People don't get them just for seeing you. They have to choose to spend an action really examining you, which is something most people won't bother with. I know I don't stop and spend six seconds examining everyone I meet to see if they're in disguise. Don't do anything suspicious and there's a good chance you can go weeks or months without anyone even rolling versus your spell save DC. And at DC 18, most people will fail even if they do roll. Your average guard has a +0 Investigation check. As long as you stay away from A) adventurers B) scholars/wizards and C) elite detectives, you're pretty set.

Still, the best way to minimize chances is to limit public exposure, which means acting through intermediaries wherever possible. This actually is easier as a member of the upper class. You don't go grocery shopping, you send your servants to do it. And those servants should be picked either for being dumb as rocks, loyal (whether from magic or mundane means), or both. And as a noble, people are much less likely to touch you uninvited. Stay away from dances, though.

[krugaan]

As to why you're CR 13: Limited Magic Immunity.

I think you mean "Bend Causality"

[Longman]

Well, first thing, remember that Intelligence (Investigation) check isn't free. People don't get them just for seeing you. They have to choose to spend an action really examining you, which is something most people won't bother with. I know I don't stop and spend six seconds examining everyone I meet to see if they're in disguise. Don't do anything suspicious and there's a good chance you can go weeks or months without anyone even rolling versus your spell save DC. And at DC 18, most people will fail even if they do roll. Your average guard has a +0 Investigation check. As long as you stay away from A) adventurers B) scholars/wizards and C) elite detectives, you're pretty set.

Still, the best way to minimize chances is to limit public exposure, which means acting through intermediaries wherever possible. This actually is easier as a member of the upper class. You don't go grocery shopping, you send your servants to do it. And those servants should be picked either for being dumb as rocks, loyal (whether from magic or mundane means), or both. And as a noble, people are much less likely to touch you uninvited. Stay away from dances, though.

Nice. The mayor makes limited appearances on a balcony and otherwise has his minions do everything.

The initial approach is still tricky, though. Mayor gets waylaid somehow and replaced by me. At least some of his minions might get an initial check to see if they can pierce my disguise? They've been serving the mayor for years. I hardly knew they guy before I killed him off.

No dances. Noted. It's a shame seeing as this is exactly the sort of high-class frolics I want to get involved with as a rakshasa. But never mind.

On a rules question - - would someone with disguise skill (or Deception) get any bonuses on the save to pierce their disguise illusions?

[ShikomeKidoMi]

The initial approach is still tricky, though. Mayor gets waylaid somehow and replaced by me. At least some of his minions might get an initial check to see if they can pierce my disguise? They've been serving the mayor for years. I hardly knew they guy before I killed him off.
Again, it takes an action, but these people are much more likely to bother taking it, if they think you're acting off. The best thing to do would probably be to arrange the deaths of the Mayor's senior staff or otherwise get rid of them around the time you replace him, thus leaving you with a bunch of newcomers who didn't know him well. Bandit raid, framed for treason and executed, reassigned to the outer districts, whatever. Of course, mind-bending magic like Suggestion makes this transition easier.


No dances. Noted. It's a shame seeing as this is exactly the sort of high-class frolics I want to get involved with as a rakshasa. But never mind.
Maybe if none of the local dances involve touching, but I wouldn't bet on it. Still, I'm sure there's plenty of other high society events.


On a rules question - - would someone with disguise skill (or Deception) get any bonuses on the save to pierce their disguise illusions?
Not in rules as written.

[Typhon]

Replace a servant or servants child who has access. Watch, study, and shadow. Find a moment and strike. Then assume the identity.

[Vaz]

Your complaint is with Bounded Accuracy.

[Hrugner]

The Rakshasa isn't going toe to toe with his opponents. He's disguising himself as various mooks and whittling down his targets ability to regain spells and ability uses through his curse. He can attack most things with impunity as he's immune to mundane means of self defense and many magical means. Once he's managed to end the parties ability to rest it's a matter of stealing their magic weapons and infiltrating any group that could potentially render aid to his target.

As for taking over a town, he should be able to become the mayor through legitimate means provided he disguises himself as a not-tigermonster. If things are looking close, he can disguise himself as his political opponent and do nasty things in public. He could push for a new mayoral selection by publicly murdering the current mayor while disguised as the person most likely to become the next mayor.

[ShikomeKidoMi]

As for taking over a town, he should be able to become the mayor through legitimate means provided he disguises himself as a not-tigermonster. If things are looking close, he can disguise himself as his political opponent and do nasty things in public. He could push for a new mayoral selection by publicly murdering the current mayor while disguised as the person most likely to become the next mayor.
Assuming Mayor is an elected position, as it is in the modern age, as opposed to an inherited one, as it sometimes was in the past.

Of course, if it's inherited the easy answer to 'how to keep people suspicious about your personality changing' is to replace the mayor's heir and then bump him off. You're doing things differently because you're a different person. And if your personality seems more hedonistic and cruel than the heir originally did, then obviously that's just the power going to your head.

[Cespenar]

Have a custom magical item made (from an outlaw wizard or somesuch) that casts alter self 3/day? Should be rare quality at most, I think.

[Hrugner]

Assuming Mayor is an elected position, as it is in the modern age, as opposed to an inherited one, as it sometimes was in the past.

Of course, if it's inherited the easy answer to 'how to keep people suspicious about your personality changing' is to replace the mayor's heir and then bump him off. You're doing things differently because you're a different person. And if your personality seems more hedonistic and cruel than the heir originally did, then obviously that's just the power going to your head.

He should probably keep the heir in a dungeon somewhere though. That way when the town's people call for his head he can pretend to skip town, then double back, adopt the identity of a local hero or law enforcement person, stuff that person in the dungeon and then ride in to town with the real heir dead across their saddle and reap the benefits of their heroic deed. Repeat as needed.

[Coffee_Dragon]

How many of the townspeople are PCs?

For any townspeople who aren't PCs, it's simple: the rakshasa fools everyone you want it to fool all of the time. No checks required.

[Blacky the Blackball]

Rakshas' Boo, what's the matter with ya?

You don't act like the other Rakshasa,

You wear a disguise to look like human guys,

But you're not a man, you're a tiger Boo!

[krugaan]

How many of the townspeople are PCs?

For any townspeople who aren't PCs, it's simple: the rakshasa fools everyone you want it to fool all of the time. No checks required.

This, I think, is the best answer.

[Longman]

Your complaint is with Bounded Accuracy.

Not really - other than a mention of the fact that the CR seems a bit too high, this wasn't a complaint. Just a thread about monster behaviour rather than character builds.


How many of the townspeople are PCs?

For any townspeople who aren't PCs, it's simple: the rakshasa fools everyone you want it to fool all of the time. No checks required.

I prefer not to take this approach. Identifying limits and problems for the creature seems to come up with more interesting scenarios. If you don't do that, you get the PCs coming along and blowing wide open something that has fooled everyone else for years, and that seems less than satisfying.

That doesn't mean I roll every day for all the listed NPCs or anything crazy like that. I just don't allow automatic sucess. If you grant automatic sucess you don't think up things like this:


He should probably keep the heir in a dungeon somewhere though. That way when the town's people call for his head he can pretend to skip town, then double back, adopt the identity of a local hero or law enforcement person, stuff that person in the dungeon and then ride in to town with the real heir dead across their saddle and reap the benefits of their heroic deed. Repeat as needed.

[Longman]

Have a custom magical item made (from an outlaw wizard or somesuch) that casts alter self 3/day? Should be rare quality at most, I think.

Yes, good plan. Also required would be something to cover over the smell of pipe tobacco hanging around a person who doesn't smoke...

[krugaan]

I prefer not to take this approach. Identifying limits and problems for the creature seems to come up with more interesting scenarios. If you don't do that, you get the PCs coming along and blowing wide open something that has fooled everyone else for years, and that seems less than satisfying.


Shrug, it might seem less satisfying to you, but if the players never know all the clever things you have planned, then what's the difference? It might be fun as a thought exercise, but really, NPCs don't operate by the same rules that PCs do. Skill checks are pretty much a PC only thing, because trying to apply that probability to wide scales and timeframes is going to give skewed results, IMO.

Besides, if you make your creature "too" intelligent, it becomes impossible to rationalize your players ever figuring it out in the first place. Every eventuality is countered unless your players are vastly more clever than you IRL.

The mystery should be solvable, and I think I was reading an AngryGM article that said mysteries should have at least 3 clues per step, because any less than that and parties will tend to miss them all.

[Longman]

Shrug, it might seem less satisfying to you, but if the players never know all the clever things you have planned, then what's the difference? It might be fun as a thought exercise, but really, NPCs don't operate by the same rules that PCs do. Skill checks are pretty much a PC only thing, because trying to apply that probability to wide scales and timeframes is going to give skewed results, IMO.

Besides, if you make your creature "too" intelligent, it becomes impossible to rationalize your players ever figuring it out in the first place. Every eventuality is countered unless your players are vastly more clever than you IRL.

The mystery should be solvable, and I think I was reading an AngryGM article that said mysteries should have at least 3 clues per step, because any less than that and parties will tend to miss them all.

Mostly agreed, especiallly on the different scales for PC action and the rest of the world. My point was that a little thinking about how the monster would actually operate with its limitations could make a more interesting sceanrio in the first place, and also develop some of the clues you need to solve it. I'm not looking for perfect monster planning.

[krugaan]

Mostly agreed, especiallly on the different scales for PC action and the rest of the world. My point was that a little thinking about how the monster would actually operate with its limitations could make a more interesting sceanrio in the first place, and also develop some of the clues you need to solve it. I'm not looking for perfect monster planning.

Ah, fair enough.

Well, if you want to be methodical about it, list it all out. You have his assets done already.

What issues would he need to overcome? The three main points are:

1) maintaining the secret identity
2) maintaining a "lineage"
3) leveraging that identity to further his goals (whatever they are)

edit: it would be helpful to put up the framework in the OP and then we can all reference it to solve particular issues

[Coffee_Dragon]

That doesn't mean I roll every day for all the listed NPCs or anything crazy like that. I just don't allow automatic sucess. If you grant automatic sucess you don't think up things like this:

That's why I said it tricks everyone you want it to. When you consider what a creature might succeed or fail at before the PCs enter the stage, what does actual dice rolling contribute to your conception and design of the situation? The problem, if there is one, is not bounded accuracy but viewing the system for skill challenges as a physics engine that the world runs on even when the PCs aren't in the room, or a verification instance you need to defer to when setting up a scenario.

Here's a relevant part of the rules to keep in mind: ability checks happen when the DM calls for them, not every time the world state fires a trigger event. Players will enthusiastically call for them, but technically aren't entitled to them. NPCs typically shouldn't call for them, because randomly adjudicating NPC-to-NPC interaction is little more meaningful than NPC-to-NPC dialogue. As a rule, checks should happen as a result of player agency, when there's a chance of success, a chance of failure, and either outcome is meaningful and relevant to the scenario. Therefore, if you have a plot hook that involves a rakshasa impersonating a mayor, then it's jolly well already done that. Any possibility of the infiltration failing outright before the PCs arrive is dismissed as irrelevant. (Unless that's what you actually want to do - "Hello hello, we had a rakshasa here in town last week impersonating the mayor, but it blew one of its numerous contested checks and now it's holed up in that toolshed, there's a beer in it if you run it off" - but for now I'm assuming it's not.)

Any complications on the rakshasa's part become pieces of the setup. When you introduce the PCs to the fake mayor, they may have no possibility of demasking him right away because they don't know him. Maybe they pick up enough strange vibes and rumours to find the situation worth investigating. Other NPCs with more knowledge but less initiative become potential sources of information and a way to discover inconsistencies and irregularities. Those NPCs themselves don't connect all the dots because that's not their role in the game, again unless the scenario calls for them to do so at some specific time and circumstance. Maybe someone did suspect or discover the imposter but were exiled or eaten as appropriate, and then maybe they left some clues or forensic evidence. The important thing is not how big a chance they had of making the specific check that determined their fate against some arbitrary number in a default stat block; you decide what happened based on what's best for the scenario where the PCs are in the starring roles. The world doesn't run on stats and checks. They pop in as abstract tools only when needed.

[Unoriginal]

A plate armor would hide 99% of what can give the Rakshasa away. You could have it pretend to be a knight.

[Longman]

The problem, if there is one, is not bounded accuracy but viewing the system for skill challenges as a physics engine that the world runs on even when the PCs aren't in the room, or a verification instance you need to defer to when setting up a scenario.

The world doesn't run on stats and checks. They pop in as abstract tools only when needed.

Viewing the skill check system as an engine for determining reality is actually what I'm talking about, to a limited extent. Again, I don't mean rolling any dice. I simply mean the rakshasa making an estimation of his own chances of being able to impersonate a high profile figure for a long period, and realising it is quite likely to fail, because some periodic NPC intelligence checks would be expected. So instead, he's going to make a deal with a corruptible high profile figure whom the rakshsa will impersonate on certain occcassions to their mutual advantage. The rakshasa only has to appear in limited circumstances (like trade deals).

This kind of thinking is only neccessary in certain parts of scenario design. I'm not worried about whether the farmer's animal handling skill is actually high enough, or if the town guard will continually get killed if they were using the same city encounter table as the PCs.

Having the raakshsa pretend to be a knight is another good idea. Maybe he's into jousting or mock combat...

[Sicarius Victis]

Alternate possibility: don't become classic "high society". Not yet, at least. Start off with a Thieves' Guild, or the equivalent thereof. A Rakshasa would make an amazing Guild Leader, with their abilities, and you'll be pretty close to, if not at least, as powerful as a mayor or somesuch would be. As head of the guild, you're in a great position to study the "high society" you're looking at, so that you can get what information you'll need before starting your infiltration.

[krugaan]

Viewing the skill check system as an engine for determining reality is actually what I'm talking about, to a limited extent. Again, I don't mean rolling any dice. I simply mean the rakshasa making an estimation of his own chances of being able to impersonate a high profile figure for a long period, and realising it is quite likely to fail, because some periodic NPC intelligence checks would be expected. So instead, he's going to make a deal with a corruptible high profile figure whom the rakshsa will impersonate on certain occcassions to their mutual advantage. The rakshasa only has to appear in limited circumstances (like trade deals).

This kind of thinking is only neccessary in certain parts of scenario design. I'm not worried about whether the farmer's animal handling skill is actually high enough, or if the town guard will continually get killed if they were using the same city encounter table as the PCs.

Having the raakshsa pretend to be a knight is another good idea. Maybe he's into jousting or mock combat...

Again, I get you're going for a certain amount of verisimilitude, but the point being made here is that the system is not set up for long term checks or estimating based on difficulty. 5E was pretty explicitly set up as a narrative and not as a simulation. You're searching for a numerical justification when none is necessary.

Just remove the bolded and think of a reasonable, plausible explanation (that doesn't involve a detailed statistical analysis). You can think of more "sub-explanations" when you get to it, but I think you're being stuck on the numbers game. I'd be far more concerned with motivations than with probabilities if you want this to seem realistic.

You could focus on the corruptible figure instead:

1) does the guy even know it's a rakshasa?
- if not, how do you think he'll respond if he finds out, say, through the PCs?
- if yes, why would he work with the rakshasa
2) why does the rakshasa have to work with this guy?
- is he "blackmailing" the rakshasa because he figured out his identity somehow?
- does he have information or connections the rakshasa can't otherwise replicate or obtain?
- friendship ... maybe? (unlikely)

Stuff like that. "Why" is far more interesting than "how long" or "how often".

[Coffee_Dragon]

Viewing the skill check system as an engine for determining reality is actually what I'm talking about, to a limited extent. Again, I don't mean rolling any dice. I simply mean the rakshasa making an estimation of his own chances of being able to impersonate a high profile figure for a long period, and realising it is quite likely to fail, because some periodic NPC intelligence checks would be expected. So instead, he's going to make a deal with a corruptible high profile figure whom the rakshsa will impersonate on certain occcassions to their mutual advantage. The rakshasa only has to appear in limited circumstances (like trade deals).

OK, I might have misread your initial post, then; what I got from it was roughly, "I have this idea for what a rakshasa might do, but what I see in its stat block doesn't seem cut out for it, and Detect Thoughts doesn't work the way it would have to, darnit". To which my answer would be, fidelity to the default stat block and spell functionality is not important enough to veto your ideas. But if you're confident that the alternative scenario that seems a better fit for the printed abilities will work at least as well then all's going fine.

[Longman]

OK, I might have misread your initial post, then; what I got from it was roughly, "I have this idea for what a rakshasa might do, but what I see in its stat block doesn't seem cut out for it, and Detect Thoughts doesn't work the way it would have to, darnit".

Yeah, my initial post was supposed to be a light-hearted attempt to put myself in the monster's shoes, but I can see how it came off as me complaining that the powers in 5e are too limited...


I'd be far more concerned with motivations than with probabilities if you want this to seem realistic.

You could focus on the corruptible figure instead:

1) does the guy even know it's a rakshasa?
- if not, how do you think he'll respond if he finds out, say, through the PCs?
- if yes, why would he work with the rakshasa
2) why does the rakshasa have to work with this guy?
- is he "blackmailing" the rakshasa because he figured out his identity somehow?
- does he have information or connections the rakshasa can't otherwise replicate or obtain?
- friendship ... maybe? (unlikely)

Stuff like that. "Why" is far more interesting than "how long" or "how often".

Sure...but if I'd simply said "the rakshasa's powers are easily enough to pose as whoever he wants," then I wouldn't be asking any of those other more detailed questions. I'm only asking them because in my estimatiion, the powers aren't enough, so he has to play a different game. You might say I could have thought that way anyway, but I do kinda like to work within the stat block. And, I'm only ever doing one rakshasa in the campaign, so I want it to be cool.

Your ideas about blackmailing the rakshasa (presumably with public exposure?) are interesting. Thanks.

[krugaan]

Sure...but if I'd simply said "the rakshasa's powers are easily enough to pose as whoever he wants," then I wouldn't be asking any of those other more detailed questions. I'm only asking them because in my estimatiion, the powers aren't enough, so he has to play a different game. You might say I could have thought that way anyway, but I do kinda like to work within the stat block. And, I'm only ever doing one rakshasa in the campaign, so I want it to be cool.

Your ideas about blackmailing the rakshasa (presumably with public exposure?) are interesting. Thanks.

No problem, this is a pretty interesting plot exercise. There's a pathfinder module in ... Curse of the Crimson Throne ... I think? that had to do with a criminal syndicate that was headed by rakshasa in secret. Might want to give that a read if you can find it, or a wiki on it.

If you want to make things super interesting have the rakshasa play two super secret boss heads that hate each other. Or have him try to manipulate the different factions of the city into open war so he can take total control of what's left.

The secret to a good con is playing both sides, after all.

The PCs can come in as contractors who *eventually* figure out that all sides are being played for a larger endgame.

[Coffee_Dragon]

The PCs can come in as contractors who *eventually* figure out that all sides are being played for a larger endgame.

The final twist: they too are all the rakshasa.

[krugaan]

The final twist: they too are all the rakshasa.

Lol!

... wait a minute.

Can a rakshasa even detect another rakshasa? They can ignore all the divination spells another rakshasa could cast, can't they?

[Longman]

No problem, this is a pretty interesting plot exercise.

snip

If you want to make things super interesting have the rakshasa play two super secret boss heads that hate each other. Or have him try to manipulate the different factions of the city into open war so he can take total control of what's left.

The secret to a good con is playing both sides, after all.
.

My thoughts are now turning to having him living amongst a thieves guild, some of whom know his secret and offer him safe harbour, and he poses as the guild boss on some ocassions. However, he's also selling his powers to a mayor or some other higher up authority figure, who is also corrupt.

I'm pretty determined that the rakshasa can't pretend to be be the one person all the time, or he'd get caught. So having him pose as more than one person makes sense.

[Longman]

Lol!

... wait a minute.

Can a rakshasa even detect another rakshasa? They can ignore all the divination spells another rakshasa could cast, can't they?

Hmpph. I'm sure one would know another! I'll write to WoTC and have them fix the MM description.

[krugaan]

My thoughts are now turning to having him living amongst a thieves guild, some of whom know his secret and offer him safe harbour, and he poses as the guild boss on some ocassions. However, he's also selling his powers to a mayor or some other higher up authority figure, who is also corrupt.

I'm pretty determined that the rakshasa can't pretend to be be the one person all the time, or he'd get caught. So having him pose occassionlay as more than one person makes sense.

Yeah. Always have a backup identity! Or several backup identities!


Hmpph. I'm sure one would know another! I'll write to WoTC and have them fix the MM description.

Actually, I just realized their spell immunity just make them immune to their own illusions, so they would just see rakshasa. Unless ... can you choose to be affected by an illusion?

[Longman]

Actually, I just realized their spell immunity just make them immune to their own illusions, so they would just see rakshasa. Unless ... can you choose to be affected by an illusion?

The rakshasa can't be affected or detected by Spells of 6th level or lower unless it wishes to be

So I guess they could choose to see their own illusions. Which would make it easier to remember where your arms were supposed to be.

[Coffee_Dragon]

"No! I must kill the rakshasas," Bob shouted! The DM said "No, Bob. You are the rakshasas." And then, Bob was a Major Image.

...

So what you're saying is that in all these scenes we acted out

One of us at a time was actually a rakshasa

Flanked by a bunch of major images f****** around

Well yeah that's pretty much it

Except you Bob you were a major image in all of them

OK that explains why he was so stiff though

Hey I'm a nothing but a bunch of photons what's your excuse

All right fine but

Just

Why

What

What was it for

Well it's the ultimate life insurance isn't it

You fight against yourself and then whoever's losing

You stop being that guy

And continue being the other guy

Wow complete turnaround

See it's watertight

What do you actually get though

What do you mean

When you finally beat the other guy that you stopped being

What kind of loot are you pulling out of the wreckage

That wasn't actually yours to begin with

Well it's the sense of triumph isn't it

The ultimate victory

Prevailing with all of the odds

So basically nothing

Look rakshasas live for this s***

Just doesn't seem very logical though

Oh ho are we gonna talk logic now

In the game where dragons lay eggs and elves have pointy ears

Look it's hard OK

Being a DM and making up adventures

It's hard and nobody understands

Whatever I'm gonna get a cup of coffee

...

I'm walking over to the coffee maker right now

Yeah thanks we can see that

Just making it clear for the narrative

What even the f***

I'm getting my coffee now

As soon as I remember how to work these buttons

You push and hold here

And sort of twist around and jiggle

Wait

No

F***

Spin and reverse press

What EVEN is WITH this

It's like it was DESIGNED for someone with their HANDS on BACKWARDS

...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[krugaan]

"No! I must kill the rakshasas," Bob shouted! The DM said "No, Bob. You are the rakshasas." And then, Bob was a Major Image.

...

So what you're saying is that in all these scenes we acted out

One of us at a time was actually a rakshasa

Flanked by a bunch of major images f****** around

Well yeah that's pretty much it

Except you Bob you were a major image in all of them

OK that explains why he was so stiff though

Hey I'm a nothing but a bunch of photons what's your excuse

All right fine but

Just

Why

What

What was it for

Well it's the ultimate life insurance isn't it

You fight against yourself and then whoever's losing

You stop being that guy

And continue being the other guy

Wow complete turnaround

See it's watertight

What do you actually get though

What do you mean

When you finally beat the other guy that you stopped being

What kind of loot are you pulling out of the wreckage

That wasn't actually yours to begin with

Well it's the sense of triumph isn't it

The ultimate victory

Prevailing with all of the odds

So basically nothing

Look rakshasas live for this s***

Just doesn't seem very logical though

Oh ho are we gonna talk logic now

In the game where dragons lay eggs and elves have pointy ears

Look it's hard OK

Being a DM and making up adventures

It's hard and nobody understands

Whatever I'm gonna get a cup of coffee

...

I'm walking over to the coffee maker right now

Yeah thanks we can see that

Just making it clear for the narrative

What even the f***

I'm getting my coffee now

As soon as I remember how to work these buttons

You push and hold here

And sort of twist around and jiggle

Wait

No

F***

Spin and reverse press

What EVEN is WITH this

It's like it was DESIGNED for someone with their HANDS on BACKWARDS

...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL.

Dat one red sentence though.

[Unoriginal]

"No! I must kill the rakshasas," Bob shouted! The DM said "No, Bob. You are the rakshasas." And then, Bob was a Major Image.

...

So what you're saying is that in all these scenes we acted out

One of us at a time was actually a rakshasa

Flanked by a bunch of major images f****** around

Well yeah that's pretty much it

Except you Bob you were a major image in all of them

OK that explains why he was so stiff though

Hey I'm a nothing but a bunch of photons what's your excuse

All right fine but

Just

Why

What

What was it for

Well it's the ultimate life insurance isn't it

You fight against yourself and then whoever's losing

You stop being that guy

And continue being the other guy

Wow complete turnaround

See it's watertight

What do you actually get though

What do you mean

When you finally beat the other guy that you stopped being

What kind of loot are you pulling out of the wreckage

That wasn't actually yours to begin with

Well it's the sense of triumph isn't it

The ultimate victory

Prevailing with all of the odds

So basically nothing

Look rakshasas live for this s***

Just doesn't seem very logical though

Oh ho are we gonna talk logic now

In the game where dragons lay eggs and elves have pointy ears

Look it's hard OK

Being a DM and making up adventures

It's hard and nobody understands

Whatever I'm gonna get a cup of coffee

...

I'm walking over to the coffee maker right now

Yeah thanks we can see that

Just making it clear for the narrative

What even the f***

I'm getting my coffee now

As soon as I remember how to work these buttons

You push and hold here

And sort of twist around and jiggle

Wait

No

F***

Spin and reverse press

What EVEN is WITH this

It's like it was DESIGNED for someone with their HANDS on BACKWARDS

...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Claps hands backward*

[Longman]

Oh well now you're just being silly.

[SpamCreateWater]

"No! I must kill the rakshasas," Bob shouted! The DM said "No, Bob. You are the rakshasas." And then, Bob was a Major Image.

...

So what you're saying is that in all these scenes we acted out

One of us at a time was actually a rakshasa

Flanked by a bunch of major images f****** around

Well yeah that's pretty much it

Except you Bob you were a major image in all of them

OK that explains why he was so stiff though

Hey I'm a nothing but a bunch of photons what's your excuse

All right fine but

Just

Why

What

What was it for

Well it's the ultimate life insurance isn't it

You fight against yourself and then whoever's losing

You stop being that guy

And continue being the other guy

Wow complete turnaround

See it's watertight

What do you actually get though

What do you mean

When you finally beat the other guy that you stopped being

What kind of loot are you pulling out of the wreckage

That wasn't actually yours to begin with

Well it's the sense of triumph isn't it

The ultimate victory

Prevailing with all of the odds

So basically nothing

Look rakshasas live for this s***

Just doesn't seem very logical though

Oh ho are we gonna talk logic now

In the game where dragons lay eggs and elves have pointy ears

Look it's hard OK

Being a DM and making up adventures

It's hard and nobody understands

Whatever I'm gonna get a cup of coffee

...

I'm walking over to the coffee maker right now

Yeah thanks we can see that

Just making it clear for the narrative

What even the f***

I'm getting my coffee now

As soon as I remember how to work these buttons

You push and hold here

And sort of twist around and jiggle

Wait

No

F***

Spin and reverse press

What EVEN is WITH this

It's like it was DESIGNED for someone with their HANDS on BACKWARDS

...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hehehehe. Bravo.

[Dappershire]

Not to highjack the giggles, but I didn't feel like making a new post for my slightly related question.

Did Rakshasa lose their weakness to Blessed Bolts? I haven't actually come against one in 5e yet, but I haven't seen anything about it online. My knowledgable types used to keep one as a shank in a pocket just for those guys.

[krugaan]

Not to highjack the giggles, but I didn't feel like making a new post for my slightly related question.

Did Rakshasa lose their weakness to Blessed Bolts? I haven't actually come against one in 5e yet, but I haven't seen anything about it online. My knowledgable types used to keep one as a shank in a pocket just for those guys.

Yes.

The vulnerability is not listed in the monster description, nor can bless be casted on bolts anymore.

[Unoriginal]

A Rakshasa could definitively crash masked balls and pull a "Mask of the Red Death"



Not to highjack the giggles, but I didn't feel like making a new post for my slightly related question.

Did Rakshasa lose their weakness to Blessed Bolts? I haven't actually come against one in 5e yet, but I haven't seen anything about it online. My knowledgable types used to keep one as a shank in a pocket just for those guys.

Rakshasa are vulnerable to magic weapons in general, now, if I'm not mistaken. The blessed bolt is gone.