Who would want belkar for a romantic interest?

[outlander]

OK, hte thread about who belkar would want for a romantic interest is a record holder here, so to compete with it let's ask who would want belkar for a romanitc interest?

If Haley were smart she'd go for belkar. They're natural partners. HE kills everyone, she lots the bodies. What a profit making team!

Since Tsuikiko likes death so muich she ought to love belkar, he'd make a whole lot of bidies, she'd raise them as zombies. Pretty soon they'd have a real army on their hands.

Paris Hilton might want to have a romantic interest with belkar because he's so cute, but I think belkar has higher standards.

So who can you imagine as having a romantic interest in belkar?

[Yoritomo Himeko]

OK, the thread about who belkar would want for a romantic interest is a record holder here, so to compete with it let's ask who would want belkar for a romantic interest?

If Haley were smart she'd go for belkar. They're natural partners. HE kills everyone, she lots the bodies. What a profit making team!

Well, he does lust after her, but Haley belongs to Elan. But they make a very good team, though.


Since Tsukiko likes death so much she ought to love belkar, he'd make a whole lot of bodies, she'd raise them as zombies. Pretty soon they'd have a real army on their hands.

Well, actually, she'd prefer the zombies, not the guy who killed them.


Paris Hilton might want to have a romantic interest with belkar because he's so cute, but I think belkar has higher standards.

I should hope so.


So who can you imagine as having a romantic interest in belkar?

Well, the whores seem to like him a lot.

:belkar:

[The Extinguisher]

It was obvious that Miko had a crush on Belkar, despite hating him with the very core of her being. Nothing says "I like you" quite like a freindly smite evil through a skylight.

EDIT: *grumbles* Wording. Lulz me gud talker.

[The Wanderer]

*Nods*

It's kind of like how in first grade the boys were mean to the girls to show that they liked them. Since Miko's development stopped about there, she's still working off of that principle. :smallwink:

[kerravon]

Vaarsuvius. Much as he/she/it may deny it...

[Regneva]

I think Belkar would disgust Haley (much less anyone else, I mean c'mon, "Emergency Chamber Pot"? "Salsa sauce served in Kobold head"?)

I'm thinking more along the lines of a female kobold, or that dwarven cleric chick who worshipped Loki. Her name was "Hilgya" I think. Hmmm but Belkar is chaotic right?

I think a "romantic interest" needs some opposites as well as similarities. Belkar's "mate" would be Lawful maybe

[Albion]

Some psychotic halfilingess. Sorry, can't picture anything else.

[Wolfman42666]

I personally subscribe to the thoery that he'll be dead before long (20 years realtime:smallbiggrin:) so he's not gonna get a romantic interest. He might get a hooker though, though I doubt the giant will make a storyline about that.

[Green Bean]

There's always the V-ster...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/BxV-1.jpg


The line between love and hate is ever so thin. :smalleek:

[DraPrime]

Someone who has a thing for dangerous men.

[Telonius]

Sabine. He meets all of her requirements: ....

...

... well, okay, she doesn't have requirements. But if she did, he'd meet them.

[GNUsNotUnix]

There's always the V-ster...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/BxV-1.jpg


The line between love and hate is ever so thin. :smalleek:

While I wouldn't put money on it, it's possible. They've been at odds for so long, there has to be a conclusion, something more satisfying than one or the other having the last word.

But, on the other hand, V is married. Maybe it would be easier for everyone if the Oracle turns out to be right about Belkar's next birthday cake.

[Yoritomo Himeko]

I think Belkar would disgust Haley (much less anyone else, I mean c'mon, "Emergency Chamber Pot"? "Salsa sauce served in Kobold head"?)

I'm thinking more along the lines of a female kobold, or that dwarven cleric chick who worshipped Loki. Her name was "Hilgya" I think. Hmmm but Belkar is chaotic right?

I think a "romantic interest" needs some opposites as well as similarities. Belkar's "mate" would be Lawful maybe

I always thought Hilgya would've been a much better match for Belkar than Durkon. Hilgya wouldn't be bothered by Belkar's violent nature and she would've gotten tired of Durkon after a while.

[Strengfellow]

Receiveing Belkars love, is that a euphemism for killing somone?

Because if so then that Lohan scrubber, the Hilton wench and its inbred cousin, most politicians well ok lets be fair ALL of them, anyone who doesnt like Bagpuss and ALL PE/Gym teachers deserved to be loved hard and fast.

:tongue:

[DraPrime]

There's always the V-ster...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/BxV-1.jpg


The line between love and hate is ever so thin. :smalleek:

That is so disturbing. :yuk:

[Dusk_Rider]

That is so disturbing. :yuk:

My thoughts exactly.

[Ecalsneerg]

Receiveing Belkars love, is that a euphemism for killing somone?

Because if so then that Lohan scrubber, the Hilton wench and its inbred cousin, most politicians well ok lets be fair ALL of them, anyone who doesnt like Bagpuss and ALL PE/Gym teachers deserved to be loved hard and fast.

:tongue:

I couldn't agree more.

I also like Bagpuss. (JUST KEEP HIM AWAY!!!!)

[Miklus]

Sabine. He meets all of her requirements: ....

...

... well, okay, she doesn't have requirements. But if she did, he'd meet them.

That's what I was thinking too...They could make one scary kid...

http://i13.tinypic.com/4q5r9zs.jpg

[Rasumichin]

Someone who has a thing for dangerous men.


For dangerous, tiny man.
Without shoes.

[DraxtonSmitz]

That's what I was thinking too...They could make one scary kid...

http://i13.tinypic.com/4q5r9zs.jpg


Would it be possible for you to make this for me in avatar size?

[SurlySeraph]

Who would want Belkar for a romantic interest?

Someone with extremely basic self-preservation instincts, who sees him as a really good source of protection.

Alternately, someone with no self-preservation instincts whatsoever, who doesn't realize he's likely to kill her either by accident or intentionally when bored.