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Chugger
2017-12-23, 05:03 AM
Hey for Christmas - for Christmas Spirit - for the kids - for goodness and everything - can we please begin all sentences and all thread title with the word "So"? So please. So will you please do it. So really? So try it! So it would be g-d freakin' awesome! So Merry Christmas and thanks!
Arcangel4774
2017-12-23, 05:14 AM
So how is this supposed to relate to christmas again; all im getting is sound of music
TheTeaMustFlow
2017-12-23, 10:06 AM
...Sorry, what?
Crgaston
2017-12-23, 02:21 PM
So, I think someone may have gotten into the egg nog a wee bit early? So we might want to just smile and nod...
CircleOfTheRock
2017-12-23, 06:10 PM
So, I think someone may have gotten into the egg nog a wee bit early? So we might want to just smile and nod...
So, it's interesting that you're inadvertently insulting them, yet also complying with what they asked.
Trippic
2017-12-23, 06:54 PM
so, dat Lati doh
Crgaston
2017-12-23, 10:35 PM
So, it's interesting that you're inadvertently insulting them, yet also complying with what they asked.
So perceptive of you!
So, this is what we call “irony”:)
Crgaston
2017-12-23, 10:36 PM
so, dat Lati doh
So very clever!
Vorpalchicken
2017-12-24, 12:55 PM
So this is Christmas, and what have you done?
JakOfAllTirades
2017-12-24, 07:48 PM
So then the Chief shrugs and says, "Fine, death by unga-bunga."
2D8HP
2017-12-24, 09:16 PM
So why just the 5e Sub-Forum?
So why not "World-building" or "Order of the Stick as well"
So why hasn't that thread where he wrote "Leased" instead of "Least" been fixed yet?
CircleOfTheRock
2017-12-24, 11:17 PM
So why just the 5e Sub-Forum?
So why not "World-building" or "Order of the Stick as well"
So why hasn't that thread where he wrote "Leased" instead of "Least" been fixed yet?
So it'll be fine; just shrug and move on.
Elminster298
2017-12-25, 12:55 AM
So then the Chief shrugs and says, "Fine, death by unga-bunga."
So?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/943/memes-and-it-felt-so-painful.jpg
2D8HP
2017-12-25, 12:35 PM
So, once upon a time a spell-caster came to the village of Dorfweitwegvonüberall, and made a grand entrance with his hat and robe with stars and moons, and his wand, and changing reality to fit his will.
The Spell Caster, being bored decided to look for some action, or make some. In looking around he finally laid eyes on a young lady named Gertrudt.
It just so happens that a young lad of the village by the Hans also long had eyes for Gertrudt, and he didn't like "Mr. High-and-mighty-magic-man" eyeing his girl (or rather the girl whom he'd like to be his girl).
With Hans was his dog (puppy really) called Fritz.
Now Fritz didn't know why, but he could sense that the man in the robe leaning over the fence, talking to the large human women, was angering his boy Hans, and in an instant, Fritz's little doggie mind made a split decision to bite the robed man.
"Ouch! What the...? Away you miserable cur!"
...bellowed the spell-caster as he kicked at the little dog, and just when he raised his wand and started an incantation (as testified to by two village men of good reputation, "who saw the whole thing")...BAM!
Hans, defending his dog went right behind the magic-user, and bashed in his skull with a shovel.
Upon seeing the magician dead (and the size of his coinpurse), the good people of Dorfweitwegvonüberall declared that Hans had rid them of a great evil that had turned several of the regulars at villages tavern (called "The Tavern") into toads the night before (they got better).
Hans gloried in the new attention, everyone looked at him differently, especially Gertrudt (who now looked at him at all), and soon it was decided that there was a whole world full of Wizards, Warlocks, and Witches, that had to be met by a hero of Hans stature, and the world couldn't wait, and he needed to go right now!
And so Hans, handed some rations, a bedroll, and an axe, set forth.
So "Hans"
Race: Standard Human
Background: Folk Hero
Class: Barbarian
STR:16, DEX:15, CON:14, INT:9 WIS:13, CHA:11
Skills: Animal Handling, Athletics, Perception, Survival
Second Level: A level of Rogue
Additional Skill: Stealth
Expertise in: Perception, and Stealth
Third Level: Barbarian to 2nd level
Levels 4 to 5 : Rogue to third level
Subclass: Swashbuckler
Levels 6 to 16: Fighter to 11th level
Fighting Styles Archery, Great Weapon Fighting
Subclass: Champion
ASI's:+4 STR, +1 DEX, +1 WIS
Levels 17 - 20: Rogue to 7th level
ASI: +2 DEX
Expertise in: Athletics, and Thieves tools
So, meta-game is not allowed!
So, your tactic will NOT be valid!
So, especially by you Lucius Threvor "The Nameless King", whom, as a baby, snakes covered like a throne, and Camponents tried to kill!
So, Merry Christmas!
Crgaston
2017-12-25, 07:36 PM
So, once upon a time a spell-caster came to the village of Dorfweitwegvonüberall, and made a grand entrance with his hat and robe with stars and moons, and his wand, and changing reality to fit his will.
The Spell Caster, being bored decided to look for some action, or make some. In looking around he finally laid eyes on a young lady named Gertrudt.
It just so happens that a young lad of the village by the Hans also long had eyes for Gertrudt, and he didn't like "Mr. High-and-mighty-magic-man" eyeing his girl (or rather the girl whom he'd like to be his girl).
With Hans was his dog (puppy really) called Fritz.
Now Fritz didn't know why, but he could sense that the man in the robe leaning over the fence, talking to the large human women, was angering his boy Hans, and in an instant, Fritz's little doggie mind made a split decision to bite the robed man.
"Ouch! What the...? Away you miserable cur!"
...bellowed the spell-caster as he kicked at the little dog, and just when he raised his wand and started an incantation (as testified to by two village men of good reputation, "who saw the whole thing")...BAM!
Hans, defending his dog went right behind the magic-user, and bashed in his skull with a shovel.
Upon seeing the magician dead (and the size of his coinpurse), the good people of Dorfweitwegvonüberall declared that Hans had rid them of a great evil that had turned several of the regulars at villages tavern (called "The Tavern") into toads the night before (they got better).
Hans gloried in the new attention, everyone looked at him differently, especially Gertrudt (who now looked at him at all), and soon it was decided that there was a whole world full of Wizards, Warlocks, and Witches, that had to be met by a hero of Hans stature, and the world couldn't wait, and he needed to go right now!
And so Hans, handed some rations, a bedroll, and an axe, set forth.
So "Hans"
Race: Standard Human
Background: Folk Hero
Class: Barbarian
STR:16, DEX:15, CON:14, INT:9 WIS:13, CHA:11
Skills: Animal Handling, Athletics, Perception, Survival
Second Level: A level of Rogue
Additional Skill: Stealth
Expertise in: Perception, and Stealth
Third Level: Barbarian to 2nd level
Levels 4 to 5 : Rogue to third level
Subclass: Swashbuckler
Levels 6 to 16: Fighter to 11th level
Fighting Styles Archery, Great Weapon Fighting
Subclass: Champion
ASI's:+4 STR, +1 DEX, +1 WIS
Levels 17 - 20: Rogue to 7th level
ASI: +2 DEX
Expertise in: Athletics, and Thieves tools
So, meta-game is not allowed!
So, your tactic will NOT be valid!
So, especially by you Lucius Threvor "The Nameless King", whom, as a baby, snakes covered like a throne, and Camponents tried to kill!
So, Merry Christmas!
So Freaking Epic.
So, I believe this brings us back to Doe?
Lonely Tylenol
2017-12-25, 08:02 PM
Sow some discord by obeying the rule in its technical form, while following neither the letter nor the spirit.
Hey for Christmas - for Christmas Spirit - for the kids - for goodness and everything - can we please begin all sentences and all thread title with the word "So"? So please. So will you please do it. So really? So try it! So it would be g-d freakin' awesome! So Merry Christmas and thanks!
So then why does the first sentence in this thread start with “Hey”, when it would have worked just as well with “So” and thus not immediately violated the rules of the thread—am I missing a joke?
:)
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