Connotation: two scoops!

[Aembrosia]

What flavor of ice cream are the classes? Subclasses?

Is fighter vanilla?
Is wild magic sorcerer birthday cake?
Is warlock not a flavor but the concept of toppings?
What are the multiclassing implications in this tasty analogy?

These are the important questions of our modern age.

[Tanarii]

Fighter is Vanilla
Rogue is French Vanilla
Barbarian is Vanilla with Magic Shell

Cleric is Chocolate
Paladin is Rocky Road

Druid is Mint Chocolate Chip
Ranger is Mint without the Chocolate Chip

Sorcerer is Strawberry
Wizard Strawberry Swirl
Warlock is raspberry swirl with nuts

Bard is Neapolitan

Monk is ... uh, one of those insane Ben & Jerry combinations that don't make any sense but still kick ass anyway!

[Aembrosia]

I should play more ranger. Thats my favorite ice cream.

[Tanarii]

I should play more ranger. Thats my favorite ice cream.
Technically, they're more a scoop of French Vanilla and a Scoop of Mint (without Chocolate Chip).

[Easy_Lee]

Would that make Champion Fighters vanilla with no added sugar? That's my preference.

[Tanarii]

Would that make Champion Fighters vanilla with no added sugar? That's my preference.They're non-fat Vanilla. :smallbiggrin:

[ZorroGames]

:smalleek:
They're non-fat Vanilla. :smallbiggrin:

Nooooooooooooo!

Ted Drewes Frozen Custard.

[Deox]

I feel barbarian is more of a cookie dough; maybe Hokey Pokey (Vanilla w/ lumps of honeycomb toffee)
Monk, perhaps, is the Superman or similar "multi-mixed" flavors. Or, even matcha (green tea)?

Sub-classes have to be toppings. Or would feats be toppings?

[2D8HP]

Paladin is Rocky Road.
Vengeance and Conquest Paladins are dark chocolate.

Very dark.

[lunaticfringe]

Monk is ... uh, one of those insane Ben & Jerry combinations that don't make any sense but still kick ass anyway!

Chunky Monkey

[sithlordnergal]

Sub-classes have to be toppings. Or would feats be toppings?

Sub-classes are the main you put on ice cream, like syrup, nuts, and sprinkles, while feats are the cherry on top.

[Tanarii]

while feats are the cherry on top.Checks out. I hate cherries. :smallbiggrin:

[Elminster298]

Mystic is FroYo?... 🤔

[Deox]

Mystic is FroYo?... 🤔

FroYo or Gelato.

[Cybren]

Technically, they're more a scoop of French Vanilla and a Scoop of Mint (without Chocolate Chip).

Depending on your subclass choice your ranger might be cleaning up "chocolate" chips whenever you go into town

[Elminster298]

Artificer would be one of those gastrochemistry concoctions involving liquid nitrogen and far too much time on your hands.

[Mjolnirbear]

Everyone is wrong. Warlock is CLEARLY chocolate-cherry or chocolate-raspberry, the most sinfully delicious devil's food cake combinations.