AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week

[Vespe Ratavo]

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Previous Threads:

Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware!- Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34553)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36535)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo- (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37474) Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38748)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40045)- Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo- Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43207)- Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44832)- Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46716)- Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48523)- PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50599)- Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51830)- Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53464)- PirateMonk

And quite frankly, if you don't get the reference(s), you suck.

[Raistlin1040]

I still like Sweet Child O Magtok. It would have pissed him off so much.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Perhaps, but this is two references in one. Should I change it? I still can without anyone really noticing.

[Raistlin1040]

Na it's fine. But if you did change it, I'd actually prefer Sweet Child O Maggot. More Magtok-Bashing!

[Scatman]

*raises his hand*I wanna join!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Okay, but you have to pass the test. Now, take this
Vespe tosses Scatman a large stack of legalese documents.
and sign here, here, here, here, here, and here. And initial here. Then, you must bring me....a shrubbery! And it must be tasteful. And not too expensive. And with a little path on the side.

[Scatman]

Uhm..Kay?
Scatman gets to signing every paper, and gets Vespe a shrubbery, with a path.And not too expensive.And tasteful.

[Raistlin1040]

RP jumps out of a shadow.
And you have to proclaim fealty to Myself, Vespe, the Beatles, Guns N Roses, and Frenzy.

[Vespe Ratavo]

And AC/DC. And the Rolling Stones, and Queen. And whatever my band will be called. Oh yeah, and AMEN itself :smallwink:

[Draken]

So have we worked out our new recruitment ways already?

[Scatman]

Scatman does as told, not really knowing who "Guns and Roses" or "Frenzy" is.Can I be a member now?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Almost. First you must prove your evilness. Go and do something really evil and show us proof. Then you may join.

[Cathrindir]

Daerbain looks at Vespe with disgust.
"AC/DC and Queen? Ugh, geez."

[Raistlin1040]

Guns N Roses are a badass band, and Frenzy is my band. Also, you must swear anti-fealty to Magtok.

[Scatman]

Evil you say?Scatman rubs his hands together.Ill show you evil!He nails up a sign saying:
Beatles will be erased from existance in 5.4.3.2.Scatman holds a button in his hands.A big red button.

[Vespe Ratavo]

...
That isn't evil, that's just inhumane. Stop the countdown, and you're in, on the condition you never do that ever again.

[Raistlin1040]

See there's a differance between evil and stupid.

RP intervenes, and the Beatles are saved. Scatman however, finds himself on a demiplane, surrounded by the fires of hell, powerless, and forced to listen to the world's fastest metronome for eternity.

[Scatman]

Yes!I got the effect I wanted!Victory dance!You know Raistlin, that button was a fake.

[Draken]

Deceit over senseless slaughter?

I like this new guy, looks like someone got brains for creative ways to be evil at least. Welcome to AMEN Mr. Scatman.

[Scatman]

Yay!Ill celebrate by getting drunk!
666 ales later, Scatman in re-dead.

[Cathrindir]

Grumbling, Daerbain picks up the newbie's corpse and nails it to the door of Magtok's lab somewhat half-heartedly.

[Scatman]

Fortunately, Scatman is a lich.After he decomposes, he appears in AMEN again.What I miss?

[Raistlin1040]

Raistlin takes Scatman's Soul-Hidey place and destroys it.

[Draken]

You missed the grass growing.

[Cathrindir]

"...nothing.
Besides Chuck Berry's sudden and startling reincarnation as a singing beaver."
He shrugs, holding up a warbling rodent by the scruff of its neck.

[Scatman]

Scatman implodes, then he re-implodes.Then he explodes, flying into existance again.My soul-hidey place!You destroyed it!Now I dont have a good place to hide at when I play hide and seek!Scatman kicks Raistlin's shin.

[Moff Chumley]

So Scatman gets invited in, I get blown up, (but not really), and I occasionaly make a dumb post that everyone ignores. This truly is a place of evil. [/whine]

[Draken]

You knew what you were doing when you joined. But why am I speaking to you? Like something said, we are suposed to ignore you.

*ignores Moff Chumley*

[Scatman]

Duh.Dont you even know what AMEN stands for?And if anyone gets to post something stupid, its ME.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey! I am the resident AMEN Lord of Stupidity. If you dare to claim my title, you'll have it over my dead body.

Vespe pulls out a toothbrush and stabs out Scatman's eyes.

[Scatman]

My eyes!You fiend!He takes out a toiletbrush, and it turns into a lightsaber.We do this JEDI STYLE!It turns back into a toiletbrush, and he begins smacking Vespe's face with it.

[Vespe Ratavo]

That's it.
Vespe grabs a teddy bear, and it turns into a light-teddy-saber-thing. Yeah. Anyway, he shoves it right through Scatman's esophagus.

[Scatman]

Ouch.That hurts.Scatman raises his might giant-lollypop staff, and shoves it up Vespe's behind.Take THAT.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe teleports away before Scatman can do so.
Wierdo. :smallyuk:
Vespe grabs a nearby remote control and throws it at Scatman at approximately 20 thousand and a half miles per second.

[Scatman]

And Scatman's head flies off...Fine, you win.Just put my head back on my body.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe does so.

Unfortunately, he sticks it onto Scatman's knee.
Meh. Close enough.

[Scatman]

He kicks Vespe with his new head-knee, then puts his head where it was supposed to be.If I had a gun right now, I would be pulling the trigger.

[fatninjacow]

FNC pull's out Scatman's spine
Yep I'm at it again!
he eat's the spine

[Scatman]

I dont have a spine.Thats just a worm that climbed onto my back.Scatman turns to Faninjacow and points his staff at him.Hey, look.A symbol of death.A Symbol of Death and Explosive runes appears on Fatninjacow's head!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok looks over the new guy, and then stamps the official Magtok Seal of Approval on the guy's face, shortly after handing him the key to his new room in AMEN, a link to Slaughter Your World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g), a pie, and a bag of smelly and squishy organs.

[fatninjacow]

FNC shrug's then make's popcorn with the explosive rune's

[Scatman]

Wow.That video was so full of win.Scatman begins eating the pie and squishy organs..Only because he thought the squishy organs were candy.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex limps in. and walks almost into Magtok. "Outta my way, Cyborg, I'm a corrupt cop."

[Saurous]

Saurous walks into the new base, holding a few pages in front of him. He flips through them, and then tosses them into the furnace.

"Amazing. This place actually is more chaotic when I am gone.
And it expands at almost twice it's normal rate."

[Scatman]

Thats what happens when you mix gunpowder and Scatman.Says Scatman, as he ties a barrel of gunpowder to Bugs Bunny's back, then lights it on fire.Boom!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok steps aside.

Whatever.

He gets bored, and soon finds himself looking at the old AMEN Godmodding and God-hating thread. He has a flashback to the rise and fall of EVIL, learns that Saur confessed to having really, really low charisma once, and that the necromancer confessed to...something else. :smalleek:

Magtok dashes over to the necromancer, and hands him a PM with the quote, along with a threat to use it against him if he doesn't bow down before the cyborg and beg for mercy.

[Raistlin1040]

Raistlin is looking at the old EVIL thread, remembering the great fight between himself and Magtok, his rise as a Cyber-Gaara, and then discarding it because it was too emo.

[CurlyKitGirl]

:smallconfused: "Ooh, what? Tell me, PM my player. I want to know." CP then goes back in time to find out what it was. "Page number?"
"And honestly, why do we get more members when Vespe's on? If anyone bothers to check we'll probably find out that half the people here were admitted by Vespe, showing exactly why this place is more chaotic than evil."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey, just because I'm on all the time....and I say again, we can't refuse anyone. Anyone who wants to join can, because we can't tell them not to post here. And even if we could, I like having more people. Sue me.

[Saurous]

Magtok steps aside.

Whatever.

He gets bored, and soon finds himself looking at the old AMEN Godmodding and God-hating thread. He has a flashback to the rise and fall of EVIL, learns that Saur confessed to having really, really low charisma once, and that the necromancer confessed to...something else. :smalleek:

Magtok dashes over to the necromancer, and hands him a PM with the quote, along with a threat to use it against him if he doesn't bow down before the cyborg and beg for mercy.

Saurous reads over the quote, one hand in his pocket. He sighs after reading over it.

"The only things that I confessed to there was the fact that I hate everyone, and that the process of cloning creatures is a flawed process. That event is also why I changed over to using the lich's ability to recreate themselves shortly after death."

[Scatman]

Sue?Mmkay.I could use more money.Scatman sues Vespe, and uses the excuse There are thirsty kids behind that wall!As he pointed at the wall where Vespe was.The Koolaid man immediately runs over Vespe, crashing through the wall in the process.As you see, he cant speak right now.It must mean he gives up!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe drinks the Kool-Aid mans blood/drink, and then puts on a Phoenix Wright outfit.

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2141148) ((<---Clickit!))
And the court makes its ruling. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2141150)

[Scatman]

Curses!Defeated by Pheonix Wright once again!

[Lord Magtok]

Damnit. How about I just toss this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2094478&postcount=870) where everyone can see it? I find it funny because of the dramatic irony.

[Scatman]

Necromancer with horribly low charisma?Funny.Im a necromancer with horribly high charisma.

[Khaldan]

Khaldan waves a paper at scatman.

Last part of the recruitment, you must read the Magtok song! (http://amen.wikidot.com/magtoksong)

[Draken]

The magtok song... The ultimate test of sanity for any creature that lives, unlives, or wathever,

[Scatman]

Scatman runs to the acid tank.MY BRAIN!

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Meh. I've seen funnier things before. Don't see the dramatic irony or anything fairly funny about it. Then again.." Curly resumes listening to music that is truly excellent.
"Crap Khaldan. That's just horrible."

[Saurous]

Necromancer with horribly low charisma?Funny.Im a necromancer with horribly high charisma.

"No one asked you, Newbie."

He then reads over the link Magtok posted, and sighs.

"Nothing is really that consistent here, Magtok. As you can see, most have matured around here. How do you know that I wasn't just lying so that you would shut up about the Moon Called and the Desk of Invulnerabilty? Of course, reverse psychology occured, and you kept on with it. But I'd rather not get back on the topic of how you caused everything leading up to Moon Called X Myself, the birth of Maur, and all that crap."

[Scatman]

Yes, but I know a better song. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6Xd6a-2HY)

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Although that is funny. Are we going to have any plots here? Or can we just indulge in mini-plots and making fun of members/killing in funny and horrible ways?"
"Aaaand now you said that guess which player's off to find those posts?" says CP sarcastically as that's almost certainly what MP/Brian is doing now.

[Lord Magtok]

Necromancer with horribly low charisma?Funny.Im a necromancer with horribly high charisma.

Odd. It seems as if a scar over someone's eye adds to their CHA score. Hmm...I think I'm going to investigate this in the labs.

Magtok wanders off, ignoring the fact that people are dissolving their brains again.

[Rex Idiotarum]

"Yeah, Draken, ZRS is recording it for me... Your mindz r gone!"

[Draken]

He accpted? Wow.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Damn, I have to keep myself from singing it in front of my family, epic challenge indeed.

[Draken]

Rex, why it shows a female simbol in your gender? I am pretty sure regina is not arround anymore.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Is that recording going to earn a separarte thread as: Hear This And Be Scarred For Life in SMBG. Or maybe just: Listen to this and tell us what you think. If this goes forum-wide I can't imagine what'll happen. Or is it just going to be put on post one of every AMEN thread?"
"And thankfully I can control myself in front of my family and freinds otherwise I'd be banned by my parents and lose some friends pretty quickly."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Wait, you actually got ZRS to sing it? Wow. I am never doubting Rex's skills as a leader again. And let's just put it in the first post of every thread and gratuitously hand it out to newbies and visitors.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Yeah, but some just check out most recent post so then what? Hey, Rexs' Player, how did you get ZRS to sing it? Did you actually tell him the lyrics or just get him to promise to sing The Magtok Song and then give him th lyrics."
She hands out free books to people.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I got him to agree then gave him the lyrics, although, asking kindly does get things sometimes. And Draken, I'm using a Female Avatar, so I'll use a female Icon.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"What did he say when he saw the lyrics?"

[Draken]

On another subject, why are we still on the SMBG board? Why aren't we on SG already?

[Scatman]

Were too lazy to move?

[Saurous]

"None of the mods have noticed us yet?"

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Same as SP said. Weird though, it's normally moved by now because the Mods don't want our insanity corrupting their precious SMBG."

[Scatman]

Scatman stops skinning a monkey live.Sorry, what were you saying about insanity?

[Dallas-Dakota]

*runs into AMEN headquarters*

Can I join? *not waiting for an answer* Thenks! I needed just this bunch for a new blood type I want to brew and solidify!
*as people begin stuffing papers at him Vampiric Elf stufs them back into their hands, puts some oil on their feet and shoes * NO, I dont need any papers, Go away with administration! and for evilly test?

*sets all people in sight on fire*

[Vespe Ratavo]

...
Yeah, maybe we do need a slightly stricter entrance policy.

[Scatman]

Thats quite unoriginal, Dallas.I mean, a carebear could come up with that...

[Draken]

We are a (kind of) structured game, are you sure we can't make a proper selection of our members?

[Saurous]

...
Yeah, maybe we do need a slightly stricter entrance policy.

Saurous's eye twitches in a frightening manner.

"Really, Vespe? Did you figure that out on your own, or was it the fact that this idiot ran in, joined, and lit everyone on fire?!"

[Scatman]

What?Were on fire?Scatman looks down to his clothes.Huh.I didnt notice.Scatman continues skinning the live monkey.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Ignore them and they'll all go away. I mean half the people who've joined AMEN don't actually contribute they just stick _of AMEN in their sig and leave it at that. And maybe we could sort out a way to be more 'select' somehow. Without breaking any rules that is."

The Feegles are still frozen in fear awaiting the lawyers first move. Lawyers and Feegles auto-destruct in ten posts.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Yeah, we are a structured game. As such, I propose this new, slightly stricter entrance policy.

If any new member does any of these things, they shall not be allowed to join.

1: If the majority of their posts are simply killing everyone with no justification and not in a humorous manner.
2: If all they do is just come in to make fun of us.
3: Any other reason we feel like. I mean, we are a "structured game."

[Scatman]

Structured?Were all chaotic maniacs.HOW can we be structured?

[Rex Idiotarum]

"You haven't realized yet, this place is designed for that behavior. If you want stricter RP, go to the Town. There has to be someplace where we can get our random attacks on." Pops Dallas' head off like a bottle cap, "It's what I, and most AMENites do. Overpower, Godmod, Random Attack, if AMEN was meant to be like the Town, we would've made it like that in the first place. Dammit Vespe, you motherlovin' freak, that would've kicked me out!" Stabs Vespe.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*pops head back in by a wired rope*

I just want to join.....and int was my dumb stat so dont blame for being un-original.

I promise I wont set you guys on fire again for no reason.


Scatman : those were my thoughts...

[Draken]

The game is structured, not the people who play it.

And the second one needs some improvement, I mean, half of any thread is made of ironyes or verbal attacks that we make against each other, like "Maggie", "necrophille", "technophile", "slavewhore", etc.

And Rex, we are also suposed to kill each other in funny and/or gruesome ways, not just "set everything on fire" or "do something random with no description to nuke the base away".

[Saurous]

"AMEN is a structured game because of the fact that it isn't just a silly response game like most games in the SMBG are. It's closer to the various Werewolf and whatnot games."

"Oh, and Scatman? After punctuation, you are supposed to put a space."

[Vespe Ratavo]

The main difference being that we actually talk and RP, as opposed to people like Dallas and Nightwing, who just god mod randomly.

Oh, and Dallas, we already have a member named Vampric, who is an elf.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"It's never going to work anyway. And the way I see it is this: We're too structured to be an SMBG, but we're too silly to be a proper SG or part of the Towmn. Except the base we have there."

The Feegles are waiting for Saur and SP to wake up.

[Scatman]

Yes, yes.Godmodding and shooting kittens:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9485/kittenandgunzi1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Is fun and all..
..Well, you have a point I suppose.




"Oh, and Scatman? After punctuation, you are supposed to put a space."
Uhm, riiiiigggghhhhttttt.

[Rex Idiotarum]

"To each his own." Scatman Dies an Amenity death for shooting kitties. Then Rex shoots the kitty.

[Scatman]

Hey! That was MY kitten to shoot!Scatman materializes a giant hammer out of nowhere,(Like in the cartoons!)and begins smacking Rex with it.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Whatever. I guess let's just go with "ignore stupid people," it seems to have driven Nightwing away. :smalltongue:

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Why don't we play a game? How many pages can we get to before it gets moved to SGs."

Rex suddenly finds him/herself Morris dancing around the room. Wearing the complete outfit, but without the inch thick 3 ft long stick that normally comes with it.

[Scatman]

Yes, driving Nightwing away is always good. No, great.

Scatman bets on 5 more pages.

[Saurous]

Whatever. I guess let's just go with "ignore stupid people," it seems to have driven Nightwing away. :smalltongue:

"Naw, that's because he has a two-second attention span."

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Naw, that's because he has a two-second attention span."

"So true. And are the Feegles going to self-destruct?"

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex chooses Saurous as his partner, smacking him in the head, and dancing around.

[Saurous]

Saurous grabs Rex's hand, and bends his arm behind the blood mage's back, hopefully breaking a few bones.

"Dance with Curly, not me."

[Goblin Music]

why is Rex dancing?

[Rex Idiotarum]

Doesn't matter about the stick, he uses his Rose cane to smack people around.

He slips out of the grapple with astonishing flexibility and then goes on to perform the dance with the poster above me...

Let's see who that is... Sorry GM

[Goblin Music]

i am so glad i am an illusion *vanishes than reappears somewhere else*

[Scatman]

Hey kids!Lets see what Scatman is thinking!

(I could always fireball them..No, unoriginal..Evard's Black Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion?No..Ill use a homebrew spell!"Death to AMEN"!..Of course, I would kick my own ass then..)

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Perhaps making Rex a morris dancer was a bad thing. At least he hasn't read Lords And Ladies."

The Feegles and lawyers all get drunk and go and bother Nightwing in the Town.

[Goblin Music]

Yay lords and Ladies one of the books i am reading

[fatninjacow]

FNC's imp's start eating all the furniture

[Scatman]

Scatman pulls a cartoony gun from his robe, and shoots the imps with pac-man dots.Stop it.I sit on that.

[Ichneumon]

This seems cool, what is this? Some kind of club or what?:smalltongue:

[Draken]

This is AMEN ichneumon, the dreaded Association of the Malign, Evil and Nefarious. A sect of the darkest masterminds in all the playground, devoted to kiling each other while trying to get on with plots that have mostly random themes.

Draken handweaves a AMEN card to the queen of wasps.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Do you have the urge to punch small children or kick puppy dogs? Is careful Manipulation is your game to the top? Do you believe that you, yourself is the greatest thing in the world, and that no one else matters? Are you a confused adolescent seeking acceptance from a group that demands total conformity?

Then AMEN is for you.

Cookie if you can spot the Reference and name from whence it came.

[Goblin Music]

EDIT meh they explained it right 'nuf

[fatninjacow]

FNCs imps eat the pacman dot's then return to eating the furniture

[Ichneumon]

Is that in invitation?

If so, intereting, it is power, it is evil, it is insane...

[Scatman]

Yup. Everyone loves all that good stuff. You also get to shoot kittens.

[Ichneumon]

Great! I want to join, maybe this is the place for all my megalomanic urges.:smallwink:

[fatninjacow]

And summon imp's!
The imp's go into Scatman's room and start eating stuff

[Rex Idiotarum]

Suddenly the base becomes a country club with a full golf course, the twist, it's a Giant Miniature Golf Course, completely with full-scale functioning windmill, A Pyramid, and a Pirate Ship, as well as other obstacles.

Rex, wearing the most ridiculous golfing gear, looks dramatically at Ichneumon through his blindfold.

"Then we shall golf."

[Scatman]

My room is empty!I havnt even put anything in it yet!He fires an RPG at the imps.

[fatninjacow]

They eat the rpg and the room itself

[Ichneumon]

Golf? Indeed we shall, mister Rex, we shall.

*Makes a movement with her arm and a wasp enters with a bag of golf clubs*

[Scatman]

I would like to point out my room also has a rancor inside it.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex lines up a shot, and with perfect form, sends the ball straight into the water.

"Damn..."

[Scatman]

Scatman laughs at Rex's bad aim.Maybe you should take golfing lessons.

[fatninjacow]

They eat the rancor too,then head to Magtok's lab (again)

[Goblin Music]

FIRE GM's flying-Pirate-ship sends a volley of cannonballs at the golfing pair

[Rex Idiotarum]

"Meh, I had my eye ripped out in the Town. I can't see... Point me to the Hole."

[Lord Magtok]

This is AMEN ichneumon, the dreaded Association of the Malign, Evil and Nefarious. A sect of the darkest masterminds in all the playground, devoted to kiling each other while trying to get on with plots that have mostly random themes.

Draken handweaves a AMEN card to the queen of wasps.

Draken suddenly finds a walrus lodged in his chest, as Magtok comes out of the labs and glares at him.

Association of the Malicious, Evil, and Nefarious. Get it right next time, or something even worse will happen to you next time. :smallannoyed:

The imps find themselves impaled by sharp pointy metal sticks, which electrocute, incinerate, and banish them to hell all at the same time.

[Scatman]

I question how tiny imps eat a colossal frikkin rancor.I really-Hey, why cant I lodge walruses into people?

[Mr. Moon]

"Hey, remember how we agreed to ignore the noobs who joined? Yeah? It works a lot better if you actually ignore them." Moon Called points out, and positions Rex so he faces the opposite way of the hole. "'Kay, there you go."

[Scatman]

Your garunteed to sink it, Rex!

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex hits the Ball, it bounces off Magtok's Metal Noggin and flies straight towards the hole, it lands on the green, 3-6 yards away. ((The hole moves.))

[Saurous]

"That was predictable."

Saurous watches the shenanigans on the golf course from a safe distance. Probably not a safe enough distance, though.

[Mr. Moon]

"Oh, right in the water. Here, my turn." Moon Called hits the ball with a stolen golf-club. The ball, interestingly enough, goes backwards. "Hey, a hole-in-one." She lies, and writes something down on the scorecard.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Why are we golfing anyway? Might as well get into the spirit of things." She begins to play golf. And as she's never played before Curly gets things wrong. "You hit the ball into the hole and get the least shots." It goes in without any funny or weird actions. "I suck." It was a hole in one.

[Lord Magtok]

I really-Hey, why cant I lodge walruses into people?

Because you haven't studied the ways of bizzare and ridiculous technology. You have yet to build a space station that makes the Death Star look like a small moon. You don't know the joy of brutally tearing a person apart, and then defying centuries of belief by restarting the victim's heat and mind, ressurecting them without the help of one of your incompetent gods or the power of the arcane. You have not travelled across time and space, defying logic and many scientific laws with nothing more than a few pieces of metal and a technobabble speech.

In other words, you're a wimpy little wizard, and I'm a mad scientist. Neener, neener, neener. :smalltongue:

Magtok ignores the ball that bounced off his head, and then picks up another ball. He carries it over to the hole, and drops it in.

Hole in one.

[Rex Idiotarum]

"That's why you're ball's sitting over there?" Rex points to MC's Ball. "I'm Blind, not stupid."

[Scatman]

My turn.Bigby's Grasping Hand!Bigby's hand grabbed a golf club, then smacked the ball.It didnt go anywhere.It went into peices.Hey, a hole In Zero.

[fatninjacow]

((they are dwarf sized imp's and there was 50))

30'000 mini persion's appear along with the 300 set and 300 mini spartan's
Can any one guess what's going to happen?

[Ichneumon]

Starts wielding the club, but misses the ball and let's go of the club and launches it into orbit.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called looks at the ball as if she'd never seen it before. "I have absolutely no idea. I'd never cheat against the mighty lord of AMEN. It must be... a teleporting ball. Yeah, that's it."

[Saurous]

Because you haven't studied the ways of bizzare and ridiculous technology. You have yet to build a space station that makes the Death Star look like a small moon. You don't know the joy of brutally tearing a person apart, and then defying centuries of belief by restarting the victim's heat and mind, ressurecting them without the help of one of your incompetent gods or the power of the arcane. You have not travelled across time and space, defying logic and many scientific laws with nothing more than a few pieces of metal and a technobabble speech.

In other words, you're a wimpy little wizard, and I'm a mad scientist. Neener, neener, neener. :smalltongue:

Saurous suddenly raises a hand, and blasts a golf club-shaped burst of energy at Magtok's head. This moves with enough force to easily knock the cyborg's head off of his shoulders.

"Sorry, the phrase 'wimply little wizard' causes me to painfully destroy the source of the speech. It's a reflex."

[Scatman]

In other words, you're a wimpy little wizard, and I'm a mad scientist. Neener, neener, neener. :smalltongue:


You see, thats where your wrong.Im a sorcerer.

Scatman casts Bigby's Crushing Hand on Magtok.

And, Im not "wimpy"!

[fatninjacow]

the mini soldiers start killing each other following the battle scene's of 300,and only the battle scene's

[CurlyKitGirl]

Curly laughs uncontrollably as Saur and Magtok have yet another childish fight over their classes. Oh, and when ichy joins in too.
"You two are so infantile. But fun, carry on."

[fatninjacow]

FNC get's bored of the mini war and chuck's a grenade at the battle...little persien's go everywhere

[Saurous]

Curly laughs uncontrollably as Saur and Magtok have yet another childish fight over their classes. Oh, and when ichy joins in too.
"You two are so infantile. But fun, carry on."

"I am not arguing with Magtok. I am simply acting on my instincts to his insults to my class by separating his head from his neck." Saurous nods in matter-of-factly manner.

[Scatman]

I think I will avoid starting another "Sorcerer Versus Wizard" arguement.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok's head is easily knocked away, and the corpse is crushed. A new clone comes moments later.

And I was merely explaining to the new guy the perks of getting one's nose out of those old spell books, and embracing a more modern and less boring path to power.

[Mr. Moon]

"I am not arguing with Magtok. I am simply acting on my instincts to his insults to my class by separating his head from his neck." Saurous nods in matter-of-factly manner.

"So, basicly, arguing?"
"It's all they really do, isn't it?"
"Yup."

[Saurous]

"So, basicly, arguing?"
"It's all they really do, isn't it?"
"Yup."

"Well, if you want to put it simply. I like making it sound more refined than that by using large words."

[CurlyKitGirl]

"I am not arguing with Magtok. I am simply acting on my instincts to his insults to my class by separating his head from his neck." Saurous nods in matter-of-factly manner.

"And that sin't childish?..":smallconfused: "No, I don't get it. And if he called your parents names what would you do then? Or if he called you a big baby?"

[fatninjacow]

FNC summon's more imp's this time 500 they swarm the golf course eating anything caddie's.club's etc.

[Rex Idiotarum]

"Magic Versus Technology? Is there a diffrence between giving someone an Undead arm with a NegativeEnergy blast, and a cyborg arm with a plasma blast? It's fluff. Magtok and Saurous have equal power in every way, just differently explanations behind it."

[Saurous]

"And that sin't childish?..":smallconfused: "No, I don't get it. And if he called your parents names what would you do then? Or if he called you a big baby?"

"Did I say it wasn't childish? I just said that I wasn't arguing."

[Mr. Moon]

"Well, if you want to put it simply. I like making it sound more refined than that by using large words."

Moon Called shrugs. "Meh. Big words are for people with ranks in Intelligence." She hits the ball, which flies forth, overshooting the hole by about three miles. "Dammit!"

[CurlyKitGirl]

"But you were. It's like the time SP admitted he was an anime fanboy and Curly kept on teasing him until he lost it."
"That was funny, and it was arguing to a point. Personally they're best friends ho argue because they like each other as best friends."

[fatninjacow]

They try to eat Rex

[Mr. Moon]

"But you were. It's like the time SP admitted he was an anime fanboy and Curly kept on teasing him until he lost it."

"He what?" Saphire blinks, and grabs CP by her shoulders and shakes her. "Dammit, girl, post a link!"

Moon Called sighs.

[Saurous]

"But you were. It's like the time SP admitted he was an anime fanboy and Curly kept on teasing him until he lost it."
"That was funny, and it was arguing to a point. Personally they're best friends ho argue because they like each other as best friends."

"I deny everything!"
"I deny everything!" Saur and SP both shout simultaneously.

[Lord Magtok]

Rex has a point. And we weren't arguing. I wasn't even talking to the elfy little mindflayer snack. I was talking to the new guy.

All of a sudden, a shadow covers Curly. If she looks up, she'll see a hippo dropping towards her. A note that says "You're wrong" is attached to the large animal's rear.

[Scatman]

Funny thing.I didnt even see your post until Saurous quoted it.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called sighs, and rams her golf club against the base, thus bumping the thread.

[Saurous]

"He what?" Saphire blinks, and grabs CP by her shoulders and shakes her. "Dammit, girl, post a link!"

Moon Called sighs.

Saurous smirks, and pulls a link (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3042067#post3042067#523) to the material that CP happens to be speaking of.

"Simply because SP hasn't been mortified enough today."

"I didn't admit anything! It was only implied! And only because I knew who Orochimaru was!"

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire blinks. "But... I thought everyone knows who Orrochimaru-sama is. He's... he's... sexy!"

[PirateMonk]

PMP waves a hand. There is no immediately obvious effect.

[Scatman]

Scatman sits down, and watches them boredly.Well, looks like I get daily entertainment here.

[Saurous]

"Your entire attraction to a person who is part snake frightens me."

SP shudders, getting the feeling that Saphire didn't even read over the link.

"Suppressed masochistic feelings..."

"Shut up."

[Lord Magtok]

Saphire blinks. "But... I thought everyone knows who Orrochimaru-sama is. He's... he's... sexy!"

Orrochi...wha-? How the hell do they expect people to pronounce stuff like that? :smallconfused:

[Rex Idiotarum]

It's pronounced as it's spelled Or(As in Oreo)roch(As in Cockroach)chi((As in Chi))mar((As in mar))u((Ru)).

[Mr. Moon]

Orrochi...wha-? How the hell do they expect people to pronounce stuff like that?

"O-ro-chi-maru. That's how you pronounce it.


"Your entire attraction to a person who is part snake frightens me."

SP shudders, getting the feeling that Saphire didn't even read over the link.

"Suppressed masochistic feelings..."

"Shut up."

Saphire shrugs. "It's the part-snake thing that mostly attracts me." She grins, pausing to let the mental images sink in. "And, anyway, I did read it. I chose to ignore it."

[PirateMonk]

"I'm bored."

Plot, anyone?

[Scatman]

Plot?What plot?We were just playing golf, and we have leaped to talking about a Naruto character.

[Saurous]

Saphire shrugs. "It's the part-snake thing that mostly attracts me." She grins, pausing to let the mental images sink in.

"Ow."

SP sighs, and presses both hands against his temples.

"You'd think I'd be used to these things by now."

[Lord Magtok]

"O-ro-chi-maru. That's how you pronounce it.

I think a simple name like Jack, Tom, or Steve would be a lot simpler.

And I'm up for a plot. It might help the magic-users forget how badly they want to kill me.

[Saurous]

I think a simple name like Jack, Tom, or Steve would be a lot simpler.

"Whatever you say, Kotgam Drol."

[Rex Idiotarum]

"Meh," Rex turns into Regina and hangs on Magtok. "It's the machine quality that attracts me. A Tillet Syldexic, Saury?"

[Mr. Moon]

"I'm bored."

Plot, anyone?

Moon Called and Dusk raise their hands.


I think a simple name like Jack, Tom, or Steve would be a lot simpler.

"Jack, Tom, and Steve aren't sexy names. Anyway, Naruto is from Japan. Thus, they have Jappanese names."

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Sure. Lets have a plot then." She ignores the mental images because Serpy produced that one a while ago and CP immunised Curly and herself against further images like it.
"Damn. Regina's back."
"Ooh, watch the male characters squirm."
"And MC has a BROTHER called DUSK!!"

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'd like to call it sleep....please dont behead me for going to sleep now.......Or kill me in my sleep......or flame me to death......OR and no, definetely dont do this!....wait I'm not going to tell anymore, I'm going to bring you guys onto ideas that way.

[Scatman]

Does this plot have to do with
A.Killing Nightwing

B.Killing other AMENites

C.Doing something random

D.None of the above?

[Saurous]

"Jack, Tom, and Steve aren't sexy names. Anyway, Naruto is from Japan. Thus, they have Jappanese names."

"It's also because Orochimaru is based off of the character Orochimaru in the Japanese folktale Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari ."

"Jiraiya and Tsunade are, too.

Anyways, I guess we should have a plot. I'm not starting it though."

[CurlyKitGirl]

"One word SP: Faannbbooooy! Oh, Regina's after you now Saur."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok takes a few steps away from Regina, and shudders. He mutters something about not knowing what she said to "saury" in that last sentence, and waits for a plot.

[Mr. Moon]

"And MC has a BROTHER called DUSK!!"

Dusk stabs Curly. "If Regina attacks me, you'll have hell to pay."


"It's also because Orochimaru is based off of the character Orochimaru in the Japanese folktale Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari ."

"Jiraiya and Tsunade are, too.

"Are they? Never heard it." Saphire resolves to poke through her dad's old textbooks in hopes of finding it. "Someone else can come up with a plot. I've done a lot of them lately."

[Saurous]

"One word SP: Faannbbooooy! Oh, Regina's after you now Saur."

"SHUT UP! Dammit!"

Saurous sighs.

"I really wish I knew what she said in her last sentence."

[Rex Idiotarum]

Kotgam Drol = Lord Magtok
tillet syldexic = Little Dyslexic
Do you see what I did?

Regina winks at Magtok. "I'll have you later." Then shifts back to a giggling Rex.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Rex/Regina is getting more disturbing by the day. Extremely."
"Why don't we just copy Mafia V and go all noir for no reason? Then we can kill insane but in film noir context. Because I'm tired, it's late and I can't think of any other plot or reason."

[Lord Magtok]

"It's also because Orochimaru is based off of the character Orochimaru in the Japanese folktale Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari ."

"Jiraiya and Tsunade are, too.

Wow. I knew you were a fanboy, but I had no clue you friggin' studied the stuff. Even MC didn't know that.:smalleek:

And Rex/Regina, please go bug someone a little more innocent and unsuspecting. Like Curly and Vespe.

[Scatman]

I knew that without studying.I was just..Uhm..Browsing..The Naruto Wikipedia page.And I found a link.

[Saurous]

Wow. I knew you were a fanboy, but I had no clue you friggin' studied the stuff. Even MC didn't know that.:smalleek:

And Rex/Regina, please go bug someone a little more innocent and unsuspecting. Like Curly and Vespe.

"No, it's because when you look up 'Orochimaru' on Wikipedia, it goes to the page for the character from the folktale."

"And I knew it because I actually read foreign and classical literature and that stuff."

[fatninjacow]

FNC hide's under a couch that randomly appeared from Regina

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Anime fanpeople of AMEN: Saphire, SP, Saur and Scatman, maybe his player. And Raistlin I think. Next thread someone has to create a title involving fanpeople. But SP and Saur take the biscuit, the entire packet and the tin they were in. Saphire didn't know that"
Curly offers some popcorn to Magtok so they can throw it at Saur and Sp because popcorn is one of the most annoying things that can be thrown at people.

[Scatman]

Hey!I never said I was a fanboy!Scatman backs behind a wall slowly.

[Saurous]

"Anime fanpeople of AMEN: Saphire, SP, Saur and Scatman, maybe his player. And Raistlin I think. Next thread someone has to create a title involving fanpeople. But SP and Saur take the biscuit, the entire packet and the tin they were in. Saphire didn't know that"
Curly offers some popcorn to Magtok so they can throw it at Saur and Sp because popcorn is one of the most annoying things that can be thrown at people.

Saurous sighs, and his entire body turns completely black, except for his eyes. He then grows several feet taller, basically becoming a huge shadow-creature. He looms over Curly, being about ten feet taller than her at this point. He then leans down towards her, his flaming red eyes becoming the only thing in her field of vision. He then shouts in a loud booming voice, the words:

Shut up.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok shakes his head.

You were on the Naruto wikipedia thing? Fanboy.:smalltongue:

He tosses some popcorn at Saur and SP.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"OW! You just burst my ear drums. You really can't take a joke can you? I won't bring it up for at least ten pages." She goes into Magtoks' labs to see if she can find any artificial ear drums with volume control and a mute option.

[PirateMonk]

PMP waves a hand, and yet another Caution: Plot door appears.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I didn't make the Fanboy list?

[Scatman]

Magtok shakes his head.

You were on the Naruto wikipedia thing? Fanboy.:smalltongue:

He tosses some popcorn at Saur and SP.

I will never be a fanboy.I just..Happened to find it.

[Draken]

Sight...

Protection from Fanboys/girls

Now, this will give me a small amount of peace.

[Saurous]

He tosses some popcorn at Saur and SP.

"Ugh."

SP sighs, and raises his hand. The floor underneath Magtok explodes, ripping the cyborg's legs off. If he survives that, he also has to fall down through the hole into the Hellwasp-infested basement.

"Alright, are we done with labeling me as a Naruto fanboy?"

[Scatman]

Scatman points his staff at Draken.

Greater Dispel.

[CurlyKitGirl]

I didn't make the Fanboy list?

"Well RexP? We didn't know you were on and you never displaye any sign. Pkus it did cry out for some mockery on their behalf didn't it?"
Curly walks out of Magtoks' labs holding some small metal items that look like ear drums. "Magtok are you using these or will they have any adverse effects because you've been fiddling around with them more than usual?"

[Khaldan]

Nope, I don't think we are, Saur.
Fanboy..

[Scatman]

CoughSaurous is a fanboyCough

[Rex Idiotarum]

My characters are basically copies of animes I like. Naruto, Yu-Yu-Hakisho, D&D, Bobobo, Ranma 1/2, and many more go into making Rex.

[Draken]

The dispell succeds.

Go dispell your mother.

Magic Circle Against Fanboys
Globe of Invulnerability

Now he has a better version of the protection AND Dispell Magic is useless.

[Saurous]

SP sighs, and disappears into a puff of dark red smoke.

Saurous also shifts back to his normal self, no long a fifteen foot tall shadow monster.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Anime fanpeople of AMEN: Saphire, SP, Saur, REXP AND REX and Scatman, maybe his player. And Raistlin I think. Next thread someone has to create a title involving fanpeople. But SP and Saur take the biscuit, the entire packet and the tin they were in. Saphire didn't know that"
Curly offers some popcorn to Magtok so they can throw it at Saur and Sp because popcorn is one of the most annoying things that can be thrown at people.

"Now you're on the list. That makes eight fanpeople and maybe fanpeople." Because there as no response from Magtok she ooperates on herself and she now has new, nearly indestructible eardrums with mute and volume control. "That's better."

"What you can't blame me if people take the subject too far. The best thing to do would be open PMPs' Plot door, unless he's offline again. And I liked your shadow monster; I was just more worried about my hearing. If it makes yo feel any better I was quaking with fear when I got into Magitks' labs."

[Scatman]

Werent we going to start a plot?

[PirateMonk]

The door starts crying because no one is going near it.

"Do you really think anyone is stupid enough to fall for that?"

It's worth a shot.

[fatninjacow]

FNC walk's over to the door and strap's an M80 to it then run's like hell

[PirateMonk]

The door eats it.

[Scatman]

Scatman takes his Dagger-Gun from his side, and shoots a few daggers at the door.

[fatninjacow]

FNC open's the door

[PirateMonk]

The door eats the daggers and FNC.

[fatninjacow]

An opulent new FNC appear's

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok asks the door about what is on the other side.

[Scatman]

I see no mouth.How the hell is it eating?

[PirateMonk]

Scatman gets smacked.

"A plot, of course."

[Scatman]

Scatman rubs his face.I already dont like this door.

[fatninjacow]

You have no head but still you talk
Scatman will notice his head is gone and FNC's imp's are eating it

[Saurous]

"What you can't blame me if people take the subject too far. The best thing to do would be open PMPs' Plot door, unless he's offline again. And I liked your shadow monster; I was just more worried about my hearing. If it makes yo feel any better I was quaking with fear when I got into Magitks' labs."

"Ah, that's good. I've been meaning to use that ability earlier, but I haven't had a reason to use it before."


I see no mouth.How the hell is it eating?

"Eventually, you will learn not to ask questions about how the world of AMEN works."

[Scatman]

FNC will notice it regenerates at the same rate.

[fatninjacow]

Scatman will notice a arrow covered in lawfulness sticking out of his chest,it mean's scatman will have to be lawful for the next 24 hour's
BWAHAHAHA!

[Lord Magtok]

Mr. Door, would you mind if I went past you to see that plot on the other side without eating me? I'd rather not die, and I'm sure you're probably full after eating all of that other stuff.

[PirateMonk]

"Oh, sure, I just don't want FNC getting through."

[Scatman]

Great, Ill just be goin through then.Scatman walks through the door.

[Lord Magtok]

Alright, thanks.

Magtok goes through the door, and waits for PM to suddenly need to go offline like he always does in the middle of a plot.

[PirateMonk]

He sees the standard long dark corridor. There's a dim light a few dozen yards away.

[fatninjacow]

Scatman will have to be lawful for the next 24 hour's

It mean's you can't be evil you have to be nice...unaturally nice

[Scatman]

Scatman whistles while he casts Light on himself, and walks down the long dark corridor.

[PirateMonk]

It mean's you can't be evil you have to be nice...unaturally nice

Let me explain something to you:

LAWFUL=/=GOOD

Magtok, for instance, is already Lawful Evil.

[fatninjacow]

...nothing...still nothing

[PirateMonk]

PMP nudges Magtok.

[Scatman]

Scatman waits at a place in the corridor to fly out and try and eat his arm.Get the plot moving on!

[PirateMonk]

I'm still here, I'm just waiting for Magtok...

[Scatman]

..hes Offline, You Fool!

[PirateMonk]

I know. But he's stuck in the plot.

[Scatman]

..Well, there goes the plot.Remind me to shoot you in the head with my Dagger-gun, Piratemonk.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok suddenly awakens.

Sorry about that. Now, we're walking along in some dark hallway for some plot, right? Waiting for a trap to spring up and shoot Scatman in the face while I watch and laugh?

[Scatman]

Yeah.Pretty much.Im just waiting for it to happen so I can throw the trap on you.

Any minute now PirateMonk will write something..Hurry up, damnit.

[PirateMonk]

They come to a sign reading "Warning: Now entering anti-godmodding field."

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...that might be a problem.

Meh, it doesn't matter right now. Let's continue with the mission.

Magtok attempts to shove Scatman ahead. Not enough to knock the guy to the ground, but enough to make him move ahead a little faster.

[Scatman]

I dont need godmodding, I have ADD.Scatman runs ahead.

[PirateMonk]

There's a long stretch of dark corridor, with a light far in the distance.

[Scatman]

Magtok, I think were going in circles.Wasnt that the description of when we started?