TDS Valenia- TDI HQ (Orbit)

[LordVader]

The TDS Valenia is a massive space station in geosynchronous orbit with Town. It is roughly fifteen miles long, high, and wide, although it is not exactly a cube.
The exterior of the Valenia is bristling with defensive weaponries ranging from antistarfighter turrets to massive cannons that can launch gigantic shells and massive laser cannons.
Inside, many thousands of TDI personnel bustle around. For now, these are mainly transferred IG or BR personnel- however, there are some recruits from Town.
((Much, much more coming later, just wanted to get this up.))

[LordVader]

Sirens ring out through the Valenia as it exchanges shots with the Imperial fleet. A report of a robbery in progress is called in, and forwarded to the Station.

[LordVader]

Raneus and Nukular appear on the Valenia's command bridge. The sirens switch off, but a voice telling all crews to "man combat stations" persists. The bridge crew snap to attention and salute.

[Emperor Ing]

The Agony's command bridge appears to open communications with the Valenia

[blackout]

:smallamused: Nice place. They got any civilian visiting quarters? Cus, I got this kid down on the planet...

[LordVader]

"Yeah, no problem."
He makes the necessary arrangements, and then deadtimes.

[Emperor Ing]

Ahem. Okay then. Can we pleease get this moving? :smallannoyed:

[blackout]

Oh, right. Step off our planet, yo. :smalltongue:

[Emperor Ing]

Technically, were not 'on' your planet.

[blackout]

....Step off our planet's orbit, yo. :smalltongue:

[Emperor Ing]

Uhh, our base is not in orbit with your planet. Now, tell us to leave, and I win 1000 credits! Say it! :smallsmile:

[blackout]

:smallannoyed: ....

[Emperor Ing]

Excellent. How prahaps you dont understand the full meaning of Galactic Empire Minimal Control. Shall I enlighten you? DO NOT ASSUME!!

[blackout]

Maybe you don't understand 'you guys don't get ANY control. I don't care if this place is between two major points in the war, you can't have it. '

[Emperor Ing]

Ignorant as always. You dont understand it at all. You, benefit the most.

[blackout]

Benefit?! You threaten my people with slavery and death!

((Sorry, but I just had to work that in there. xD))

[Emperor Ing]

The Emperor outlawed slavery as one of his first moves. Second, if we wanted to bring death on all of you, we wouldve done it a long time ago. Can you say "superlaser"?
((i shouldve seen that coming :smalltongue: ))
((and terrible news. the computer pirate demands use of this CPU for a few minutes, so deadtime, for a few minutes))

[blackout]

:smallannoyed: You still want total control, that's what ALL empires want. You ain't getting control here, sorry pal.

[Emperor Ing]

:smallmad: you are not listening! "Minimal Control" is when we realize that the governments of the planet, or system is perfectly capable of running, and defending itself, so all that happens is that you agree to allegiance with the Galactic Empire, and, whenever you come under attack from a random emerging faction, or anything, you are able to call on us for help. Bottom line. Were allies. Is it that hard? :smallannoyed:

[blackout]

....YES! We don't want to associate ourselves with either side, here. That's what we've been trying to convey this WHOLE DAMN TIME.

[Emperor Ing]

:smallannoyed: thing is though, neutrals do tend to get caught in the crossfire, and tend to just start shooting at both sides, only for the once warring factions to reduce the exchange of firepower and turn it to the neutrally hostile faction. I believe it happened before, in this system not too long ago. And i'm also being told that the bridge to your base-ship is inaccessible.

[blackout]

Now you know why we want you to simply get the **** out of our system. This is not part of your war. Don't drag us in.

[Emperor Ing]

You dragged yourself in! How does a Superlaser to a Venegeance Star Destroyer cause you to shoot anything that isnt TDI?

[blackout]

You fight in our territory, we get involved. Period. We just wanted to drive you out.

[Emperor Ing]

Do you have any idea how many wars are going on right now? This is the...what? ok, i'm not qualified to talk about that stuff.
Right, now then, do you have any idea how many wars are going on right now? This system does not exist anywhere in the Galactic Archives, yet we entered it, and there are multiple hyperspace routes leading to and from here.
there's something odd about the second guy.

[LordVader]

The Emperor outlawed slavery as one of his first moves. Second, if we wanted to bring death on all of you, we wouldve done it a long time ago. Can you say "superlaser"?
((i shouldve seen that coming :smalltongue: ))
((and terrible news. the computer pirate demands use of this CPU for a few minutes, so deadtime, for a few minutes))

Raneus smirks.
"Well, pal, your so-called "superlasers" have done absolutely nothing so far, in case you didn't notice. Easiest thing to neutralize I ever saw. "

[Emperor Ing]

Umm, i have no clue what the hell your talking about!

[LordVader]

:smallannoyed: Well, you've been firing them at us and none of our ships are dead. You were saying?

[Emperor Ing]

Well, its hard to hide a power buildup signature if the only 2 ships your using have superlasers. However, m..The Emperor's ship is completely untouchable! :smallbiggrin:

[LordVader]

Which is obviously why we're mining the hulls and the turbolaser turrets right now.
Speaking of which, the Heavy Troopers are extracted back to the transports after having planted mines on what should amount to 25-33% of the turrets. Also, the ones on the inside wantonly planted thermite and melta charges on their way out.
And please try to reign this "Emperor" in.

[Emperor Ing]

He is currently on that ship right now, if thats what your asking. I think he wants your swoop jocks to get off his street, or he will release the kath hounds.

[LordVader]

:smallannoyed: In Gothic, please.
((That's 40k-speak for common.))
The transports pull away, but not before leaving some "presents" on the engines.

[Emperor Ing]

:smallannoyed: your men are trespassing on m.his ship. Make them leave, or ill pull out the TIE Predators. But I am aware you've already done this. He does, however, not appreciate the presents you left for him.

[Emperor Ing]

((deadtime :smallannoyed: ))

[fatninjacow]

((Does the Valenia have long range scanner's?))

[LordVader]

((The Valenia has frakkin' everything. And I'm begging you, you need to postpone the Chaos invasion- we already have three invasions going right now. Also, what are TIE preds.))
Yeah, well, I don't appreciate most of what he does either. Tough.

[fatninjacow]

((Who's running the invasion's?))

[LordVader]

((TR, Blackout/Magtok, and Shabal.))

[fatninjacow]

((I'll set it back,a week or so.))

[Lord Magtok]

The Emperor outlawed slavery as one of his first moves. Second, if we wanted to bring death on all of you, we wouldve done it a long time ago. Can you say "superlaser"?

((I vaguely recall Wookies being enslaved by the Empire to do manual labor and stuff.

*Climbs back into the lurkmobile, and drives away before anyone can react.*))

[Emperor Ing]

((undeadtime, for now))

((Magtok, this is the empire way after Palpatine's death, so its very likely that one of his successors had a different viewpoint on it.))

[Emperor Ing]

((undeadtime, yet again :smallsigh:))

[blackout]

...So, seriously, man, gee-tee-eff-oh.

[Emperor Ing]

There is something else here. I think you would want to take a look at this.
A hologram is being transmitted to Nukular. It shows a whole galaxy.

[blackout]

:smallannoyed: .....Uh-huh.

[LordVader]

((If he comes on the bridge again, he's ****ed.))

[Emperor Ing]

Here are the 2 systems that this system should be in between
in a remote part of the galaxy hologram, 2 red lights blink. they're not too far from each other. There is also a blue line in between them
And thats the supposed hyperspace route...

[blackout]

Like I said, feel free to pass through here, we won't interfere...but shots fired on our turf will NOT be tolerated.

[Emperor Ing]

:smallannoyed: thats not the best part. Recent trackings have revealed the REAL hyperspace route!
The 2 red lights shoot out 2 blue lines, 1 each. The lines are parralel, and dont seem to bend. They shoot out WAY outside the hologram
that, is not a glitch.

[blackout]

So what am I looking at, here? You guys could've avoided the town altogether?!

[Emperor Ing]

:smalleek: no. We traced the route as far as we could go. Hell, the emperor himself traced the route. It...leads...outside...our...universe! Without ever bending! To make it even worse, it doesnt take too long to get here!

[blackout]

Yeah. I know. Where have you been? This is common knowledge. The Town doesn't exist in any one universe.

[LordVader]

Funny, we don't have any problem leaving to bring back reinforcements. Warp travel ftw.

[Emperor Ing]

:eek: By the force! This is it!

[blackout]

:smallconfused: Do what huh?

[Emperor Ing]

:eek: i...i...must!!
you hear some chattering going on in the background, and someone picks up
...Thats...impossible! This, backwater planet is the Nexus?

[blackout]

:smallannoyed: Yes, it is. No, you cannot exploit it to invade other dimensions. This is an interplanar nexus that doesn't exist in any one dimension. Now, shut up and leave. Go back to your own dimension, and forget all of this.

Nukular then falls into deadtime.

[LordVader]

((Randomizer, just scale the Emperor back in power OOC.))
Out in the asteroid field, several miles away from the USD, a massive horde of monkeys appear. They stay there, watching...for now.

[Emperor Ing]

((:furious: DAMMIT LORDVADER IS IT THAT HARD?!?! WHAT DOES IT F***ING TAKE?!?!))
Actually, the contrary. Nothing too epic-scaled has happened yet, and frankly, I'm suprised no god has tapped into its power yet. I wont use this to invade the multiverse. Were quite complacent with ours over here.

[LordVader]

((Why did you make him so powerful to begin with?:smallconfused:))
:smallannoyed: Then why are you still here?

[Emperor Ing]

((plot purposes))
((FINALLY))
The force brought me here.

[LordVader]

((But you hate him now, all you want to do is get rid of him!:smalltongue:))
*rolls eyes*
:smallannoyed: "Great."
Why did it?

[Emperor Ing]

((that, or severely drain him, in a more logical way..))
:smallamused: To say "hi" to my former master, but I can see, It wants me to see the Nexus with my very own eyes.

[LordVader]

Very well. But first, we must give you a test.
*clears throat*
He who would land on Town, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
((:smallbiggrin:))

[Emperor Ing]

((:biggrin:))
All right. I'll play along!

[LordVader]

Fine. What is your name?
((You gotta have someone else try and fail.:smallbiggrin:))

[Emperor Ing]

Darth Sirendeous. Emperor of the Galactic Imperium

[LordVader]

What is your quest?

[Emperor Ing]

To bring a new age of Order and Peace to our galaxy.

[LordVader]

What is your favorite color?

[Emperor Ing]

yellow.
((The forum is requiring me to lengthen my post, so I am using this invisible text as space filler. Thank you for your time.))

[LordVader]

Right! Off you go, then.

[Emperor Ing]

:smallamused: sweet.
The Emperor's Ultra Star Destroyer goes into hyperspace.
:eek: umm, did that just happen?

[LordVader]

Heheheh. Monty Python rules.:smallamused:

[Emperor Ing]

Amen brother! :smallbiggrin:

[blackout]

:smalleek: .....That actually WORKED?

[LordVader]

:smallamused: "Monty Python always works. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go planetside. Police business. I'll leave a hologram."
He exits the bridge, and heads towards one of the small craft bays. A hologram of him flickers into being.

[blackout]

.....Want to play some golf?

[LordVader]

The hologram shrugs.
"Might as well. Meet me in Bay 5 on Level 7."
Jarus takes this time to inform Raneus of the disappearance of Lilith.

"...:smalleek: "

[blackout]

Nukular heads down there, and sees the scared look on the hologram's face. :smallannoyed: Raneus, what's wrong? Emperor's milk gone spoiled back on Terra or something?

[LordVader]

Raneus is strapping himself into the cockpit of a modified Valkyrie.
":smallannoyed: Shut up. The Chief of Police has gone missing under suspicious circumstances. This is serious. Her life could be in danger. Get on!"
The Valkyrie's engines begin to glow blue.

[blackout]

...Dude, it's not my problem. I'm not with the police. :smallannoyed:

[LordVader]

"Yeah. But I'm not coming back up here to get you so we can go golfing. I'll drop you off at the TDI Ground HQ, now come on."
The roar of the engines begins to fill the bay.

[blackout]

:smallannoyed: Meh. Alright. Nukular actually climbs onto the underside of the Valkyrie, and hooks onto it. All set.

[LordVader]

Raneus shakes his head in amusment.
"I hope that's a strong battlesuit."
He flicks a few switches, and then pulls back on the joysticks. The ship's engines roar to life, and the hangar shield drops as it lifts off and slowly begins to move forward. Several other large troopships destined for the Ground HQ exit from different docking points and turn towards Town as well.

[blackout]

Nukular's suit doesn't even creak, or anything.

DUN DUN DUNNNN! ((Not.))

[LordVader]

:smalltongue:
The Valkyrie and the troopships head towards Town's surface.

[Emperor Ing]

communications with General Aier goes offline. The GE fleet flies into the asteroid field. What you can't see is an imperial shuttle heading towards town. The Soverign Super Star Destroyer goes into hyperspace.

[fatninjacow]

A damaged imperial guard ship head's toward the Valenia

[LordVader]

Except it doesn't, because FNC has provided no explanation as to how a ship fully in the command of Guard officers suddenly goes rogue.

[fatninjacow]

((My new imp guard char. is on it ))

[LordVader]

The Valenia stands down from alert.

[Vhaidara]

Several Protoss Shuttles approach the Valenia.

[LordVader]

They are granted passage to one of the main hangar bays. The Valenia is on full alert. Small craft launch out of every bay, weapons are readied, shields brought online, and personnel run everywhere as its orbit approaches the Chaos fleet.