5e Changing one letter in a spell name

[Asdythepriest]

My DM encourages random insanity and thinking way outside the box factory. As such, he has made numerous magical tools for the sole purpose of seeing what we would do with them. One such item is a ring he gave to me (cleric) and the druid. Ring of the Grammarian. Once per day we can alter a known spell name to create an entirely new spell and cast that spell spontaneously. It still counts against our spells for the day, but we can alter any spell on our list and use it on the fly.
We can do one of three things: add a letter, remove a letter, replace a letter. Plays on words are allowed and the options do not have to be PG-rated.

Example: Original spell is "Bane". I can change it to "Band" and now I can summon a death metal group in the middle of a dungeon to provide us with battle music for the barbarian to mosh to while he cracks skulls.
Original Spell "Aid". Changed to "Maid". We now have someone to clean up our bloody carnage before the city guard show up.
"Create Food and Water" -> "Create Flood and Water" because if you're making water, might as well go big or go home.

We've been coming up with things on the fly, but we won't be playing for a bit due to life issues and the druid and I have been sitting down to brainstorm random spells while we're on hiatus. We're both level 20 (cleric with life domain and Druid) so we have access to the full list.

We were wondering if anyone would assist us with thinking of new spells. We're not looking for game breaking ideas, but if you think of one, we'd love to hear it because nothing's more fun than dropping a Balrog on a mouthy Rat King.

[Composer99]

First: You have an awesome DM.

Second: I realise that 'wish' is on neither the cleric nor druid spell lists, but, especially if you read the Darths and Droids webcomic, renaming it 'fish' could be used for fun and profit.

[Leewei]

Bare: Target loses all clothing and armor.
Rending: Destroys target object.
Sacred Flume: Creates a water slide filled with Holy Water.
Commend: As Command, but target really feels like he did a good job.
Cute Wounds: Injured target isn't healed, but gains Advantage on social interactions.
Detest Evil: Target gains Advantage on next attack against an evil creature.
Air: Fills nearby area with a breathable atmosphere.
Hole Person: Ew.
Gentle Depose: Replace leader in a bloodless coup.
Zine of Truth: Conjure a magazine filled with well-written articles detailing plot-relevant goings-on in the game world.
Mispel Magic: Similar in effect to the magic ring, however next altered spell can creatively, er, spelled.
Remote Curse: Teleports target's handheld item to nearest seat cushion.
Commute: Summons a cabriolet pulled by a team of well-coifed but rude goblins.

[Asdythepriest]

Yes, he is a lot of fun. We had to start the game at level 1 with "some level of stupidity" and as we level, we get smarter. I was an Orc who thought anyone under hip high was a child and needed protecting. Dwarves were just kids with tyroid issues.
I'm really digging the suggestions so far. My druid friend is trying to devise a way to use the planar spells to create planets that we can rule over like gods.

[demonslayerelf]

Cantrip- Sight; Grant a creature the ability to see.
2nd level
- Arcane Lock; Makes tons of magical birds.
- Continual Lame; Makes a creatures charisma 10.
- Laid; Remove a creatures virginity.
3rd level
- Bestow Purse; Summons money.
- Beacon of Home; Makes a 30-foot radius of a living room.
- Saylight; The only word a target can say is ¨Light¨.
4th level- Lack Tentacles; Get rid of a creatures tentacles.
5th level-
Geass; Summon a robot from Code Geass
Poly Weapon; Turn weapons into other weapons.
6th level- Heroes Beast; Summon a giant awesome Neutral Good beast
8th level- Ant Magic Field; All spells only summon ants.

[Crisis21]

Okay, here goes:


Anything with the word 'Dead' to 'Red'. Fun with colors! Also 'Bed', 'Lead', 'Wed', 'Said', 'Head', or 'Ted'.
Anything with the word 'Flame' to 'Blame'.
Anything with the word 'Water' to 'Wafer'.
Anything with the word 'Poison' to 'Prison'.
Anything with the word 'Wall' to 'Hall'.
Anything with the word 'Fire' to 'Wire'. Or 'Dire', 'Tire', 'Ire', 'Sire', 'Mire', or 'Hire'.

Cleric:
'Feign Death' to 'Reign Death' (or 'Rain Death' perhaps).'
'Zone of Truth' to 'Bone of Truth'. Also 'Loan of Truth', 'Tone of Truth', and 'Joan of Truth'.
'Gentle Repose' to 'Gentle Depose'. Great versus tyrants!
'Hand of Radiance' to 'Han (Solo) of Radiance'.
'Bless' to 'Bess'. Moo.
'Protection From Evil and Good' to 'Protection From Evil and God'.
'Guiding Bolt' to 'Guiding Colt'.
'Beacon of Hope' to 'Beacon of Dope'.
'Life Transferance' to 'Wife Transferance'.
'Sending' to 'Spending'.
'Dawn' to 'Dan'.
'Scrying' to 'Crying'.
'Astral Projection' to 'Astral Brojection'.
'Antimagic Field' to 'Antimagic Wield'

Druid:
'Gust' to 'Bust'.
'Thunderclap' to 'Thundercap'.
'Beast Bond' to 'Beast Bod'.
'Snare' to 'Snake'. Or 'Snape'.
'Goodberry' to 'Godberry'.
'Find Traps' to 'Find Taps'. Where's the bar?
'Heat Metal' to 'Hear Metal'.
'Hold Person' to 'Mold Person'.
'Call Lightning' to 'Ball Lightning'. Actual thing in real life.
'Tidal Wave' to 'Tidal Rave'.
'Charm Monster' to 'Harm Monster'.
'Ice Storm' to 'Nice Storm'.
'Antilife Shell' to 'Antilife Hell'.
'Sunbeam' to 'Funbeam'.
'Heal' to 'Peal'. Or 'Real', 'Teal', 'Meal', 'Feel', 'Deal', 'Seal', or 'Neal'.


If you're feeling toilet humor, anything with 'Word' to 'Turd'.

[Ninja_Prawn]

Alter elf: like alter self, but you can target any elf.
Bacon of hope: creates delicious bacon, which gives you hope.
Burning lands: instant scorched earth tactics.
Chill touché: you are able to admit the DM made a good point without feeling bitter about it.
Dimension dour: you are all transported to an alternate dimension where everyone is miserable.
Divine flavour: makes food taste delicious; more powerful than prestidigitation.
False lie: a truth.
Feather fill: fills a container with feathers.
Find raps: points you towards the nearest hip hop artist.
Flu: makes the target sick.
Gaseous worm: too disgusting to contemplate?
Hail of horns: surprisingly similar to hail of thorns.
Moodbeam: really sets the tone.
Nice knife: summons a cool dagger.
Sea invisibility: makes you invisible, as long as you are in the sea.
Shocking grass: electrifies a patch of grass.
Tome stop: prevents a book from being read.
Fish: summons a fish.

[LuminousWarrior]

Animate Dead -> Animate Dread. It summons the target's greatest fear.
Light -> Fight. Creates a small orb of red light. Anything caught in this light becomes hostile and attacks the nearest creature.
Sacred Flame -> Scared Flame. Causes any fire elementals to flee in terror.
Healing Word -> Healing Ward. Prevents any kind of magical healing.
Find Traps -> Find Craps. Finds the nearest outhouse. Alternatively, finds the nearest casino.
Hold Person -> Fold Person. Exactly what it sounds like. Painful and messy.
Control Weather -> Control Feather. Command any birds in the target area.
Divine Word -> Divine Ward. Repels any deity or cleric.
Holy Aura -> Holy Ora. Summons a large, buff, purple monk who proceeds to rapid punch the target.
Symbol -> Cymbal. Summons a cymbal. I dunno, you figure out what to do with it.
Plane Shift -> Plan Shift. Immediately derail the campaign. Maximum is one full Henderson.
Fire Storm -> Fir Storm. It begins to rain trees.
Heal -> Hear. Grant one creature hearing.
Heroes' Feast -> Heroes' Fast. Same as Heroes' Feast, but any creature who eats the food becomes hungrier than when they began eating.
Create Undead -> Create Pundead. Same as Create Undead, but any undead made constantly spout bad puns.
Harm -> Hard. Makes one object harder.
Harm -> Farm. Summons a farm.
Harm -> Ham. Summons a roast pig.

And for when you really want to end the world.

Dimension Door -> Dimension Doom. Brings about the apocalypse in whatever dimension it's cast in.

Have fun.

[Tubercular Ox]

Chill touché: you are able to admit the DM made a good point without feeling bitter about it.


It's a cantrip, but the ring only has one use per day. TT_TT


Divine Word → Divine Worm. Or any “word” spell. No idea what it does. Just tell your DM you cast it and wait and see.
Dawn → Darn. It doesn’t have to be PG, but it is. Your move.
Gate → Mate. Use Darn to establish it’s PG. Check and mate, you win. If you forgot to cast Darn, it’s a completely different spell, but still gold for most players.
Foresight → Moresight. It’s gotta be an upgrade.
Plant → Plane
Plant Growth → Plane Growth. Combine with Demiplane.
Speak with Plants → Speak with Planes. Could be fun.
Transport via Plants → Transport via Planes. Probably not so useful.
Contact other Plane → Contract Other Plane. Is it the opposite of plane growth, or does it put an entire plane on your payroll? Or both?
Planar Binding → Planar Blinding. Everyone, dude. Blind everyone.
→ Planar Bending. See if you can get him to change the planar attributes with this.
→ Planar Finding. Look for something unoccupied, repossess it, and plane growth.
→ Planar Winding. For when Bending isn’t enough.
→ Planar Bonding. Okay, I’m done.

Cast Planar Finding to get the qualities you want, Planar Bonding to make it yours, then Plane Growth (Or, if you must, Contract Other Plane) until it’s the right size for you.

[Wryte]

Ooh, a Ring of the Grammarian? I had one of those on a bard once! First Rule of the Grammarian: When in doubt, pluralize. A single "S" can utterly break a spell.

Cantrips

Guidance
Light: Fight, Flight, Blight, Lights, Wight, Sight, Slight, Right
Mending: Sending, Minding, Pending, Tending, Rending, Bending, Fending, Lending, Vending
Resistance
Sacred Flame: Sacred Flames, Sacred Fame, Sacred Blame, Sacred Lame, Sacred Flam
Spare the Dying: Spare the Lying, Scare the Dying, Spare Then Dying, Spare Them Dying, Spake the Dying, Stare the Dying, Spark the Dying, Spare Toe Dying, Spare the Dyeing
Thaumaturgy
Druidcraft
Poison Spray: Poison Pray, Poison Sprays, Poison Spay, Poison Stray
Produce Flame: Produce Flames, Produce Lame, Produce Blame, Produce Fame, Product Flame, Produce Flam
Shillelagh
Thorn Whip: Horn Whip, Torn Whip, Thorn Whips, Thorn Chip, Thorn Ship, Thorn Hip

1st Level

Bane: Band, Bank, Cane, Lane, Mane, Sane, Ban, Bae, Bone, Wane, Banes, Bake
Bless: Less
Command
Create or Destroy Water: Create of Destroy Wafer, Create or Destroy Waiter
Cure Wounds: Cure Hounds
Detect Evil and Good: Defect Evil and Good, Detect Evil and Wood, Detect Evil and Goof, Detect Evil and Food, Detect Evil and Gold, Detect Evil and Goo, Detect Evil and God
Detect Magic: Defect Magic, Detect Magi
Detect Poison and Disease: Defect Poison and Disease
Guiding Bolt
Healing Word: Healing Sword, Healing Words
Inflict Wounds: Inflict Hounds
Protection from Evil and Good: Protection from Evil and Wood, Protection from Evil and God, Protection from Evil and Gold, Protection from Evil and Goof, Protection from Evil and Goof
Purify Food and Drink: Purify Good and Drink, Purify Wood and Drink, Purify Fold and Drink, Purify Food and Rink, Purify Flood and Drink
Sanctuary
Shield of Faith
Animal Friendship
Charm Person: Harm Person, Charm Parson, Charm Persons, Chart Person
Entangle: Enstrangle
Faerie Fire
Fog Cloud: Frog Cloud, Flog Cloud, Fog Clod, Bog Cloud, (Egg)Nog Cloud, Cog Cloud, Hog Cloud, Jog Cloud
Goodberry: Gooberry, Foodberry, Woodberry, Goodbarry, Godberry, Goldberry, Goodferry, Goofberry
Jump: Lump, Bump
Longstrider: Longstriker, Dongstrider, Bongstrider, Longstriver
Speak with Animals
Thunderwave: Thunderdave

I'll come back to this later, but here's a few to start.

[Asdythepriest]

Oh gosh, these are all fantastic! Keep them coming!

[In4Dimensions]

Hatter: summons a friendly hat-maker
Conjure Greater Lemon: what the name says
Puggestion: influence a dog’s decision
Itch Bolt: the target must stop to scratch itself. Auto-criticals on dogs.

[JeenLeen]

Druidcraft --> druidraft to summon a raft made of twigs & plants (or made of druids?)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Mispel Magic: Similar in effect to the magic ring, however next altered spell can creatively, er, spelled.

This one is particularly brilliant. It doesn't work with just one letter changed, but then it does because it fits the spell.

[Tubercular Ox]

Druidcraft --> druidraft to summon a raft made of twigs & plants (or made of druids?)
The latter, because "Raft of Druids" uses the second meaning of "a great number of them."

[Asdythepriest]

The latter, because "Raft of Druids" uses the second meaning of "a great number of them."

Now, the real question is: are the druids alive or dead? If alive, are they "magically whisked away from home" to perform this spell - interrupting their lives and causing disorder? Will the druids drown? Will they wildshape while you're rafting them?

[AureusFulgens]

Oh gosh these are too much fun.

Aid Splash: Douse the target in antiseptic.
Animal Fiendship: Fido is now an honorary yugoloth.
Awoken: A plant comes to life, yesterday.
Bold Person: Be dashing and fearless.
Chex: When you need a quick bowl of cereal.
Chunderwave: Everyone within range spontaneously breaks out tankards and gets smashed.
Control Heather: The bushes are yours to command.
Darkskin: Not for use after about the 1920's.
Defect Magic: Target spellcaster switches sides.
Divine Ford: A deity arrives in a classic American automobile. Or crosses a river. Your call.
Faerie Hire: Like conjure fey, but with more adherence to labor laws.
Hare: An evil rabbit that presumably deals necrotic damage.
Heroes East: Good-aligned creatures take a mass vacation to Japan.
Longstride: Take ONE really big step.
Pending: Welp, we're going to be waiting a while.
Projection from Energy: Same as protection from energy, but with an eject button.
Shallow: Automatically ford any body of water. Alternately, turn a target into a stereotypical lead from a romantic comedy.
Soonbeam: It deals radiant damage, just not right now.
Sword of Recall: When you attack with it, the target does not take damage. He just goes home.
Tone Shape: When you didn't have time to work out this morning.
Tree Strike: The Ents want better wages.

EDIT: Guys, stop me before I stay up all night writing these.

[Asdythepriest]

We're tossing around the idea of homebrewing a new sorcerer class where this type of thing covers your entire spell list. You're unable to cast any "normal" spells. They all have to be variations like this. It wouldn't work for a campaign (at least we don't think it would) but it would be lots of fun for a one-shot.

[AureusFulgens]

No no no they keep coming to me and I can't stop myself...

Chill Couch: The coolest sofa ever. Alternately, the place where you and that NPC you're romancing can watch Netflix.
Clod of Daggers: You have a bunch of knives, if you can get them all apart.
Dankvision: Separate the good memes from the bad.
Deject Thoughts: Make somebody REALLY sad.
Gust of Wine: Jesus made it out of water, you'll make it out of air.
Heeling Word: Train your magical dog.
Insect Plaque: Make your bug enemies need a dentist.
Pee Invisibility: For Vaarsuvius.
Plantar Binding: You are NEVER getting rid of these warts.
Protect Image: Be the best museum security guard EVER.
Seeding: Follow your real calling as a farmer.
Sold Person: Useful until the 13th amendment is passed.
Speak with Pants: I think there's an anime where this might be useful.
Vanishing Smite: Disappear dramatically after you hit with a melee weapon attack.
Walt of Fire: Whitman, Cronkite, or Disney, as you prefer.

[Wryte]

Pee Invisibility: For Vaarsuvius.

I never did get around to casting Sea Invisibility to turn the entire ocean invisible with my bard...

[In4Dimensions]

Firebawl: you hurt fire’s feelings!
Feeblerind: when the cheese gets soggy
Countersmell: when you’re cutting onions and you don’t want to cry.
Sleek Storm: the hail is really shiny
Smatter: when you want to spread butter on your toast
Splatter: when you drop an egg
Roll the Dead: when you don’t have a wheelbarrow
Shocking Grass: what the name says.
Glyph of Larding: a fat trap!
Mall Lightning: commercially available!

I could go on and on...

[Crisis21]

Shocking Gasp. *GAAAAASSSSPPPP!!!*

[jqavins]

Planar Binding → Planar Blinding. Everyone, dude. Blind everyone.
→ Planar Bending. See if you can get him to change the planar attributes with this.
→ Planar Finding. Look for something unoccupied, repossess it, and plane growth.
→ Planar Winding. For when Bending isn’t enough.
→ Planar Bonding. Okay, I’m done.You missed Planer Binding: Removes all decoration from the covers and spine of a book.

Most are for the wrong class (and the wrong edition) but... Firebell: Makes a fire with a tinkly sound instead of crackling.
Firebull: Summons a bull from the elemental plane of fire.
Firebill: Gives you your fuel bill for the winter or summons a duck with a flaming bill.
Firebald: Target's hair all burns off.
Firebale: A flaming bale of straw drops from the sky.
Firebail: Umm, I got nuthin'.
Ireball: Everyone in the area of effect gets really mad.
Tragic Missile: Target's friend or relative dies, house burns down, or some such. (Yes, I know, it's two letters in place of one.)
Wall of Ire
Wall of Irony
Wall of Farce
Wall of Nice
Spiritual Hamner (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Hamner_Jr.): The Walton's writer/producer/narrator delivers a sermon.

I have a list somewhere of comical spell names. My friends and I were making them up, just the names, with the effects left to the imagination. I'll see if I can dig it up, and how many adhere to the one letter rule.

[Durazno]

Question: can changing a spell this way also change the level? For instance, if you turned Gentle Repose into Gentle Depose, well, deposing a tyrant in a bloodless coup seems like a bigger deal than a level 2 spell should be able to cause, right?

Anyway, how about True Striker, which turns the spell into a concentration spell that grants the person enchanted advantage on every attack?

True Trike - summon a tricycle that the rider can maneuver flawlessly with but a thought.

Arcane (word for male chicken) - hey, you said they didn't have to be PG-rated. (That said, summoning 5d6 chickens would probably be funnier.)

Alter Sell - pull a tanuki trick by changing an object you're selling to appear more valuable or useful.

Blindness n' Deafness - now you can both blind and deafen your target!

Heal Metal - quickly repair large metal objects, machines, or vehicles. (This can get a lot more done than a casting of Mending.)

Produce Fame - now everyone knows who you are!

Day of Frost - the weather gets really chilly for the rest of the day.

Feather All - everyone is covered in feathers and probably looks really silly.

[jqavins]

Feather All - everyone is covered in feathers and probably looks really silly.Feather Fail: 'Nuff said.

[Durazno]

Feather Fail sounds like it would be fun to cast on a wizard who's trying to escape with Feather Fall.

[Kushurando]

Defect Good and Evil: Everyone becomes neutral

Truer Resurrection: resurrect whoever you want!

Shape Changer: you become a shape changer?

Sore Sight: eyes start to hurt REALLY bad

Rue Resurrection: they get really sad over being resurected

Animal Shaper: you get to shape animals!

Reverser Gravity: it does nothing

Transport via Pant: well, yeah, you teleport into another pair of pants?

Whirlwand: you whirl wands

Druid Grave: stop killing the druids, please

[Durazno]

Hell - You don't want to heal them, you just want them to suffer more.

Godberry - Eating a godberry grants a creature a level 1 divine spell slot, and the knowledge of a divine spell offered by a deity they're ideologically aligned with. If you eat more than one in a day, the deity in question will realize that you are leeching their power and smite you.

Goodberryl - You conjure a handful of pretty but worthless gemstones.

Gooberry - Eating a gooberry turns you into a slime for one minute. When the duration is up, you reform with all of your clothes and equipment.

Hearing Word - Your fate is tweaked so that if something important is happening in the area, you will soon hear about it.

Bust Devil - Reveal a hidden devil and its wrongdoings, and capture/restrain it. (Strength save?)

Earthblind - A creature with tremorsense loses it.

[Fire Tarrasque]

Firball:
A ball of Firbolgs.
Meter Swarm:
Opponent is bombarded with meter sticks.
Or a bunch of meters appear between you and target. Take your pick.
Dispell Lagic- Dispells Louisiana Geographic Information Center (LAGIC).
Antilife Hell:
:smallcool:
Astral Protection: Protection from everything astral.
Lack Tentacles: Remove any tentacles from existence.
Lade Barrier: Creates barrier of Kool-aid.
Bigby's and: Someone else takes another turn.
Bestow curs: Summon a bunch of angry dogs under someone's command.
Less: I dunno. Go crazy.
Light: I made a spell from another spell. :smallcool:
Link: Go crazy again.
All lightning: Everything is hit with lightning.
Calm motions: Stop things from moving.
Loudkill: Giant sonic attack.
(Lots of these) lame: Make them lame.
Create mood and water: Creates... mood and water.
Crown of sadness: Crown of madness... but they're sad now.
Crown of Tars: A crown made of hot tar.
(A bunch of these again) blight: Instead of light, it's BLIGHT?
Destructive cave: Once again, :smallcool:
Disintegate: A gate. If anyone goes through it, they get disintegrated.
Dominate east: Take total control of the east.
Dragon's wreath: I dunno.
Druid Grave: Creates a grave for a druid instantly.
Druidraft: A raft made of druids.
Dust Evil: THE DUST IS EEEVVVIIILLL.
Earthkind: The earth comes too life.
Eldritch last: The enemy goes last in initiative.
Elemental lane: I dunno.
Redunce: Removes all intelligence and wisdom buffs of any form, along with temporarily disabling proficiency.
Ensnaring trike: A tricycle... that ensnares you.
Enmangle: Mangle someone.
Fabricat: Creates cats made of fabric.
Faithful sound: A sound that always follows you around.
Find the math: Instantly do math.
Find raps: Start rapping.
Fire-mire
Flesh to tone: Changes tone of skin.
Floating risk: A floating risk.
Lorecage: Stop knowledge from being learned.
Giant Winsect: A WINNING INSECT. Thats giant.
Moodberry: A berry that changes the mood of the eater too the caster's liking.
Rasping vine: A vine with some really bad breathing problems.
Must: Command again.
Kealing spirit: A spirit that keels over ships.
Beat metal: Hit metal. Hard.
Mold monster: Mold the monster too your liking.
Mold person: See above.
Hunter's dark: The darkness.
Ice -> Mice
Cloud-> Loud
Winfestation: Your infested with winning.
Winvulnerability: Your vulnerable to winners.
Knack: Temporarily gain a proficiency.
Leomund's tiny mut: A tiny mutt. (Stretching it a bit.)
Light-> Might
Magic car: YOU HAVE A MAGIC CAR.
Heal -> Hell.
Laze: Make someone lazy.
Misblead: Yeah, it's misspelled. :smallfrown:
Cold Earth: The earth is cold now!
Mordenkainen's word: I dunno.
Mordenkainen's magnificent tansion: A mansion where you can get a good tan.
Mondetection: Detect Pokemon
Otto's irresistible lance: A lance that cannot be blocked? I dunno.
Plan shift: A timeout to think of a new plan? Or someone else spontaneously shifts plans?
Power word meal: A super meal.
Power word till: Make someone wait till a certain time.
Prismatic pray: I dunno.
Prismatic call: I dunno.
Protection from devil and good: Cool.
Purify mood and drink: Completely remove magic effecting someone's mood. And also purify drink.
Psychic cream: I dunno.
Raise lead: Get a chunk of lead from the earth.
Egenerate: Generate an E.
Catter: I dunno.
Crying: Make someone cry.
Teeming: A chest is teeming with something?
Shocking rasp: A shocking rasp.
Soul rage: I dunno.
Horn whip: A whip of horns
Thunderlap: I dunno.
Smite -> Mite
Lime stop: Stop a lime.
Transmute sock: Sock.
Transport via pants: I'm not even going too. Don't. It's just there are a lot of them out there, for clear reasons.
Rue polymorph: I dunno.
Wall -> Mall
Water -> Later
Dish: I dunno.
Switch bolt: I dunno.
Word -> Sword
PLURALIZE STUFF. Meteor swarmS, SunbeamS, CommandS.



CLEARLY, some must have been mentioned before. I don't care. This is a masterpiece. I AM A GOD.

[jqavins]

Goodberryl - You conjure a handful of pretty but worthless gemstones.Why worthless? Emeralds are berryls.


Gooberry - Eating a gooberry turns you into a slime for one minute. When the duration is up, you reform with all of your clothes and equipment.Goofberry- Eating a goofberry makes you uncontrolably silly for 10 minutes.


I AM A GOD.But change one letter and you are a cod.

[Ninja_Prawn]

We're tossing around the idea of homebrewing a new sorcerer class where this type of thing covers your entire spell list. You're unable to cast any "normal" spells. They all have to be variations like this. It wouldn't work for a campaign (at least we don't think it would) but it would be lots of fun for a one-shot.

In a similar vein, we'll be including The Mispelled Spellbook, which gives you a similar power, as an artifact magic item in our Fey Folio (available to Patrons soon). This is something we've been planning for over (http://mfov.magehandpress.com/2017/01/misspelled-spelbook-excerpts.html) a year (http://mfov.magehandpress.com/2017/05/more-mispelled-spells.html), so it was a nice coincidence that this thread just popped up.

[Fire Tarrasque]

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But change one letter and you are a cod.[/QUOTE]

I can't quote wright yet, but... dang it.
I walked into that one didn't I.
I'm still proud of "Antilife Hell." Along with things like "Mall of thorns."

Because I somehow found it a good choice too go through every single Cleric spell.
Seriously, have fun with "Antilife Hell."

[Durazno]

Why worthless? Emeralds are berryls.

I just thought it would be more interesting to try and find a use for them, rather than having a spell that makes free money. I don't even know if Goodberryl would work, since it misspells beryl.

[Potato_Priest]

Telepork: Moves pigs around
Blade Wart: Puts wierd looking knobs on weaponry
Crown of Sadness: Makes the wearer experience the pain of being a noble sovereign who's failed their subjects
Symbal: Great for the marching band
Phantasmal Farce: an illusory comedy
Ream: Summons a stack of printer paper
Blade Carrier: A guy to carry your weapons
Heel: you figure it out
Conjure Valley
Lice Storm->Rice Storm->Mice Storm
Gaseous Ford-Summons a Truck made of mist
Crying- For when you're fighting a Rahkshasa with a spellcaster
Dog Cloud-A cloud of wet dog smell.
More Earth- One is good, two must be better!
Demiplant-It's almost a plant, but not quite. Maybe it's an algae?
Crone- Creates a new body for you to inhabit when you die, but it's an old woman
Incendiary Clod- He may be thick, but that's no excuse for those political views!
Wash: It may be a 9th level spell, but it will get out any stain!
Rope Track: Only works with a very lightweight train, but that's OK, because they haven't been invented yet!

[Crisis21]

Protection From Food and Evil.
Detect Good and Devil.
Purify Good and Drink. <- This sounds so redundant.
Purify Flood and Drink.
Remove Curse -> Remove Purse.


For the Paladin:

Find Steed -> Find Steel.
Find Greater Steed -> Find Greater Steel.
Thunderous Smite -> Thunderous Smith.
Banishing Smite -> Banishing Smith.
Searing Smite -> Searing Smith.
Blinding Smite -> Blinding Smith.
Staggering Smite -> Staggering Smith.
Branding Smite -> Branding Smith.
Wrathful Smite -> Wrathful Smith.

All great for getting your weapons repaired/forged!

[sengmeng]

Arcane C*ck
Dongstrider
Dominate Breast
Ream
Hump
Floating D*ck
Asswall
F*g Cloud
Privates Sanctum
True Peeing
Grope Trick
Mate Hand
Ass Heal
Water Wank
Wind Wank
Plane Sh*t
Piss without Trace

and of course, after using some of these,
you'll need:
Locate Pants

[Asdythepriest]

Arcane C*ck
Dongstrider
Dominate Breast
Ream
Hump
Floating D*ck
Asswall
F*g Cloud
Privates Sanctum
True Peeing
Grope Trick
Mate Hand
Ass Heal
Water Wank
Wind Wank
Plane Sh*t
Piss without Trace

and of course, after using some of these,
you'll need:
Locate Pants

These are gold.

[Durazno]

Also not PG: Potato Priest's Telepork could have a completely different function if you have a willing partner within five miles.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sea invisibility: makes you invisible, as long as you are in the sea.
Or it makes the sea itself invisible...lots of fun, especially if it works on smaller bodies of water.


Bestow Curse: Give someone a bunch of mangy mongrels (literal or figurative).
Create or Destroy Mater: Depending on your DM's typo policy, it's either incredibly useful or only works on awakened pickup trucks.
Create Undead: Useful for when you can't be bothered to fight the darn things.
Darkskin: I dunno how often you would need blackface, but I thought the thought was weirdly amusing.
Detect Manic: The grammar's a bit clumsy, but it's a decent psychiatry tool.
Deincarnate, Devivify: For when you need something to be less extant or alive.
Divine World: Maybe keep this ring away from missionaries.
Enthrill: Whee!
Flight: A cantrip to replace a 3rd-level spell.
Funseen Servant: You have to look at it, but it brings life to any party.
Geas: Could be useless or awesome, depending on the kind.
Grant Insect: Useful for last-minute birthday presents...unless they have to be mundane insects and not, I dunno, bullet ants or giant centipedes or whatever.
Gust of Wand: Hopefully, the wands are still enchanted.
CHarm Person: For when the original spell goes wrong.
Illusory Script: Good for pretending a guild owes you money.
Legend Lori: Only useful if you know someone named Lori.
Mage Hang: That's one way to kill a wizard.
Magic Mouth: They're nocturnal, but
Massege: Comfortable, if the tyop doesn't twist it too badly.
Moonbean: If nothing else, you could probably use it to buy a cow.
Pass Without TRace: It probably has some use. Especially if you get in trouble for using Darkskin...
Planar Finding: It might let you find a plane (not useful), or it might be a cross-planar spell for finding things (useful).
Plant Growth: Does what it sounds like. Requires two castings for a full pair.
Plane Shift: Your DM could interpret this multiple ways, but most would be useful.
Plate Shift: This would be even more so...unless it only applied to tableware.
Raise, Dead: Not sure what you could use this for that animate dead or the original spell couldn't, aside from theatrics.
SPeak with Animals/Plants/Etc: Good for summoning a mountain.
Sanding: For the magical carpenters.
Shutter: For windows.
Tharm (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tharm): Obscure words will get you far.
STorm of Vengeance: When you need a proper smiting, accept no substitutes.
Vicious Mockery: Summon a heckler.

[jqavins]

Create or Destroy Mater: Depending on your DM's typo policy, it's either incredibly useful or only works on awakened pickup trucks.The Create form is for the benefit of orphans, and the Destroy form is for a specialized murder. Create or Destroy Pater likewise.


Obscure words will get you far.Indeed.

[PopeLinus1]

Mage armor-Make Armor, saving you several workweeks of time for the upper end stuff.
Disguise Self-Disguise Elf, hey your party’s Elf might not be a spell caster,
Bestow Curse-Bestow Purse, hey, we all need quick and easy storage
Cure Light Wounds-Cure Wight Wounds, Everyone needs to be healed sometimes.
Fireball-Firebail, by bailing on the fire, you avoid taking fire damage for one round! Wow!
Lightning Bolt-Wightning bolt, Aaah their creating more wights, aaaah.
Power Word Kill-Power word fill, Every bartenders best friend. At least, those who have ninth level spell slots!

[GreatWyrmGold]

If you're using Power Word Fill on something as small as a mug, you're wasting it. A word that powerful could fill something much larger...say, the dungeon?

Or you could Power Word Mill above their heads.

[JeenLeen]

Power Sword <any of the Power Word spells>: creates a magical sword that does the effect of the spell against whoever it hits (or is near?).
Power Word Skill: drastic bonus to skill checks after hearing the magical word of power

[jqavins]

Lightning Bolt-Wightning bolt...Ah, those dazzling, bright teeth! (Yes, misspelled, I know.)

Also, Power Wort (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wort) [any of the above]: Creates a potion of the associated effect, but only after about two to four weeks of fermentation.

Fileball: The caster chooses either a great wad of official and/or useful papers (mostly many years out of date) or a great pile of steel files - the shaping tools - of various sizes, shapes, and quality.

Fineball: It's a very fine ball indeed. A highly polished, perfect sphere of the finest material(s) as chosen by the caster, or an extravagant yet elegant party.

[Crisis21]

Fun with Power Words.

Power Word Stun to...

Power Word Sun
Power Word Stu
Power Word Stan
Power Word Shun
Power Word Stub
Power Word Stud
Power Word Stuff


Power Word Pain to...

Power Word Rain
Power Word Cain
Power Word Pan
Power Word Gain
Power Word Pin
Power Word Pair
Power Word Paint
Power Word Lain
Power Word Vain


Power Word Kill to...

Power Word Kilt
Power Word Bill
Power Word Fill
Power Word Gill
Power Word Hill
Power Word Mill
Power Word Dill
Power Word Will
Power Word Pill
Power Word Sill
Power Word Till
Power Word Kiln
Power Word Skill
Power Word Krill
Power Word Ill


Power Word Heal to...

Power Word Heel
Power Word Heat
Power Word Hel
Power Word Hal
Power Word Feel
Power Word Meal
Power Word Deal
Power Word Seal
Power Word Veal
Power Word Real
Power Word Head
Power Word Keel
Power Word Neal
Power Word Peal
Power Word Teal
Power Word Hear

[Durazno]

Fibreball - summons a ball of wool, or maybe asbestos, and triggers the allergies of foes.

[jqavins]

OK, I'll choose one from each group and use them together:

Power Word Stud
Power Word Pair
Power Word Skill
Power Word FeelNow that's a party!

[bc56]

.
Fish: summons a fish.
But is it a BIGGER fish?


Shocking Gasp. *GAAAAASSSSPPPP!!!*

Lol :smallbiggrin:

[HidesHisEyes]

Arcane C*ck
Dongstrider
Dominate Breast
Ream
Hump
Floating D*ck
Asswall
F*g Cloud
Privates Sanctum
True Peeing
Grope Trick
Mate Hand
Ass Heal
Water Wank
Wind Wank
Plane Sh*t
Piss without Trace

and of course, after using some of these,
you'll need:
Locate Pants

Piss Without Trace!! 😆

Chunderwave: weaponised vomiting.

Troll the Dead: contact the other side - and annoy the hell out of them.

Faerie Hire: summon a helpful fey spirit - pay it three gold an hour.

Chromatic Corb: Summon a popular British left-wing politician who emits multi-coloured light.

[jqavins]

Asdythepriest, can "one letter" ever be fudged to a digraph? I was thinking Pass Without Face, but that's changing 'Tr' to 'F'. And I don't know what it would do, but it sounds funny.

[Crisis21]

Asdythepriest, can "one letter" ever be fudged to a digraph? I was thinking Pass Without Face, but that's changing 'Tr' to 'F'. And I don't know what it would do, but it sounds funny.
All the best DMs let details like that slide in favor of Rule of Funny.

[jqavins]

Pass without Race - Either anyone wanting to go faster than you must make a will save to even try, or no one you go by can tell whether you are human, elf, halfling, or what.

Pass without Brace - Even though you would otherwise require a leg brace, cast, or the like, this spell allows you to walk normally without it. (Don't leave your brace behind when the spell's duration ends.)

[Crisis21]

Pass without Race - Either anyone wanting to go faster than you must make a will save to even try, or no one you go by can tell whether you are human, elf, halfling, or what.

Pass without Brace - Even though you would otherwise require a leg brace, cast, or the like, this spell allows you to walk normally without it. (Don't leave your brace behind when the spell's duration ends.)

Pass Without Grace - You become unnaturally clumsy while traveling.

Pass Without Track - Like Pass Without Trace, but it only hides your footprints. Does funny things if cast on a train.

Pass Without Trade - Great for getting through a market full of overenthusiastic merchants.

[sengmeng]

Ass Without Trace handy for very specific tattoo removal.

[Durazno]

Firebot - Summon a construct wreathed in flame.

Firbolt - Conjure and launch a 15' fir tree as though it were a crossbow bolt.

Fireblot - Remove writing and clean stains WITH FIRE.

Wirebolt - Summon a metal line that you can wield as though it were a +1 whip. When it hits a creature, you may dismiss it to strike your target with a Lightning Bolt.

Sirebolt - Never you mind what this launches. In fact, don't cast this one.

[Fire Tarrasque]

Are there any spells we can convert to Rickroll people with?

[jqavins]

Fireblot - Remove writing and clean stains WITH FIRE.
That one's an inversion of two letters, so not within the letter of the law as given in the OP. But come on, Mr. DM, you've gotta allow switching two letters. I mean, like, that was just an oversight in the first place, right?

(Of course, it's also not a cleric or druid spell, but I was guilty of exactly the same thing, as well as a two letter change violation.)

[Crisis21]

Firebot - Summon a construct wreathed in flame.

Firbolt - Conjure and launch a 15' fir tree as though it were a crossbow bolt.

Fireblot - Remove writing and clean stains WITH FIRE.

Wirebolt - Summon a metal line that you can wield as though it were a +1 whip. When it hits a creature, you may dismiss it to strike your target with a Lightning Bolt.

Sirebolt - Never you mind what this launches. In fact, don't cast this one.

Firebold - It's fire. That's bold.

Firebowl - Useful against Firepins.

Firebelt - Hope your pants aren't flammable.

Tirebolt - Made by Firestone no less.

Direbolt - Like a bolt, but bigger and meaner.

Liarbolt - Original creator not responsible for overly enlarged noses.

Firedolt - A dolt that's lit himself on fire.

Firecolt - .....Ponyta?

Filebolt - This is what you get when you teach lawyers spellcasting.

Mirebolt - Swampish.

Irebolt - Annoying.

Firemolt - .....This sounds painful.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Fun with Power Words.

Power Word Stun to...

Power Word Pain to...

Power Word Kill to...

Power Word Heal to...


Not to mention all the variations with a power sword, power ward, power cord, lower word, power worm, power work, pooer word (doesn't really work, but dirty things get a pass), tower word, power lord, power world, prower word, plower word, sower word, power words (Stu on, Stu in? Yes, those are cheating because I'm adding two letters overall...) etc.

The only one I'd like to use that's missing is shower word, because that particular diphtong is formed by two letters.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Skimming the spell list and stretching beyond CoD spells...

Aida: Good for when you need a hireling. Or an opera.
Arcane Dock: For when you need to tie your magical ship up somewhere.
Arcane Eyy: You just know the Fonz would love this spell.
Arcane Locke: Sometimes, you just need a good philosopher-wizard.
Arms of Radar: Good for scanning the area for people to hug.
Braiding Smite: Effective against enemies with animate hair. Or medusae.
Calm EMotions: Remember when Scion stopped Leviathan's tidal waves? ...What do you mean, you don't know what I'm talking about?
Cline: Another of those spells which only works if your DM happens to know a technical term.
Conjure Boarrage: Angry pig FTW.
Cotnap: Similar to the original, except with a bed.
Crown of Stars: A space bird can have all sorts of uses.
Dance Macabre: Thriller!
Dominate Beast: Make sure to recast it often, or else you'll have a goddess who's pissed that you just controlled her.
Drown of Madness: When you really need to immerse someone in the crazy.
Druid Grave: That's one way to get a death spell!
Fare Step: Perfect for charging tolls on footbridges!
Feign Dearth: Pretend that you're suffering from a shortage.
Firebald: Depending on if fire is a noun or a verb, it either conjures middle-aged men to throw at people or scorches off someone's hair.
Glo[/b]v[/b]e of Invincibility: Good for working with dangerous chemicals.
Heat Metal: Fancy.
Hax: I call it!
Healing Ward: Boring; probably just a field of healing or something. But it's probably more useful than burning somebody's hair off.
Hollow: ...Did nobody think of this yet?
Lust Devil: A 2nd-level spell to summon a lawful succubus, cheaper than summon minor demon and much cheaper than planar ally.
Mage Armor: A specialized and unusually-potent form of charm person.
Melt's Acid Arrow: Good for when you need to dissolve something. Or maybe it's a caustic sandwich.
Mind Blank: Either stores mental energy, or keeps an eye on your finances.
Mind Steed: Good for when you can't afford a groom.
Misread: A potent debuff when cast on a wizard; a harmless prank on anyone else.
Misty Stop: I'm not sure what this is, but I'm leaning towards either an anti-teleportation spell or a Pokémon joke.
Moonbeam! Go all Majora's Mask on them. Sunbam! is similar, but hotter. (Note: It may help if you spell it with the exclamation mark.)
Psychic Scream: Get out of here, psions! Shoo, shoo!
Scatter: This is already a spell...but a high-level one.
Shadow Clade: Erm...come to think of it, this probably wouldn't do anything if your DM isn't a bio major.
Shadow of MOil: Or Shadow of Foil, or Shadow of Coil, or Shadow of Toil...there's a lot of fun to be had with this spell.
SKill Empowerment: Sorry, this is as powerful as you're gonna get. It's all downhill from here.
Silance: A lance made of silicon. Decent emergency weapon.
Slur: An audio version of the classic illusion spell.
Spearing Smite: For when you left your weapon at home but still need to smite someone.
Steal Wind Strike: A very niche spell, but hilarious if you get a chance to use it.
Transmute Rack: Perfect for when you need to dry some clothes. What did you think I was talking about?
Wall of Land: A bit more solid than the original spell, and very useful at sea.
Water Balk: Hydrophobia.
Zeroism: A potent debuff spell.
(whatever) Bola: Good for snaring people. And possibly setting them on fire.

Also, how does this item interact with scrolls?
1. Can you scribe scrolls with these spells on them? I'm sure you could sell these unique scrolls at quite a premium.
2. Can you use the item on spells cast from scrolls? If so, you might have access to spells off your spell list.
3. Can you do both? In that case...well, the options open up quite a lot. (Warning: Don't try this unless #1 and #2 have been approved.)

[jqavins]

For all the Wall spells:

Call of [x] - Target is irresistibly fascinated with the material.
Fall of [x] - A load of material falls from the sky.
Gall of [x] - Target is a tree; it develops a weird tumor.
Hall of [x] - Wondrous architecture. Used with Permanency it could be truly marvelous.
Mall of [x] - As above, but wondrous building full of stores. (Or plaza area, if you're old fashioned that way.)
Pall of [x] - Makes for a memorable funeral.
Tall of [x] - I don't know, but it's gotta be something.

[Crisis21]

For all the Wall spells:

Call of [x] - Target is irresistibly fascinated with the material.
Fall of [x] - A load of material falls from the sky.
Gall of [x] - Target is a tree; it develops a weird tumor.
Hall of [x] - Wondrous architecture. Used with Permanency it could be truly marvelous.
Mall of [x] - As above, but wondrous building full of stores. (Or plaza area, if you're old fashioned that way.)
Pall of [x] - Makes for a memorable funeral.
Tall of [x] - I don't know, but it's gotta be something.


Don't forget 'All of [x]'. Not sure what it would do, but it's bound to be epic.

Or the 'Wall if [x]'. Again not sure, but probably funny.

Not to mention the 'Will of [x]'. Maybe the thorns, flames, etc. left you something.

[Fire Tarrasque]

Spider lime- A lime made out of spiders. Or a spider made out of lime?
IDK.
Firebawl: Cry fire.
Create banfire: A fire of banners? Or a fire that bans people?
Fiyeball: A fiye ball.
Fiye is slang though, so maybe?
Lone: Make yourself/someone else alone. Or a loner?
PS: I'm still proud of Antilife Hell.

[NeoSeraphi]

Prayed - The last round is treated as though prayer was in effect
Firebalm - All creatures within a 20' burst get a nice shade of spicy red lip balm applied
Animate Deed - Transforms a document into an inevitable who uses their power to enforce their own contents
Harm Person - As harm, but humanoid-only
Magic Month - Turns the current month into a lunar month based on the Dragonlance campaign setting, where different schools of magic gain power or lose it based on the current lunar cycle
Lightning Colt - Summons a young horse made of lightning to act as your mount
Sconeskin - Turns the user into a pastry, gives him DR 10/Bite attacks

[bc56]

Cream: whipped cream, itching cream, pimple cream, summon all sorts of wacky creams

Create food and waiter: great for your fancy restaurant needs.

[Crisis21]

PS: I'm still proud of Antilife Hell.

Antiwife Shell.

[jqavins]

Magic Moth - Could be almost anything, really.
Past Without Trace - The targets ancestry and heritage are completely forgotten. Or, total retrograde amnesia.

[Crisis21]

Mice Storm.
Investiture of Mice.
Wall of Mice.

[jqavins]

Mice Storm.
Investiture of Mice.
Wall of Mice.LOL. That is not something I type lightly; I literally (no, really) laughed out loud at this. Mice Storm especially.

[Berenger]

Relevant link: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/Incentives.html

[Isocahedron]

Contact Otter Plane: Not sure what you're going to do with it, but...

I'll have more later.

[Caelic]

Power Word Kilt: Summon an extremely angry Scotsman.
Fibreball: Hurl a ball of coarse twine which explodes, entangling enemies.
Blade Bard: Summons up a bard of the College of Swords.
Prismatic Spay: The less said about this one, the better.
Power Word Stud: ...and this one...
Wall of Stoner: Like, wow, man. Totally summons a wall of really, really mellow dudes who want the enemy to just chill OUT and have some brownies.
Protect Image: Confers total immunity to slander, character assassination, and whispering campaigns.
Mordenkainen's Faithful Pound: Like Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound, but summons up an entire dog pound's worth.
Stinging Cloud: HELLLLP! I'm coveredinBEEEEES!
Hole Person: Blows a large hole in the target humanoid.
Char Person: ...or burns them to a crisp.
Crate Undead: Imprison the target undead in a sturdy reinforced wooden box.
Expeditious Retread: Quickly take an existing idea and recycle it.
Clodkill: Instantly kills target with less than 8 Intelligence.
Hypnotic Patter: Beloved by stage magicians and used-car salesman everywhere. Lull the audience into a trance with your rapid-fire spiel.
Magic Circe': Summon an enchantress capable of turning your foes into pigs.
Danishment: Cover target creature in pastry.
Rary's Telepathic Band: Conjure up an entire orchestra, capable of playing in perfect harmony thanks to their constant mental communication.
Maddening Dorkness: Inflict the target creature with a state of hopeless uncoolness. Target becomes physically and socially awkward and looses all fashion sense.
Internal Calling: When nature calls...
Tinny Servant: Conjures a woodsman made of metal, who will faithful serve you, though he will lament his lack of a heart.

[jqavins]

Danishment: Cover target creature in pastry.Or just, y'know, becomes a Dane.

[LewisDTC]

I've seen something like this before: cant believe nobody has mentioned this one yet:

Cone of Cod
A barrage of fresh fish erupts from your hands. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage and is knocked back five feet on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. Any creature hit with this spell smells awful until they next wash.

[Crisis21]

I've seen something like this before: cant believe nobody has mentioned this one yet:

Cone of Cod
A barrage of fresh fish erupts from your hands. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage and is knocked back five feet on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. Any creature hit with this spell smells awful until they next wash.

Cone of Old
A magical ray of aging erupts from your hands. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must make a Constitution saving throw. Those that fail age the equivalent of 8d8 human years, adjusted for their race. If this takes them over their race's natural lifespan, they die of old age in an hour. This effect can be reversed if Greater Restoration is cast on the creature within the next month.

Cone of Mold
Everything within a 60-foot cone of the caster is covered in toxic mold. All creatures that are in the area of effect or move through it while the mold persists must make a Constitution saving throw or become diseased.

Cone of Fold
All creatures and objects within a 60-foot cone of the caster are folded in half. Non-magical rigid objects break and all creatures must make a Constitution saving throw or have their spine broken. Cloth and other non-rigid objects are folded neatly.

Cone of Sold
The caster buys everything in a 60-foot cone when they cast this spell. This can cause severe legal problems if slavery is outlawed in the area they cast this.

Cone of Told
The caster tells off all creatures in a 60-foot cone. Those creatures must make a Charisma saving throw or become dejected and morose, taking no willing action unless attacked for 24-hours.

Cone of Bold
The caster dispels all fears in a 60-foot cone, including social fears like the fear of rejection or humiliation. In addition, the clothes of any creature in the area of effect become bright and bold for 24 hours and they smell strong and confident to others.

Cone of Coal
A spray of coal erupts from the caster's fingers. All creatures within the area of effect take 8d8 bludgeoning damage on a failed Dexterity saving throw and half that on a successful save. In addition, all objects in the area of effect, including any creature that took damage from this spell, is covered in coal dust and will ignite the next time it takes fire damage unless thoroughly cleaned.


Now try to play with the 'cone' part of the spell.

[jqavins]

Cone of Old...
I (well, my character) had a similar experience once when attacked by a time elemental. Thing is, my character at the time was an adopted NPC, an adolescent gold dragon demigod. So he was suddenly a lot more powerful.


Cone of Told - The caster tells off all creatures in a 60-foot cone. Those creatures must make a Charisma saving throw or become dejected and morose, taking no willing action unless attacked for 24-hours.

Cone of Bold - The caster dispels all fears in a 60-foot cone, including social fears like the fear of rejection or humiliation.
So, the effect of Cone of Told should be removed by Cone of Bold, right?


Cone of Coal...
The coal should disappear either right away or after a short duration, or you must expect people to use it just to get fuel. (OK, it's a pretty high level spell just to create pile of coal, but coal may be pretty valuable if the tech level is such that its uses are better known than its sources.)

[Crisis21]

I (well, my character) had a similar experience once when attacked by a time elemental. Thing is, my character at the time was an adopted NPC, an adolescent gold dragon demigod. So he was suddenly a lot more powerful.


So, the effect of Cone of Told should be removed by Cone of Bold, right?


The coal should disappear either right away or after a short duration, or you must expect people to use it just to get fuel. (OK, it's a pretty high level spell just to create pile of coal, but coal may be pretty valuable if the tech level is such that its uses are better known than its sources.)

Heh. Lol + Ow.


Yeah, they probably cancel each other.


Well, Cone of Coal would be more a Conjuration spell than an Evocation one.

[roko10]

Cone of Scold

Everything within a 60-foot cone of the caster is assailed by a barrage of nagging. All creatures that are in the area of effect must make a Charisma saving throw or become stunned for 1d6 rounds.

Cone of Cord

Everything within a 60-foot cone is now coated with power cords. All creatures that are in the area of effect or move through it while there are still cords must make a Dexterity saving throw or become entangled.

Pate

Summons an outlandishly expensive plate of foie gras made out of an half-celestial, half-elemental (all of them) and half-celestial goose. Not sure what you're going to do with this, but it certainly helps with negotiations.

[Crisis21]

Cone of Cole
You spray everything in a 60-foot cone with the grisly remains of some unlucky shmuck named Cole. Every intelligent creature in the area of effect must make a Constitution saving throw to not be violently ill.

[LewisDTC]

Now try to play with the 'cone' part of the spell.

Hmmm...

Bone of Cold
Target takes 4d10 cold damage. Male targets take double damage.

Stone of Cold
Makes a stone rather chilly. Functions like 'Magic Stone' but deals cold damage.

Hone of Cold
Makes a sword sharper, granting it +1d4 slashing and cold damage. Touching the weapon with bare hands poses a risk of frostbite to the user.

Tone of Cold
You are able to hear temperatures.

Lone of Cold
You start to radiate an unpleasant coldness. It doesn't hurt, but people no longer want to be near you.

Zone of Cold
The temperature in a 20ft circle around you drops by a significant amount for ten minutes. All creatures in the zone gain resistance to fire damage and weakness to cold damage.

Cane of Cold
You summon a walking stick made from ice. As well as being a rather spiffing cane, this stick counts as a magical weapon which deals 1d8 cold damage.

Cave of Cold
Targets a location which provides protection from the elements. For one hour, rain, snow and cold winds pierce it with ease - blowing out fires and generally making peoples lives miserable.

Cone if Cold
Summons a delicious Icecream, but only in environments which are not suited to eating such food.

[Crisis21]

Code of Cold
You create a temperature-based cipher.

Con of Cold
You run a winter scam.

[jqavins]

Scone of Cold - You create a frozen biscuit.

Clone of Cold - If yesterday was cold, today is too.

Coney of Cold - You summon a rabbit that attacks for 1d4 cold damage.

Cones of Cold - As Cone of Cold, but cones extend both forward from your hands and backward. You will be caught in the backblast, and you should warn your friends.

[Stelio Kontos]

Conk of Cold: Like spiritual weapon, but does half bludgeoning and half cold damage.

[Crisis21]

Crone of Cold
You summon a crotchety winter woman.

[jqavins]

Cine of Cold - You conjure a movie theater that plays nothing but stark Swedish movies set in bleak winters. And the air conditioning is set too low.

[LewisDTC]

Cine of Cold - You conjure a movie theater that plays nothing but stark Swedish movies set in bleak winters. And the air conditioning is set too low.

Quite possibly the best one so far.

[Crisis21]

Give this ring to a Warlock, they can cast Sex.

[sengmeng]

Remember the older editions when some of the spells had their creator's name as part of their name? Like Mordenkainen's Disjunction? I guess you could have had MILF's Acid Arrow.

[jqavins]

I guess you could have had MILF's Acid Arrow.You're a bad, bad man! :smallbiggrin:

[sengmeng]

You're a bad, bad man! :smallbiggrin:

Well, I try.

[roko10]

Hear: As Arcane Eye, but you create an invisible, magical ear instead and you only receive auditory information from it.

[Crisis21]

That glorious cantrip: Mage Band
Summons a series of spectral musical instruments that play for you. Comes in classical, orchestra, soft rock, hard rock, pop, heavy metal, and other varieties.