SilverCacaobean
2018-04-20, 09:05 PM
So, I know, I know, "not topical at all" but I watched flashpoint, the 2011 animated movie. It was enjoyable so I decided to start a thread trashing it.
Why did Flash have Zoom's costume if it wasn't Zoom who changed the timeline?
Why was Zoom unaffected by the change? Everyone else except Flash, who did this, had no recollection of the other timeline. He not only had a recollection of the other timeline, he knew that Flash changed it before Flash himself did.
Damn it Batman! At the climax of the movie, you bat in out of nowhere and kill Flash's archenemy! This was Flash's story, you can't just do that! We get it, you're bad-ass, but if you do stuff like that, you look needy!
Is it me or is Hal Jordan terrible at flirting? He makes me wince every JL animated movie I've seen him in. (I've also seen the new frontier and the one where superman was raised by Italians so he was evil.)
Was alternate Barry gay? Did the movie imply the death of his mother somehow made him straight?
Where's Hawkgirl, John and Wally? Aren't they in any non DCAU animated movie? Also, there's a disturbing lack of Martian Manhunter in this movie.
Don't expect any deep comics knowledge from me, I only know any of these people because of the DCAU (which I love)
If I got it correctly, the whole time travel thing only changed a few things in the past, what with the time boom scientific mumbo jumbo. So, all characters depicted were the same people with slightly different pasts. This implies some pretty messed up stuff.
For one, batman doesn't look so much like a kid who lost his parents and dedicated his life to fighting crime anymore. It looks more like he's part of a family with mental issues that deals with personal tragedy by dressing in spandex and engaging in violence with or without purpose. His dad actually dressed the same as him. Dressing as a bat looks less like an inspiration of the moment now, more like he was genetically predisposed to deal with loss by dressing as a bat. He wants to scare superstitious criminals, my ass. He was doomed to dress as a bat as soon as he faced tragedy. It wasn't even because the trauma was when he was a kid if his father is any indication. I don't know what his dad told him in that letter, but unless it was "Son, I'm also Batman. Low-tech gun-slinging murderous Batman. You'd better go see a psychiatrist.", he's irresponsible. And holy ****, did I get that right? Did his mother become the Joker? Damn, the only thing stopping her from going on a killing spree was her son? Those are the parents Bruce lost? He's better off with Alfred.
But mostly I wanted to talk about WW and Aquaman and how incredibly petty they both were. I'm not even sure petty is the right word. More like violently deranged with Aquaman having a good dose of hypocrisy on top of that. Aquaman literally destroyed the world because of the "murder" of his wife! WW slaughtered people left and right because Aquaman didn't love her, if her "you never loved me" line she gave him when they were fighting and her hugging his corpse is any indication. Her triumphantly displaying Aquaman's wife's severed head and wearing her helmet are also pretty messed up. I understand self defense, but these were unnecessary. But even though I saw her killing a kid without a second thought, nothing can top Aquaman's completely unhinged insanity.
The important thing and the main reason I posted is that these two(Aquaman and WW) are supposed to be the same people who, in the other timeline, refuse to kill anyone at all. They saved the people who were trying to murder Flash just at the beginning of the film. But look how little it took for them to destroy the goddamned world! They just haven't snapped yet in the original timeline. If their fragile egos or emotions break at some point, everyone's screwed.
That's more or less all I wanted to post originally, but maybe there's a greater point to be made about superhero emotional stability. I've seen this kind of "hero having extreme and violent emotional reaction to tragedy" thing way too many times. I think. I mean, how about the justice lords? Flash dies, they become tyrants. The injustice video games? Lois dies, Superman loses it. I think I remember reading about Hal Jordan destroying the world at some point? Or, let's not only look at DC. How about Spiderman? He sold his marriage to the devil! Damn it, when I was a kid he was my favourite, the only superhero comics I've ever had were some Spiderman comics and what an ******* he turned out to be. Spiderman's marriage was about half the reason I liked him (though I don't know how MJ had been written in later issues. Maybe they'd made her unlikable before they got rid of the marriage, I don't know) and the other half evaporated when he proved himself to be an emotionally stunted selfish man-child. Even Darkwing Duck had an episode of an alternate timeline where he's a tyrant because he lost his daughter. :smalltongue:
I may be jumping to conclusions but I think I see a pattern there. Superheroes, even bad-ass normals, seem to be more unstable than other human beings. The superhero morality of never killing anyone rings hollow when they have to destroy/take over/rewrite the world every time a loved one dies (that is, a loved one that the writers don't want to get rid of).
Just wanted to say all this. Sorry about the big rant-y post. Got it out of my chest now. I don't know, this movie's been bothering me unreasonably much. :smalltongue:
Going to sleep now. Hope I didn't insult anyone's favourite superhero too much :smallwink:
Why did Flash have Zoom's costume if it wasn't Zoom who changed the timeline?
Why was Zoom unaffected by the change? Everyone else except Flash, who did this, had no recollection of the other timeline. He not only had a recollection of the other timeline, he knew that Flash changed it before Flash himself did.
Damn it Batman! At the climax of the movie, you bat in out of nowhere and kill Flash's archenemy! This was Flash's story, you can't just do that! We get it, you're bad-ass, but if you do stuff like that, you look needy!
Is it me or is Hal Jordan terrible at flirting? He makes me wince every JL animated movie I've seen him in. (I've also seen the new frontier and the one where superman was raised by Italians so he was evil.)
Was alternate Barry gay? Did the movie imply the death of his mother somehow made him straight?
Where's Hawkgirl, John and Wally? Aren't they in any non DCAU animated movie? Also, there's a disturbing lack of Martian Manhunter in this movie.
Don't expect any deep comics knowledge from me, I only know any of these people because of the DCAU (which I love)
If I got it correctly, the whole time travel thing only changed a few things in the past, what with the time boom scientific mumbo jumbo. So, all characters depicted were the same people with slightly different pasts. This implies some pretty messed up stuff.
For one, batman doesn't look so much like a kid who lost his parents and dedicated his life to fighting crime anymore. It looks more like he's part of a family with mental issues that deals with personal tragedy by dressing in spandex and engaging in violence with or without purpose. His dad actually dressed the same as him. Dressing as a bat looks less like an inspiration of the moment now, more like he was genetically predisposed to deal with loss by dressing as a bat. He wants to scare superstitious criminals, my ass. He was doomed to dress as a bat as soon as he faced tragedy. It wasn't even because the trauma was when he was a kid if his father is any indication. I don't know what his dad told him in that letter, but unless it was "Son, I'm also Batman. Low-tech gun-slinging murderous Batman. You'd better go see a psychiatrist.", he's irresponsible. And holy ****, did I get that right? Did his mother become the Joker? Damn, the only thing stopping her from going on a killing spree was her son? Those are the parents Bruce lost? He's better off with Alfred.
But mostly I wanted to talk about WW and Aquaman and how incredibly petty they both were. I'm not even sure petty is the right word. More like violently deranged with Aquaman having a good dose of hypocrisy on top of that. Aquaman literally destroyed the world because of the "murder" of his wife! WW slaughtered people left and right because Aquaman didn't love her, if her "you never loved me" line she gave him when they were fighting and her hugging his corpse is any indication. Her triumphantly displaying Aquaman's wife's severed head and wearing her helmet are also pretty messed up. I understand self defense, but these were unnecessary. But even though I saw her killing a kid without a second thought, nothing can top Aquaman's completely unhinged insanity.
The important thing and the main reason I posted is that these two(Aquaman and WW) are supposed to be the same people who, in the other timeline, refuse to kill anyone at all. They saved the people who were trying to murder Flash just at the beginning of the film. But look how little it took for them to destroy the goddamned world! They just haven't snapped yet in the original timeline. If their fragile egos or emotions break at some point, everyone's screwed.
That's more or less all I wanted to post originally, but maybe there's a greater point to be made about superhero emotional stability. I've seen this kind of "hero having extreme and violent emotional reaction to tragedy" thing way too many times. I think. I mean, how about the justice lords? Flash dies, they become tyrants. The injustice video games? Lois dies, Superman loses it. I think I remember reading about Hal Jordan destroying the world at some point? Or, let's not only look at DC. How about Spiderman? He sold his marriage to the devil! Damn it, when I was a kid he was my favourite, the only superhero comics I've ever had were some Spiderman comics and what an ******* he turned out to be. Spiderman's marriage was about half the reason I liked him (though I don't know how MJ had been written in later issues. Maybe they'd made her unlikable before they got rid of the marriage, I don't know) and the other half evaporated when he proved himself to be an emotionally stunted selfish man-child. Even Darkwing Duck had an episode of an alternate timeline where he's a tyrant because he lost his daughter. :smalltongue:
I may be jumping to conclusions but I think I see a pattern there. Superheroes, even bad-ass normals, seem to be more unstable than other human beings. The superhero morality of never killing anyone rings hollow when they have to destroy/take over/rewrite the world every time a loved one dies (that is, a loved one that the writers don't want to get rid of).
Just wanted to say all this. Sorry about the big rant-y post. Got it out of my chest now. I don't know, this movie's been bothering me unreasonably much. :smalltongue:
Going to sleep now. Hope I didn't insult anyone's favourite superhero too much :smallwink: