Is this Vaarsuvius guy a chick or what?

[ag30476]

Cuz you know, I'm starting to wonder...

[Lira]

...

We don't know. No one knows V's gender.

[Studoku]

Is it me or is there an identical thread just below this one?

[Mad Wizard]

Yeah, there is.

[ag30476]

...

We don't know. No one knows V's gender.

I know let's ask the OotS. Is V male or female?

:belkar: She's a crazy elf chick.
:roy: V's totally male.
:belkar: What????
:elan: Vaarsuvius is a great guy...er gal...
:haley: Oh come it's obvious.
:durkon: Ach, makes no difference lad. If you ask me all them elves be tree lovers.

[ag30476]

Is it me or is there an identical thread just below this one?

:mitd: What thread?

[Dragon_Keeper]

This thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55536)

[ag30476]

This thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55536)

:mitd: Wait, what thread? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0106.html)

:mitd: Do the other threads know V's gender? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0431.html)

[mockingbyrd7]

I know let's ask the OotS. Is V male or female?

:belkar: She's a crazy elf chick.
:roy: V's totally male. I think. Yeah, V's a dude.
:belkar: What????
:elan: Vaarsuvius is a great guy...er gal...or guy... or gal? Vaarsuvius is a great guyl. So there.
:haley: Oh come on it's obvious.
:durkon: Ach, it makes no difference lad. If you ask me all them elves be tree lovers.

Haha, yup. (I fixed a couple things for you, slightly.)

[Mugen Nightgale]

how many more? sight..

[ag30476]

Let's ask the other OotS characters...Is V male or female?

:miko: The lack of a clearly defined gender is another example of the elf siding with chaos and evil.

:nale: I don't even know how to get another evil opposite of the elf wizards race and class.

:sabine: That elf is more man than I can handle and more woman than I'll ever be.

:thog: Not-Guild not-Nale not-talky-man not-icky-girl not-dwarf not-not-dwarf not man not woman.

[ag30476]

how many more? sight..

How many more will bite? You're guess is as good as mine.

[Raroy]

There should be a rule in which anyone who makes a thread about V's gender should be banned. But of course, as human beings our curiosity and our fear makes us want to label something and give it a state of what it is. Although, gender is not so much of an issue to make a big deal out of it. Well, whatever society says goes.

[ag30476]

There should be a rule in which anyone who makes a thread about V's gender should be banned.

Agreed!



But of course, as human beings our curiosity and our fear makes us want to label something and give it a state of what it is. Although, gender is not so much of an issue to make a big deal out of it. Well, whatever society says goes.
First we ban V gender threads. Next we ban gender studies all together. Who's with me?

[Green Bean]

Agreed!


First we ban V gender threads. Next we ban gender studies all together. Who's with me?

I say we go the next step! Let's ban gender! Who needs differentiation anyways? From now on, everyone needs to carry a MitD umbrella, lest we unintentionally reveal whether or not we have Y chromosomes! :smalltongue:

[ag30476]

I say we go the next step! Let's ban gender! Who needs differentiation anyways? From now on, everyone needs to carry a MitD umbrella, lest we unintentionally reveal whether or not we have Y chromosomes! :smalltongue:

Agreed! I mean there aren't even any rules for gender in D&D anymore.

[Raroy]

Hiding gender and other things would not bring any progress. Still, it would make some hilariously akward situations.

[ag30476]

Hiding gender and other things would not bring any progress. Still, it would make some hilariously akward situations.

Progress and hilarity where? In this forum?

[mockingbyrd7]

Let's ask the other OotS characters...Is V male or female?

:miko: The lack of a clearly defined gender is another example of the elf siding with chaos and evil.

:nale: I don't even know how to get another evil opposite of the elf wizards race and class.

:sabine: That elf is more man than I can handle and more woman than I'll ever be.

:thog: Not-Guild not-Nale not-talky-man not-icky-girl not-dwarf not-not-dwarf not man not woman.

Let's ask Team Evil?

:redcloak: I couldn't tell, I never got a good look at him. Her. It. Elf. Thing. Sir, what gender do you think Vaarsuvius is?
:xykon: Who?
:mitd: Elf? What elf?
:roach: It's called a a running gag, you dummies. And that goes for the forumers too. And I bet they're highlighting this bright, faint color to read it. Yeah, that's right, you just HIGHLIGHTED the fact that you're an idiot.

Or not. :smallbiggrin:

[duckie]

Man, this is soooo funny!!
And most of the people replying can't actually tell ag(numbersorsomething) is pulling their leg. Oh, wait. I shouldn't have said that, should I?

How many of you didn't actually read the whole thing and thought -so merry and cozy of you all- gee, let's kick this guy's soup, since he's a noob, or something?
Honestly, this "I-don't-have-to-read-this-post-because-I-already-deduced-what-it-is-about-from-simply-seeing-the-title-so-why-not-attack-the-guy-or-ask-for-him-being-banned" is starting to smell. Fishy.
Thank you mister ag(numbersorsomething) for saving this forum from munchkinnes and self-predatory stassi behaviour.

No, really, don't take me serious. At all.

ps: Except for the fishy part. Although it could also be shrimp.

Edited: How do I make the cute OOTS smileys?

Reedited: Oh, gosh. I'm pretty sure there's a topic about OOTS faces/smileys right next to this one.

[mockingbyrd7]

Man, this is soooo funny!!
And most of the people replying can't actually tell ag(numbersorsomething) is pulling their leg. Oh, wait. I shouldn't have said that, should I?

How many of you didn't actually read the whole thing and thought -so merry and cozy of you all- gee, let's kick this guy's soup, since he's a noob, or something?
Honestly, this "I-don't-have-to-read-this-post-because-I-already-deduced-what-it-is-about-from-simply-seeing-the-title-so-why-not-attack-the-guy-or-ask-for-him-being-banned" is starting to smell. Fishy.
Thank you mister ag(numbersorsomething) for saving this forum from munchkinnes and self-predatory stassi behaviour.

No, really, don't take me serious. At all.

ps: Except for the fishy part. Although it could also be shrimp.

Edited: How do I make the cute OOTS smileys?

Yup. JOKE'S ON YOU, "I-don't-have-to-read-this-post-because-I-already-deduced-what-it-is-about-from-simply-seeing-the-title-so-why-not-attack-the-guy-or-ask-for-him-being-banned" people!

[Raistlin1040]

Things that should be outlawed topics:

V's Gender. (Aside from V's Gender Debate)
What the MitD is.
Captain Obvious stuff (Nale is Elan backwards ect.)
Error threads (Grammer, Spelling, Artistic on Rich's part)

[duckie]

I used to think we roleplaying geeks were socially inept but smart.
My mistake.

"Give me your hand if we be friends, and puck will make amends".
(Yep, just trying to sound intelligent here)

[Raroy]

I knew ag# was joking. I was just playing around. As for flaming, I'm just saying it would really be a good idea to ban people who make multiple copies of a similar thread idea. Lets just have one official thread for v's gender and MITD and what not. I do find it strange these topics pop up at a moronic rate.

Trying to sound intelligent just proves your not intelligent in the first place. You don't need to be fancy to make a point.

[dakiwiboid]

I'm so disillusioned. See, I thought the question was whether this Vaarsuvius chick was a guy or what, instead of the other way around. :smallbiggrin:

[ag30476]

I'm so disillusioned. See, I thought the question was whether this Vaarsuvius chick was a guy or what, instead of the other way around. :smallbiggrin:

How's the song go...

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

[Icewalker]

I've already sigged my favorite V's gender quote in that showed up in one of the threads.

[The_Hunting_Enemy]

is it just me, or has this question been asked many, many times, and always given the same answer?

No one knows.

[Yoritomo Himeko]

Man, this is soooo funny!!
And most of the people replying can't actually tell ag(numbersorsomething) is pulling their leg. Oh, wait. I shouldn't have said that, should I?

How many of you didn't actually read the whole thing and thought -so merry and cozy of you all- gee, let's kick this guy's soup, since he's a noob, or something?
Honestly, this "I-don't-have-to-read-this-post-because-I-already-deduced-what-it-is-about-from-simply-seeing-the-title-so-why-not-attack-the-guy-or-ask-for-him-being-banned" is starting to smell. Fishy.
Thank you mister ag(numbersorsomething) for saving this forum from munchkinnes and self-predatory stassi behaviour.

No, really, don't take me serious. At all.

ps: Except for the fishy part. Although it could also be shrimp.

Edited: How do I make the cute OOTS smileys?

Reedited: Oh, gosh. I'm pretty sure there's a topic about OOTS faces/smileys right next to this one.

If you want to make an OOTS smiley, just look to the right when posting/replying. Click on "more" and it will show you the OOTS ones. Just scroll down and you have a choice of a dozen OOTS characters. Just click on the one you want and it will show up in the previews.

OOTS
:elan: :haley: :vaarsuvius: :belkar: :roy: :durkon:

Linear Guild
:sabine: :thog: :nale:

The Others
:miko: :mitd: :redcloak: :xykon: :roach:

I hope this helps. :smallsmile:

P.S. V is an effeminate guy. So can we please stop posting about his gender?

[Nightmarenny]

Is it just me or does the fact that V's unknown gender has been the topic of dozens of jokes just make this thread strange? I mean really if the comic makes jokes about our lack of knowledge why the hell would we know? don't make any sense.

[newcresty]

well... i'm thinking on a diferrent reaction from :miko:

:miko:: Your lack of a clearly defined gender is a obvius sign that the twelve gods want me to kill you, *slash* *slash* *slash*

[RAGE KING!]

...*sigh*


You missed V Herself (My opinion):

:vaarsuvius: - I fail to see what difference it makes :smallconfused:

[ag30476]

...*sigh*


You missed V Herself (My opinion):

:vaarsuvius: - I fail to see what difference it makes :smallconfused:

There aren't even rules for gender you know!

LOL. Good one. I left this one out on purpose :smallwink:

[ag30476]

Let's ask Team Evil?

:redcloak: I couldn't tell, I never got a good look at him. Her. It. Elf. Thing. Sir, what gender do you think Vaarsuvius is?
:xykon: Who?
:mitd: Elf? What elf?
:roach: It's called a a running gag, you dummies. And that goes for the forumers too. And I bet they're highlighting this bright, faint color to read it. Yeah, that's right, you just HIGHLIGHTED the fact that you're an idiot.

Or not. :smallbiggrin:

I liked those too. Though the roach went on a bit too much after the first sentence.

:thog: Thog not like talky-bug

[mcdoedd]

Is it me or is there an identical thread just below this one?

Is it just me or is there an identical thread to this one on every single page of this forum? :smalltongue:

[ag30476]

Is it just me or is there an identical thread to this one on every single page of this forum? :smalltongue:

No. This is the funny one.

[Emperor Demonking]

:miko: Your lack of alignment is evil *smite*
:sabine: Don't go hating a sister for that.
:nale: Sister, Vs male didn't you see the male dark elf.
:xykon: Or the elf chick in the book.
:nale: What book?
:xykon: The book about the gates.
:mitd: What gates?
:xykon: :thog: :roach: :redcloak: :nale: :mitd: :miko: : Its obvious that Vs Male.

[ag30476]

:miko: Your lack of alignment is evil *smite*
:sabine: Don't go hating a sister for that.
:nale: Sister, Vs male didn't you see the male dark elf.
:xykon: Or the elf chick in the book.
:nale: What book?
:xykon: The book about the gates.
:mitd: What gates?
:xykon: :thog: :roach: :redcloak: :nale: :mitd: :miko: : Its obvious that Vs Male.

How does :roach: know? Did it look up her robe?

[Zephra]

Vaarsuvius is male.
a) Shaped like a guy (look closely at Panels 1,2, and 3--it proves it (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html))
b) 'us' is a male ending in latin
c)before people started asking about it, we see in an early strip, strip nine Roy calls Vaarsuvius V-Man (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html) ( :roy: 'V-man is casting identify')

[ag30476]

Vaarsuvius is male.
a) Shaped like a guy
b) 'us' is a male ending in latin
c)before people started asking about it, we see in an early strip, strip nine Roy calls Vaarsuvius V-Man (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html) ( :roy: 'V-man is casting identify')

I don't get it.

[LM TR]

There should be a rule in which anyone who makes a thread about V's gender should be banned. But of course, as human beings our curiosity and our fear makes us want to label something and give it a state of what it is. Although, gender is not so much of an issue to make a big deal out of it. Well, whatever society says goes.

there should be a rule in which anyone who makes demands to ban another person on the forum should be banned.

[Zephra]

I don't get it.

....
what don't you get?

[Spiryt]

....
what don't you get?

Maybe I'm wrong, but to me this whole thread is one big mockery from Gender threads. All ag30476 makes me thinks so.

[Ecalsneerg]

there should be a rule in which anyone who makes demands to ban another person on the forum should be banned.

I think you'd end up banned :P

We'll just ban Thog. Nothing personal, but, y'know. He can't read it.

[ag30476]

....
what don't you get?

The joke. In this thread we make fun of the question "Is V male or female?"

[ag30476]

Maybe I'm wrong, but to me this whole thread is one big mockery from Gender threads. All ag30476 makes me thinks so.

You are right but why is everyone getting so serious all of a sudden?

[Setra]

I'm still voting for the

"Whoa! Transvestite, back off!" Option.

[The 6th Side]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9734/1187464483032ssc0.jpgtenletterlimit

[Spiryt]

You are right but why is everyone getting so serious all of a sudden?

:mitd: Beacuse Murky and Lurky must have stolen their colors.

[ag30476]

"Whoa! Transvestite, back off!" Option.

It's a wizard's robe and a magical headband not a dress and a tiara OK.

Which makes me think ... :xykon: ???

[Setra]

It's a wizard's robe and a magical headband not a dress and a tiara OK.

Which makes me think ... :xykon: ???
I know the difference.

Also, it's not a headband, it's a circlet.

I was just trying to be funny.

[ref]

ag30476: You forgot a "not" there. You mean not-not-nale, hehe.

Of course, it should go bold and uncapitalized, too.

[Caractacus]

Is it just me or does the fact that V's unknown gender has been the topic of dozens of jokes just make this thread strange? I mean really if the comic makes jokes about our lack of knowledge why the hell would we know? don't make any sense.

Is clearly some sort of deliberate attempt to create fun to pass time - is guessable from fact that OP is Orc in Playground...

Buuut...

Is Vaarsuvius really Androgynous in disguise? (or not, really...)

[ag30476]

I know the difference.

Also, it's not a headband, it's a circlet.

I was just trying to be funny.

And you were. And I was trying too though sadly I only succeeded in amusing myself and not all that well...still it killed time at work.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

:redcloak: :Why are all these people so hung up on whatever that elf's gender is?
:xykon: : Beats me, I left all those concerns behind when I became a lich.
:roach: :roach: : We don't care either way. Yeah, take it off baby! Woo!
:mitd: : What elf?

[Setra]

And you were. And I was trying too though sadly I only succeeded in amusing myself and not all that well...still it killed time at work.
What you need is a Vorpal Timebane sword.

[ag30476]

What you need is a Vorpal Timebane sword.

If only...for time is killing all of us slowly.

[RAGE KING!]

Vaarsuvius is male.
a) Shaped like a guy (look closely at Panels 1,2, and 3--it proves it (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html))
b) 'us' is a male ending in latin
c)before people started asking about it, we see in an early strip, strip nine Roy calls Vaarsuvius V-Man (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html) ( :roy: 'V-man is casting identify')

[:furious:]SHUT! UP!

EVERY SINGLE DAY! SOMEBODY MAKES ONE OF THESE GODDAMN THREADS! AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE POINTS OUT SOMEONE IN THE COMICS OPINION ABOUT HER GENDER AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE POINTS OUT THAT RICH SAID THAT HER GENDER IS NOT CLEARLY DEFINED AND THAT REPRESENTS THE VIEW OF THE CHARACTERS AND IS NOT NECESSARILY TRUE![/:furious: ]

Sorry, just had to vent some anger there, nothing against you personally.

[ag30476]

I think you'd end up banned :P

We'll just ban Thog. Nothing personal, but, y'know. He can't read it.

In this thread Thog ban you! Or is that bang?

:thog: Prison change thog

[Charity322]

Everyone wonders what MitD is but does anyone actually wonder what MitD's gender is? :smallbiggrin:

I mean you can't see anything under that umbrella. :smallyuk:

[Tharr]

The fact is lets just pull up his robe and grab his crotch area to solve this large problem and just found V has both gender organs end of post.

[ag30476]

The fact is lets just pull up his robe and grab his crotch area to solve this large problem and just found V has both gender organs end of post.

OK but let's wait til the end of the day to do that.

[ag30476]

Everyone wonders what MitD is but does anyone actually wonder what MitD's gender is? :smallbiggrin:

I mean you can't see anything under that umbrella. :smallyuk:

sick sick sick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html)

[ag30476]

P.S. V is an effeminate guy. So can we please stop posting about his gender?

No she's a masculine gal!

[Ettlesby]

I know what gender V is! Vaarsuvius is a *is hunted down and shot by assassins*

[Setra]

I know what gender V is! Vaarsuvius is a *is hunted down and shot by assassins*
Noooo, Drueinas!

Now we'll never know the truth *kneels and cries*

*+300 xp*

[ag30476]

I know what gender V is! Vaarsuvius is a *is hunted down and shot by assassins*

Someone just failed their spot and listen checks. Cleric!

[Tharr]

Because we do not know V gender does this make Belkar then bi for he kissed of the mouth V at midnight.

[The Extinguisher]

V's Gender is True Neutral and V's alignment is Male.

Duh.

[Charity322]

Is it just me or is there an identical thread to this one on every single page of this forum? :smalltongue:

It's the real secret. If someone doesn't create a new V's gender thread on every page then the forum will spontaneously combust. *nods*

[ag30476]

It's the real secret. If someone doesn't create a new V's gender thread on every page then the forum will spontaneously combust. *nods*

Finally someone who understands!

[Setra]

I remember when the forum was about to combust once.

Flames were spouting everywhere. It was around the time this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html) strip came out.

I made a V's gender thread and everything was fine.

[ref]

ag30476, please see my previous post. Your sig is speaking falsehood as it is now, and we can't allow that... :smallsmile:

[Emperor Demonking]

:nale: Its obvious V's male.
:sabine: If its obvious that he's male why the arguments.
:nale: Its like my hair if someone refused to admit it was blonde, I couldn't proove it.
:thog: Not not Nale has brown hair.
:mitd: What hair?

[ag30476]

ag30476, please see my previous post. Your sig is speaking falsehood as it is now, and we can't allow that... :smallsmile:

My sig sir? I challenge you in the arena! Choose your class, level!

[duckie]

Everyone wonders what MitD is but does anyone actually wonder what MitD's gender is? :smallbiggrin:

I mean you can't see anything under that umbrella. :smallyuk:

That is SO TRUE!

QUICK! SOMEONE make a new thread about MitD's gender while I bake this browies. You! Brew some tea. We'll ask him/herself.

If we don't, this whole forum might perish.
...
......
:elan: DUN-DUN-DUN.

[duckie]

I knew ag# was joking. I was just playing around. As for flaming, I'm just saying it would really be a good idea to ban people who make multiple copies of a similar thread idea. Lets just have one official thread for v's gender and MITD and what not. I do find it strange these topics pop up at a moronic rate.


What makes me wonder if you really knew ag(numbers) was joking is that you still insist on having an official thread for v's gender. Flashnews: this is not really a thread about that.
...
......
it's clearly about MitD's gender, you people, and saving the forum from destruction!


Trying to sound intelligent just proves your not intelligent in the first place. You don't need to be fancy to make a point.

Thanks for the insight. But, gee, being funny clearly didn't help make a point, either. Oh, and someone failed a spot(sarcasm) check there. Repeatedly.

[mause]

I tend seen the V's gender thread as spam every 2 or 3 day a new one is open describeng the same things
I think V is a male
I think V is a female they clearly say so in strip #...

V is naturally a running joke but not necesarlly a running thread

and I support a sticky of the gender of V

[Ettlesby]

Right, I've got an idea.

V has no gender...

Because V is the concept of gender INCARNATE.

[Amalith]

I believe V's a girl. Ever since:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0123.html


Is that not enough proof?

[ref]

ignore me, ag. You are right. I still suggest that you bold and uncapitalize it, though.

No, I am right. You mean not not-nale. You're missing a "not"

[Takila]

I believe V's a girl. Ever since:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0123.html


Is that not enough proof?

Again, that could be Haley's perception of V. Just like every point that the joke is used.

So now the thread's got me thinking: can a D&D character be genderless? From my incredibly limited (gaming) experience, gender seems mandatory. (It's probably a no, but I'd find it funny if all this was caused by a missing field.)

I'm going to go enjoy the comic and accept Vaarsuvius as whatever it is.

[the_tick_rules]

well the standard races have male/female. but like dopple gangers and some monster races are genderless

[Lira]

I believe V's a girl. Ever since:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0123.html


Is that not enough proof?Oh my gosh, you're so right. You've provided completely original proof that shows without a doubt that V is female!

...

I was being sarcastic there. :smalltongue:

I don't see how that comic proves V is female. That comic gets cited a lot in the gender debates, but I really don't think it helps us solve the mystery. If you'll care to explain the exact reason why you think that comic proves V is female, I'll give you the reason why it doesn't.

[LM TR]

Right, I've got an idea.

V has no gender...

Because V is the concept of gender INCARNATE.

of course V HAS a gender, it´s just not been revealed yet

save for the possibility V is not an elf... :smallconfused:

[mockingbyrd7]

well the standard races have male/female. but like dopple gangers and some monster races are genderless

Really? I found the mindspy in Complete Warrior rather attractive, in a sort of alien way. She(?) was a doppleganger, and looked female/feminine to me. But you say it was genderless, despite the feminine shape and face and breasts?

Eeeeegh. I feel weird. Could someone clarify?

[Setra]

The way I see it.

I support the fact V is a V-Male.

[Ariko]

Really? I found the mindspy in Complete Warrior rather attractive, in a sort of alien way. She(?) was a doppleganger, and looked female/feminine to me. But you say it was genderless, despite the feminine shape and face and breasts?

Eeeeegh. I feel weird. Could someone clarify?

You do know dopplegangers can change their appearance, right?