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ArlEammon
2018-05-04, 02:52 PM
Khan Noonien Singh from Star Trek 2, Michael Meyers from the Halloween franchise, Kane, from Kungfu The Legend Continues, Rambo from the Rambo films, Cordel Walker from Walker, Texas Ranger,, Kato, from The Green Hornet, John Wick, and V , from V for Vendetta, and Hawk Eye face off against each other on the Fortnight Island. If questions are asked as to who these people are, links will be given. All of them are well known characters however, but if you need a run down, here's the major facts =

Khan is a genetically augmented super soldier. He starts only with modern weapons, no super science trek weapons or technobabble, but he's an expert hand to hand fighter and is a great warrior, and capable intellect all around.
Kane is a martial artist kung fu master and is practically capable of firing off non-lethal hadokens. If I understand right he's real hard to surprise.
Cordel Walker is an expert marksman and martial artist.
Rambo might not be an awesome martial artist, but he's extremely good at weapons.
Kato is just plain awesome in hand to hand skill and I think he can use a gun, I'm not sure.
John Wick is an assassin. He's good at hand to hand, and guns too.
V is a genetically enhanced assassin who's good at bombs, guns and melee combat.
Mike Meyers is a supernaturally enhanced murderer with very high durability and physical strength, and high intelligence.
Hawk Eye is a super skilled archer and master marksman.

Chen
2018-05-04, 02:55 PM
Im pretty sure with no weapon Michael Meyers kills everyone just because he's the only supernatural one there. Armed with standard weapons Khan wins because his weapons will be way better being hundreds of years more advanced. Hawkeye has a chance if weapons are allowed just because he has some ridiculous arrows available to him. If everyone gets something like a handgun, John Wick probably kills most of them.

ArlEammon
2018-05-04, 02:56 PM
Im pretty sure with no weapon Michael Meyers kills everyone just because he's the only supernatural one there. Armed with standard weapons Khan wins because his weapons will be way better being hundreds of years more advanced. Hawkeye has a chance if weapons are allowed just because he has some ridiculous arrows available to him. If everyone gets something like a handgun, John Wick probably kills most of them.

Kwai Chang Kane occasionally shows magical abilities though, he might be able to defeat Michael Meyers.

HolyDraconus
2018-05-04, 07:10 PM
Rambo has infinite ammo until everyone else is dead tho.

Reddish Mage
2018-05-04, 07:50 PM
Michael Meyers really doesn't belong here. He is a supernatural "unkillable" force. although he gets killed plenty in the stories he actually appears in.

Khan's armament doesn't include the occassional starship he hijacks or this wouldn't be so much a fight as a slaughter.

Looking at this as any sort of battle, Hawkeye is the only one among these who have fought side by side with gods and the strongest thing there is. He has taken out super-villains stronger than all of these guys. Its no contest.

Kato
2018-05-06, 06:51 AM
Are you people forgetting one of these is THE Texas Ranger? It's a well established fact Chuck Norris is able to kill anyone who can see him, so this seems like an unfair competition..
Or are we supposed to take this serious?
Assuming Meyers loses if he gets sufficiently incapitated, I'll give it to the man who single-handedly beat up a group of Klingons... At least in his new incarnation.