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TheCritFail
2018-05-07, 06:07 PM
come talk about the game and (classified) moments (maybe computer dice)
friend computer is rad!!! the computer is your friend!!!

Jaelommiss
2018-05-07, 08:32 PM
Citizen!

Unauthorized attempts to extract classified information from loyal citizens is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Please allow me to escort you to Disintegration Booth 04-I-32 while I fill out an Accusation of Treason/Termination Voucher Request Form.

Benevolent is our Friend, The Computer!

eru001
2018-05-07, 09:59 PM
Citizen

The Termination Voucher Request Form is classified Orange. The knowledge of its classification is classified Blue. You have diseminated and/or recieved knowledge above your security clearance level. This is treason. Please report to the nearest termination booth.

Have a nice day.

Friend Computer is your Friend. To speak otherwise is Treason.

NecroDancer
2018-05-08, 11:07 AM
Citizen

You are not authorized to spread knowledge of authorization form's designations. Unlawful knowledge spreading is treason, the punishment for treason is disintegration. Please report to the nearest citizen with proper disintegration authorization.

Death to all mutants and commies, friend computer is your friend, have a nice day.

LibraryOgre
2018-05-08, 12:43 PM
The Mod Wonder: Friend Computer reminds citizens to speak happily about Friend Computer and its activities. Excessive jocularity is prohibited by Section 1.c.Q.T.M.W. This discussion is rated Red. Please continue in a friendly manner, or risk being removed to the Silly Message Board Games Zone.



Translation: Paranoia is fun, but if we're just going to sit around playing ZAP and threatening each other with Treason, I'll move it to SMBG.