Luna_Mayflower
2018-05-09, 09:29 AM
Last night, I was visited by insights as to the future of the OOTS comic strip. As I tossed and turned, the following prophecies were revealed to me. I awoke shortly after as if shaken by a giant hand.
+ The Exarch and stone lady dwarf are hiding off-screen, ready to turn the tide with a secret plan.
+ The Ottoman Vs are gathering their forces.
+ Jake (aka Malack) will return as a spirit that will possess one of the OOTS members.
+ Said member will become a hybrid-vampire that will become a common enemy for Durkon 2.0 and the OOTS.
+ Jake will love me.
+ Jake will be defeated by a joint effort.
+ Roy, having learnt that trusting dwarves is bad, will backstab Durkon 2.0 and kill him.
+ Hilgya will refuse to resurrect Durkon as his lawful, warm heart doesn't deserve to suffer any further.
+ Emo vampire chick (the one with the poncho) will take Durkon 2.0's place.
+ To defeat the emo, Hilgya will infuse Durkon's corpse with cybernetics, creating Durkon 2.1123561321345589144.
+ Durkon will slay the emo chick of his own creation and atone for his vampiric actions.
+ Hilgya will say goodbye to the emotionless android in a touching moment.
+ V will become sad again due to mass murder (which really wasn't that bad, they had it coming).
+ V will become happy again due to pretty colours.
+ MiTD is tearing me apart, Lisa!
+ MiTD is Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss.
+ Gauss will use his namesake cannon to slay Xykon.
+ Redcloak will go berserk. He will see red.
+ Elan will call Redcloak a berk.
+ Redcloak will decide that berserking is a bad idea and will surrender.
+ The day will be saved.
+ Roy will live happily ever after with Celia.
+ Belkar will live happily ever after with anthro mr. Scuffy.
+ V will live happily ever after with the gestalt entity of all the souls she's murdered. They have a cute wedding.
+ Haley will live happily ever after with Hilgya.
+ Elan will die of a coronary bypass.
+ Redcloak will join Jake and I in a polygamous relationship. (Reddy is kinda cute, c'mon).
+ Durkon will be happy in LG heaven.
+ Xykon will be resurrected as an old man. He will make lemonade on a farm in Penbrokeshire.
+ He will die permanently from choking on the pips.
+ All other characters will be happy in their own unimportant lives.
+ The End.
+ The Exarch and stone lady dwarf are hiding off-screen, ready to turn the tide with a secret plan.
+ The Ottoman Vs are gathering their forces.
+ Jake (aka Malack) will return as a spirit that will possess one of the OOTS members.
+ Said member will become a hybrid-vampire that will become a common enemy for Durkon 2.0 and the OOTS.
+ Jake will love me.
+ Jake will be defeated by a joint effort.
+ Roy, having learnt that trusting dwarves is bad, will backstab Durkon 2.0 and kill him.
+ Hilgya will refuse to resurrect Durkon as his lawful, warm heart doesn't deserve to suffer any further.
+ Emo vampire chick (the one with the poncho) will take Durkon 2.0's place.
+ To defeat the emo, Hilgya will infuse Durkon's corpse with cybernetics, creating Durkon 2.1123561321345589144.
+ Durkon will slay the emo chick of his own creation and atone for his vampiric actions.
+ Hilgya will say goodbye to the emotionless android in a touching moment.
+ V will become sad again due to mass murder (which really wasn't that bad, they had it coming).
+ V will become happy again due to pretty colours.
+ MiTD is tearing me apart, Lisa!
+ MiTD is Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss.
+ Gauss will use his namesake cannon to slay Xykon.
+ Redcloak will go berserk. He will see red.
+ Elan will call Redcloak a berk.
+ Redcloak will decide that berserking is a bad idea and will surrender.
+ The day will be saved.
+ Roy will live happily ever after with Celia.
+ Belkar will live happily ever after with anthro mr. Scuffy.
+ V will live happily ever after with the gestalt entity of all the souls she's murdered. They have a cute wedding.
+ Haley will live happily ever after with Hilgya.
+ Elan will die of a coronary bypass.
+ Redcloak will join Jake and I in a polygamous relationship. (Reddy is kinda cute, c'mon).
+ Durkon will be happy in LG heaven.
+ Xykon will be resurrected as an old man. He will make lemonade on a farm in Penbrokeshire.
+ He will die permanently from choking on the pips.
+ All other characters will be happy in their own unimportant lives.
+ The End.