Belkars Gender

[the300]

So, we know haley is a chick, we know roy, elan, and duk are men, But What is belkar? I mean, he did kiss varusususususususuususs (srry might be misspelled) anyway what do you think thx

[mockingbyrd7]

WAIT, nobody's ever asked what gender varususususiiaafdagusususuusuass is! And Haley sleeps in the same room as varususafdvvususussaaususuussuas, maybe Haley is actually a guy?

[mause]

God, the gender threads are going too far.
Please stop
It isn't funny anymore

[the300]

God, the gender threads are going too far.
Please stop
It isn't funny anymore

Hey!, atleast I didn't make one about your gender

[Lamech]

It isn't funny anymore

Actually I find it funny, plus at least it wasn't a thread about V's gender.

[de-trick]

Belkar is a male, you just hates him cause he's small you are a sizeist
just kidding

but he is a male

[the300]

Belkar is a male, you just hates him cause he's small you are a sizeist
just kidding

but he is a male

how would you know, even dokur talks about his hairy gown maybe he is asamed ( I would be at that size but lets not get into details)

[Raiser Blade]

Belkar is either a man or a woman who loves... other women.

[Rinquist]

Belkar are cantaloupe.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Omnicidal
is Omnicidal a gender? Does it matter?

Additionally, he likes "swanky leather hats".
My guess is male.

[Pun Pun]

I have to say, this is still more insightful then the Vaarsuvius Gender Threads.

[de-trick]

Ok proof

a)#1 comic he says daddy needs some new skill points
b)#35 looks at hailey while she is searching for traps, with other guys


to lazy to find more

[the300]

Ok proof

a)#1 comic he says daddy needs some new skill points
b)#35 looks at hailey while she is searching for traps, with other guys


to lazy to find more

maybe hes a lesbian :-P

[zeropsm]

I went trhu the end of it!

ps.:Dumb topic

[blackspeeker]

maybe hes a lesbian :-P

He said daddy about himself, lesbians dont call themselves daddy.

[Ghantul]

Belkar is definitely male,he has a stick that will extend when the right button is pressed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html) on him.

[Mordokai]

I can't believe only a single member of forum so far noticed how incredibly stupid this topic is. So let me be the second one to point this out.

My god, this topic is so stupid that I can't even laught at it. And that says a lot about it.

[Emperor Demonking]

Belkar's a female pretending to be a male by being needlessly bloodthirsty. If belkar was really as bloodthirsty as he she seems she wouldn't.
Have (craft) gourmet food.

[Threeshades]

Belkar's a female pretending to be a male by being needlessly bloodthirsty. If belkar was really as bloodthirsty as he she seems she wouldn't.
Have (craft) gourmet food.

I believe it was Profession (Gourmet chef)

[Kaelaroth]

Belkar is definitely male,he has a stick that will extend when the right button is pressed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html) on him.

*trips* *chokes*
"Can't Breathe! Light fading! Slowly....."

[Emperor Demonking]

Belkar is definitely male,he has a stick that will extend when the right button is pressed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html) on him.

Are you trying to suggest that only males can have powerful magical items. Why can't females have magic items huh.

That comics not a double entendre unless you have a dirty mind.

[The Duskblade]

... Brain acid for all!

[Spiryt]

... Brain acid for all!

Gimme 5 ounces, please.

[wymarc]

wow... people on these boards are getting really bored.


can't wait till the 17th

[LM TR]

wow... people on these boards are getting really bored.


can't wait till the 17th

yeah they get so bored they even steal the avatar from the thread-opener :smallwink:

[the300]

yeah they get so bored they even steal the avatar from the thread-opener :smallwink:

Well belkar could be both after reading that comic a few post above, anyway stealing my avatar is just wrong..

[SKarious]

Easy. He's male: He's secure enough of his manhood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html)to embarass Roy

[Emperor Demonking]

Easy. He's male: He's secure enough of his manhood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html)to embarass Roy

She's acting.

[Regneva]

This is the silliest discussion I've ever seen in this forum.... No, even for the300's standards it is lame

Can anybody EVER show any EVIDENCE that belkar is female!? ONE evidence?

And its spelled DURKON for gods sake. "Dokur" ? "Duk" ?

[Emperor Demonking]

She kissed V, and Belkar thinks Vs a man.

[mockingbyrd7]

This is the silliest discussion I've ever seen in this forum.... No, even for the300's standards it is lame

Can anybody EVER show any EVIDENCE that belkar is female!? ONE evidence?

And its spelled DURKON for gods sake. "Dokur" ? "Duk" ?

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Belkar is whatever we want her to be! She's a homicidal halfling with a buzzcut and no bosom! So there!

If nobody sigs that, I will go Belkar on you all.

[Pepz]

just like V's gender is obviously Elf, Belkar's gender is now officially Chaotic Evil ;)

[Edea]

Belkar is a sexy shoeless god of war. That's all that matters.

[TDG]

Careful examination will reveal he is an adult male

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0140.html

Checkmate.

[Lord Herman]

Ah, but that might have been a bluff. No actual examination took place.

[Green Bean]

Ah, but that might have been a bluff. No actual examination took place.

The problem there is that actual observation would immediately invalidate the witness. It would be like asking an eyewitness to describe Cthulhu; the likelihood of insanity is far too great.

[Emperor Ing]

I think that this kind of thread is as ridiculous as a "what is a hobgoblin?" thread. :smallannoyed:

Belkar is MALE. *threadkill*

[Kish]

I think that this kind of thread is as ridiculous as a "what is a hobgoblin?" thread. :smallannoyed:
You shouldn't post things like that. It's so tempting...

[Darke]

you people rock out loud... and belkar is just too awesome to have a gender...

[SKarious]

Also, the Belkster loves ho's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html), and his interest in missions is directly proportional to the prospect of meeting hottie teenage sisters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0338.html) (smoking or otherwise).
This is a fun thread

[Green Bean]

Also, the Belkster loves ho's (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html), and his interest in missions is directly proportional to the prospect of meeting hottie teenage sisters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0338.html) (smoking or otherwise).
This is a fun thread

So you're saying Belkar might be a lesbian? :smalltongue:

[AslanCross]

I think I have suffered irreversible brain damage...dammej bhye lkng at diss thredd.

[TRM]

This is the silliest discussion I've ever seen in this forum.... No, even for the300's standards it is lame

Can anybody EVER show any EVIDENCE that belkar is female!? ONE evidence?

I had been under the impression that this thread was a joke, please correct me if I am wrong.

[mockingbyrd7]

Oh, it's a joke alright, it's just that some people have no sense of humor on this subject. We don't have anything else to talk about, but the people who can't come up with anything serious to talk about but want to talk about serious stuff hate us because we're not doing anything "worthwhile", only taking up bandwidth.

But there's nothing for us to talk about, so I find this thread very amusing.

[Gez]

I'm convinced now that Belkar is the butchest murderous homosexual lesbian halfling ever. Why, he looks just like Josiane Balasko in the movie French Twist!

[Emperor Demonking]

She's a female halfling who's acting because she bought up in a family with no femaale influence.

[Roderick_BR]

Add to the "male evidence" that Belkar used the male's bathroom :smalltongue:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0087.html

[Sc00by]

Add to the "male evidence" that Belkar used the male's bathroom :smalltongue:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0087.html

She probably did that to avoid the line in the ladies... :smalltongue:

She's also 'a sexy shoeless god(dess) of cooking remember :belkar:

[Regneva]

"Daddy needs some new skill points" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html)
"We thought its best she kept searching" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0035.html)
Belkar visiting the mens room (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0087.html)
"Ambiguously gendered pain in my ass" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0107.html)
"Unfashionable facial hair" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0111.html)
Careful examination will reveal that I'm an adult male (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0140.html)

Thats what I can find from the first HALF of the whole story. I didn't bother doing the second half because, well... It is lame.
This thread is over and done with.

[Spiryt]

"Daddy needs some new skill points" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html)
"We thought its best she kept searching" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0035.html)
Belkar visiting the mens room (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0087.html)
"Ambiguously gendered pain in my ass" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0107.html)
"Unfashionable facial hair" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0111.html)
Careful examination will reveal that I'm an adult male (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0140.html)

Thats what I can find from the first HALF of the whole story. I didn't bother doing the second half because, well... It is lame.
This thread is over and done with.

No one of "Belkar is she" is serious, it's obvious.
Even if this is not very good humor, people have fun with it, and I don't think that writing Belkar's masculinity proofs will end anything.

[mockingbyrd7]

Exactly. Belkar is FEMALE people!

[Kish]

This thread is over and done with.
Do you seriously believe that?

[Kai Maera]

I would just like to quote a great man in saying "Belkar are cantaloupe".

[John Campbell]

Assertion betraying excessively simplistic view of interpersonal relationships.

... Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

[sparkey477]

Belkar is not a cantaloupe! Belkar is an awakened zucchini diguised as a halfling lesbian, diguised as a male halfling, disguised as a cantaloupe, diguised as a halfling lesbian, diguised as a male halfling! Get that through your head people!

[BelkarPwnsAll!]

{Scrubbed}

[Rinquist]

{Scrubbed}

The combination of the above poster's avatar, username, signature, the subject matter of this entire thread, and the mod-added "scrubbed" text makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[DreadSpoon]

Belkar is the Snarl. It's obvious. Bent on destruction and homocide, chaotic to the core. As the Snarl, a being of pure chaos, is logically incapable of having something as definite as a gender, we can conclude that Belkar has no gender. He also has no race, class, name, nor form of his own. What we see and hear from Belkar is merely what our brains - built upon logic, order, and universal Law - put together to patch over what is otherwise incomprehensible.

[Strengfellow]

Belkar has agenda?

[lin_fusan]

Belkar can haz cheezburger.

[basilisk 89]

I can't believe only a single member of forum so far noticed how incredibly stupid this topic is. So let me be the second one to point this out.

My god, this topic is so stupid that I can't even laught at it. And that says a lot about it.

You get the :roy: award for this thread.

[Raroy]

Mocking things are all good and fun, with an amount of cleverness and wit. Done poorly they just come of as stupid and irrelevant. Much like this thread here.

[Strengfellow]

Don't look then, leave we intellectualy bereft to our own devices and we will extend the same courtesy to you when we deem your thread's / posts to be banal and lacking in merit or substance.

Just because your not amused doesn't mean others should be forbidden the pleasure of being silly for silliness sake.

[Emperor Demonking]

So are we all agreed that Belkars female.

[Haydenhawk]

How can belkar be female if he is always looking for hookers and whores and dont forget that when roy was telling the order of the stick that they had to go rescue his sister and belkar asked if she was hot, roy got disgusted and belkar said, "What belkar got no time for fuglies!" Then again, he or she could be lesbian?:smallconfused:

[Korias]

So are we all agreed that Belkars female.

No, we didnt. Belkar is 100% Masculine and he affirms it possibly every single comic that he appears in. The party refers to belkar as "He", Belkar refers to himself as a "Sexy shoeless GOD of war", and furthermore, he has his fabled Rod of Lordly Might. End discussion. In the Origin of the PCs, It states that Belkar is male. Get over yourselves: He is not a female, but he does have intrest in women. He is not the Snarl: Hes trying to prevent Xykon from getting to the other gates, remember?

[Emperor Demonking]

No, we didnt. Belkar is 100% Masculine and he affirms it possibly every single comic that he appears in. The party refers to belkar as "He", Belkar refers to himself as a "Sexy shoeless GOD of war", and furthermore, he has his fabled Rod of Lordly Might. End discussion. In the Origin of the PCs, It states that Belkar is male. Get over yourselves: He is not a female, but he does have intrest in women. He is not the Snarl: Hes trying to prevent Xykon from getting to the other gates, remember?

That's just his, thiers and ours impression of him, not facts.

[Korias]

That's just his, thiers and ours impression of him, not facts.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html

Belkar is affirming his Manhood. Also, if its His own impression of himself, that would make him male. After all, If he thinks hes a guy, hes probably a guy.

[Emperor Demonking]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html

Belkar is affirming his Manhood. Also, if its His own impression of himself, that would make him male. After all, If he thinks hes a guy, hes probably a guy.

He was making it up.

[lin_fusan]

Belkar haz hes bukkit.

[Haydenhawk]

Belkar haz hes bukkit.

I have no idea what this means but hel I agree with it!!!!:smallbiggrin:

[Emperor Demonking]

If you think Belkar's male speak now or forever hold your peace.

[Spiryt]

If you think Belkar's male speak now or forever hold your peace.

I think Belkar's male. :smallwink:

And next time, please speak louder.

[Emperor Demonking]

I think Belkar's male. :smallwink:

And next time, please speak louder.

Like this

Why is that.

[Bayar]

Belkar used the men's bathroom in Dorukan's dungeon. he is male.

[Emperor Demonking]

Belkar used the men's bathroom in Dorukan's dungeon. he is male.

She's pretending, its so obvious.

[Bayar]

ok, this is getting weird...

[Agalyon]

Belkar's gender? What's next? V's? in fact....that is an interesting topic that hasn't been discussed before. Also what the MitD is, man this thread has given me some great ideas :smallamused:

[Aeriander]

It's been said that Belkar has Haley under the "lust" category.
It's safe to assume he's a very angry little man.

[Rollin]

Of course, it's sometimes rumored that the OotS are characters in a role-playing game. On that theory, the player whose character Belkar is could be a man or a woman, or a committee of giant space cats.

[the300]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html

Belkar is affirming his Manhood. Also, if its His own impression of himself, that would make him male. After all, If he thinks hes a guy, hes probably a guy.

well hes trying to prove his manhood by carring it

[Green Bean]

well hes trying to prove his manhood by carring it

It's not healthy to carry around your manhood. He should probably get it reattached.

[Iranon]

just like V's gender is obviously Elf, Belkar's gender is now officially Chaotic Evil ;)

Does this differ from female in any meaningful way?

[One_Wolf]

It's quite simple really.

Belkar is obviously a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Duh.

-One Wolf

[rankrath]

It's not healthy to carry around your manhood. He should probably get it reattached.

quoted.

and does any1 else think this should be moved 2 the house of horrors?

[newcresty]

well, since it stated by belkar himself taht halflings of his/her village carries Lead Sheets to prove their MANhood, and, belkar carries a nice lead sheet with him, im going to risk myself and say he's a man =/

and for sake of the gods, he calls himself the BELKSTER, no way a woman could do that

and also, there a flawing point in all this belkar women idiot/funny wannabe theory, just 3 crucial words: Lack of Boobies

PD: Roy has boobies *snicker*

[Kaerbek]

He said daddy about himself, lesbians dont call themselves daddy.

How do you know? are you a lesbian? hmm... come on, we're family here, you can tell us xD


hahahaha my god, this is sooo ridiculous!!!

[Senex]

There are no women on the Internet.

Case closed.

[Fingolfin]

Hehe, well I have to admit i didn't expect that Belkar's gender would come into questioning. I think that shows my view on the matter :smallsmile: