Happy Birthday, Em

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Everyone wish my little sister a happy birthday. NOW.

[Em Blackleaf]

Hey... your sister has the same birthday as me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!
Oh!
Wait... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! :smalltongue:
Thank you!! :smallbiggrin:

[Dr._Weird]

*cowers*

Ha..

happy b-birthday, em Happy birthday, Em!

[ZombieRockStar]

Hey. Happy birthday-ness. Enjoy the next year or so.

[Midnight Son]

Woo Hoo! More happy birthdays! Now you're almost old enough for the people who are barely old enough to date to start saying how cute you are.:smallyuk:

Here's hoping you get lotsa loot, stuff yourself full of cake, and have a blast of a time.

[Exachix]

Have a happy birthday and a great AFONAL day.

or else.

[Jibar]

Happy Birthday To Em,
It's Good That It's You And Not Them,
You Really Are A Gem,
Happy Birthday To Em!

This one is purple, because I like purple.

[Em Blackleaf]

I like purple too!
It's not entirely your fault. :smalltongue:
Oh yeah, and thank you for the song! :smallbiggrin:


Have a happy birthday and a great AFONAL day.

or else.


Okay! I will! I swear! :smalltongue:
What is an AFONAL day, anyway?

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Have a happy birthday and a great AFONAL day.

or else.

Hey! No one threatens my sister but me!

Like this.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/Nny2/Stephsgonnadie.jpg

See? I'm just better at it.

[Lord Herman]

AFONAL day means Annual Flaunting Of Numbers And Lewts.

Happy AFONAL day, Em!

[Em Blackleaf]

AFONAL day means Annual Flaunting Of Numbers And Lewts.

Happy AFONAL day, Em!

Oh, I get it.
Thanks!

[Castaras]

Happy AFONAL day Em!

As a special treat I'll even let you play with my teddy! :smallbiggrin:

[FoE]

Happy Birthday, Em! I didn't get you anything, unless you want this thing in my pocket. (Pulls out poisonous snake) But, as a tribute to you, I promise to sacrifice a dozen virgins at the rise of the moon tonight in your name. The screams of the innocent shall echo throughout the night air in your honour!! :smallbiggrin:

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Happy Birthday, Em. May you...I hope you...Hmmm, what does one wish a thirteen-year-old? :smalleek:

Wait...I think I have it! Here's to another year of passing classes with flying colors, not getting various males killed by your brother, and of being well! :smallsmile:

[Icewalker]

Happy Birthtasticsomethingorother!

[ufo]

*whimper* Here I've used two days trying to find the connection to Krimm, and he just comes over and is like totally willing to say it's his little sister! Why!?

Happy AFONAL Em!

[Ichneumon]

Happy Birthday

[Pepz]

Happy Birthday, Em :)

[Zar Peter]

Happy Birthday, Em. May you...I hope you...Hmmm, what does one wish a thirteen-year-old? :smalleek:

Wait...I think I have it! Here's to another year of passing classes with flying colors, not getting various males killed by your brother, and of being well! :smallsmile:

What he says! (Oh, and I hope while your brother isn't killing various males who want to date you he is nice to you :smallsmile: )

Happy Birthday, Em!

[Vaynor]

Happy Birthday!

[Altharis]

Happy birthday Em!

Many walrusy blessings to you!

*Gives teh lewts*

And my birthday party was today too! Yay for coincidental birthdays!

I hope my tiredness isn't influencing my posts too much...
Altharis

[Dispozition]

Happy Birthday Em, hope you have fun and all that jazz...*was always bad at happy b'day thingies*

Ermmm...Yeah, just have a good one.

[Kaelaroth]

Yaaay!

Happy Birthday!

May it be a rich, cake-and-present filled affair!

[bosssmiley]

Happy AFONAL day Em!
Now get off the tube-o-webs and go do something more fun!

[Sir_Norbert]

Yay! Happy birthday! :D :D :D Have some cake, I made it specially.

*sends cake*

[LCR]

Happy Birthday!

Thirteen's a great age. Not as great as sixteen or eighteen or twenty (my favourite age so far), but you'll manage.
I also think that thirteen's the age at which you might call yourself a teenager. Which means you are now morally allowed to get drunk!

[Cyrano]

13, eh?
Your entire school year will be a mess of twisted relationships and scorn, mixed together with a rabid dislike of your teachers and the terrible, terrible realisation you have 9 months, 3 weeks left to go.
Happy Birf day! 13's a great age.

[Volug]

Its not a birthday without.... COOKIES!!!
cookies for everyone!
http://nuklearpower.com/images/cookie/cookie05.jpg

Em: I sent you some a private batch:smallwink: EDIT: no i dont think you our anyone here is a canserous pizza faced mutant... It cures that stuff any way:smallamused: . AND gives you a +3 saving throw bonus to all you saves!!!!

((can you guess who that guy is on the left?
HINT:...... i dont think you need a hint! you know me:smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: :smallwink: ))

and my birthdays tommorow!! WOOT FRUIT!!

[Zephra]

Woooot!! Happy Birthday! hmm... for your birthday blessing...

May you not have the mentality of a 13 year old your whole life, but enjoy it while you do! (yeah, that was pretty good)

[wadledo]

Reserved for something appropriately epic and poetic when I get over my splitting headache.

Happy day of your birth, Em!

[AtomicKitKat]

May you live for many exponentials of your current age!

*Sings "Age Ain't Nothin' but a Number". Badly, since he only really knows that one line.*:smallwink:

[Pyro]

D'anna speaks truth. Beware the annoying cliques and two week relationships.

Anyway Happy Birthday.

I made a capitalization error just for you!

[Matthew]

Happy Birthday, Em.

[SurlySeraph]

Happy birthday, Em! Don't assume that being a teenager means you should be angsty - that was my mistake. Have fun!

[Ego Slayer]

Happy Birthday, Em! >hug< :smallsmile:

*throws a large cake in Em's general direction*

[Evil_Pacifist]

Happy birthday! One year closer to your death... (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/MrFX313/Todayismybirthday.jpg)

[Artemician]

Well well.. quite the party we got going on here, eh?

I'll join the others in wishing you a Happy Birthday, though I doubt the rest of the year will be so. The older you grow.. the harder life gets. Oh.. what I wouldn't give to be 13 again... to be able to run through the fields and forests, carefree as a lark-

*pause*

Hey, wait a minute. Why'm I talking like this! I'm only 14! Noo! It must be Algebra! I blame Algebra!

[Vhaidara]

Happy B-day, Em owner-of-a-sickeningly-cute-avatar Blackleaf!

[Cruxador]

Wow, a lot of posts quick. You must be popular, Em. anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!11!!11!one

now you're old enough that you o people you know are probably drinking, remember: If you think you haven't had to much to drink, you probably have, and don't drink around people you don't know are okay when they're drunk, because you never know what could happen when you're both drunk. Ofcourse, if you stay sober, it's a lot easier. :smallbiggrin:

Do I sound like some annoying parental type?

[wadledo]

Some words of advice:


Sad is our youth, for it is ever going,
Crumbling away beneath our very feet;
Sad is our life, for onward it is flowing
In current unperceived, because so fleet;
Sad are our hopes, for they were sweet in sow-
ing.
But tares, self-sown, have over topped the wheat;
Sad are our joys, for they were sweet in blow-
ing.
And still, O, still their dying breath is sweet;
And sweet is youth, although it hath bereft us
Of that which made our childhood sweeter still;
And sweet is middle life, for it hath left us
And nearer good to cure an older ill;
And sweet are all things, when we learn to prize
them,
Not for their sake, but She who grants them or
denies them!
Aubrey Thomas De Vere
Enjoy it while you can.

[Miraqariftsky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EM BLACKLEAF!*warning:(a not-so-Shakesperean sonnet from yours truly)

May ever well be the way ye wend,
And may ever glorious be thy end.
May the heavens bless thy honour,
And may never ye awake to horror.

Seek ye the honoured path,
And never shall pursue thee, Wrath.
Keep true, the righteous way,
But also, enjoy thyself well, I pray.

May ye fear naught upon the field,
And may ever fair be thy fare.
May never be barren, thy dragon's lair,
And may ever true be thy faith, thy shield.

Be thou joyful, young mistress Em,
On this, thy birth-anniversary!
Lady of Blackleaf, de vivre, creme
May ye ever joyful be!

[MandibleBones]

Happy Teenage Inaguration Day, Ms. Blackleaf. Enjoy being thirteen - and better yet, enjoy watching OTHER people have to be 13 :)

Remember to laugh in the coming year - you surely will when looking back on it, even if it all seems so serious now.

[smellie_hippie]

Birthday Birthday Birthday!

Happy Birthday Em! :biggrin:

[Vonriel]

Happy AFONAL day, Em!

Some birthdayAFONAL day advice: If your brother starts giving you trouble, use your status as princess of the family to make him regret it. :smallwink:

[Haruki-kun]

Teen already? Congratuations!!!!

Happy Birthday, EM!!!!!!

[Trog]

*Trog saunters into the festivities*

Happy Birthday, kid. Let's see if "Uncle" Trog has a gift for you here.

*Rummages around in vest. Pulls out Mithril cigarette case of holding. Opens it and yells in.*

Hugo! You still got that pony Trog told you to hang on to?
...
Hmm... no Trog doesn't think she wants a bite of the last leg. :smallsigh:

*reaches in and fishes around... pulls out a diamond tiara* SSSHING!! Sparkle sparkle.

Here kid. Trog hereby makes you a princess or something. Now go and paint a castle pink and purple or whatever it is princesses do for fun nowadays.

*A large green scaley hand reaches out from the cigarette case and sets down two cans of paint. One pink and one purple.*

Hugo. Trog doesn't even want to know why you had those. :smallannoyed: :smallsigh:

*wanders off to eat cake and hit on your mom*

[CurlyKitGirl]

A small tabby cat wanders into the thread purring. She walks up to Em. She is wearing a purple collar with a note on it. The note reads:



Happy Birthday Em!
Hope you like cats because she's yours.:smallbiggrin:
-Curly

[Em Blackleaf]

I love cats!

Thank you everyone!!
I feel loved! :smallbiggrin:

[Ceska]

Have a good one. And now to sing you a song from my country:

Unsre Em jo die sui lebn
sui lebn wo'a imma's'a lebt
sui lebn in glonz und schimma
so Em die kriag'ma nimma.


.... not getting various males killed by your brother...
Except she's okay with it...

[Em Blackleaf]

Have a good one. And now to sing you a song from my country:

Unsre Em jo die sui lebn
sui lebn wo'a imma's'a lebt
sui lebn in glonz und schimma
so Em die kriag'ma nimma.

Ooo! What language is that?

[Ceska]

"German". Actually it's Styrian dialect although I think every Bavarian should understand it (thus all Austrians but Vorarlberg and all Bavarians but Franken since that's a different cultural group if you want so).

[onasuma]

Happy birthday, although i think it might be a bit late in the day.

[Madmal]

don't worry, you're not only one late

Feliz Cumpleaños Em

[Em Blackleaf]

You're not late.
It's still my birthday.
Where I am at least.
Thank you!!

[Eldred]

Wahey! Happy B-Day, Em! *pulls party popper*

A gift... a gift...

You like diamonds, right? *hands over a pack of cards*

Enjoy! :smalltongue:

[iamkoolerthanu]

Happy Birthday!!!

[Xyk]

Happy birthday! You get the honor of your own post! and a holiday on jupiter!

[RocketBard]

Happy birthday, Em!

Bon Anniversaire!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Happy Womb Liberation Day, Em.

In honour of this auspicious occasion, have the logic center of my brain. Hell, I never use the bloody thing.

*hands Em a sizable chunk of hardware*

[Em Blackleaf]

Thanks everybody!
I got a teeny tiny digital camera, a bunch of hair ties that I seriously needed, a $40 gift card to my favorite clothing store, a CD, a CD player (and it's purple!), and some nail polishes.

It was fun.
I had sweet and sour pork for dinner. I had a marble cake with chocolate frosting, M&Ms and chocolate chips on top. :smallbiggrin:
I just stayed home with my family.

[Thes Hunter]

Happy BIRTHDAY!

Yay! Sounds like you had a good day. And Yay! more Virgos! Like I said before, they are da best. :smallwink:


And to go along with all the other advise you are getting in this thread let me give you a little more..... Plastics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU2pKPTX_f0).