Agents of Bill's Bail Bonds GO TO HELL!!! (ic)

[jakarta]

"AN THO KNEE! ANTHONY JENKINS! YOU MISSED YOUR COURT DATE BOY! DON'T MAKE ME SEND SOMEONE AFTER YOU! COME INTO THE OFFICE ANTHONY! SAVE YOURSELF A BEATING BOY! COME INTO THE OFFICE!"

"We now return to Conflicting Vows (the paladin soap opera), sponsored by Bill's Bail Bonds."

Bill steps back from the scy camera. He films and transmits his adds from his office/bar/clubhouse.

Over on one end are tables with 'clients' handcuffed to the tables. Bill graciously lets them buy beer and snacks and pay the bards while awaiting trial. These are the clients he trusts not to cause him trouble, but doesn't trust to show up for court without 'encouragement' and escort. The trouble makers are in the HOLE.

Other tables are for clients that are being 'detained for their own protection'. Those who would maybe show up for court on their own, but have partners who would probably interfere. These clients mix with clients of other services. Those paying Bill to protect them. Those waiting for Bill to find something for them.

The middle of the bar are for selected 'friends' who are allowed to be actual customers of the bar. Cops. Clerks. Other bondsmen. Lawyers. 'Trusted' former clients of various services.

The far end is for AGENTS. People who do jobs for Bill. People Bill sends after other people.

You are Agents. Bill thuds over. Like a mountain walking.

"WE GOT COPIES OF THE WARRANTS AND SERVICE DOCUMENTS FOR ALL OF YOU. WE GOT SHACKLES FOR ALL OF YOU. YOU GET HANDS ON THEM YOU SHACKLE EM.

WHO YOU WANT TO GO AFTER FIRST? ASMODEOUS OR ORCUS? NO ONE KNOWS WHERE SATAN IS. ASMODEOUS IS IN HELL. ORCUS IS IN THE ABYSS.

HOW YOU WANT TO GET THERE? ON THE SHIP, OR SO I HAVE TO PAY FOR A PLANE SHIFT?"

[samduke]

evie listens to bill while drinking a fine ale, looking over her would be comrades, waiting to see what choice they may make It mattered little to her which they went after first. The ship was ready knowing it could shift planes with ease deciding not to answer bill just yet.

[Ahus]

“Ah William, you ask these questions as if we needed your assistance in transiting the planes.” The voice seems to come from a vacant spot at the table, however as it is heard the place is filled by a hooded figure. Nothing about him seems remarkable at first blush assided from the degree to which he seems unremarkable particularly in these surroundings. Beneath his hood Alys’ facial features and body structure appears Elven, however as Alys’ finishes speaking his tail drops a scroll into his clawed hand, the only indication that he may be something else.

[greenpotato]

Yana is as big as a horse, her blue feathers and wings contrast the yellow scales of her 10 limbs. "I say Asmodeus first, though it matters little" as she looks around her colleges for affirmation.

[Genth]

Yana may be as big as a horse, but George is as big as... a really HUGE horse. A twenty foot tall horse, if said horse was able to stand on two legs... At any rate, the Golem is not permitted to walk on the wooden floors of the bar, and so Bill had, rather kindly, put down some stone slabs so that he could take part. He also, under the explanation of OPTICS!, had given George a former tavern display piece - a flagon the size of a small bathtub, filled with resin to look like a foaming beer. With a clank, every 45 seconds the golem brings the advertisement up to his lips with a CLANK. He makes an odd sight indeed, the overly-detailed muscularculture of his forged form mostly covered by a t-shirt specially made, and a leather jacket that must have needed several cows to make. Thankfully, his maker did not feel the need to get too many details below the waist right, with the effect that he looks somewhat like he is wearing greaves and shorts.

"If You Ask Me, I Would Go To Hell First. Asmodeus Is First In Alphabetical Order. This Would Make Finding The Paperwork Easier." he intones, voice rumbling like a furnace.

[Triskavanski]

Speaking of horses of course there was Rocking Horse.
The source of a jingle of course, nary did his song nor rhyme cause remorse.

The rock and roller looked up at the golem. taking a moment to take in the fact he wasn't the tallest or biggest person in the room. Nor did he have the most amount of limbs.

"Yeah man, like we should go after asmod first.. cause like Orcy is like.. a total bonehead. But like, if we need to go to the other planes, I've got the rifts for that man."

[greenpotato]

"So we are settled on Asmodeus then Bill" Yana says with a nod to the others "And it looks like we can make out own way there"

[Ahus]

Alys scoffs as his tail retrieves the scroll and puts it back in his pack. “Clearly, Asmodeus is just going to come in quietly.”

Briefly Alys rolls a coin over his clawed fingers and a collection of Duplicates separate from his seat. A moment later duplicate Alys’ appear near the bar, and Alys is once again seated in his place, with his drink miraculously refilled.

“Let us not go off without performing our due diligence. Asmodeus is a formidable opponent.”

[samduke]

Alys

“Let us not go off without performing our due diligence. Asmodeus is a formidable opponent.”

Evie walking over to Alys, Just what do you have in mind for such an undertaking?

[Ahus]

“I recommend that rather than flying off to HELL without thinking that we logically approach the capture of Asmodeus and come up with a plan. We need to figure out what we are dealing with, and ways to fight smarter not harder. I for one would rather draw our opponent out choosing the time and place of our engagement rather than trying to storm it’s castles.”

Knowledge(Planes) (39) check understanding of Asmodeus abilities etc.
Knowledge(Religion) (40) check for information regarding Cults to Asmodeus

[Ahus]

Double post as roller didn’t like compound rolls.

[roll0] +34 +[roll1] Knowledge(Planes)check understanding of Asmodeus abilities etc.
[roll2] +34 +[roll3] Knowledge(Religion) check for information regarding Cults to Asmodeus

[samduke]

k the planes [roll0] information regarding Asmodeus & understanding of Asmodeus abilities etc.

[samduke]

double post - sorry forgot to roll cohort as well

information regarding Asmodeus & understanding of Asmodeus abilities etc.
Knowledge (religion) +18 [roll0]
Knowledge (the planes) +18 [roll1]