Maelynn
2018-08-20, 07:42 AM
I doubted whether to post this here or in the Friendly Banter forum, but since this is very edition-specific I decided it would be most appreciated here.
Disclaimer: I didn't write this, I just found it on Facebook and thought it was very funny. Apparently it was originally published in a D&D magazine.
Dragonlance Rhapsody
Tanis: Is this my real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Where do the stars hide?
Why does evil close in on me?
Raistlin: Hourglass eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm not a weak mage,
I know the truth, you see.
There will be Dragons Blue, Dragons White,
Dragons Good,rise to fight.
Any way the War goes
Doesn't really matter to me Ð to me.
Tas: Tanis, just look at me!
Found a purse all full of gold!
Oh, it's yours? Well, then I'll hold
Tanis - please let go of me!
I swear I thought you'd thrown it all away!
Sturm: Tanis hey, let him go.
He didn't mean to take your cash.
We must be off to find the Lance tomorrow;
Caramon, Caramon:
Where is Kitiara?
Kitiara: I'm late, to meet my firends.
Sent men to the front line
Greatest power wil be mine.
Good-bye, everybody,I've got to go,
Gonna leave you all behind and lead my troops.
Tanis (ooo-ooo), you deserve to die.
Behind my back you've fallen for Laurana
Laurana: I see a little Qualinesti in your soul,
Tanthalas, Tanthalas, can I be your companion?
The memories you're fighting,
That human woman's frightening me!
Tanis: Kitiara (Kitiara), Kitiara (Kitiara)
Kitiara Uth Matar
A Dragonlord!
Flint: I'm just an old dwarf, everybody bugs me.
Chorus: He's just an old dwarf, but he's still family.
He'll give his life so that we can be free.
Caramon: Easy go, easy come. Everybody thinks I'm dumb.
Chorus: Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb?
Chorus: Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb!
Chorus: We do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Oh, brother Raistlin, brother Raistlin,
Brother Raistlin, where'd you go?
Raistlin: To Takhisis, she's a black robe set aside for me
For me
For me!
[musical interlude, headbanging, etc.]
Sturm: So you think evil dragons can beat the good guys?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh Lady you might do this to me, Lady
But you'll never win out,
You'll never defeat Good and Right!
Tanis: Paladine has triumphed
Check the skies and see.
Evil has no place here
We're free.
Disclaimer: I didn't write this, I just found it on Facebook and thought it was very funny. Apparently it was originally published in a D&D magazine.
Dragonlance Rhapsody
Tanis: Is this my real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Where do the stars hide?
Why does evil close in on me?
Raistlin: Hourglass eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm not a weak mage,
I know the truth, you see.
There will be Dragons Blue, Dragons White,
Dragons Good,rise to fight.
Any way the War goes
Doesn't really matter to me Ð to me.
Tas: Tanis, just look at me!
Found a purse all full of gold!
Oh, it's yours? Well, then I'll hold
Tanis - please let go of me!
I swear I thought you'd thrown it all away!
Sturm: Tanis hey, let him go.
He didn't mean to take your cash.
We must be off to find the Lance tomorrow;
Caramon, Caramon:
Where is Kitiara?
Kitiara: I'm late, to meet my firends.
Sent men to the front line
Greatest power wil be mine.
Good-bye, everybody,I've got to go,
Gonna leave you all behind and lead my troops.
Tanis (ooo-ooo), you deserve to die.
Behind my back you've fallen for Laurana
Laurana: I see a little Qualinesti in your soul,
Tanthalas, Tanthalas, can I be your companion?
The memories you're fighting,
That human woman's frightening me!
Tanis: Kitiara (Kitiara), Kitiara (Kitiara)
Kitiara Uth Matar
A Dragonlord!
Flint: I'm just an old dwarf, everybody bugs me.
Chorus: He's just an old dwarf, but he's still family.
He'll give his life so that we can be free.
Caramon: Easy go, easy come. Everybody thinks I'm dumb.
Chorus: Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb?
Chorus: Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb!
Chorus: We do not think you're dumb.
Caramon: I'm not dumb, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Oh, brother Raistlin, brother Raistlin,
Brother Raistlin, where'd you go?
Raistlin: To Takhisis, she's a black robe set aside for me
For me
For me!
[musical interlude, headbanging, etc.]
Sturm: So you think evil dragons can beat the good guys?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh Lady you might do this to me, Lady
But you'll never win out,
You'll never defeat Good and Right!
Tanis: Paladine has triumphed
Check the skies and see.
Evil has no place here
We're free.