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deworde
2018-08-22, 03:21 AM
For me, I think it would have to be the last two panels of "OMG".

If I ever get the chance, that'd be my request at a con.
RMS Oceanic
2018-08-22, 04:40 AM
"Mazel tov on the Dad thing" is the only logical choice.
Supermagle
2018-08-22, 05:06 AM
"With my ultimate power of the thunders, I, Thor, smash this entire dungeon to shattered ruins, each piece no larger than a man's fist. Then, I return to Asgard to woo goddessess and drink an ocean's worth of beer. Huzzah!"
From here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html
Zyzzyva
2018-08-22, 11:53 AM
"With my ultimate power of the thunders, I, Thor, smash this entire dungeon to shattered ruins, each piece no larger than a man's fist. Then, I return to Asgard to woo goddessess and drink an ocean's worth of beer. Huzzah!"
From here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html

Yeah, that's pretty much the only possible winner.
martianmister
2018-08-23, 12:06 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0079.html)
Sesquedoodle
2018-08-23, 12:11 PM
Supermagle's suggestion is what I would have to go with.

I'd also really like to hear Tom Hiddleston say, "Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination."
jwhouk
2018-08-23, 09:29 PM
What about having Noah Syndegaard do it instead?
Nilan8888
2018-08-30, 02:04 PM
Supermagle's suggestion is what I would have to go with.

I'd also really like to hear Tom Hiddleston say, "Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination."

My god, if an OOTS animated series or audiobook ever god off the ground, it would be FANSTASTIC if they could get those two to read the lines of Thor and Loki.

They don't have a huge presence either, so they could probably get it done with one or two days worth of work for the whole thing.
Grey Watcher
2018-09-01, 02:04 PM
I'm cheating a bit, because it's not just one line, but I'm gonna go with arguing with Hel over the fate of specific dwarven souls.
gamingfreak10
2018-09-11, 11:25 AM
"It's pretty much all downhill after your world's been Thor'd, am I right? I mean of course I'm right, duh, still a god."

That line feels straight out of Ragnarok or Infinity War.
Gift Jeraff
2018-09-11, 03:24 PM
I'd rather Cate Blanchett read Hel's lines.