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ArlEammon
2007-09-19, 02:31 PM
So who would win a battle? Xerxes'es army of Persians or the Towers of High sorcery?
Catch
2007-09-19, 02:37 PM
So who would win a battle? Xerxes'es army of Persians...

This is probably how it'd play out:


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dsuursoo
2007-09-19, 02:44 PM
chuck norris would win.

nuff said.
PlatinumJester
2007-09-19, 02:57 PM
chuck norris would win.

nuff said.

Clint Eastwood would come along and pop a cap in Chuck's arse before killing Mr T, Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal. Nothing gets in the way of the Clint.
Cyrano
2007-09-19, 03:15 PM
An asteroid.
GimliFett
2007-09-19, 03:27 PM
An asteroid.

Nope, he'd squint at it and it'd change course. :smallbiggrin:
MandibleBones
2007-09-19, 03:31 PM
Well, from the celebrity warriors showing up, apparently Mr. Rogers wins.
RationalGoblin
2007-09-19, 05:17 PM
So who would win a battle? Xerxes'es army of Persians or the Towers of High sorcery?

The Tower of Xerxes of course.
Hell Puppi
2007-09-19, 08:35 PM
Depends....are we talking pre- or post-Raistlin towers of high sorcery?

I think Raist could take 'em, but I'm a fangirl of his so my opinion doesn't count.
de-trick
2007-09-19, 08:45 PM
a first level commoner would win they would use all the powers to kill each other then the commoner finishes them all off
dsuursoo
2007-09-19, 08:47 PM
wait, no, i got it.

jesse ventura would win. him and roddy piper.
RandomNPC
2007-09-19, 08:50 PM
an army of fighters vs. an army of wizards.... lets let the best fight it out.

a really skilled fighter vs. a powerfull wizard

or more simply

who would win, a fighter or a wizard?
dsuursoo
2007-09-19, 08:51 PM
depends, i think, on who rolls better.

unless the wizard can keep distance. then he's got a small advantage.
OverdrivePrime
2007-09-20, 07:53 AM
I think the main question is if the sorcerers can cast 5th level spells. The secondary question is if they have access to the various "Complete ____" books. If so, Xerxes peeps are pretty much hosed. Even the Tome of Battle can't save them.
GimliFett
2007-09-20, 08:22 AM
wait, no, i got it.

jesse ventura would win. him and roddy piper.

No way! Captain Lou Alabano and Junkyard Dog, FTW! :smallbiggrin:
Holy_Knight
2007-09-22, 03:41 AM
No way! Captain Lou Alabano and Junkyard Dog, FTW! :smallbiggrin:

Better yet, Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells as live action Mario and Luigi. Game over, man. Game over.