tsuyoshikentsu
2007-09-20, 08:04 PM
Repost from here. (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=926582) Thought you'd like it. Go there and read the rest; they're pretty good too. Oh, and Phoenix_Inferno is a rather prolific poster on the CharOp boards, if you didn't know.
Tsuyoshikentsu: Okay, so tell me again about Eberron.
Phoenix_Inferno: Okay, watcha wanna know?
TK: Eberron is live now, right?
PI: Yeah, it's live, but it ain't 100% live. I mean, you can't just walk into a... game store, roll an Artificer, and start playing away. I mean, they want you to play it in your home campaign or certain designated games.
TK: And those are RPGA games.
PI: Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to play it, and if you're the DM of a RPGA game, it's legal to run it. It's legal to use it, but, but, that doesn't matter, because... get a load of this, all right, if you get stopped by a DM in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to character audit you. I mean, that's the right the DMs in Amsterdam DON'T have.
TK: Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm ****in' going.
PI: I know baby, you dig it the most.... But you know the funniest thing about Europe is?
TK: What?
PI: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same **** over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just, theirs is a little different.
TK: Example.
PI: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a splatbook. And I don't mean just like no Complete Psionic, I'm talking about Serpent Kingdoms. And in Paris, you can buy a splatbook in McDonald's. And you know what they call an... an... an optimized build in Paris?
TK: They don't call it an optimized build?
PI: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** an optimized build is.
TK: Then what do they call it?
PI: They call it a build with cheese.
TK: A build with cheese. What do they call a munchkin?
PI: Well, a munchkin's a munchkin, but they call it le munchkin.
TK: Le munchkin. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a roleplayer?
PI: I dunno, I didn't read "What's a DM to Do?" ...You know what they put on Druid 20 builds in Holland instead of Natural Spell?
TK: What?
PI: Wild feats.
TK: Damn! (Laughs)
PI: I seen them do it man, they ****in' drown them in that ****.
TK: Yuck.
Tsuyoshikentsu: Okay, so tell me again about Eberron.
Phoenix_Inferno: Okay, watcha wanna know?
TK: Eberron is live now, right?
PI: Yeah, it's live, but it ain't 100% live. I mean, you can't just walk into a... game store, roll an Artificer, and start playing away. I mean, they want you to play it in your home campaign or certain designated games.
TK: And those are RPGA games.
PI: Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to play it, and if you're the DM of a RPGA game, it's legal to run it. It's legal to use it, but, but, that doesn't matter, because... get a load of this, all right, if you get stopped by a DM in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to character audit you. I mean, that's the right the DMs in Amsterdam DON'T have.
TK: Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm ****in' going.
PI: I know baby, you dig it the most.... But you know the funniest thing about Europe is?
TK: What?
PI: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same **** over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just, theirs is a little different.
TK: Example.
PI: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a splatbook. And I don't mean just like no Complete Psionic, I'm talking about Serpent Kingdoms. And in Paris, you can buy a splatbook in McDonald's. And you know what they call an... an... an optimized build in Paris?
TK: They don't call it an optimized build?
PI: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** an optimized build is.
TK: Then what do they call it?
PI: They call it a build with cheese.
TK: A build with cheese. What do they call a munchkin?
PI: Well, a munchkin's a munchkin, but they call it le munchkin.
TK: Le munchkin. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a roleplayer?
PI: I dunno, I didn't read "What's a DM to Do?" ...You know what they put on Druid 20 builds in Holland instead of Natural Spell?
TK: What?
PI: Wild feats.
TK: Damn! (Laughs)
PI: I seen them do it man, they ****in' drown them in that ****.
TK: Yuck.