Laserlight
2019-01-17, 12:04 AM
Tonight's session:
Dramatis Personae: Count Strahd; Serana the Sweet, paladin of the love goddess Sune; Heavenly Feather, promiscuous noblewoman and tempest cleric.
Count Strahd approaches and says "I see you have accepted my invitation to visit. Did you bring her, as I told you to?"
Serana: (outraged, tearful) No, we didn't! She's not a thing and she doesn't belong to you!
Count: This whole land belongs to me. I am the lord and master here.
Serana: But you don't have any right to her! You can't force her to love you!
Count: Ah, but she will, eventually.
Feather: "Eventually"? I got her into bed in less than two hours from the time I first met her.
DM: ...Roll initiative.
Dramatis Personae: Count Strahd; Serana the Sweet, paladin of the love goddess Sune; Heavenly Feather, promiscuous noblewoman and tempest cleric.
Count Strahd approaches and says "I see you have accepted my invitation to visit. Did you bring her, as I told you to?"
Serana: (outraged, tearful) No, we didn't! She's not a thing and she doesn't belong to you!
Count: This whole land belongs to me. I am the lord and master here.
Serana: But you don't have any right to her! You can't force her to love you!
Count: Ah, but she will, eventually.
Feather: "Eventually"? I got her into bed in less than two hours from the time I first met her.
DM: ...Roll initiative.