KorvinStarmast
2019-02-25, 08:53 AM
I am not sure how recent this joke is, but it got me chuckling. It's the kind of comment a player or DM will make at the table that will likely elicit groans.
https://i.stack.imgur.com/6dyEo.jpg
(Drow speak with an Australian accent because they come from a land down under).
I'd like to suggest we collect a nice pile of groan inducing One Liners for the use of all and sundry in getting our fellow players and DMs to groan at the table.
Criteria:
a. One sentence or less.
b. Include a pun or play on words
c. Optional inclusion: the table's reaction the first time you dropped that line on them.
It's OK to include the "set up line" if the one liner was set up by a particular situation or comment by someone else at the table.
Lets get groaning! :smallbiggrin:
(I'd prefer 5e specific gags, but general D&D gags are OK)
We had one last week that got me groaning. We met a very old human who was known for keeping a pile of lore and during the conversation it became clear that he was a warlock during his adventuring career. The interaction was going OK as we had a meal together. For reasons that only make sense at our table, our host leaned forward and broke wind.
And of course, our rogue immediately quipped "Ah, so that's an eldritch blast"
Groans erupted
https://i.stack.imgur.com/6dyEo.jpg
(Drow speak with an Australian accent because they come from a land down under).
I'd like to suggest we collect a nice pile of groan inducing One Liners for the use of all and sundry in getting our fellow players and DMs to groan at the table.
Criteria:
a. One sentence or less.
b. Include a pun or play on words
c. Optional inclusion: the table's reaction the first time you dropped that line on them.
It's OK to include the "set up line" if the one liner was set up by a particular situation or comment by someone else at the table.
Lets get groaning! :smallbiggrin:
(I'd prefer 5e specific gags, but general D&D gags are OK)
We had one last week that got me groaning. We met a very old human who was known for keeping a pile of lore and during the conversation it became clear that he was a warlock during his adventuring career. The interaction was going OK as we had a meal together. For reasons that only make sense at our table, our host leaned forward and broke wind.
And of course, our rogue immediately quipped "Ah, so that's an eldritch blast"
Groans erupted