TheNerfGuy
2019-03-16, 08:13 PM
Essentially, I'd like to hear moments from your sessions that you found hilarious. Obviously, these include fails, epic fails, ad everything else under the sun. I do wonder, however, if there are other, similar threads as this one. In which case, just consider this one just another one of those.
I'll start things off, and I'll list 3 that's happened so far. These are the only ones that come to mind.
1: We were having a crossover campaign (our group is split in two, and we have two DMs as a result). Our mission: Retrieve a book on making fudge from a powerful sorcerer because our contractor is a Far Realm entity who has more interest in baking than eating humanoids. Anywho, one of the obstacles on our way through this sorcerer's icy realm was a bunch of snow mounds...that concealed feral Gnolls. One of the other group who was with us was a diplomancer who happened to speak Gnoll. My DM did not know that, and she used her diplomancy skills to get us through that encounter without any damage. My DM was expecting the boss Gnoll to have driven my Big Stupid Fighter's face into the ground by the time we got through that area, and the look on his face was priceless.
2: We were in a tower that used to be infested with undead (we wiped out the hostile ones and left the skeletons who were simply cleaning and ignoring us alone). There was a floor with 5 doors and 5 switches that correspond to said door: Crystal, Hide, Iron, Stone, and Clay. We pulled the crystal lever, and a Psion Killer construct came out and attacked us. We got out, and our rogue/illusionist ventured back up there to retrieve an artifact we found and he wound up pulling the clay switch. Cue Clay Golem appearance, and cue grudge match between contructs. Psion Killer won, so he pulled the iron switch and got an Iron Golem in. Iron Golem rofl stomps the Psion Killer, so he pulls the hide and stone switches. The Flesh Golem gets rofl stomped, but the Stone Golem messes up the Iron Golem before going down. when all of this was going down, the rest of us ventured back up and ended up finishing off the Iron Golem with a Comet Fall spell. Our DM was expecting us to spend the time and kill the Golems one by one instead of letting them grudge match each other to death.
3: This one was recent at the time of writing. We were walking through the forests to the side of a mountain when we came across six Forest Giants; four of them wore full-plate masterwork armor and wielded masterwork longswords, and the other two were mining. We failed to stealth our way past them and ended up having to fight when they wanted to eat us. The illusionist cast Major Image and took away their AoOs, so I cast a Split-Ray'd Enervation at one of the miners who was hurling rocks at us (and had made his save). He had been weakened previously, and it ended up killing him. The DM ruled that, since a level drain spell killed him, he would rise as an undead. Our fighter who was accosting the now-undead giant got away, albeit with an AoO in his face. Cue grudge match between living and undead giant, so those two were effectively out of the fight. We watched them duke it out after taking out the armored giants; the living one won, and our pure fighter finished him off while our illusionist tried to interrogate him. Cue laughter from the epic fail.
Anyway, what might your funny moments be?
I'll start things off, and I'll list 3 that's happened so far. These are the only ones that come to mind.
1: We were having a crossover campaign (our group is split in two, and we have two DMs as a result). Our mission: Retrieve a book on making fudge from a powerful sorcerer because our contractor is a Far Realm entity who has more interest in baking than eating humanoids. Anywho, one of the obstacles on our way through this sorcerer's icy realm was a bunch of snow mounds...that concealed feral Gnolls. One of the other group who was with us was a diplomancer who happened to speak Gnoll. My DM did not know that, and she used her diplomancy skills to get us through that encounter without any damage. My DM was expecting the boss Gnoll to have driven my Big Stupid Fighter's face into the ground by the time we got through that area, and the look on his face was priceless.
2: We were in a tower that used to be infested with undead (we wiped out the hostile ones and left the skeletons who were simply cleaning and ignoring us alone). There was a floor with 5 doors and 5 switches that correspond to said door: Crystal, Hide, Iron, Stone, and Clay. We pulled the crystal lever, and a Psion Killer construct came out and attacked us. We got out, and our rogue/illusionist ventured back up there to retrieve an artifact we found and he wound up pulling the clay switch. Cue Clay Golem appearance, and cue grudge match between contructs. Psion Killer won, so he pulled the iron switch and got an Iron Golem in. Iron Golem rofl stomps the Psion Killer, so he pulls the hide and stone switches. The Flesh Golem gets rofl stomped, but the Stone Golem messes up the Iron Golem before going down. when all of this was going down, the rest of us ventured back up and ended up finishing off the Iron Golem with a Comet Fall spell. Our DM was expecting us to spend the time and kill the Golems one by one instead of letting them grudge match each other to death.
3: This one was recent at the time of writing. We were walking through the forests to the side of a mountain when we came across six Forest Giants; four of them wore full-plate masterwork armor and wielded masterwork longswords, and the other two were mining. We failed to stealth our way past them and ended up having to fight when they wanted to eat us. The illusionist cast Major Image and took away their AoOs, so I cast a Split-Ray'd Enervation at one of the miners who was hurling rocks at us (and had made his save). He had been weakened previously, and it ended up killing him. The DM ruled that, since a level drain spell killed him, he would rise as an undead. Our fighter who was accosting the now-undead giant got away, albeit with an AoO in his face. Cue grudge match between living and undead giant, so those two were effectively out of the fight. We watched them duke it out after taking out the armored giants; the living one won, and our pure fighter finished him off while our illusionist tried to interrogate him. Cue laughter from the epic fail.
Anyway, what might your funny moments be?