Werewolves VS. robots

[smart thog]

Who would win?

[RationalGoblin]

Gary Gygax.

[FoE]

Lord Voldemort.

[Em Blackleaf]

What about robotic werewolves?

[smart thog]

How would a robot get infected with Lycanthropy? Maybe some werewolf drool got in the robots motor oil?

[Dihan]

Or Wererobots?

EDIT: Ninja'd :smallannoyed:

[Em Blackleaf]

How would a robot get infected with Lycanthropy? Maybe some werewolf drool got in the robots motor oil?

Well, it's a robot, programmed to think it's a werewolf.
Hey, that would be really cool...

[smart thog]

Hmmm. Lets compare

Werewolves


Big and strong
Fast
Cunning
has claws and fangs



Robots

tireless
See above
has all online info at disposal
has lasers

[eidreff]

*Removes batteries*

heh heh, thats one for the werewolves then.

[Raiser Blade]

I think that if the robots had auto targeting systems and any kind of ranged weapon they could decimate the werewolves.


On the other hand werebots would only function when the moon is full making them less usefull than regular "bots".

[Catch]

"Robots" is such an ambiguous term.

Are we talking about Asimov robots?
Star Wars robots?
Transformers?
Cylons?
Sentinels? (Marvel or Matrix)

Etc.

[Em Blackleaf]

"Robots" is such an ambiguous term.

Are we talking about Asimov robots?
Star Wars robots?
Transformers?
Cylons?
Sentinels? (Marvel or Matrix)

Etc.

Transformers. Because they would win.

[Supagoof]

Um...robots. Because if the two went head to head...

A. Robots would not wear out or give up at the change of the moon.
B. Werewolves would not know how to remove a robots batteries. They'd be puppies attacking the steel cage.
C. Using example B, except that the steel cage fights back.
D. Robots, using their knowledge of everything download able, would simply find silver to kill the werewolves with.
E. Terminator. 'Nuff said.

[BanjoTheClown]

How about a Robot with a Magical Tumor? :smallsmile:

[Trog]

E. Terminator. 'Nuff said.


How about a Robot with a Magical Tumor? :smallsmile:

Eeets Nodda Tooo-mor [/Schwartzenegger]

Silver coated robots FTW.

[Hephaestus]

How would a robot get infected with Lycanthropy? Maybe some werewolf drool got in the robots motor oil?

No, Some of the robot would have to be human... Like a friend of mine. He's half Decepticon, half vampire. Then he got bit by a werewolf a few months back. Now he's a got lycanthropy... We pray he doesn't die and become a lich, We don't think he's got enough room on his character sheet to add anymore templates.

As for the robot v.s. werewolves. Kefka would win. Right after zombies won.

[Burrito]

Well, according to Futurama, robots can be turned into Werecars. From the Project Satan episode. Of course, to kill them you have to jam a silver potato into the tailpipe.

[Lord Magtok]

No, Some of the robot would have to be human...

But then it wouldn't be a robot. It'd be a cyborg. Which could still kick werewolf butt.

[LordVader]

Robots would win, hands down. Titanium metal outer casings for the win.

And lasers. Gotta love them lasers.

[Hell Puppi]

Werewolves. Just 'cause.

[smart thog]

Now the respective bad things

Werewolves

Only at full power under full moon
Need a lot of food
Vunerable to silver

Robots

Preporgarmed tactics
Need a lot of electricty
Vunerable to rusting

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Saberwulf from Killer Instinct would unify the two opposing forces and they would overrun the world.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Transformers. Because they would win.

Hey, alright. My sister does have brains.:smalltongue:

[smart thog]

You know, after thinking about it I realized that werewolves and robots are similar. Werewolves have claws, robots can have claws. Werewolves can jump high, robots can use rocket feet. You know, in many ways werewolves are natures robots.

[Em Blackleaf]

Hey, alright. My sister does have brains.:smalltongue:

Yer darn right.

[Supagoof]

You know, after thinking about it I realized that werewolves and robots are similar. Werewolves have claws, robots can have claws. Werewolves can jump high, robots can use rocket feet. You know, in many ways werewolves are natures robots.

Werewolves bleed...
Robots leak...

Werewolves die from Silver
Robots die from....magnets maybe? (And not from rust. You're thinking the tin man from the wizard of oz. :smalltongue: )

um, where was I. Oh yeah, comparisons....

Robots are very strong
Werewolves are very strong

Robots can survive in space
Werewolves..are very strong. :smallamused:

[PhallicWarrior]

I say we go for WoD werewolves, most plusses.

They can regenerate, but fire and silver stops that, as do chemical warfare. However, WoD werewolves are very strong and in most cases (I had an athsmatic werewolf for a while in a WW game a while back.) Are very hard to wear down even with the proper countermeasures.

As for robots, I say we use the T-101 as a standard, bulletproof, lots of redundant systems, and knowledge of nearly every weapon ever made.

Make of that what you wish.

[Icewalker]

In a fight between Werewolves and Robots, the winner would be...Joss Whedon. Because, as clearly shown by Firefly, he is a god.

[Lykan]

B. Werewolves would not know how to remove a robots batteries. They'd be puppies attacking the steel cage.


:smallannoyed:

[Raiser Blade]

If the werewolves had any brains they would upload windows vista into the robots and let them system error themselves to death.

[Vaynor]

Sorry, but what the hell could a werewolf do to a well-built robot? Scratch its paint job?

[eidreff]

Wolves and dogs are genetically the same. Ever seen a dog pee against electrics? (Never intentionally)

Plus narrative causality dictates that the underdog (ouch sorry) always finds a weakspot. It's just like the wheel bouncing away down the road after any kind of smash. It will just happen.

[Em Blackleaf]

Sorry, but what the hell could a werewolf do to a well-built robot? Scratch its paint job?

That was the perfect argument.

[North]

Silver Robots for the Win!