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Iamdead7
2007-10-06, 11:35 PM
Not sure if this is the best place to put this but whatever.

In most of it's RTS's, Blizzard makes units say funny things when you click on them a lot, so what are some of the things your characters would say?

I'll come up with some in a bit

Skjaldbakka
2007-10-06, 11:37 PM
Not my character, but from an RPG I like to play:

"Go for the eyes Buu, go for the eyes!"

"Like a shadow I am"
-I will sometimes mutter this when I roll a nat 20 on a hide check.

Nerd-o-rama
2007-10-06, 11:52 PM
Daveon Salieri, student paladin:

Creation:
"For King, Country, and Credit!"

Selected:
"Yes?"
"So, what's the plan?"

Move:
"On my way."
"Waypoint, ho!"
"Hmm. I see."

Attack:
"Dol Arrah, light my path."
"Sorry about this."
"SMITE EVIL!"

Annoyed:
"Yes, dad."
"Listen, I know Crusader's a better class. Just shut up about it already."
"I swear, I thought that thing with Roxy was part of the admissions process! Roxy and Anissa. And Amizath may have been involved at some point. I was drunk, dammit!"

Optionally, break that last one up into one soundbite per sentence.

Raolin_Fenix
2007-10-06, 11:59 PM
Wizard Rensen, currently fourth-level gestalt Wizard//Warlock. Ridiculous old (well, middle-aged) man, has no idea about his warlock heritage, and is way too excited about being a wizard, even from first level. Sort of Hiro-esque. Highest skill is Intimidate, at +20, but somehow manages to fumble every time he attempts, while his targets roll high.

Created:
"I'm a Wizard!"

Selected:
"What can I do for you?"
"Yes?"
"Wizard at your service."

Annoyed:
"Right, deep breaths."
"He can't keep this up forever."
"He can't even keep this up for the next six seconds."
"Because that's how long it takes me to cast--"
"MAXIMIZED DISINTEGRATE!"
"... Okay, maybe I didn't prepare it."
"Okay, maybe it's outside my power entirely."

Alternate Annoyed:
"I say."
"Do you know what's very funny?"
"A man dressed in women's clothing."
(*sounds of wind blowing and crickets chirping*)
"...."
"Tasha's Hideous Laughter!"
"See, he got it."
"What?"

Commanded (Move):
"Arright."
"Sure thing."
"You got it."
"Ha! Too simple a task for a Wizard of my calibur!"

Commanded (Attack):
"Hey, watch this. This is going to be great."
"What could go wrong?"
"*incomprehensible babbling, preferably in brutally mangled Greco-Latin*"
"You tangle with the wrong Wizard!"
"Fortano! Fordidyamar!"*
"Welp, I've got another date with unconsciousness. Back in a few hours."

Death:
"Who's surprised? Hurk...."
"Ugh! Not agaaaaiiiiin...."

*Joke at the expense of Neverwinter Nights, in which that was pretty much the only thing anyone ever said when spellcasting.

Ralfarius
2007-10-07, 12:13 AM
I've actually completed this exercise on the WoW forums ages ago. Let's see if I can recall... Think in terms of Warcraft, a no-nonsense orc hunter with a worg companion. Most phrases would be followed by some growling, snarling, or howling on the part of the worg companion unit.

Creation:
I've come to serve the Warchief.

Select:
Yes.
I am here.
Where am I needed?

Movement:
Understood.
Let's move.
I am able.

Attack:
The hunt is on.
Move in!
Ravage, kill! - This is referring to the worg companion unit

Annoyed:
What do you want?
Don't waste my time.
Our time could be put to better use.
I'd mind your hands around that worg.

Why not take it a step further? If this unit were a hero unit from WCIII/Frozen Throne expansion, he would be an agi-based unit, focused on regular-unit killing, with a ranged bow attack and three abilities to improve with level. I'm thinking an arrow volley, targeted AoE for damage over a short time. Perhaps a placeable trap, similar to a witchdoctor's totem, activated by hostile units and slowing all hostile units in a given area. Lastly an activated ability similar to a mountain king's avatar or demon hunter's metamorphosis, increasing damage of himself and the worg companion for a duration.

Wowee, talk about a tangent. Hopefully didn't make myself look too much the fool, there.

Solo
2007-10-07, 12:20 AM
All the lines from Monty Python's Black Knight.

ForzaFiori
2007-10-07, 12:25 AM
mine would be a hero in Warcraft.
a Troll Spearthrower (just like the ones in Warcraft II)

(all of these would be with the accent of the trolls (essintially Jamaican), something i cannot for the life of me write in)

Creation:
The shaman sent me

Selected:
Yea man?
What you want me kill? (a throwback to warcraft II)
What needs doing?

Annoyed:
Dont make me use this spear.
I can stick it somewhere NO ONE wants it.
You think i'm kidding, dont you?
Thats it, I'm leaving.

Movement:
Whatever you say boss.
Lets go!
we move!

Attack:
Kill them!
For the Tribe!
For the Chieftain!

Thanatos 51-50
2007-10-07, 12:33 AM
Jakob Nightbreeze: NG Human Rogue/Cleric

Creation:
"I heard you needed a subtle touch"

Selected:
"Wheres the fire?"
"Locked and Cocked."
"Whats the mission?"

Annoyed:
1)("Yes, yes, I have maxed my Listen skill, you know."
2)("Thats right, I just broke the Fourth Wall."
3)("What are you gunna do about it?"
4)("Clicking on me? Thats mature."
5)("You're a bigger jerk than that Dwarf."
6)("You know, I've also maxed my Hide and Move Silently."
7)("And have the Stealthy feat."
8)([Sound effect which sounds like a crossbow firing]

Move:
"Proceeding with all due caution."
"Its probably a trap."
"They'll never seeee me..."

Attack:
"I love soft cover."
"Jugular, Carotid, Brachail, Femoral..."

[Special Attack: Only when attacking Zombie Kobolds]
"Another Zombold?"

<Assuming Skills/Spells are in place are in place>
[Special Command: Heal Other]
"Bumbling fool."
"Roger."

[Special Command: Heal Self]
"Okay, I messed up."
"Ding! All better!"

[Special Command: Hide]
"Already on it."

[Special Attack: Dropping Hide and attacking]
"You're not observant enough to live"
<Any regular attack command>

Death:
"I have 5,000 GP worth of diamonds!"
[Gutteral, possibly cliche Death sound]

RoboticSheeple
2007-10-07, 01:16 AM
Favorite Character: 'Zeke Shortbranch (Rogue, assassin)

Creation: Time to kill.

Selected:
Poisons readied.
It wasn't me.
Trust no one.

Move:
Running away, now!
I walk away, quickly
Where's my damned horse gone to? (he did have a skeleton horse he rode)

Attack:
I only need one shot.
Making it count.
delivering a killing blow.

Attacking a non-sneak attackable creature:
No good.
Team, this is why I've let you live.
running away in 6 seconds.

Annoyed:
I don't carry antidote
The contract doesn't say you need to live
innocents are covered as collateral damage
I killed you 3 rounds ago

Dervag
2007-10-07, 04:32 AM
Favorite Character: Dervag (barbarian, never got to do much with him because the players drifted apart).

Creation:
"My search continues!"

Selected:
"Yes, captain?"
"Renown awaits!"
"Have we found a worthy foe?"

Attack:
"YAAAGH!"
"Charge!"
"It is a good day for someone else to die!"

Annoyed:
"I am Dervag!"
"Son of Brago Bladebreaker!"
"Son of... never mind, I can tell you aren't listening."
"I left my village on a great quest!"
"The spirits commanded me to seek that which has always been hidden!"
"Was it too much to ask that they warn me it was fated to remain hidden?"
"Your other warriors, they move like crippled yaks!"
"Lucky for you you have a real warrior! Strong! Resourceful! Bold!"
[bleating sound in background]"AAAAH! GOAT! RUUUN!"*

*Dervag's tribe holds that goats are spiritually unclean animals and avoids them even more energetically than Jews avoid pigs.

Death:
"Hey, y'all! Watch this! AARGHAARGHaargh..."


For the record, Dervag is a serious character, but the style is on the humorous side because of the campaign flavor he was created in. So while he takes himself seriously, you don't have to.

Nero24200
2007-10-07, 04:55 AM
For my current character Rissi (Halfling Rogue, Common isn't his first language)
Creation:
"Rissi heres"

Selected:
"Yippers?"
"Yous need Rissi?"

Attack:
"SNEAK ATTACK!"
"Aieeee!"

Annoyed:
"Eeps"
"Er...Rissi lets you live if you leaves now..*gulps*"
"Quick, whats that! No reallys, somthing behind yous! Turn attention away from Rissi"

Death:
"Oh f-"

For my one of my previous characters, Orrick "Dragon"slayer (Dwarf Fighter, The Dragon part of his name was origonally Goblin, it upgraded every time he got a bigger kill)
Creation:
"A'm 'ere!"

Selected:
"About bloody time, point me tawards the enemy!"
"Got somthing on me beard?"

Attack:
"Yer mine!"
"Just lie doon now, it'll make this quicker"

Annoyed:
"Ye want this hammer up yer arse? Keep going"
"Wheres one o' them pansy healing human clerics when ye need one?"

Death:
"*gasp* Me beard! *kills himself, much to the style the samurai in Return to Arms kill themselves when you reduce their HP to 0*

For my one of my previous characters, Kaddaz Kabal (Human Paladin, was a bit of a womanizer, even called his sword "Lady Integra"
Creation:
"I have arrived"

Selected:
"What do you need?"
"Hmmm?"

Attack:
"I'll introduce them to Lady Integra here"
"May the gods sway my hand"

Annoyed:
"Damm, I'll need to get another paladin to lay hands on me now...sure hope it's a female one"

Death:
*Generic death cry*

Pauwel
2007-10-07, 04:56 AM
Irios Ignatiem, anarchist illusionist/rogue.


Creation:
A powerful and mighty wizard at your command! Oh, how delightful.

Select:
Ahem?
Prepared to unleash imaginary hell, sire.
What shall I utterly destroy?

Movement:
Why, certainly.
I shall arrive there shortly.
No doubt my task will be of the utmost importance.

Attack:
They will never truly comprehend the nature of their demise.
*grins*
Your minds shall be ravished, your bodies shall become empty shells!
Their fear shall become their doom.

Annoyed:
You are only approaching unescapable torment.
Please stop that.
I said, please stop that. *sound of cackling energy*
If I were you I'd worry about your head spontaneously exploding; you never know.

Waspinator
2007-10-07, 05:00 AM
If I'm playing my wizard who dabbles in Necromancy:
"I am not dead yet!
I can dance and I can sing.
I am not dead yet!
I can do the Highland Fling.
I am not dead yet!
No need to go to bed.
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead!"

If my Druid:
"Transform and roll out!"

Ranis
2007-10-07, 05:00 AM
"Fight, fight, fight the evil monsters!"

(Good lord is playing a bard boring in combat...)

axraelshelm
2007-10-07, 05:26 AM
Orc cleric/barbarian with the hunger and destruction domain.

Have you got anything to eat round here?
Grab and go
Ill tenderise them
food for fault
It clobbering time
I hunger for food

The Glyphstone
2007-10-07, 05:33 AM
Viktor Frykenstein - Transmuter/Fleshwarper, graft expert, all-round nutjob, and my favorite character I ever made...

Creation:
"At last, a finished product..."

Select:
"Yeeeeeesss?"
"What can Viktor do for you today?"
"Need a doctor?"

Move:
"Well, Viktor could use the exercise."
"Time to go make a house call."

Attack:
"Let's do some body work!"
"Spare parts, coming right up!"
"Come, come dance with Viktor....DANCE!"

Annoyed:
"Stop poking Viktor already..."
"Surgery is a very delicate task and should not be interrupted..."
"Viktor can't concentrate on his work if you keep doing that..."
"You're making Viktor angry...you won't like Viktor when Viktor is angry..."
"Howbout if Viktor grafts that mouse right up your [Family Friendly Website] - will that be enough?"

Dervag
2007-10-07, 06:26 AM
"Fight, fight, fight the evil monsters!"

(Good lord is playing a bard boring in combat...)Well, it is if you try to compose song lyrics on the fly and you aren't well versed in the epic poetry of the medieval and ancient era (as a bard would be, since that's pretty much their job description).

Dihan
2007-10-07, 06:34 AM
Master Nathaniel Ramkin, Human Binder

Creation:
"I am bound to your service"

Selected:
"What are my commands, what what?"
"Absolutely spiffing!"

Move:
"A man of esteem - like myself - shouldn't be walking!"
"Tally ho!"

Attack:
"Ha ha! You seem to be bleeding quite profusely!"
"I say..."
"Where's my bodyguard when I need him?"

Annoyed:
"You dare incur the wrath of pact beings?"
"*mumbles incoherently* Sorry? I was just making a pact with a powerful creature... So don't anger me!"
"How would you like to be subjected to the incessant nagging of beings long dead? I thought not..."
"You see these horns? Yes, soon they'll be in your gut"

Anxe
2007-10-07, 09:33 AM
Anxe, the Elven Thief

Creation: Lets get moving
Selected: How'd you find me?
Just a second.
Yeeesss?
Move: I'm a go over there now.
Scout time.
Where's my horse?
Attack: Oh yeah! It's on!
SNEAK ATTACK!
I'll just shave that one shall I?
Annoyed: Would ya quit it?
It wasn't me.
Stop touching me.
I'll call the police!
*Dials* I'd like to report a child molester. Lives at the address of (This is where if they'd registered the game online it would take that address and put it mechanically in here)
Death: Stupid Necklace. (This is an inside joke for my group if they see this.)

Orzel
2007-10-07, 09:53 AM
Juan Wan Ortizz, Human fighter/rogue/fireballer

Creation:
"Flaming sword is here."

Selected:
"What does ju want?"
"Ju called?"

Move:
"Is this where the elf women are?"
"Where ju want!"

Attack:
"Toma!"
"Yo no hablo ingles. YO HABLO BURNINATION Y FIERY APOCALYPSE FROM THE SKY. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Burn them I well"

Annoyed:
"Leave me 'lone"
"Shhh. I'm busy."
"Just because I know only 1 spell doesn't mean I'm not busy."
"How about I poke ju with mi flaming sword."

Death
"I not dead. I sleep"
"So cold. I HATE COLD!"
"(Whatever is Ignan for certain M word)"

Lord_Gareth
2007-10-07, 10:09 AM
Endeca Spellweaver, Archmagus of Chaos (Wizard 20/Wild Mage 10/Chaos Mage 10/Archmage 5)

Creation
*Explosion* "That was on purpose, I swear."

Move
"Oooooh, -that- way."
"Wait, I think I've been there already..."
"Huh? Oh, right."

Attack
"Neither of us has any idea what I'm doing!"
"Kittens, ATTACK!"
"Meow."
"C'mon, smile, it's only life and death!"

Annoyed
"I'm telling you, it was an -accident-."
"Do you -want- me using this Rod of Wonder?"
*Disturbing magical sound* "Uh, should that portal have tentacles reaching through it?"
"I'm getting irritated - hey, a squirrel!"
"If you're going to keep poking me there, we may as well find a bedroom. Hey, you're kinda cute..."

Thanatos 51-50
2007-10-07, 10:19 AM
Jakob Brain DeBardouche - AKA Falcon - Half-Elf Scout

Creation:
"Jandia Calls, and I answer!"

Selected:
"Orders, sir?"
"My Bow for Jandia!"
"My Hatchet for Jandia!"

Move:
"Not a problem."
"With speed and stealth."
"Falcon en route."

Attack:
"Good! Not an ally!"
"Sighted."
"Arrows away"

[Special attack: Attacking a team-mate only]
"Oh, no, not again!"

Annoy:
"What?"
"I'm only here becuase Jandia demands it!"
"My father is a Drill Sargent, you know!"
"I'm NOT incompentant."
"Nevermind me shooting the cleric."
"Or the Field Commander"
"Or the Mages."
"You know, if I shoot you, everybody will think its another accident?"

Death:
"Why did I shoot the Cleric?"
"Cleric!"

<Note, this charecter tedns to accidently/almost accidently shoot his allies. Its funny.>

Eldritch_Ent
2007-10-07, 10:26 AM
Ahh, characters characters characters. Which to choose. Which would be funniest. Which would... Ahh yes.

[Chu'Atha, Gestalt Telepath/Wizard NN Mind Flayer]

Notes: Is obsessed with magical research. Pursues material wealth only inasmuch as it pertains to spellcasting. Always speaks telepathically.

Summoned- Ugh, Field Research again?

Selected-
Yes?
Out with it...
Come on, hurry up...

Moving-
I should have prepared Expeditious Retreat today...
What, no Mount
Wouldn't you rather I just Teleport there...?

Attacking-
What a juicy looking target...
Alright, but I'm charging extra...
Sometimes the direct approach is best.

Under attack- Who's interrupting my studies?

Death- You'll get my Simalacrum bill later...

Annoyed-
(Loud sucking noises) Don't bother me. I'm eating.
(Muffled curses in Undercommon)
Could you stop that?
You have no idea how many spells I have going right now...
Why, If I fail even one Concentration check...
(Loud Explosion) See?
If only I could get past your Spell Resistance...

Querzis
2007-10-07, 10:55 AM
Olaf Svenson, Human barbarian/ranger (I just took levels in Ranger when I got level 20 in barbarian, we didnt want to do epic characters).

Creation: «I'm the number one!»

Selected: «Yeah, whats up?»

«My axes are ready.»

«It seems you really cant do anything without the mighty Olaf Svenson.»

Move: «Go left? Could you tell me go North, East, West or South instead? I know those ones.»

«I'll be there before any of you!»

«Bah, stupid wizard with teleport.»

Attack: «Why are we attacking them? Have they done anything evil?»

«Oh yeah that...well then, I'll RIP THEM APART!»

«Well since you dont want to surrender I got another question for you guys. You want me to use my bloody greataxe or my merciful greataxe?»

«POWER ATTACK! GREAT CLEAVE! IMPROVED GRAB!» «Olaf they are dead already» «Look I'm really pissed off right now so I want to hit something and better them then you» «Yeah...and why did you grab that elf woman?» «I was lonely.»

Annoyed: «You have nothing better to do?»

«Its kinda sad really.»

«Even after drinking ten beers you are still as annoying as ever»

«I think I'll use the bloody axe for you.»

«You are still there? I must have failed my intimidation.»

Death: «Well that was close, I only got a few hit point left. Dang my rage went off...ARGH!» (its really the only time I died with him).

P.S. The bloody greataxe is a custom magical weapon.

Prophaniti
2007-10-07, 11:07 AM
Mine would be Nerak, a Kobold sorcerer/dragonheart mage. I love running this little bastard just for the fact that he's probably the most powerful mortal kobold (without divine assistance) in the world. And he dreams of becoming a Lich...

Creation:
The Power of the Dragon lives within me.

Selecting:
Yeeesssssss? *ends in a hiss that turns into a growl*
What do you want?

Moving:
Very well.
I'll do as you ask... for now.
Perhaps it will be worthwile.

Attacking:
They will burn.
Death approaches.
There will not be enough left in the ashes to tell what I killed.
Unleash the Fury of the Wyrm!

Annoyed:
You cannot understand the power you toy with.
You plan on keeping that hand?
Darastrixethe Petisse Vorastrix svent gak Terunt*can be replace by any rant in draconic or something that can be passed off as draconic*

Death:
The *cough* soul of *cough* the Dragon *hack* cannot... die!! *dies*


As a Lich only a few things would change.

Creation:
I am reborn in the glory of the Dragon.

Death:
Fool! You think you've won?! I AM ETERNAL!!!*voice fades away*

He was a really serious and single minded little kobold, only cared about getting more power. I should add more funny lines for the undead version, but I cant think of any... and I should be working anyway:smalltongue: I'm pretty sure the reason Kobolds dont rule the world is that they haven't read RotD.

Moff Chumley
2007-10-07, 11:12 AM
Well, I DM, so my brother's (late) monk:

Creation: Monk! Woot!
Move: stoopit railroad plots...
Attack: FEAR MY 1d8 UNARMED ATTACK!
Annoyed: Monks are not underpowered!
Death: I still think monks are awsome.

Moff Chumley
2007-10-07, 11:14 AM
Well, I DM, so my brother's (late) monk:

Creation: Monk! Woot!
Move: stoopit railroad plots...
Attack: FEAR MY 1d8 UNARMED ATTACK!
Annoyed: Monks are not underpowered!
Death: I still think monks are awsome.

ufo
2007-10-07, 11:21 AM
My Gnome Wizard, currently level 5:

Creation:
Ready to blast.

Move:
Are the enemy over there?
Yes, yes, I'm on my way.
Why all this walking?!
This will cost you extra.

Attack:
Finally!
Hah!
See you down there!
I bet this will get me extra pay.

Annoyed:
Quit it already!
I hope the paycheck is good, this is more than I can take.
Stop it, or I'll blow you to smithereens!
I'm serious!
...Please, stop!

Death:
Oh [censored].

Quietus
2007-10-07, 11:33 AM
Rojoro Fuego, a three-quarter dragon barbarian(Mechanically half-dragon, mix of red/gold)

Creation:
"Where's the fire?"

Selecting:
"What now."
"Hrm?" (Sounds more like an inquisitive growl)

Moving:
*Snorts*
"Better than doing nothing..."
"Try and keep up."

Attacking:
"NOW we're talking!"
*Bestial roar*
"About bloody time!"

Annoyed:
"Keep your hands off of me."
"I'm warning you..."
*Low, feral growl*
"That's it!" *Pouncing roar*
*Sound of crunching bones* "Tastes like chicken."

Proven_Paradox
2007-10-07, 11:44 AM
Cyrick Bladebreaker, a sword-and-board crusader:

Creation:
"My blade is justice, my shield is honor."

Move:
"It shall be done."
"Send me where my shield is needed."
"Heironeous guide my path."

Attack:
"For justice!"
"Repent, or thy life is forfeit!"
"Thy blades shall shatter in the sight of my light!"

Annoyed:
"Yes, I know. Tell me what needs doing."
"Seriously, I'm listening. Why do you keep poking me?"
"I wonder if the Shield Ward feat would help me keep you from poking me like that..."
"That's enough! Keep poking me like that and I'll be forced to unleash an Elder Mountain Hammer on you!"
"What? YES, I know I'm using a sword! NO, it's not a hammer! That's just how it works!"
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrgh..."
"FURIOUS COUNTERSTRIKE!" *Sound of clashing steel*

Death:
As his shield breaks in half, "No... NOOOOO!"

Alex12
2007-10-07, 11:51 AM
Kelar Sharpeye, a level 5 human kineticist
Creation:
"I have escaped!" (reference to his backstory)
Move:
"Good idea"
"Let's get out of here."
Attack:
"I have plenty of power points left"
"So, which energy type should I use..."
"*Insert one of the energy types here* RAY!"
"Augmented energy attack, *censored*!"
Annoyed:
"Hey, I'm meditating here!"
"I escaped from slavery into this?"
"Wizards are not better than psions!"
"Well, okay, maybe they are."
"But at least we're easier to figure out."
Dead
either
"I knew I should have been a Seer!" or "I knew I should have been a Nomad!"

Iamdead7
2007-10-07, 11:51 AM
George Bulst - Human Cleric of Kord


Created: For the glory of the Brawler!

Selected:
This is a strange land!
My foes will know the fury of my fists!
Kord will guide my hand!


Move
On my way!
I can get there fast! Because I don't need full plate!
Where ever I may do good!

Annoyed:
Damn that old woman!
Don't make me grapple you!
Why is my build going to suck later on!?
Improved Grapple is not a useless feat!
Can I get a +1 right hand?

Death
I go to Ysgard, to fight until the end of the heavens!

Toric
2007-10-07, 01:23 PM
Herschel, Halfling Cleric w/ Healing & Feast domains, a chef.

Creation:
"Can we make this quick? There's a roast in the oven."

Selected:
"What, did somebody lose an arm again?"
*Ding!* "Roast is ready!"
"I guess SOMEBODY has to heal the masses...."

Move:
"I'm going, I'm going..."
*Huff, huff* "Are you trying to kill me??"

Attack:
"Yes yes, righteous fury and all that...."
"Gotta break some eggs to make an omelet."

Heal:
"Try to STAY healed this time!"
"You wouldn't need this if you'd been more careful."
"Out of the way, holy man at work!"

Death:
"I see a tunnel.... There'd better be food at the end of it....."

Annoyed
"I serve a higher power..... No, you're not it."
"Oh, you found my shopping list!"
"Let's see.... oregano, cheddar, pork...."
"Broccoli, ruby dust, diamond dust..."
"A few diamonds for your fighter buddy. 'Just in case,' ya know..."
"Okay, you want to hear something interesting? Fine. I once out-drank an ogre. Happy?"
"Who cares if I'm immune to all ingested poisons?"

psychoticbarber
2007-10-07, 01:49 PM
Martin Pale, Enchanter with a strong focus on Divination and Illusion

Creation: I knew you wanted me, and I came.

Movement:
I'm going.
This is where I'm meant to go.

Attack:
Now you belong to me.
None of this is real, except the dagger in your heart.
I have seen your future, and it ends here.

Annoyed:
You just remember who I am.
Two words: DOMINATE PERSON

Death:
Why would you put me on a battlefield?

Penguinizer
2007-10-07, 02:11 PM
My current monk I'm trying to get through to a campaign.

"What Wall"

"What Tank"

"What Horse"

CockroachTeaParty
2007-10-07, 02:40 PM
Ulysses, male gnome bard in a game I'm in.

Creation:
"Brothers in song, sing on!"

Selected:
"How may I be of service?"
"Orders?"
"Charmed."

Move:
"Give me that horizon!"
"Onward, the road awaits!"
"Give to me the life I love!"

Attack:
"It had to come to this..."
"Impede my path no longer!"
"For freedom!"

Bardic music / spell casting
"*ahem.*"
"I'm in tune."
"Inspired!"

Annoyed
"I seem to have misplaced my fiddle..."
"Have you heard any good songs?"
"What about riddles? I could always use more riddles."
"No, I don't have a pot of gold under the rainbow."
"I can contribute to this fight! Just watch me!"
"Oh dear, one of my strings has broken..."

Unscrewed
2007-10-07, 02:56 PM
For my Cleric, Torm.

Created: "For Law and Lore."

Selected:
"I am ready"
"What is the mission?"
"Any dragons? No? Ok, I'm in.

Move:
"I'm going, I'm going."
"Gad, why did I wear full plate."
"Keep an eye out for dragons."

Heal:
"Next time, know your opponent."
"You ought to know that I won't always be here to help."

Attack:
"Be purified by the light of Aueron's knowledge!"

Annoyed:
[unpriestly word]
[Celestial swearword]
[Draconic swearword]

Afraidofsharpie
2007-10-07, 03:38 PM
Janis Firestarter, a level 13 NE female Pyromancer (Homebrew)

Creation:
'Time to Burn'

Selected:
'Wotcha want?'
'Som' thin' needs burning?'
'I love the smell of burning flesh in the mornign'

Move:
'Ooh more stuff to burn over there'
'Gonna leave a trail of ash for th' others'

Attack:
'Let's see how hot ya can take it love'
'Red don't got nothing on me love'*
'3000 degrees and climbing'

Attacked:
'Somebody got a death wish?'
'Good I needed a new torch anyways'

Annoyed:
'Do you really want to do that love?'
'You're flammable love'
'The Druids won't let me back in the forest'
'Nor will the fey'
'Most villages are off limits too...'

* One of Janis's traveling companions is a young red dragon and the two constant compete to see who can start the biggest fires.

ArmorArmadillo
2007-10-07, 04:02 PM
Grendel Ix'Lereten
N Half-Elven Totemist

Creation
"One thousand beasts heed your call."

Select
"You desire my service?"
"You have need of me?"
"Your designs?

Move
"Seems reasonable."
"I suppose."
"I can do that."

Shape Soulmeld
*Growl corresponding with magical beast*

Attack
"Mark them hunted..."
"The fittest shall prevail..."
"Nature judges them..."

Annoyed
"Look at me, I have a tail!"
"My mom is not a manticore! It's a class!"
"Incarnum is from a different part of the world...that's all!"
"I don't know why it's blue!"
"I'm just as good as a warblade!"
"I could hit you 72 times in 6 seconds if I wanted to!"
"I need more sourcebooks..."

Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
2007-10-07, 04:08 PM
Edehel, Elven Archer

Creation: "Hey, why not?"

Select: "I'm needed?"
"Bow's stringed, quiver's full..."
"Need a pincushion?"

Move: "Where's a dwarf when you need one"*
"Coming..."

Attack: "BOOYAH!"
"Which eye don't you need?"
"They shouldn't have done that."

Annoyed: "Please don't."
"I mean it."
"These arrows aren't just for show."
"Do you like your life?"
"YOU INSULT MY RACE, I INSULT YOUR CORPSE!"

Yuudai
2007-10-07, 06:26 PM
Yuki (no last name), Cleric Celestrial (CG homebrew rules, worships a dragon god, paladin wantabe) (18h level, in a cmapain that leavels us every time we kill a boss)

Created: "Allow me to cure your wounds..or break open heads

Selected: "praying praying praying....what can't you see I'm praying?"
"Oh, your going to make me do the job..why don't you jsut have the OH so mighty Lighting wizard do it?"
'you know the one that cast lighting in small exposive labs?
..gods knows I be toast if he ever tried to kill me
"...I should have been a wizard...



Annoyed:
"mace, Hammer, Mace, hammer..the enterinal question
..that is if you don't have a Wraith blade! (home brewed item)
I will make your mind explode with hlal's might!....thats not 'evil' right?
'....please don't hurt me..'
"er..can we talk this out?"



Alternate (undead) Annoyed:
TURN UNDEAD
TURN MORE UNDEAD
SEERING LIGHT
...there stil not dead or runing..um...RETREAT
commanded (Move):
"I have full plate..I'm not moving far..
I shall move wiht a dragons speed...a very very heavy dragon with its wings clipped..
...FOR +4 TO HIT! (double time)

Super MAgic Attack
Hlal's BREATH (flame strike)
SUPER BALL OF DOOM (alt form I was given to amke up for the fact that..i do so much)

Commanded (Attack):"I cast bull's strenght today
..and Rightous Might...
...Magic vestment too
..bears endurace..
..Owls wisdom..
...magic weapon..
"..Its Just me and a freaking mage, what did you expect?..

Death:
"I can always jsut gate in!..wait..waht do you mean I have to wait a year and a day?..at least its not a hundread years..
I cast death ward today...didn't help..

Neftren
2007-10-07, 07:34 PM
Pelemaeus Pelesae:
"Is it just me, or do you have a ruptured spleen?"
"How many times do I have to tell you! The jugular is higher, no, not that high. NO! Stop groping around, you look like a fool. Hey wait, maybe you are a fool!"
"Why must I do all the work around here, eh? it's killing me!"

AslanCross
2007-10-08, 05:29 AM
Aslan Cross, CG Human Warblade. Fights with two bastard swords. Specializes in Diamond Mind and Tiger Claw.

Creation/Hiring:
"Tyrants beware. The Black Lion is here."

Selected:
-Hnh?
-I'm listenin'.
-Sharp n' shiny.
-I'm a force of righteousness.

Attacking:
-HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Guttural roar*
-ECCLESIA! (The name of the liberation organization he belongs to)
-Righteous fury, baby!

Martial Maneuvers:
-Ruby Nightmare Blade: It all comes together...my blade, your body, your death.
-Adamantine Hurricane: Justice...be unto evil, a terror on every side!
-Girallon Rip: *RRRRRRAAAGH!*
-Time Stands Still: Swift is righteousness... *slash* swifter still a righteous warrior... *slash* swiftest of all my blades! *lots of slashes*

Annoyed:
-You don't want to lose that finger, do you?
-You better start running.
-If I were to dice you up now, it will be justified. Any DM would allow that.
-Do I look like a Drow ranger to you?
-Three feet of steel versus half an inch of skin. Three feet.

Eldmor
2007-10-08, 07:16 AM
Devlin Halt, WIS Mage. (Monte Cook's WoD) Theurge, a big word for heal-bitch. Former EMT of a downtown hospital in Chicago.

Hiring:
May my power bless the fallen and damn the evil.

Selected:
Yes?
Where's the wounded?
Reporting.

Move:
Getting a better vantage point.
In your interests.

Move (Heal):
Stat!
I'm on the job! (blatant Brood War reference)
Turning the tides of a malign war.

Annoyed:
I have pepper spray. I don't need to use components for that.
I wouldn't mind the exhaustion rating if I could Call Lightning you.
Yes, a line of electricity would erupt from your monitor and fry you.
YES, I can deal damage.
Fine, see where I am when your front line needs a Healing Wind.

Death:
Prosper.... my allies......

....
2007-10-08, 01:15 PM
Asher Vane, ninth-level human abjurer and coward supreme:

Created:
"Th-This isn't the Library!"

Selected:
"What do you want?"
"AH! Oh, uh, what?"
"Just make it quick."

Move:
"Oh good. I get to walk now."
"G-Go over there!?...Okay."
"Alright! I'll go!"

Attack:
"Did you know that my banned school is EVOCATION?"
"You can't really expect this to work."
"AHHHHH!" (scared, not heroic)

Annoyed:
"You're just like all the other apprentices."
"Making fun of me, just because I can't cast magic missile."
"'Ha ha, lookit Asher, all he can do is make shields'"
"Yes, well, were you familiar with the new spell I learned?"
"I like to call it..."
*voice is warped with arcane power* "MAW OF CHAOS!"
"...but its a ninth level spell."

Death:
"No one is less suprised than me....ugh"

Shatenjager
2007-10-08, 01:23 PM
Goblin Witchdoctor (Druid)

"I've got nine wolves a day, and I'm not afraid to use them."

"Time for plan W!" (see above)

Lolzords
2007-10-08, 01:38 PM
I gathered this list from the Icewind Dale II directory on my computer, tells you all the diffrent sounds you need to play the game.

Morale Failure 1
Morale Failure 2
Battle Cry 1
Battle Cry 2
Battle Cry 3
Battle Cry 4
Battle Cry 5
Becoming Leader 1
Becoming Leader 2
Tired 1
Tired 2
Bored 1
Bored 2
Hurt 1
Hurt 2
Selected Common 1
Selected Common 2
Selected Common 3
Selected Common 4
Selected Common 5
Selected Common 6
Selected Common 7
Selected Action 1
Selected Action 2
Selected Action 3
Selected Action 4
Selected Action 5
Selected Action 6
Selected Action 7
Selected Rare 1
Selected Rare 2
Selected Rare 3
Selected Rare 4
Being hit 1
Being hit 2
Being hit 3
Dying 1
Dying 2
Reaction to partymember dying 1
Reaction to partymember dying 2
Critical hit 1
Critical hit 2
Falling Down

trainer343
2007-10-08, 01:58 PM
Talrum (Bull man-NOT a minotaur) Fighter 4, Barbarian 5, Eye of Grumish 7

Creation: Who need's killin'?

Select: What!?!?!?

Move: Yea, yea. I'm going.
There had better be bloodshed after this.

Attack: Axe to the face!
RAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
This will be fun.....well, not for you.

Annoyed: Did you just shoot at me???
Oh, that's it. You are SO DEAD!
WHY...WON'T...YOU...DIE!?

Alex12
2007-10-08, 02:13 PM
Asher Vane, ninth-level human abjurer and coward supreme:

Created:
"Th-This isn't the Library!"

Selected:
"What do you want?"
"AH! Oh, uh, what?"
"Just make it quick."

Move:
"Oh good. I get to walk now."
"G-Go over there!?...Okay."
"Alright! I'll go!"

Attack:
"Did you know that my banned school is EVOCATION?"
"You can't really expect this to work."
"AHHHHH!" (scared, not heroic)

Annoyed:
"You're just like all the other apprentices."
"Making fun of me, just because I can't cast magic missile."
"'Ha ha, lookit Asher, all he can do is make shields'"
"Yes, well, were you familiar with the new spell I learned?"
"I like to call it..."
*voice is warped with arcane power* "MAW OF CHAOS!"
"...but its a ninth level spell."

Death:
"No one is less suprised than me....ugh"

Did you base this guy on Rincewind?

Telonius
2007-10-08, 02:38 PM
Phido Oswald, Shifter Rogue/Wizard/Master of Masks and conman extraordinaire.

Created:
- Why no, I've never been on a wanted poster.

Selected:
- A most profitable choice!
- It wasn't me, I swear!

Move:
- My, my, look at the time. I'd best be off.
- I'll ... just be over here for a minute.

Attack:
- Can't we send the Warforged?
- This is not going to end well.
- Try not to bleed on me.

Annoyed:
- For the last time, I was never convicted for any of that.
- Actually, if you read the fine print, it says I can.
- Nonsense! Just sign here, and it'll be all right.
- I am more than just a trap detector!

Dragor
2007-10-08, 02:55 PM
Maeia- Knight

Creation:

My blade for the kingdom!

Move.

Over here, sire?
I shall defend it with my blood!
Carried out with the utmost zeal.

Selected.

Knight of the kingdom, ready to serve!
Where do you want the keenest blade?
Take me to the enemy!

Attack.

You breathe your last, wretch!
Taste Marjshdhal's (pronounced Marsh-Daal: kingdom of my creation's) finest steel!
You're not even worthy of an honourable death.

Annoyed.

You're starting to bug me.
I wasn't brought up for a crusade to be touched by my commander!
Don't touch the armour. It's spiked.
Knight in.... shining.... armour *rust scraping sounds*
*Sigh* Got nothing better to do?
*Slapping sound* Don't touch a Knight of the Realm.

Death.

This doesn't end, beast! *Dies*

rickvoid
2007-10-08, 03:21 PM
My Fighter/Cleric, Worshipper of Kord, wields a greatsword

Creation:
"Wait, I can spontaneously cast that? Crap."

Select:
"Slash or Patch?"
"Need something turned?"
"Isn't there another cleric you could bother? Like, one who cares?"

Attack:
"For KORD!"
"Ugh... this thing is *really* heavy..."
"Cleric! ...Wait, I'm the Cleric! Crap!"

On Healing Others:
"Well, I was saving this one for myself..."
"Do you really need this Cure Minor?"

On Healing Self:
"Oh thank Kord..."
"Sweet relief!"

Annoyed:
"Shush. I'm trying to turn that zombie."
"No, I don't think splitting my levels between fighter and cleric is a dumb idea, thank you very much."
"Would you like to get healed, at some point in the near future?"
"Y'know, I am capable of reattaching anything I was to, say, cleave from you. I'm just sayin'."

And yes, I'm new. This was my first post.




Hi.:smallbiggrin:

Rigel Cyrosea
2007-10-08, 03:42 PM
Garrock Austvale, a transmuter with 3 str. (rolled it on a 4d6 drop lowest...)

Creation
I don't do heavy lifting.

Selection
Where's my cane?
What do need transformed?
I have a class to teach, so hurry up!

Moving
Any tunnels over there?*
That might take a while...
I don't do hiking.

Attack
Where are my allies?
Wait, I need to buff!
I can't even lift the damn crossbow, what do want me to do?

Casting Daze
Maento-Stranjas!**

Casting Light
Lux Lucius!***

Annoyed
Four ones, can you believe that?
And I had to keep the rolls, because I got a 16!
I considered putting it in Con, but 1 Hit point per level is suicide.
Wisdom would have been funny, but I wanted a good will save.

*He has a bad habit of jumping down before making sure it's safe...
**Verbal components in Ido.
***or Latin.