Uhtred
2019-09-03, 12:38 PM
Long ago, a player taking down loot misheard “Ostrich egg-sized pearl,” a sort of throwaway chunk of loot from a shipwreck, and wrote “Pearl-Sized Ostrich,” speaking into canon a tiny, adorable member of their ship’s crew forevermore. It was determined that the PSO is a guard aboard the ship, completing a circuit of the ship’s perimeter railings every few days. They feed it and make sure it gets a cut of loot, as well. It’s a proper part of the crew, despite being ridiculous.
Well now we’re going into the Talk Like a Pirate Day session, and the sundry creatures and curiosities they’ve acquired aboard their ship are getting an adventure. Most of the Auxiliary Crew, as they are known, already have stats, given that they are former PC’s or hostages suffering majorly from Stockholm Syndrome at this point. Their character sheets are going into identical folders and the Players are going to pick them at random. All the Auxiliary Crew are being leveled to 20 for purposes of the one-off, and Rule of Funny apples.
To that end, the PSO is getting a legitimate character sheet. I want to roll for stats and give it character levels, Sorcerer, Arcane Bloodline, to be precise.
So what sort of stat bonuses/penalties does an awakened fine-sized ostrich have? I have stats for a regular PF Ostrich, But have never reduced anything that small before.
Well now we’re going into the Talk Like a Pirate Day session, and the sundry creatures and curiosities they’ve acquired aboard their ship are getting an adventure. Most of the Auxiliary Crew, as they are known, already have stats, given that they are former PC’s or hostages suffering majorly from Stockholm Syndrome at this point. Their character sheets are going into identical folders and the Players are going to pick them at random. All the Auxiliary Crew are being leveled to 20 for purposes of the one-off, and Rule of Funny apples.
To that end, the PSO is getting a legitimate character sheet. I want to roll for stats and give it character levels, Sorcerer, Arcane Bloodline, to be precise.
So what sort of stat bonuses/penalties does an awakened fine-sized ostrich have? I have stats for a regular PF Ostrich, But have never reduced anything that small before.