Chuck Norris Jokes!

[Xandias]

Who dosn't love a good Chuck Norris joke? I'll tell ya who, Satan.
Now I'm sure we've all heard some good ones in our stay here, but I want to know the best that yall have ever heard! The rules are simple (other than the sites) There are none... except that all jokes must be Chuck Norris related. You must wait 3 posts before posting again. No vulgar language, Which I think is covered by Giant ITP. Oh, if Chuck sees this and gets Ticked I'm probably going to be dead.
So without further adiu let's get this Chuck-Fest on the road:

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.
Too bad he dosn't cry.

[Rinquist]

Hey, let's take this over to the Silly Message Board games forum and you have yourself a thread! Even I can't resist cracking a silly Chuck Norris joke every once in awhile. :smallsmile:

[DraPrime]

Have mercy. I've heard them all, and they aren't at all very funny.

[Volug]

Hey, let's take this over to the Silly Message Board games forum and you have yourself a thread! Even I can't resist cracking a silly Chuck Norris joke every once in awhile. :smallsmile:

There was already one, and it died in like a week.
anyway might as well contribute now!

All your base are belong to Chuck Norris... always...

I heard Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer! To bad he's never cried...
(YOU STOLE MINE!!!!! I thought I was the first... oh well:smallsigh: ))

[Xandias]

Sorry.
This thread is moving to silly message board games how do I close it?

[Volug]

Sorry.
This thread is moving to silly message board games how do I close it?

Wait for a MOD to come along, I doubt they would hold it against you if you ask nicely:smallbiggrin: .

jk jk they are cool people. I never seen one mad before though... And I don't think I would want to:smalleek:

[Da Beast]

Chuck Norris is played out.

[Setra]

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.

Chuck Norris caused the overpopulation in China, he roundhouse kicked and every woman within 100 miles got pregnant.

Am I in the Barrens or something?

[ArlEammon]

Chuck Norris was not born as a mortal man. He killed all of the other sperm pilots on his way to the egg.

[reorith]

Chuck Norris is played out.

qft. oh well

[The Orange Zergling]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.