Your Top 5!

[CrazedGoblin]

what are your top five worst things youve seen in the MM series, could be the silliest thing ever or ones you have a extreame dislike of.

1) Ogre Mage - i can fly for no reason!!! (p200 mm1)
2) Achaierai - WHAT THE HELL! (p9 mm1)
3) Owl Bear - enough said (p206 mm1)
4) Werebear - no, just no (p173 mm1)
5) Arrowhawk - is it a bird is it a plane...is it real?? - (p19 mm1)

[PlatinumJester]

1) Salt Mummy - it's salty and funny to look at.
2) Hill Giant - poor wielding hunchback of Notrodame.
3) Kobolds - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew :smallyuk:
4) Warforged Scout - crap. Just play a normal one.
5) Drow - life is pain especially with these wankers around.

[FoE]

I actually own the first Monster Manual and Fiend Folio books, so I have plenty of examples.

1) Flumph — Stupidest damn monster ever conceived.

"PC: Darn! My sword cannot penetrate its hard shell! But what if I hit it on the bottom?"
"DM: Well, there's one monster I'm never using again."
2) Giant Skunk — Seriously? A giant skunk? You couldn't have thought of something a little less ... mundane and non-threatening?
3) Sea Lion — Oh, I get it. Body of a fish, head of a lion. How long did it take to conjure up that fearsome beastie? :smallannoyed:
4) Gibberling — Did the D&D world need another version of the kobold?
5) Skulk — They were invisible humans who murdered people and lived on the fringes of society. Basically a shoddy version of the invisible stalker.

P.S. I actually like the owlbear. :smallfrown:

[CrazedGoblin]

P.S. I actually like the owlbear. :smallfrown:
i just imagine its growl-hoot hehe:smalltongue:

[Semidi]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Totally in context.

[PlatinumJester]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Totally in context.

Insanely retarded :smallbiggrin:.

[CrazedGoblin]

Insanely retarded :smallbiggrin:.

hahaha :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

1. Owlbear. I think Varsuvius explained why to all of us
2. Dretch. Demons are supposed to be scary, not short green fat guys.
3. Gray Render. Apparently it only creates one child in it's lifetime. How have these things not become extinct yet?
4. Were-rat. How could a lycanthrope be less scary?
5. Clockwork roach. Seriously, what idiot decided to make a mechanical roach?

[Cruxador]

Heh. someone should stat out the Bonnacon for DnD.

[Tom_Violence]

I actually own the first Monster Manual and Fiend Folio books, so I have plenty of examples.

Thank you for explaining what 'MM' means. :smallsmile:

Alas, it now means I have nothing to add to this thread.

[unstattedCommoner]

5. Clockwork roach. Seriously, what idiot decided to make a mechanical roach?

Landlord/Tenant dispute gone arcane?

[Ashtar]

Complete Tangent about roaches
Well there's the french (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1358958_1,00.html), the americans (http://biorobots.cwru.edu/Projects/robotv/) and especially the US military (http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002775.html) (killer roach robots for attacking deep bunkers).

[Serpentine]

That article is great :smallbiggrin: