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Zhorn
2019-11-07, 03:13 AM
So I'm thinking the next game I'm in I may go for a bard, be less of a front liner and settle into support for a bit.
An idea I've had bounce about in my head was to have a collection of ~6 seconds audio clips from songs and such (can be a little longer or shorter, 6 seconds is just the per-round target to aim for).
These would be for different moments of inspire, or as backing for bard spells just to give a bit of RP flavour at the table.
Example: Casting Heat Metal, in the background have 0:20-0:30 of Through the Fire and Flame by Dragonforce.
Song's needn't be great, just either thematically matched, or carry a relevant joke/pun connection in title or lyrics.
so...

Suggestions for songs (with rough timestamps) to pair with specific situations/spells?
A good method of getting those sound bites isolated so I just hit 'play' without needing to fish for the exact moment in each song to use it on my turn?

Bohandas
2019-11-07, 12:57 PM
For the second issue you could use the free sound editor Audacity

https://www.audacityteam.org/

Tawmis
2019-11-09, 02:32 AM
There is no bard song more epic than... Well, this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSx95iU-yQ

Zhorn
2019-11-09, 04:30 AM
There is no bard song more epic than... Well, this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSx95iU-yQ
Doesn't really fit with the short sound-bite theme I'm going for, but as a background for Song of Rest it might be alright.

Bohandas
2019-11-10, 01:00 AM
For sound-bites I would reccommend ad jingles

FabulousFizban
2019-11-10, 01:55 AM
For sound-bites I would reccommend ad jingles

jiffylube!

Drache64
2019-11-10, 02:06 AM
Doesn't really fit with the short sound-bite theme I'm going for, but as a background for Song of Rest it might be alright.

Using a ringtone app like Zedge or something similar will give you countless short sound bytes when you look for notification sounds.

Shinizak
2019-11-10, 02:59 AM
Look up phone ring tones. They're short enough to play in a round, convey a lot of personality in a short amount of time, free to download, and sometimes even come with a free virus. What a steal! ❤️

zlefin
2019-11-10, 03:49 PM
If your group is old enough, play some of the tunes from the old bard's tale games to see if they recognize 'em. :)

Phhase
2019-11-10, 04:05 PM
Here's a solution: your character is a skeleton and has a big coat full or brass instruments. Spells are him pulling one out and giving it a variant of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWyosdkx44

dehro
2019-11-11, 07:23 AM
run to the hills, for expeditious retreat..any soundbite from the refrain would do.
the intro line from Sympathy for the devil "please allow me to introduce myself" for any charming spell..
"anything you can do I can do better" for cutting words or a buff targeted to self

Bohandas
2019-11-11, 01:20 PM
The Song of Freedom ability could be the old You Deserve A Break Today McDonalds jingle

No brains
2019-11-12, 06:21 AM
You could use some of the songs from those D&D vine collections, but some of those can be pretty rude.

Bohandas
2019-11-12, 04:11 PM
Are there any bard abilities that either cause or cure the nauseated or sickened conditions?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0J9I1Vgt5c

Lvl 2 Expert
2019-11-14, 02:20 AM
The Song of Freedom ability could be the old You Deserve A Break Today McDonalds jingle

Not "I want to break free"?

Inspire competence could be "You're simply the best", "I am the one and only" or anything from the soundtrack of a Rocky, Karate Kid or (my personal guilty favorite) Best Of The Best movie. (Or "We could be heroes", or... so many songs for this...)

Fear and confusion and such could be a good paranoid song, like Golden Earring's "Twilight zone", (I got the feeling) "Somebody's watching me" or S.P.O.C.K.'s "They are here". Charm spells could be any love song. Yes, especially if you're singing it to a random ogre. Invisibility and teleportation could be " Can't touch this".

Some of the best options might be songs where you only need to play the intro for instant recognition, like "My heart will go on" or "Eye of the tiger".

Zhorn
2019-11-14, 02:39 AM
@Lvl 2 Expert
You get it! Those are all golden choices.

Bulhakov
2019-11-14, 07:40 AM
Just throwing in a suggestion for "Inspire Competence":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wytqqfzC5E8

It might help if you list specific abilities/song types and let people throw in song suggestions.

Zhorn
2019-11-14, 09:06 AM
It might help if you list specific abilities/song types and let people throw in song suggestions.
Literally anything on the bard spell list. If it came down to choosing optimised spells vs spells with good song pairings, I'd go with the song pairings just to have those moments.

Onos
2019-11-14, 01:05 PM
Vicious Mockery/Cutting Words could be samples from any (competent) rap battle or dis track (Ice Cube - No Vaseline comes to mind).
Do Bards get any of the shelter spells? Leomunds, Mordenkainens? If so, Sweet Home Alabama.
Anything being cast on a witch: Witchy Woman - the Eagles.
Friends and possibly some other charm-style abilities could be Don't Give Hate a Chance - Jamiroquai (or really half of their back catalogue).
Anything being cast on undead could be Kerncraft 3000 - Zombie Nation or Jamie T - Zombie.

Might be worthwhile creating two lists, one for specific spells and one for situations.
One thing is for sure though, this thread is getting bookmarked for my next bard!

Bulhakov
2019-11-14, 03:37 PM
Well, here's the list. We can start adding proposals.

Cantrips (0 level)

Dancing Lights
Light
Mage Hand
Mending
Message - Sting - Message in a bottle
Minor Illusion
Prestidigitation
True Strike
Vicious Mockery

1st Level

Animal Friendship
Bane
Charm Person
Comprehend Languages
Cure Wounds
Detect Magic
Disguise Self
Faerie Fire
Feather Fall
Healing Word
Heroism
Hideous Laughter
Identify
Illusory Script
Longstrider
Silent Image
Sleep
Speak with Animals
Thunderwave
Unseen Servant

2nd level

Animal Messenger
Blindness/Deafness
Calm Emotions
Detect Thoughts
Enhance Ability
Enthrall
Heat Metal
Hold Person
Invisibility
Knock
Lesser Restoration
Locate Animals or Plants
Locate Object
Magic Mouth
See Invisibility
Shatter
Silence
Suggestion
Zone of Truth

3rd level

Bestow Curse
Clairvoyance
Dispel Magic
Fear
Glyph of Warding
Hypnotic Pattern
Major Image
Nondetection
Plant Growth
Sending
Speak with Dead
Speak with Plants
Stinking Cloud
Tiny Hut
Tongues

4th level

Compulsion
Confusion
Dimension Door
Freedom of Movement
Greater Invisibility
Hallucinatory Terrain
Locate Creature
Polymorph

5th level

Animate Objects
Awaken
Dominate Person
Dream
Geas
Greater Restoration
Hold Monster
Legend Lore
Mass Cure Wounds
Mislead
Modify Memory
Planar Binding
Raise Dead
Scrying
Seeming
Teleportation Circle
6th level

Eyebite
Find the Path
Guards and Wards
Irresistible Dance
Mass Suggestion
Programmed Illusion
True Seeing
7th level

Arcane Sword
Etherealness
Forcecage
Magnificent Mansion
Mirage Arcane
Project Image
Regenerate
Resurrection
Symbol
Teleport
8th level

Dominate Monster
Feeblemind
Glibness
Mind Blank
Power Word Stun
9th level

Foresight
Power Word Kill
True Polymorph

paddyfool
2019-11-15, 02:26 PM
Dancing lights:"Boogie boogie lights!" (To the tune of Boogie Nights; obvs)
Light: "Ahhhhhh!" (after the fashion of Life of Brian)
Mage hand: "Hands up, in the air!"
Mending: "Bob the builder, can he fix it? Yes he can!"
Minor illusion: "I paint the pictures..."

Bohandas
2019-11-16, 12:35 AM
Polymorph - "Bend Me Shape Me"
Polymorph - "Tam Lin"
Clairvoyance - "I Can See For Miles"
True Seeing - "I Can See For Miles"
Clairvoyance/True Seeing/Scrying - "Crystal Ball" by ICP
Clairvoyance/Scrying/Locate Creature - "Electric Eye"
True Seeing - "Who Are You"
Feeblemind - The uncensored version (and title) of "Let's Get It Started"
Feeblemind - "Dare To Be Stupid"
Feeblemind - "Young Dumb and Ugly"
Silence - "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife (Don't Talk! Watch!)"
Charm Person - "Why Can't We Be Friends"
Charm Person - "Fansong" by Dethklok
Charm Person - "The Ultimate Bohab"
Charm Person - "Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love"
Speak With Animals - "If I Could Talk To The Animals"
Confusion - "Come Together"
Confusion - "I Am the Walrus"
Fear - "You Can't Kill Terror"
Fear - "Flee" by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Fear - "Thriller"
Fear - "Nasty" by The Damned
Fear - "The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Spamalot
Tongues - "River of Jordan"
Blindness/Deafness - anything from The Who's Tommy
Blindness/Deafness - "Double Vision" (blindness only)
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Life Life" from Young Frankenstein: The Musical
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Move Your Dead Bones (Reanimate Your Feet)" from the dvd extras of Reanimator 3
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Dem Bones"
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Uma Thurman" by Fallout Boy (the "may death find you alive" line)
Raise Dead/Resurrection - the 'Drum Solo of Life' from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Metal Health (Bang Your Head)"
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "Awaken (Mustakrakish)"
Raise Dead/Resurrection - "House of Clocks" by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Power Word: Kill - "The Wheel" by GWAR (specifically the opening lines "Bring Forth Those We Have Granted life so that they may die" and "Death! Death to Life!")
Dream - "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This"
Dream - theme from "Kirby"
Dream - "Je Ne Regrette Rien"
Dream - "Holiday In My Head"
Sleep - "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This"
Sleep - "The Long Song/The God Akhaten" from Doctor Who
Sleep - "Enter Sandman"
Mirage Arcana/Programmed Image/Hallucinatory Terrain/etc - "It's Only A Paper Moon"
Mirage Arcana/Programmed Image/Hallucinatory Terrain/etc - "Frank's 2000 Inch TV"
Featherfall - "Walking On The Moon"
Etherealness - "Can't Touch This"
Bestow Curse - "Life Sucks and Then You Die"
Bestow Curse - "Trainwreck" from the TV series 'Ruby Gloom'
Bestow Curse - "O Fortuna"
Awaken - "Bungle In The Jungle"
Awaken - theme from "Pinky & The Brain"
Calm Emotions - "Just Don't Look" from The Simpsons
Calm Emotions - "Happy Just Like Me" from Unikitty!
Calm Emotions - "The Satisfied Mind"
Clam Emotions - "Mother's Little Helper"
Calm Emotions - "I Don't Care" by Insane Clown Posse
Clam Emotions - "Let It Be"
Calm Emotions - "Live and Let Die"
Calm Emotions - "Burn In Hell" by Twisted Sister (Specifically the "see no evil, hear no evil..." refrain)
Healing Touch - "Metal Health (Bang Your Head)"
Planar Binding - "Awaken (Musta Krakish)"
Planar Binding - "Nowhere Man"
Planar Binding - "Inner Universe"
Planar Binding - "E.T.I. (Extraterrestrial Intelligence)" by Blue Oyster Cult
Planar Binding - "Do The Necronomicon"
Heroism - "All-Star"
Heroism - "Larger Than Life"
Heroism - "Go the Distance"
Heroism - "Gonna Fly Now"
Invisibility - "It Must Be The Wind" by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Modify Memory - "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
Modify Memory - "Istanbul Not Constantinople"
Enthrall - "UHF"
Enthrall - "Frank's 2000 Inch TV"
Arcane Sword - "Saber Dance"
Disguise Self - "Masquerade" from Phantom of the Opera
Foresight - "Your Horoscope For Today"

Dimension Door - Doors Unlimited jingle (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZnrHQsjoxc)
Heroism - Be All That You Can Be (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OCDJIT344)
Animal Friendship - Meow Meow Meow Meow (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU)
Charm Person - Brand New Friend Roomba jingle (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2zGwwraEA&t=00m59s)
Animate Objects - Brand New Friend Roomba jingle (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2zGwwraEA)
Stinking Cloud - Pepto Bismol symptoms jingle (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0J9I1Vgt5c&t=00m19s)

dehro
2019-11-16, 01:01 AM
Wow...I think I know maybe 5 of those..

paddyfool
2019-11-16, 02:11 AM
Some excellent pics there, Bohandas. A few more of mine below:

Prestidigitation: Harry potter theme (too many different effects here to do anything but generally evoke wizardry).

Longstrider: California dreaming ("I went walking for a while"...)

Thunderwave: Thunderstruck (ACDC)

Hold Person: "Stop right now" (Spice girls)

See Invisibility: Amazing grace (specifically " I once was blind, but now, I see")

Sending: [Modem diallup sound effect / Nokia ringtone]

EDIT: Tiny hut: "Welckme to the house of fun" (Madness)

Dream: "To dream... the impossible dream" [also works for Heroism]

Hold Monster: "Stop! Hammertime." (MC Hammer)

Find the Path: "Show me the way to go home"

Irresistible Dance: "Dance magic dance" (from Labyrinth)

Magnificent Mansion: "Lives in a house, very big house, in the country..." (Blur)

Power Word Kill: Killer Queen (Queen) or alternatively "License to kill" works well with the emphasis on kill.

Lvl 2 Expert
2019-11-17, 05:17 PM
Irresistible Dance: "Dance magic dance" (from Labyrinth)

There are several catchy songs that could be used for this, like Just Dance or Time Of My Life (from Dirty Dancing), but honestly I think this one has to be, depending on the age and location of the players, either Gangnam Style or the Macarena.

There may be some alternative or more localized options to consider (over here De Kabouterdans would be an option, maybe the Chicken Dance would be the best alternative in a group with old players, Thriller might work...) but the general idea should be the same.

Bohandas
2019-11-17, 09:09 PM
There are several catchy songs that could be used for this, like Just Dance or Time Of My Life (from Dirty Dancing), but honestly I think this one has to be, depending on the age and location of the players, either Gangnam Style or the Macarena.

Speaking of the age and location of the players, if they are the right age that they would've seen the movie Hocus Pocus as kids then you could use the song I Put A Spell On You for Irresistable Dance, even though by itself it has nothing to do with dancing, because it was used as part of the dancing curse in the movie Hocus Pocus

Zhorn
2019-11-17, 11:09 PM
Speaking of the age and location of the players, if they are the right age that they would've seen the movie Hocus Pocus as kids then you could use the song I Put A Spell On You for Irresistable Dance, even though by itself it has nothing to do with dancing, because it was used as part of the dancing curse in the movie Hocus Pocus

I love this. It also makes me think of using...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM
Still have a preference to jokes that land within a few seconds of playing, but have things like this play on low volume as it transitions to other player's turn may still work

I really am digging a lot of the suggestions being thrown about :smallbiggrin:

Mutazoia
2019-11-17, 11:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIWAsE20Sk

Grey Watcher
2019-11-17, 11:53 PM
I've always wanted to cast some kind of fire damage spell by screaming "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!" a la Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

YouTube clip (fair warning, it starts with him yelling so, y'know, loud.): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

paddyfool
2019-11-18, 01:11 PM
I've always wanted to cast some kind of fire damage spell by screaming "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!" a la Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

YouTube clip (fair warning, it starts with him yelling so, y'know, loud.): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Plenty of appropriate spells for that for a Lore Bard. Although if you're casting Fireball, I'd suggest "Goodness, Gracious" as used in the NSFW webcomic Chronicles of Zona @ barbarianprincess.com (among other appropriate songs as spells).

DavidSh
2019-11-18, 05:56 PM
If you ever need to cast Illusory Script, I suggest the old standard "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter".
For Calm Emotions, "Cool" from West Side Story.

Jakinbandw
2019-11-18, 07:05 PM
For Heroism: "Here we are, Born to be kings!" or "We're the princes of the universe"

Each line is about 6 seconds, and I always wanted to use it to start a fight.

paddyfool
2019-11-19, 01:37 AM
Another good one for Invisibility is Mr Cellophane from Chicago ("You can look right through me, walk right by me... and never know I'm there!")

Grey Watcher
2019-11-19, 08:07 AM
Plenty of appropriate spells for that for a Lore Bard. Although if you're casting Fireball, I'd suggest "Goodness, Gracious" as used in the NSFW webcomic Chronicles of Zona @ barbarianprincess.com (among other appropriate songs as spells).

I agree with you there. I was thinking more like Wall of Fire or Investiture of Flame. "Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire" also works for Flaming Sphere by the way.

Iku Rex
2019-11-19, 12:44 PM
This site is supposed to do what OP wants for YouTube videos:
https://www.youtubestartend.com/index.php


I've tested it a bit, and it doesn't always work for me, but I'll try a few links anyway.

(You'd think you'd be able to do this in regular YouTube, but there doesn't seem to be a default option for an "end" point.)

Hideous Laughter
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/oJFK
(from The Laughing God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW1rr3BJiLY )

Fear
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/V7AA
(from Disturbed - Fear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWN4mgiGcNo )

Heat Metal
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/nkPT
(from Glenn Frey - The Heat Is On https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD8HKVKneI )

Raise Dead
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/BTYs
(from Extreme Music - Rise Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufGw1_VrFQ&)

Heroism
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/d8Cp
(from Jennifer Saunders - I Need a Hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6wO2EUpGqs )

Irresistible Dance
https://v637g.app.goo.gl/T9U3
(from Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db0w64vmkiE

Grey Watcher
2019-11-19, 01:18 PM
I have no idea which are the best 6 seconds to excerpt, but this might work for any sort of confusion effect: https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8 :smalltongue:

P.LOC
2019-11-22, 11:47 AM
In random order

Identify: who are you _ the who
Mind blank: won't get fooled again _ the who
Power word Kill: hail and kill _ manowar
Dominate person: wrapped around your finger _ the police (last verse "you'll be wrapped around my finger")
Sleep: wait for sleep _ dream theater
Remove fear: don't fear the reaper _ blue öyster cult
Silence: don't talk to strangers _ R.J.Dio / long road to ruin _ foo fighters ("hey now don't make a sound")
Scrying: eye in the sky _ the Alan Parsons project
Confusion or similar: can I play with madness _ iron maiden
Heroism: heroes _ David Bowie
Feather fall: if I could fly _ stratovarius

And, even if it's not a bard spell
Flesh to stone: We will rock you _ Queen