Fraggles VS Smurfs

[landadmiral]

I see all these posts about powerful factions going against each other. For fun lets mix it up. Which panzy group wins?

Fraggles vs Smurfs?

[SITB]

None.

A giant foot descend from nowhere crushing both groups, followed by the message "Now, to something completely different.".

And then we see a news report about fights breaking out between old ladys and moving traffic sign gangs.

[GimliFett]

Biscuits FTW!

AND NOW...THE LARCH!

Seriously, I'd go with Fraggles. If nothing else, that dog and his owner would be following the fraggles to war and stomp on the entirety of the smurf village. Plus MADAME TRASH HEAP FTW!

[....]

I'd have to say Fraggles, only because of those little guys who built crap for them. They'd make guns so the could shoot the smurfs.

Plus, the Smurfs would be torn apart by interfighting over who gets to nail the one girl smurf.

[BlueWizard]

Don't forget all of the smurf's magical allies.

I'd say smurf's anyday, and Johan would surely save the day.

Edit: Probably his foot would be the one coming down... see above post.

[Telonius]

Do the Fraggles have access to any of the following?
- The Doozers
- Convincing John
- The Trash Heap
- Cantus

[....]

Do the Smurfs remind anyone else of the Klan?

They all wear white...except their old souther-looking leader, who wears red...

[Blayze]

I'm afraid the Poddington Peas would crush both factions.

[Fascisticide]

Smurfs can't lose. They got the Mushrooms