The most terrifying words you could ever hear

[Thrawn183]

"Oh ****, they're fast zombies!

[phoenixineohp]

'You're Pregnant.'


'That was a hot bite.' And other things along that line like, 'We don't have the antivenom for that one.' or 'A Mamba is lose.'

[EndgamerAzari]

"It's never done that before..."

[SurlySeraph]

"Is there supposed to be a lot of water down here?"

"Whose blood is that?"

[topher]

Don't be alarmed but the spider that layed eggs in your brain was poisonous.

[EndgamerAzari]

The classics:

"Oops."

"Uh-oh."

"Wait, I thought you did it!"

[Em Blackleaf]

"Woopsie!"- Any surgeon/doctor/nurse

[Sisqui]

"How bad could it be?"

[phoenixineohp]

"They are hatching all over the place!"
*shudder*
Thousands of baby dangerous spiders.
*shudder*

[Volug]

Surgeon after an operation: ".... Where are my car keys?"

[13_CBS]

"Well, the good news is that you're alive..."

[bugsysservant]

"Don't worry, I can probably fix that."

"Cheer up, they'll probably find a cure."

"Hey, you have life insurance, right?"

"On the plus side, you don't have to worry about taking the garbage out tomorrow."

[gooddragon1]

"You can no longer attend college"

[Raiser Blade]

Turs out she's a duuuude. :smalleek:

:smallbiggrin:

[reorith]

"i love you too"

[wadledo]

"Well, that wasnt actually the boss"
"That was the bosses baby sister"

[Athelgar]

"This officer would like to speak with you."

[Tarnag40k]

'dude you called air support right?"
"yeah on the green smoke"
"dude, we're at the green smoke!"

[Syka]

Any version of, "Ms. (insert last name here)? I'm sorry but (insert family member/boyfriend/close friend's name here) was in an accident/killed/died/something else meaning they are no longer alive."

I honestly don't know what I'd do if I lost any of the people I love. It would kill something in me, something big.

Cheers,
Syka

[Rollin]

That's no moon...

[Katonta]

The surgeon rebuilding the bones in your body singing, "The foot bone's connected to the... hip bone. The hip bone's connected to the... skull bone. (More verses, all wrong)"

[bugsysservant]

That's no moon...

I find your lack of original (http://xkcd.com/307/) *gack*...

[evisiron]

"...so thats 16 damage. Weren't you on minus figures already?"

[ForzaFiori]

"no, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

but seriously, Syka's is probably the most terrifying thing i could hear. I don't know what I would do without certain people, and them dieing would really screw with me.

also, (from any friend/family member): "I have [terminal desiese]"

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071018.gif

[The Great Skenardo]

"Mwahahaha..."

[Brickwall]

Spoken to me?

"You're pregnant. Yes, I'm serious."

[Tarnag40k]

^somebody's got A LOT of qustions for the misses

[Green Bean]

"I'm sorry, sir, but we lost both of them."

Tragic loss of loved ones, or freak crotch-related accident? You decide! :smalltongue:

[wadledo]

Any version of, "Ms. (insert last name here)? I'm sorry but (insert family member/boyfriend/close friend's name here) was in an accident/killed/died/something else meaning they are no longer alive."

I honestly don't know what I'd do if I lost any of the people I love. It would kill something in me, something big.

Cheers,
Syka

Now I feel horrible for not thinking of that first!
Thanks alot.:annoyed:

[Orzel]

"Let's talk"

:eek:

[ForzaFiori]

"Let's talk"

:eek:

QFT

i HATE those words.

[PhallicWarrior]

That *gulps* that was NOT supposed to happen.

[Tirian]

"You idiot! We're on a spaceship headed to another star system and the only music you brought is The Spice Girl's Greatest Hits?"

[The Linker]

As far as D&D related things go?

"Looks like you rolled a one."

[Volug]

Well we only have a 3% chance to die.
*sigh of relif*
And did I tell you 95% of statistics are made up on the spot?
.....

[Raven T.]

"I'm sorry, there's nothing more we can do..."

"Welcome to Hell."

[Fiery Justice]

"It was all your fault, (insert name here), you ***** *****d" -On a loved one's suicide note.
That'd be like, completely and totally, horrible.

[reorith]

"you're the only survivor."
"your test came back negative."
"we'll have to operate"
"we'll need to remove your testes"
"your son is a furry."

[Brickwall]

"Your son has a severe Oedipal complex."
"Your daughter has a severe Electra complex." (thank you, Rockphed)

And, of course, vice-versa.

[Rockphed]

"Your daughter has a severe [female equivalent of Oedipal complex]."

And, of course, vice-versa.

Electra complex is Freudian thing wanting to kill mother and marry father.

Bother of them are icky.

[The Orange Zergling]

"Well, [name], I hope your attitude is as positive as these test results..."
"We're sorry to inform you that your parents have been sent to prison..."
"Didn't you hear? Video games have been banned."

[Townopolis]

"We've lost contact with all military units."

or

"Nothing seems to hurt them, nothing."

[Penguinizer]

"It'll be easy."

"Don't worry, there's no electricity in that wire."

[thubby]

"thats not supposed to go that way"
"..." the most terrifying words in the female language are the ones not spoken.

[Witchhunter]

"It's about your employment contract. We have decided that...."

[Haruki-kun]

It sounds weird but........

"Oh, they asked me to tell you that some guy named Shigeru Miyamoto died................"

@V: :smallbiggrin: Yeah, especially if it was Kiss or Kill (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59747) or Stabbity Death (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58425) :smalltongue:

[Icewalker]

If it was guaranteed to be true:

"Everything in this thread is actually going to happen. Within the next week."

[Siric]

"How can this possibly get any worse?"
"What's the worse that could happen?"
"Wait... this is illegal?"
"The heart valve is connected to my wrist watch... well that's not good."

[Setra]

"I have an idea"

When I say that my friends yell out things such as "Run!" and "Oh god!", so apparently it is terrifying.

[Reinboom]

"Wake up. It was all a dream."
(referring to your entire life)

[Serpentine]

"Did that just move?" :smallconfused:
"Did I just see that move?"
"I could have sworn I saw it move..."
"OH GOD IT'S COMING FOR ME!"

Also:
*shuffleshuffleshuffle* "nngaarrrgk ng" *shuffle*

[Kamakazee_Gnome]

"Hey fellas, look at this!" (http://darwinawards.com/personal/personal2002-34.html)

"Oh, ****. RUN!"

"DUCK AND COVER!"

"HIT THE DIRT!"

"The bad news it that you'll die in a week. Did I say there was good news?"

"Well, you survived. Too bad you're now totally paralyzed. Not much we can do about it."

"Wait, did I say lich? I meant DRACOlich."

"I'm sorry, but <what you did> is a capital crime in this country. You will be executed in two weeks. Have a nice day."

"Hello troubleshooters."

"Crap, this isn't wrong. The universe *is* going to end in half an hour."

[HeinleinFan]

1. I'm sorry, HeinleinFan. I'm in love with somebody else.

2. HeinleinFan, your younger sister committed suicide while you were away.

3. HeinleinFan, your GPA is unacceptable. As of next Tuesday, you will officially be dropped from "student" status here at MIT.

4. Ms. HeinleinFan, I'm afraid we have good news and bad news. The good news is you survived the car crash. The bad news is, your frontal cortex has been damaged. With physical therapy and a lot of hard work, we might get your IQ up to seventy-five or so.

Any two of these and I'd be an absolute wreck. Hell, any one of these would have me in tears. As for number four - hell. At least future Mr. HeinleinFan would take care of me, but that would really suck, wouldn't it?

[InaVegt]

Any version of, "Ms. (insert last name here)? I'm sorry but (insert family member/boyfriend/close friend's name here) was in an accident/killed/died/something else meaning they are no longer alive."

Unfortunately enough, I've already experienced this one.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Rather than take this seriously, I will go with the three most terrifying words one can hear while making love:

"Honey, I'm home!"

:smalleek:

[Destro_Yersul]

"What could possibly go wrong?" Closely followed by "This'll be EASY"

And, on a less serious note "You get to help with the dishes"

[North]

Going on the theme here...

"Im Pregnant"

Preceded by.....

"It broke......"

Or....

"You know Im not on the pill right?"

And on an unrelated note.

"Sir, Please step out of the car."

[unstattedCommoner]

"Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing."

"I'm pretty sure I know what went wrong last time."

"The only way this could possibly fail is if some idiot
were to ..."

[Castaras]

"You have to take this jab, or you die."
"<close friend/one of family/any loved one>'s dead/Seriously injured."
"You've got cancer/<some other serious disease>. You have 1 year to live."

Can't think of any others at the moment.

[Ossian]

Sergeant in a Human Marines watchtower in a godforsaken place like Antioch. Creepy crawling noise beyond the hills growing louder

"I have two words for you, lieutenant: Zergling Rush"


A bit more real life: girl of you're dreams you've never ever had the courage to declare to (but you always behaved as best friend) finally splits with her boyfriend and goes

"You know, I actually was thinking about someone else. And...you see, this guy is very special to me, he's always been there when I needed him...and...we can say you know this guy..."

You start cooking with adrenalyne. Then you realise she 's not talking about you. Meh, I'd rather be one of the first-infantry-wave of the Persians at the Hot Gates....

O.

[phoenixineohp]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20071018.gif

Thats... exactly... :smalleek:

I also agree with the "We need to talk." Or the "Let's talk."
Thank God I'm usually the one trying to say that.

[SMEE]

'You're Pregnant.'


Strange world, this one where we live. Some words can be terrifying for some and be delightful for others.
Should I hear the "You're pregnant" words, I'd be in heaven. :smallsmile:

Now, the words that would trully terrify me would be in the lines of:

"Sorry, your (insert beloved relative here) passed away. We couldn't save him/her."
"You got skin cancer."
"I'm not giving you the nedded recomendation letter for the SRS."

[Serpentine]

Not words, but... is there anything creepier than a child's laughter in the dark?

[StickMan]

"Giant in the playground will be shutting down for good along with all comics and forums"

[Volug]

You guys/girls can't forget the classic,

"Will [insert your name here] please come to the office?"

:smalleek:

[13_CBS]

"Giant in the playground will be shutting down for good along with all comics and forums"

YOU MANIACS!!!

[Kaelaroth]

"Erhh... I'll call you, OK?"

"... I just don't think this is working out..."

"Well my golly-gosh, that isn't meant to be there!", says the free clinic official.

"Ahhh.. that's the baby's head. And there are the arms, and the legs.. and... I'm really not sure what that is..."

"Please hold!"

"The infection has spread to your genitalia."

[Skippy]

"I don't love you anymore"

Honestly, it is horrible.

[Brickwall]

Not words, but... is there anything creepier than a child's laughter in the dark?

There's MY laughter, but that's creepy any time.

"All the actors from Firefly died."

[Kaelaroth]

"All the actors from Firefly died."


No! No! Please Mr. Tudyk, don't die on me now!!! :smalleek:

[Soniku]

Don't worry, it'll be easy.


If anyone ever says that, run away!

[Skippy]

"Wake up. It was all a dream."
(referring to your entire life)

Actually, those would be the best news someone could give me.

[FoE]

"Does anyone onboard know how to fly a plane?!"

[Rinquist]

"You'll never find the Necronomicon!"

[FoE]

"You'll never find the Necronomicon!"

Heh. That's good. But here are two better examples from Evil Dead II:

"Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!"

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine' to you?"

[Rinquist]

Heh. That's good. But here are two better examples from Evil Dead II:

"Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!"

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine' to you?"

You know, if you're ever in need of a job, I have a shoulder-demon position available. My last one left when I was deemed clinically insane.

[CurlyKitGirl]

[QUOTE=Serpentine;3391635]Not words, but... is there anything creepier than a child's laughter in the dark?[/QUOTEI have heard that. There were no flipping children around. However;

"Five minutes remaining" during an exam that you haven't finished.

"Did you make that noise? during the dark when you two are alone.

"It's coming. pretty much any situation.

"I can't stand you any more. from your best friend.

"you were an accident, I never wanted to marry your father and I hate you. coming from your mother.

[The J Pizzel]

From the cockpit intercom:

"I thought you checked the left engion".

"Wow, these little beepy lights and switches are pretty groovy after a vicoden and a few beers."

"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, this will be my first solo flight but I want you to know I've been doing great on my Flight Simulator 4 Computer Game so I think we're in good shape.....(as his voice trails off), I don't remember that button in the game".

(after the oxygen masks have fallen and the plane is starting to wig out)
"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captian speaking, if you have more than one child with you, please pick your favorite".

[Kitya]

THe most terrifying thing I have ever had said to me was,

"When we did the CT scan on your lungs these nodules showed up. We're going to have to do a bronchial biopsy to determine if it's Sarcoidosis (auto immune disease), or Lymphoma (cancer)."

This was Good Friday, and the biopsy couldn't be scheduled till after the Easter holiday, so I got to spend Easter in the hospital, not knowing if I had Cancer or not. Fortunately (depending on how you want to look at it), I didn't have lymphoma, but Sarcoid.

[Skippy]

"We named a decease after you"

[Telonius]

"Hey, hold my beer. Watch this!"
Disaster nearly always follows these words.

[A Rainy Knight]

Said by a doctor:
"Wait, what the hell is that?"
"Man, I haven't been this drunk since med school."

Said by an airplane pilot over the intercom:
"YAHTZEE!"
"What's a mountain goat doing up in these clouds?"
"Please raise your hand if you're under 18 or female."

[Syka]

No! No! Please Mr. Tudyk, don't die on me now!!! :smalleek:

Yay, another Alan fan! He was the reason I started watching Firefly. <3

Cheers,
Syka

[FoE]

"What the hell are you doing with my girlfriend/wife/little sister?"

[Kronk]

"Giant in the playground will be shutting down for good along with all comics and forums"

That's sick, man, really sick. And I mean that in the twisted sense, not cool as the younger folk mean it.

[Syka]

"What the hell are you doing with my girlfriend/wife/little sister?"

I have actually had to warn my gaming group away from my younger sister. ;) As the only girl in the group, I already take most of the flack (I love the guys though), and when my sister first made an appearance I had to do a "No touchy!" talk with them. For some reason...most seem to like slightly illegal girls. I don't know how they do it, but they AlWAYS seem to go for the 15-17ish age range. Never end up acting on it for obvious reasons but...their knack for finding jail bait is the fodder for many jokes my boyfriend and I make.

Oh another bad one: "You mean you aren't (insert age of legal consent here)?!?!"

Cheers,
Syka

[reorith]

"you won't need eyes where you're goin' amigo"

[Jack Squat]

well, depending on who say's it, I have a few...

"I've been thinking..."

"Hey, you know what would be cool?"

"Dude! Look at this!"

[Raiser Blade]

Oh another bad one: "You mean you aren't (insert age of legal consent here)?!?!"


Ooh. Heh i'm jailbait.

[Setra]

"Hannibal has the Death Note"

[Pyrian]

"La Jolla is under mandatory evacuation..." :smallfurious:

[Kaelaroth]

"Dude, Where's my CAR?"

"Now, just scream if this hurts.."

"Well, that's an interesting colour. And shape. And I wonder; what'll happen if I do th-"
*BOOM*

"Well BillyBob, the surgery went fine, but we weren't able to save your-"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

[Vella_Malachite]

Probably...

"...I don't think that's how that's supposed to work"

"I swear that bit wasn't connected there when I fixed it!"

and

"Whose entrails are those?"

And let's not forget the silence that can mean oh, so much...

[Thrawn183]

Man, I totally meant that my four are the most terrifying. Didn't really expect a list to pop out of nowhere (not that I'm not happy about it :smallbiggrin: ) Guess this is what I get for starting a thread and then disappearing for a couple of days.

[Zmek]

Nothing

Because I would be deaf

Zmek

[Iudex Fatarum]

This actualy happened at my work yesterday.
"ack" then the OB doctor colapses on the floor durring a C-Section. After opening the patient.
Seriously I work in the ER and we had to send people up to the doc because he was unconsious on the floor of the OR.
In case people dont know most of the time C-Sections patients are kept awake.

Second to that "where does that go again" said durring surgury by doc.
or Anesthesiologist saying to a kid, "I'm going to put you to sleep now, and if your parents say you've been good I'll wake you back up" (I know a doc who did this, but only to a family friend)

[Kitya]

holy heck! that is so cruel Dull Oddity! Altho... I can certainly see the anesthesiologist I had for my C section saying something like that to a kid. *chuckles*

[Dryken]

"Whatever you do, stay perfectly still."

"Hey remember when you told me to get rid of that nest of spiders before they hatch?"

[Micate]

"La Jolla is under mandatory evacuation..." :smallfurious:

*runs away screaming*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Wait, you were supposed to get rid of world-destroying disasters........

[The_Librarian]

Scariest actual words I've ever heard?

"I don't want to worry you but..." and he just let it tail off there! ((Turned out we had no brakes, but he was concentrating so hard that he forgot the rest of the sentence))

Scariest words I could hear?

"There's a cranefly in your hair, you're pregnant and I'm going to pop this balloon now."

Obviously these are not the saddest or most tragic words. But they are the scariest - eep.

[AmberVael]

"There's a cranefly in your hair, you're pregnant and I'm going to pop this balloon now."

Is it bad that the combination of all those three things said at once just makes me laugh hysterically?

[cucchulainnn]

as the state trooper walks up to your car
"yall ain't from around here is ya?"

"i think you need an attitude adjustment son" by very same cop.

the worst feeling i have ever had is siting in bumper to bumper traffic on my way to work and realizing i had 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast.

these things and more can never end well.

[Cyrano]

Long, slow, measured footsteps preceding an eternity of quiet.

EDIT: Not waxing semi-poetic on death. Petrified of sneaky people who deafen me.

[Thrawn183]

Its good to see you again Mr. Freeman...

[Jack Squat]

"Wanna hear the new Britney Spears Album?"

[TigerHunter]

"Wanna hear the new Britney Spears Album?"
AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

#2, with the #1 being the one about GitP being shut down.

[phoenixineohp]

This actualy happened at my work yesterday.
"ack" then the OB doctor colapses on the floor durring a C-Section. After opening the patient.
Seriously I work in the ER and we had to send people up to the doc because he was unconsious on the floor of the OR.
In case people dont know most of the time C-Sections patients are kept awake.

*Snip*

That is horrible/hilarious! I can't imagine the woman's heart rate monitor. What ended up being wrong with the doctor?

On a related note I was having day surgery done and happened to wake up in the middle of it very, very, very confused and in slight to moderate discomfort. I think my eyes started to try and focus but I could clearly hear what was going on around me. I heard two distinctive things.

One was the scary one, "Take another biopsy there, and one of that." Biopsy? Nothing I was going in for, to my knowledge, involved biopsies. And what the hell were they taking it from? I had to wonder this for several days until my follow up when I found out that they had taken three and it was a regular part of the procedure. They just didn't tell me before hand and the only reason I found out was because I woke up.

The other one became my new favorite sentence. When I woke up, I tried to figure out what was going on. Then I heard the biopsy bit. So I managed to get out (a possibly mangled) "Can someone explain to me whats happening?" The response? "Give her more drugs." Then a wonderful feeling before blacking out. I now love those four little words. :smallbiggrin:

[Danin]

"He's not going to make it"

The worse word's I've ever heard.

[Vraite]

"The operation will now proceed. However, I regret to inform you..."

[phoenixineohp]

"We are going to have to put her down."

[Syka]

Going on that so far the worst words I have ever heard are as follows:

"Did you hear about Will?" *shakes head* *pauses* "He died Saturday, in a car accident." Thankfully, it came from a substitute teacher about an hour before classes started my senior year, month before prom. It was someone I trusted and I was in shock the rest of the day. Nearly cracked during 5th period, which was the class I had him in. :smallfrown: I still wear a bracelet in rememberance nearly 3 years later.

"I cheated on you." This was preceded by my boyfriend of three years breaking up with me. Breaking up I could have handled, this made me unable to walk for about half an hour to an hour. I was very close to being physically ill.

"Sasha passed this morning" Had been preceded by "I guess nows as good a time to tell you as any", which was scary in and of itself. Sasha was my exes husky dog. She was 13 and in everyway was the exact dog I dreamed about as having as a child- right breed, temprement, everything. For the 9 months I was with the guy, and even after, I counted her as my surrogate dog since I can't have one where I live. I about started crying. It was good, though, because she'd been having a lot of medical issues.



...I just realized...It's probably bad finding out my grandparents died didn't make it on the list. *shrug* Just wasn't close to them, ya know?

Cheers,
Syka

[Copacetic]

'So I says to him, I didn't know she was blind!'


.......Just because.

To me personally?
'Your brother just had a mnor assma attack on the soccer field We belive this may be due to cat dander. So your gonna have to give away your cats'
Dam, I miss those cats......:smallfrown: :smallfrown: :smallfrown:

[Iudex Fatarum]

the doc had a heart attack.
Another thing I've thought of though is, "I'm sory but I just don't think its going to work" said by significant other

[Kriel]

"That was your mom. The doctors don't think grandma will live through the night."

I cried for hours that night.

The only thing worse for me than hearing that someone I deeply care for just died is hearing that they are dying.

[Icewalker]

I think "All the actors of Firefly died." probably wins the non-serious portion of this thread. It is the best show. Not the best show ever, because that implies that someday a show might be better. Its just "the best show."

[Sean92k]

Not the worst words you can hear but the ones I have heard, "If you were a horse they'd've put you down by now" said to me, by a docter. Commenting on my bad knees :smallannoyed:

As for a non serious one "They're multiplying":smallbiggrin:

[Manticorkscrew]

"That was your mom. The doctors don't think grandma will live through the night."

I cried for hours that night.

The only thing worse for me than hearing that someone I deeply care for just died is hearing that they are dying.


Oh God. That brought back memories. I went through exactly the same thing. My Gran was basically bleeding to death, and my mum and dad went off to keep vigil, leaving me and my sister in my aunt's care. I was really beginning to dread the telephone ringing, by the end.

[Kaelaroth]

Non-Seriously:

And the valve connects to this artery! And the artery connects to this organ! And this organ connects to my wristwatch! Oh...

[Brickwall]

I think "All the actors of Firefly died." probably wins the non-serious portion of this thread. It is the best show. Not the best show ever, because that implies that someday a show might be better. Its just "the best show."

Who said it was non-serious? :smallconfused:

[Halna LeGavilk]

"And there I was, naked."

Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

[reorith]

"we're reassigning you to black mesa"

[Warshrike]

Anyone who knows what 'QC' stands for will get this instantly...

"Happy Birthday, Grandma!!"

I think, to me, personally, it'd have to be any and everything I got hit with in an MSN conversation today.
"Enjoy Life, It won't include me!!"
Mainly that one. Coming from a girl I've loved for two and a half years.

Oh vvell.

[Solo]

Anyone who knows what 'QC' stands for will get this instantly...

"Happy Birthday, Grandma!!"



AAAGH! Everything is ruined forever!

[Warshrike]

AAAGH! Everything is ruined forever!

That's the Spirit!!

[Gitman00]

"Hello, Clarice Gitman."

"Your orders came in. You're going to Minot!"

"The canary's dead."

[Setra]

AAAGH! Everything is ruined forever!
Except catgirls

And Mecha

Everything ELSE is ruined forever.

[Mad Scientist]

"We found a tumor"

Actually happened.

[Iudex Fatarum]

mine are more un-realalistic but some of these are truly horrific. I feel bad for any of these hapening

[TheBoneSplitter]

Anyone who knows what 'QC' stands for will get this instantly...

"Happy Birthday, Grandma!!"

Speaking of Grandmas, disturbing sentences, todayism and QC:

"Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Of the retirement community. In their power scooters." (first sentence removed to abide by rules if any concerning swear words)

I've seen many other disturbing things on SoreThumbs, if we're quoting things from webcomics.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Khazâd ai-Mênu!


(note, this is not random text, this is Khuzdul, the language of the dwarves, and it says : The dwarves are upon you!)

[Volug]

Goverment official: "We are happy to say that DnD and any other pencil and paper role-playing game has now been banned. Anyone caught playing these games will now be sentanced to death."

[Leliel]

My "terrifying non-serious words", the situations in which they are said, and my brain's response:

Words: "Blood...blood...blood..."

Situation: A dark alley. Said by the guy with a knife in hand, who presence I was already certain of, but I ignored my feelings.

My Brain: OK, there is either a vampire who has become so starved that hunger is beginning to affect his sanity, or a serial killer looking at me as a target. Please let it be the latter.

Words: "HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY RESTING PLACE?!"

Situation: A house. Said by what appeared to be empty air a second ago.

My Brain: Um, sorry? Please don't hurt me...

Words: Welcome to Ravenloft!

Situation: Any where, by anyone or anything really, if they're honest.

My Brain: Oh, sh*t.

[Balkash]

"And there I was, naked."

Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

Morrowind... Fargoth?

[PlatinumJester]

Chuck Norris - I'm coming to kill you.

[Reptilius]

"All the actors from Firefly died."

In a related note, anytime someone said "Reavers," I used to get a chill down my spine.

Anyway, "Don't worry. I used to practice all the time on my cousin Timmy," under ANY circumstances is usually a bad, bad sign.

[bosssmiley]

"You may want to take a seat..." said by someone with a serious expression on their face. :smalleek:

[TigerHunter]

"I don't."
While standing at the altar :smallfrown:

[MandibleBones]

In progressing orders of seriousness:

"I'll call Help Desk; they'll know what to do."

"Don't worry, he's a lieutenant - I'm sure he knows what he's doing."

First thing Thursday morning, when the newspaper goes to print Thursday afternoon: "Your computer got reimaged and Quark needs to be reinstalled."

"I broke your government camera. That's not expensive, is it?" (1)

"We've got an ILO tasking for Camp Victory and you're it!" (2)

*Anything spoken by your wife's commanding officer while standing on your doorstep with a chaplain.*

-------

1. Nikon D1X: $3,899.00
2. In-lieu-of tasking - when the Air Force gets to play with Army Infantry.

[The Orange Zergling]

"You've won a free trip to the lovely city of Ravenholm!"

[darkmars20]

"I'm sorry." The doctor said,while kneeling on his knees holding my grandma's hands.:smallfrown:

[Volug]

We have good news, and bad news.

The good news is your going to die.....

[heretic]

"You're lactose intolerant."

"No, no. I said that we would be faster than the Carnifex if it didn't have wings."

"Look on the bright side--now that he's a radical terrorist, we won't have to put him through college."

[Exachix]

"Everything seems to be going good..."

"We're going to win!"

Or such comments as such.

[Deepblue706]

"Greetings Earthlings! I Am Lrr Of The Planet: Omicron Persei 8!"

[PlatinumJester]

"So I looked at your Internet History today and..." - a mother talking to her teenage son.

"The number you are calling has not connected. Please try again later" - during your 1 call in prison.

[†Seer†]

On a serious note: "I'm afraid to love you." Sad times, there.
This one was funny afterwards, but during, "Hurry the %$@! up, the (cop) car's almost here!" Scared the hell out of me lol.

Non-serious: "Soooo..funny joke. What happens when you mix your laptop with a hammer? Heh...heh.."

[Dwarkanath]

Not words actually, but the worst sound I've ever had to hear:

The sound of the life monitor attached to my Dad as he slowly passed away after being disconnected from life support.

-- Dave

[Arameus]

Taking a job as a security guard, and, one dark knight, hearing the other guard down the hallway say to himself, "Huh... It's probably nothing."

You may as well start saying the Lord's Prayer right then and there, because you don't stand a chance.

[NordicBearskin]

Moderately-Moustached-Mechanic:
"That's... Odd, but I'm sure its nothing to worry ab-"

*cue generic explosion effect*

[Warshrike]

"Snake!! Snake?? SNAAAAAAAKKEE!?!?"
You know the terrorists have won.

"omfgwtfhax"
Because you know you're going to have to put up with imbeciles for a while.

"It's over 9000"

[Querzis]

"It's over 9000"

I'm not sure if this is a super mario bros Z reference or just DBZ reference :smallwink: . Anyway, I never watched DBZ so i dont know what happened after the «It's over 9000» but if you are talking about Mecha Sonic...we are really all going to die.

Anyway, what scared me the most in real life: «So headless chicken can run! Wow, I wonder if you could run without your head?» said by my cousin coming toward me with the bloody axe he used to kill the chicken. You dont know my cousin but believe me, if my father woudnt have stopped him, I'm quite sure he would have done it. (I was seven years old back then and I think I crapped my pants when he said that though that part could be just my imagination).

But what would scare me the most: «We are not sure if you can hear me but if you can, I just wanted to tell you that you are now blind, paralized, mute and you lost about 50 IQ. Since you cant answer us, we'll kept you alive because i think thats what you would have wanted»:smalleek:

[Trog]

"Overdrawn"

"Do you realize how fast you were going?"

"Congratulations, you're a father!"

[PaladinFreak]

"There will be no Sorcerers or Paladins in 4e."

"Order of the Stick is going to stop a #500."

Not cool.

[Telonius]

Here's the one that scares me: (Dead silence)

Because then I'll have gone from partially deaf to totally deaf.

[Terumitsu]

"That is the last bar of chocolate in existance."

My addiction to chocolate would kill me...

[Aotrs Commander]

"Due to that embarrasing incident with the Halfling Cleric with the holy Flamethrower, commander, we had to reincarnate you as a Shi'Ar. But we made you a vampire so that's okay."

That's my worse case scenario...I shudder to type that, and it takes quite a lot for a Lich to shudder.

"They're re-imaging Pokemon/Naruto/OotS/StarGate/Star Wars using elements of the creative teams behind High School Musical, the new BattleStar Galatica and Marvel Ultimate universe."

"High School Musical 3"



Okay, no, there's one absolute horror greater even than the first:

"We're going to force you to be a normal human and make you marry and procreate and generally act like a steriotypical idyllic family unit and act all happy and normal and not be even slightly eccentric or unusual on the outside while somewhere deep inside you'll be endlessly screaming in helpless, utter despair."

I'd take total oblivion over that.

Huh. I think I ruined my comedic post with that all too serious last one.

[TheBoneSplitter]

I'm not sure if this is a super mario bros Z reference or just DBZ reference :smallwink: . Anyway, I never watched DBZ so i dont know what happened after the «It's over 9000» but if you are talking about Mecha Sonic...we are really all going to die.

Not that DBZ history is important, but that's definitely DBZ in where Goku probably fights Vegeta for the first time. Vegeta's sidekick at the time asks his power rating, and the rest is history when he crackles his rating meter (those things that're scanners for the eyes for one's "power level").

[EvilElitest]

Number 3. Well this couldn't get any worst
Number 2. Go for the smart one
Number 1. Will you marry me (only applies to a few people)
from,
EE

[Ms_Elaneous]

"That is the last bar of chocolate in existence."Trumped only by: "That was the last chocolate in existence.

[Serpentine]

"That is the last bar of chocolate in existance."

My addiction to chocolate would kill me...
I've got something worse.
"That was the last chocolate in existance."

edit: Curse you Ms E!

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

From your pilot before an overseas flight:
"Our oil line ruptured and we don't have a spare, so we're having our engineers make a new one right now."

Actually happened. Really scary, but nothing went wrong.

[Occasional Sage]

;3454187']From your pilot before an overseas flight:
"Our oil line ruptured and we don't have a spare, so we're having our engineers make a new one right now."

Actually happened. Really scary, but nothing went wrong.

I'm sorry, what?! What airline were you flying, so I know what to avoid like the plague?! :smalleek:

[geez3r]

"Cloud Strife confirmed for Brawl."

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

I'm sorry, what?! What airline were you flying, so I know what to avoid like the plague?! :smalleek:

It was delta. The flight actually went well, though, considering the "homemade part" issue.

The real problem was that instead of giving me a "peanut allergy" meal, they gave me a "vegan" meal. And on an overseas flight.

I was really hungry when we arrived.

[Vella_Malachite]

"Enjoy it while you can..."

"Let's put it this way, you do have a choice..."

And on a less dire scale,

"Let's just say omelettes aren't my forte..." Actually said by me, but whatever.

[Fax Celestis]

Words I never want to hear myself say: "Oh damn, my wiki ate itself and ally my homebrew with it, and damn it my backup is corrupted."

[Purple Cloak]

"Cloud Strife confirmed for Brawl."

EEP :smalleek:


although ive heard unconfermed reports that sepharoth may appear as one of those trophie things :smallwink:

my scary thing?

'Your Wii is broken, your ps2 overheated, and your sister ate your starcraft disk'

such horrors :smallfrown:

[wadledo]

I was told

In the immortal words of Gandhi: "You that ugly!"
this afternoon.

[TigerHunter]

"The funeral's this Sunday."
We had a discussion at lunch about how awful it would be to find out that someone you knew died a week ago, and you had no idea until getting the funeral invitation.

[The Pink Wonder]

Here's a few...

"Did that picture just wink at me?"

"What's that noise coming from the cellar?"

"I have a cunning plan."

Except I'm usually the one that says the last one...

[Zakama]

Clean your room!

[Ego Slayer]

"If you don't repost this in 2 minutes..."

[Extra_Crispy]

Me: So mom how long have I been here? Couple of days
Mom: Try 2 months
(after I finally started getting weened off the drugs they were giving me after my car accident)

Me: The moriphine is not working any more, I still feel all the pain as you change the bandage.
Nurse: But I gave you all I can. The maximum dose.

I did not hear this one but I know it was hell for my parents
Doctor: "Well your son has a 60% chance of dieing"

Phone call from my aunt
"(another aunts name) just killed herself"

From I woman I was very interested in
"I think of you as a brother"
Then less than 2 weeks later
"What do you think about me dating (a tutor of hers that is 10 years younger than her but was going to school to be a physicians assistant and make LOTS more money than me and who she have not seen for years but just started talking with 2 weeks before)

Talking about my grandfather
"there is nothing else we can do, we have given him as much base as we can and his PH is still acidic, even if we could correct it right now he as been that way for too long and the brain damage would be extensive. Right now he is on full life support you (my father and I) need to consider removing him from it"

Non-serious
"Whoops"
From a too low a level cleric casting resurrection from a scroll on a elf (2nd ed) causing the spell to fail very badly. The elfs soul went pif, right out of exixtance.

[Redpieper]

I hate you from anyone close to me

[rubakhin]

"Tomorrow I'm going to Russia. You can't come with me. Please don't hate me."

And I never saw him or my homeland again, and, more likely than not, never will.

[Vuzzmop]

"Felix died in his sleep".

This one works two ways, firstly, Felix is my best friend, secondly, he wouldn't want to go any other way than wrestling a wild animal.

[Gungnir]

Well, it's not really words, its an onomatopoeia, but there's a special place in my heart for that *beepbeepbeep* the floor guards make in N, the Way of the Ninja. Said special place will FAIL, resulting in a fatal heart attack, if I ever hear that while the game isn't running.

[Setra]

Something my friends dread me saying

"Hey, look what I found on /b/"

[Shirocco]

"You'll need to book another operation."

"Why?"

"When we counted scalpels, some were missing..."


(Yes, it really happens)

[Insert Name Here]

There's the "I'm sorry to tell you, but X person close to you has died/been seriously injured", although it would be worse if they tried to withhold that information from me.

I also think it would be pretty scary, in a chaotic situation, to hear an agitated swear word, especially from someone who's polite enough not to use them.

And of course, "You have one year left to live"
although I think something like "You have 2 days left to live" is worse.

[reorith]

"we can only save one of them."

[TigerHunter]

"we can only save one of them."
"...and you have to choose which."

[Pandaren]

"We're not sure what it is yet...so......"

[Crispy Dave]

this might be offencive so i spiolered it

"im gay!"

[Setra]

This is <Name>, he's a Wizard-Butler

[Callos_DeTerran]

"Y'know that fatal disease I have?...yeah...I think it's contagious." (Said from about five feet away)

"Don't worry, Callos can fix that with some home surgery" (Inside joke with the player of one of my games)

"Something happened during surgery" (Actually had this one happen to me, but the doctor was just messing around with me. Needless to say I was pissed afterwards)


Curiously enough, a lot of scalpels ARE left in patients after surgery. Thats why their always asking if you have any pains after.

TOP 3 THINGS LEFT IN SURGERY PATIENTS IN ORDER!

1. Sponges. (But their bio-degradeable, so it's all good)
2. Scalpels
3. Hypodermic needles

Fourth is tubing, but thats also bio-degradeable.

[Raiser Blade]

this might be offencive so i spiolered it

"im gay!"

I'm sorry but i couldn't stop laughing when i seen this.

[rollfrenzy]

...never (walk, see or hear) again.

[SMEE]

One statement came to mind today. I was frozen in fear just to think about it... :smalleek:

"We are sorry, We couldn't save your baby. She died in birth."

I'm... scared... :smalleek:

[Setra]

One statement came to mind today. I was frozen in fear just to think about it... :smalleek:

"We are sorry, We couldn't save your baby. She died in birth."

I'm... scared... :smalleek:
On the other hand there is still "Congratulations on having your healthy baby girl/boy"

Don't be scared.:smallsmile:

[MeklorIlavator]

On the other hand there is still "Congratulations on having your healthy baby girl/boy"

Don't be scared.:smallsmile:

I don't know, If they actually said exactly what you wrote, I probably wouldn't be so calm.

[BloodyAngel]

The most terrifying word in the english language is "Almost".

But only when following a statement.

"It's alright, you're going to live... Almost."

"Don't worry sir, you'll be able to have a healthy sex life... almost."

"We've managed to remove the tumor... almost."

By the same route... I'm also fond of the words "Sort of", "Kinda" and "technically". :smallwink:

[Crispy Dave]

"the government seems to be hiding something big about the rare new disease in <random town> "

[Em Blackleaf]

Something you could be eating right now could be deadly, deadly poison. Details at 11.

Was that used already?

[Skillness622]

One for the forces people in the playground...

Mr Skillness622! Your feet, my in-tray, now if you please.

Normally swiftly followed by meetings without coffee.:smallfrown:

[Aristeidis]

Everything is going to be all right...

[I'm da Rogue!]

POLICE!

or, in rp terms:

In the name of Pelor, I command you, filthy rogue, to follow me!

[Blayze]

"Master? How does one unsummon a Demon Lord?"

[FoE]

"Oh ****, the condom broke."

[I'm da Rogue!]

^Ouch.:smalleek:

[Crimmy]

what? dragon control? what for?

[Arameus]

"Huh? No, you can't go that way; the road's blocked. You'll just have to stay here in Silent Hill until I can figure out what's going on."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[The Bushranger]

Funny?

"I've never seen/heard/etc. anything like that before..."


Reality?

...actually, "nothing". I don't mean that as "nothing scares me". I mean that as, hearing nothing from someone I've been talking to. As I mentioned in the Depression Thread awhile back, that's the one true phobia I have: that I'll be talking to someone, someone I'd like to consider a friend, or is a friend, and I'll say something unknowingly that offends or hurts them, and instead of their calling me on it, arguing with me about it, or even flat-out saying "don't talk to me again", they give me the silent treatment...

"I don't mind if you cheer me, and I don't mind if you boo me. Just as long as you're making noise." - attributed to Dale Earnhardt

[Exachix]

"Sorry Kids, I only brought one CD for us to listen too... I guess I'll just put it on for this 12 hour long road trip"

Oops I did it again...

AHHHHHHHH!

[I'm da Rogue!]

"we can only save one of them."


"...and you have to choose which."

"... one you love more.":smallamused:

[Rawhide]

"we can only save one of them."


"...and you have to choose which."


"... one you love more.":smallamused:

Your spouse or your identical twin sibling...

[Cuddly]

"Oh ****, they're fast zombies!

There would be nothing more terrifying than that. You ended the thread before it began. :smallfrown:

[Castaras]

"<loved one/Family member/friend>'s done a 2112 on us."

Now there's a horrifying thought...:smalleek:

[Blayze]

"Does this taste of almonds to you?"

[The Bushranger]

In the snake enclosure at the zoo:

"Er, has anyone seen the python? He was here just a minute ago..."

[Diva De]

*DM rubbing hands together*

"This is gonna be fun - I've been planning this for weeks!"

[wadledo]

"Oh no, it's supposed to turn that color."

[Winter_Wolf]

"Honey do you love me?"
or
"Honey I have a surprise for you."

There is ALWAYS some kind of bad news ahead. Well not always, but my wife has certainly made me dread hearing these words. It happens often enough that I've developed something like a Pavlov response to those words.

I generally go through three phases in rapid succession when I hear the magic words.
Phase one: :smallsmile: "Of course I love you" or "I like surprises."
Followed immediately thereafter by
Phase two: Suspicion. :smallconfused: "Why?"
It is with a sudden and profound sense of foreboding that I now arrive at
Phase three: Rising terror. :smalleek: Son of a *****! Here it comes, now, boy. This will not have a happy ending.

[Blayze]

I'm surprised you didn't include "Honey, we need to talk."

[Supagoof]

"We will continue the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction"

"The good news is the birth of the child was a success. We'll want to schedule a paternity test right away though."

"We're snowed in for the next month. The good news is we can melt ice for water. The bad news is we don't have enough food to last that long. So...who wants to draw the first straw?"

"Shhhhhh...it'll be our little secret."

[Siwenna]

"There's not that must brain damage."

"You're pregnant"

[Vaeryne]

"The barbarian did WHAT to the high priestess?"

[TigerHunter]

"You're pregnant"
Already been mentioned. :smallbiggrin:
I'd certainly be terrified if a doctor told me that, though. Mainly because I'm male...

[Sleet]

"The department budget has been reprioritized."

In other words, "I hope you have your resume up to date."

[Crimmy]

*how hard can it be to aim correctly with a bazooka?*

[reorith]

"hi i'm chris hansen with nbc dateline. why don't you have a seat over there."

[Gungnir]

"hi i'm chris hansen with nbc dateline. why don't you have a seat over there."

I want to see some guy give him a big handshake, say how much he loves the show, and sit down with a big smile on his face.

"On top of the hill, there is a white gazebo..."

[Mr. Moon]

Serriously: "Miss Shadesri, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate your hand/arm/fingers." Spoken by a doctor/surgeon. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry.

"I love you." Last time that happened... Things ended horribly.

Non-Serriously: "You're keyboard has been confiscated. But you can keep the rest of it!"

Or spoken by one of my freinds: "I found this new book/show..."

[The Bushranger]

Serriously: "Miss Shadesri, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate your hand/arm/fingers." Spoken by a doctor/surgeon. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry.

*offers shoulder to*

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

Serriously: "Miss Shadesri, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate your hand/arm/fingers." Spoken by a doctor/surgeon. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry.

If it was a life or death situation, by all means I would say take it. I can learn to live without said extremity. I think there are far far worse things that could happen than that.

[saimne]

Has anyone said, "Hey, tell me if this hurts..." yet?

[EvilElitest]

You've been baned from giant in the playground because you are a git. Never come back here again you bastard


Excuse me sir, you've been declared ruler of Europe and your first duty is to make everyone speak Finish

Were deporting you to Canada, but you don't get free health care

Back to the reservations with you

Are you on fire?

Oh, shiny thing

Hey dude, i think i have the new black plague

I love you

Give me all your money

I don't care

Freakiest thing that was ever said to me was

Excuse me, are you Jesus?
from,
EE

[Admiral Squish]

"I'll be right behind you."
"Who's up for a game of ro sham bo?"
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?"

[ForzaFiori]

"hey y'all, watch this!"

"honey, guess what i bought!"

*after waking up in a hospital "so, how attached were you to your [insert body part]?"

"oops"

*said by a doctor* "knee bones connected to the thigh bone, thigh bones connected the the hip bone"

"What are the symptoms of small pox?"

"I swear i thought [carnivorous animal]s were docile!"

[saimne]

"I swear i thought [carnivorous animal]s were docile!"

Oh god that reminds me, "Don't worry, bears aren't carnivorous. They only eat nuts and berries and stuff. And fish. Wait."

[Raiser Blade]

If it was a life or death situation, by all means I would say take it. I can learn to live without said extremity. I think there are far far worse things that could happen than that.

Well I can think of one "extremity" that I wouldn't want to live without.


:smallamused:

[EvilElitest]

we don't need to out run the bear, we just need to out run you
from,
EE

[Admiral Squish]

Said by a bear: "Hi. I'm a bear. I'm going to eat you in a few seconds. Just though we should be clear on that before I get started."

"Don't worry, the dragon's definitely asleep by now."

"JESUS, RUN!"

"I know something you don't know..."

"I have pooped somewhere in this house. Guess where."

[ForzaFiori]

"so...where's the broom?"

turns out this is especially bad when you wake your mom up at 3AM to ask this question when you've broken her favorite glass.

who knew?

[NikkTheTrick]

"What can go wrong?"

[Sneak]

"You're deaf." :P

[EvilElitest]

me- i think i just got shot
from,
EE

[Phae Nymna]

"I am sorry to tell you this, but your friends Rilan, Jordan, and Aaron have died en route to your house in an automobile accident. The driver of the other car has been identified as another acquaintance of yours, a mister Rodomista. We are extremely sorry for your loss. You can contact the city morgue for viewing."

This is the one conversation that haunts my mind. My two greatest friends and the two out of family people that I love with all of my heart.
The four of them I hold as near if not nearer, than family.

[NikkTheTrick]

Wait, that was a real conversation?! :smalleek:

[Shiny, Bearer of the Pokystick]

"Trust me."

[ForzaFiori]

"I'm sorry, but your grandfather's surgery is gonna take a bit longer than we expected"

*7 hours later, in what was supposed to be a 3 hour surgery*

"We think your grandfather may have had a stroke during surgery. He can no longer move his left side"

just found out that my gf's grandfathers brain surgery didn't go exactly as planned. I can't even begin to image how she feels right now.

[Sleet]

"Wake up dear, it's 3 AM and your father is on the phone for you."

I've experienced that one. It's never good.

[ZombieRockStar]

EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!

(Sorry...just had to because I've lately become obsessed with the show)

[Rawhide]

EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!

(Sorry...just had to because I've lately become obsessed with the show)

I have a better one:

Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.

[ZombieRockStar]

I have a better one:

Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.

I don't think so...if you get assimilated, you can always live in hope that you'll be one of the few to be rescued from the Borg. There's no coming back from extermination though. Once a Dalek zaps you or puts a plunger to your face, you're gone (except for that one guy. There's always exceptions).

[Rawhide]

...you can always live in hope that you'll be one of the few to be rescued from the Borg.

What is hope when you have no individuality?

[Volug]

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.

You have no chance to survive make your time... hahaha.

((:smallbiggrin:))

[Dustyme]

the soud of "Dualing Banjo's" while camping, pick your southern state!