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2007-10-22, 05:37 AM
Has anyone homebrewed a dire chicken? I swear I've seen one on the boards somewhere, but searching didn't turn up anything.

2007-10-22, 07:24 AM
I don't know about a homebrew dire chicken, but on of the creatures in the Munchkin D20 Monster Manual is the Large Angry Chicken. Fits the bill quite well.

2007-10-22, 07:41 AM
I remember the Dire Duck. Is that it?

2007-10-22, 06:55 PM
gah, dire chicken. once upon a time there was a neverwinter nights server named aventia. on this server was a zoo that had become out of control, the creatures CR range was in the low to mid 20's.

this zone had to be completed while polymorphed as a iron golem because it was filled with CR 20 chickens who came in packs of 25, all had save vs die vision and could sneak attack, which wasn't hard to use when you were flanked by 25 of them.

the designers of that server were sick, sick men.

2007-10-22, 07:10 PM
The AxeBeak is very DoDo ish but that's quite chicken-y.

2007-10-23, 12:56 AM
I stated up a Dire Goose (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59674) once, will that work?

blue chicken
2007-11-07, 01:30 AM
...you called? Don't know how you'll be able to get to my stats, unfortunately...