Cat pun battle cies

[somethingrandom]

For a game I am playing in I would like to use some cat pun based battle cries.
I am having difficulty thinking of any and I am hoping my fellow play grounders could help.

[Mr.Sandman]

"This will be a Cat-astrophy for you."
"I have the purrfect plan."
"Whatever happened to our non-competition claws?"

[paddyfool]

The only ideas I can think of work best as a taunt:
"Cat-ch me if you can!"
"Come and get me, you *******!"

[Wraith]

"Paw-er! Unlimited PAW-ER!" *lighting bolt*
"I'm going to turn you into litter!" *fireball*
"This should give them paws for thought!" *fireball*
"You'll need more than 9 lives to get out of this!" *fireball*
"I think you'll find this to be a fur-midable offence!" *fireball*
"Say hello to my little fur-end!" *summons Celestial Tiger*

(In response to someone threatening you, such as: "You'll regret the day you were born!") "Me? 'Ow?" ....*fireball*

Referring to enemies as in-furry-er (inferior) is a cheap and easy one, too. :smalltongue:

[Pex]

I categorically object to cheetahs in these games!

You shall be buried in the catacombs!

You lion son of a . . .

Nah, tee hee, I'm only kitten.

I don't want your lip, but I got your tongue.

Am I or am I not?

But I'll disappear and all you'll have left is my charming smile.

Is that your blood on my blade or merely catsup?

You are my nip.

I hate your tie. Grr!

Felines, nothing more than felines.

Morris good.

[Kaptin Keen]

Sorry, but ... Geronimeow?

[Malphegor]

when firing any ranged weapon no matter what it is: Fire the... CAT-A-PULT!

[Zeb]

Meow you die!

A clawful death awaits you!

You Now face a fur-midabal foe.

How fur-tunate that you will die by my paws!

That feline of dread is is the last you will have.

Purr-haps if you surrender now I will be meowaceafull.

[Brother Oni]

Ours is the Fur(r)y!

[Pauly]

For a near miss - ‘missed by a whisker’

[Ason]

For an easier time coming up with puns, RhymeZone.com lets you search for words that rhyme with, phrases that contain, sound similar to, etc for any word you like. You could easily punch in any number of cat words into RhymeZone (e.g. cat, meow, purr, paw), search for a few simple variations (e.g. rhymes, phrases, sound-alikes), and use that information to come up with tons of puns.

[Pex]

For an easier time coming up with puns, RhymeZone.com lets you search for words that rhyme with, phrases that contain, sound similar to, etc for any word you like. You could easily punch in any number of cat words into RhymeZone (e.g. cat, meow, purr, paw), search for a few simple variations (e.g. rhymes, phrases, sound-alikes), and use that information to come up with tons of puns.

Purr-fect!