Drache64
2020-05-18, 06:36 PM
So I didn't know this at the time but my DM saw the Kobold with wish scroll meme and he threw it into our session.
My wizard was driving a cart while our revised ranger was leading us through the countryside. Suddenly a Kobold springs a trap on our horses. Surprised but not amused my bladesinger wizard shoots a firebolt at the little wretch. The Kobold casts counterspell. He then reveals he's holding a wish scroll. I misty step behind him and attempt to stop the little bugger by knocking the scroll from him.
The kobold teleports me to the astral sea. I then wind up in a dark room attached to a chair with antimagic bonds. I awaken my pocket watch familiar (custom item I have) and tell him to pick the locks. He responds that there is no locks to pick. I am then brought before an emperor where the Kobold is paid for bringing me in. I an told I am to fight his champion.
Fast forward, I am unable to do anything but talk to NPCs, there is no escape I am stuck on the rails to this fight. Spoiler alert: my level 4 bladesinger wizard is going to fight a cr9 blue dragon.
I am given a last meal in the morning before the fight. I ask if it can be anything. They agree, I ask what if it costs a lot of money and requires magic. They specify it's my last meal and can be anything. I ask for a heroes feast. Surprised but amused the DM allows me. My 26hp goes up by 2d10 rolling a 14. I get 40hp Max HP. Before the battle I cast false life at 2nd level getting 10 temporary hp for a total of 50.
Getting up the the top of the Battleground I activate my blade song and summon my shadow blade.
With a few clutch uses of shield and absorb elements, mixed with a recasting of false life, also punishing it for moving with booming blade as much as possible and warcaster I am finally reduced to 1 hp but it's also on its last leg.
3 rounds go by and my d20 screws me (granted I need to roll a nat12+). But it misses me as I drain all my spell slots on shield. Finally I'm out of spell slots. It swings 3 times. Miss... Miss... Hit. Any damage will end me. I go unconscious.
I ask the DM if I get to roll any death saves. He says yes, on a 20 I will pop back up and have the slightest chance. I roll a 19. My characters head is ripped off and my character is dead.
The end.
My wizard was driving a cart while our revised ranger was leading us through the countryside. Suddenly a Kobold springs a trap on our horses. Surprised but not amused my bladesinger wizard shoots a firebolt at the little wretch. The Kobold casts counterspell. He then reveals he's holding a wish scroll. I misty step behind him and attempt to stop the little bugger by knocking the scroll from him.
The kobold teleports me to the astral sea. I then wind up in a dark room attached to a chair with antimagic bonds. I awaken my pocket watch familiar (custom item I have) and tell him to pick the locks. He responds that there is no locks to pick. I am then brought before an emperor where the Kobold is paid for bringing me in. I an told I am to fight his champion.
Fast forward, I am unable to do anything but talk to NPCs, there is no escape I am stuck on the rails to this fight. Spoiler alert: my level 4 bladesinger wizard is going to fight a cr9 blue dragon.
I am given a last meal in the morning before the fight. I ask if it can be anything. They agree, I ask what if it costs a lot of money and requires magic. They specify it's my last meal and can be anything. I ask for a heroes feast. Surprised but amused the DM allows me. My 26hp goes up by 2d10 rolling a 14. I get 40hp Max HP. Before the battle I cast false life at 2nd level getting 10 temporary hp for a total of 50.
Getting up the the top of the Battleground I activate my blade song and summon my shadow blade.
With a few clutch uses of shield and absorb elements, mixed with a recasting of false life, also punishing it for moving with booming blade as much as possible and warcaster I am finally reduced to 1 hp but it's also on its last leg.
3 rounds go by and my d20 screws me (granted I need to roll a nat12+). But it misses me as I drain all my spell slots on shield. Finally I'm out of spell slots. It swings 3 times. Miss... Miss... Hit. Any damage will end me. I go unconscious.
I ask the DM if I get to roll any death saves. He says yes, on a 20 I will pop back up and have the slightest chance. I roll a 19. My characters head is ripped off and my character is dead.
The end.