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Sledge_bro
2007-10-28, 10:10 AM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/


did the squirrel get 3 naturals 20's or 3 natural 1's ? (as in the house rule)

I can't decide. :smallfrown:

Saph
2007-10-28, 10:13 AM
Obviously, a wizard researched and cast the homebrew spell Flaming Squirrel Strike.

- Saph

Quirinus_Obsidian
2007-10-28, 10:25 AM
I would say the Squirrel had rolled 20's on the chewing, rolled a 1 on the Fort save for massive damage, and then a 20 on the kamikaze strike.

KIDS
2007-10-28, 10:44 AM
Let us observe a moment of solemn silence for the squirrel.

Apart from many natural 20s (on Fortitude vs. Massive damage too), nothing to add but it's the best news report ever - thanks for linking :smallsmile:

bosssmiley
2007-10-28, 12:52 PM
Squirrel fumbled its Knowledge:Electrical Engineering roll and decided "power lines = delicious good eats."
Nom nom nom....BZZZZZT!
Then squirrel fumbled its Fort save against massive electrical damage.
Then squirrel caught fire for annoying the DM.
Then squirrel took extra "insult to injury" falling damage.
Then the 'unattended object' car fumbled its save against flaming plummeting squirrel (no one and nothing has DR/flaming plummeting squirrel). :smallcool:

Knight_Of_Twilight
2007-10-28, 01:01 PM
"Flaming Squirrels fall, everybody dies."

Roderick_BR
2007-10-28, 01:08 PM
I think he damaged the engine, and caused a retributive strike.

Chronos
2007-10-28, 01:37 PM
It was obviously an awakened squirrel, who had taken levels in Elemental Savant.