Callos_DeTerran
2007-10-28, 01:11 PM
Okay, this is part joke and part serious but I've been wondering about this for a while now and the idea is stuck in my head. (For anyone who's read Nodwick, the idea comes from there)
Alright, a bit of explanation. You have a wand of every damaging or ill-effecting spell (Let's go with core only) and the opposites of a couple of the beneficial ones (Like Cure Moderate Wounds and Neautralize Poison). You've used sovreign glue to stick all of the suckers together then stuck them on another stick so you can hold the mass easier. Next...you altered the command words of all the wands so that they all share the same command word, Abrapocalypse, and for the sake of arguement all of the wands only have a single charge left in them and have the same CL.
A.) Would you as a DM allow an item like this to work? For hilarity or otherwise.
B.)...What exactly WOULD happen if they did activate at once? Remember, this is every harmful or damaging spell out there that could possibly be turned into a wand and the opposites of a couple helpful spells too.
C.) Would you let a creature with SR get by with only a single Spell Resistance check (It IS only one item affecting it) or would the player be making a SR check for each spell that allowed it?
D.) Considering one made such a wand...would it be a minor/major artifact considering what it does?
E.) If you didn't simply want every single spell in those wands to happen, how would you say the wand worked? (A huge explosion or what?)
F.)......What kind of protective wear and distance from the target should they have before saying 'Abrapocalypse'? (I'm thinking goggles at the very least from the bright light...maybe a lead wall or apron.)
Mostly a joke thread, though depending on what happens I may homebrew the WAND OF EVERYTHING!
Alright, a bit of explanation. You have a wand of every damaging or ill-effecting spell (Let's go with core only) and the opposites of a couple of the beneficial ones (Like Cure Moderate Wounds and Neautralize Poison). You've used sovreign glue to stick all of the suckers together then stuck them on another stick so you can hold the mass easier. Next...you altered the command words of all the wands so that they all share the same command word, Abrapocalypse, and for the sake of arguement all of the wands only have a single charge left in them and have the same CL.
A.) Would you as a DM allow an item like this to work? For hilarity or otherwise.
B.)...What exactly WOULD happen if they did activate at once? Remember, this is every harmful or damaging spell out there that could possibly be turned into a wand and the opposites of a couple helpful spells too.
C.) Would you let a creature with SR get by with only a single Spell Resistance check (It IS only one item affecting it) or would the player be making a SR check for each spell that allowed it?
D.) Considering one made such a wand...would it be a minor/major artifact considering what it does?
E.) If you didn't simply want every single spell in those wands to happen, how would you say the wand worked? (A huge explosion or what?)
F.)......What kind of protective wear and distance from the target should they have before saying 'Abrapocalypse'? (I'm thinking goggles at the very least from the bright light...maybe a lead wall or apron.)
Mostly a joke thread, though depending on what happens I may homebrew the WAND OF EVERYTHING!