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13_CBS
2007-10-29, 04:44 PM
You have taken a level of baddass. Describe yourself; how you look, how you talk, how you act, etc.

This has been kept vague on purpose :smallbiggrin:

Setra
2007-10-29, 04:49 PM
Um.. okay.. lemme see here...

Looks: Probably similar to how I do now, except with my hair as long as it used to be (down to my mid-back), tied back in a ponytail, wearing some jeans, a white shirt, and wearing a trenchcoat. Also, I have muscles.

Talking: Slightly better grammar than I have now, but I have gained the ability to make people cry by insulting them. :smallcool:

Act: I dunno, probably hanging out with my friends.

evisiron
2007-10-29, 04:55 PM
Gut? Less of it
Muscles? Better defined.
Kick ass sword? I got one
Half vampire? You bet.
Trench coat? Longer.
Bad guys with uzis? Not a problem.

Question speaker? No longer!

Amotis
2007-10-29, 04:56 PM
Han Solo. - -

Bor the Barbarian Monk
2007-10-29, 05:01 PM
"Ah, it's good to see you awake, Mr. Bond. We have searched you thoroughly, and all of your gadgetry has been secured on another continent.

"Now, allow me to introduce you to my bunny, Mr. Snuggles. You will notice that his cage is tiled. As he hops about, each tile will activate a different torture device connected to the slab upon which you are secured. I'm slightly embarrassed to admit this, but I'm not really sure what tile activates which device, as I was pretty drunk at the time I wired it. I'm also unsure of the timing on the bunny treats that will drop randomly around Mr. Snuggles' cage; my guess would be somewhere between one to twenty times per hour.

"With that, I bid you good luck, and will check on your progress tomorrow morning."

:biggrin:

StickMan
2007-10-29, 05:05 PM
I seem to be exactly the same. I guess I did not need the class level.

CrazedGoblin
2007-10-29, 05:09 PM
Han Solo. - -

to true hehe:smallbiggrin:

SurlySeraph
2007-10-29, 05:22 PM
I'd have shorter, less messy hair. I'd keep wearing my normal clothing (monochrome T-shirts and jeans), plus a kevlar vest. I'd be more muscular than I am now, and have many more scars. My stubble would be uniformly distributed and of even length. Also, I'd have a machete and a shotgun strapped to my back, plus various knives.

wadledo
2007-10-29, 05:38 PM
http://www.malaspina.edu/~mcneil/jpg/buddha.jpg
Like this guy, only with more pants.

hylian chozo
2007-10-29, 05:47 PM
these
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.TookALevelInBadass
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.BadassLongcoat
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.FutureBadass

Dean Fellithor
2007-10-29, 05:56 PM
Clothes: Trench-Coat, Black Boots, Black shirt, Black Pants, V mask.

Weapons: Cutlass, Flintlock (if you can't kill someone in one shot its best to use a sword.), 10 Knives. or just Leon's (FF7) Sword...

Hair: long.

Muscle: Toned.

After those tones of Levels in Swashbuckler and Rogue... I think it is time I took another Class...:tongue:

Saithis Bladewing
2007-10-29, 06:09 PM
I'd look the same as I do now. :smallwink:

Or this:

http://www.blackthunder185.de/Bilder/Dragonball/DragonballZ/Son-Gohan/SJ/085.jpg

Purple Cloak
2007-10-29, 06:50 PM
some of these discriptions sound scarily like i already am like.......

although i guess id also have sunglasses and the ability to use my largist sword in one hand

†Seer†
2007-10-29, 07:34 PM
Look: Longer hair that stays perfectly styled; high-end, brand-name clothes; Gunblade(FF8).
Talk: Same as now, less of a slur though.
Act: More swagger in my walk, general aloofness, ability to creep people out with a smile, yet charm people with the same smile.

Arameus
2007-10-29, 07:42 PM
How do I look, talk, act as a Badass? Exactly the same. Except as a Badass, I would actually take my gun and my knife with me rather than simply knowing how to use them with startling efficiency.

The only real difference is that people need badass situations that exposes their badassitude, otherwise they just become accountants and novelists. If the world had more robots, magic teenagers, or evil overlords, the number of badasses would rise exponentially as more and more people had the opportunities to discover it latent within them.

Cyrano
2007-10-29, 07:42 PM
I dunno, I guess I'd have more acne.
On my ass.

Da Beast
2007-10-29, 07:47 PM
Pretty much like I do now but with my leather jacket on, a better build, and some kind of handgun/sword/knives.

Edit: and maybe a big scar on one side of my face.

ForzaFiori
2007-10-29, 07:49 PM
how i look: me, but with hair down to my mid back when braided, and its the thickness of my wrist the entire way down. a friend of mine had hair like that. I would kill to get it, but my hair is too thin :(. I would have one of those triangular kick ass beard thingies (not sure as to their name). I have toned muscles, though not huge. Like most pro soccer players. I wear the same basic stuff, but with a trench coat and dark sunglasses.

how i talk: ever meet a new york italian? thats how i talk now.

what i do: whatever i want to. I'm a badass, i can do that now.

Midnight Son
2007-10-29, 08:12 PM
1st level badass - The shades
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/ArgentineBeach.jpg

2nd level badass - Shave and grow the goatee
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/Wasatch.jpg

8th level badass - The bike
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/Motorcycle.jpg

15th level badass - The jacket, and the hat
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/Darkman.jpg

Epic Badass - No description necessary
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Dwarf71/Me--Chloe.gif
That's my very awesome niece who kicks my badass with a grin.

Halna LeGavilk
2007-10-29, 08:24 PM
how you look: 7 feet tall, short brown hair, full plate spiked armor that is tinged red. Huge, black angel wings spread up from my back, but strangely, a bright, holy light is shone out from behind me. I have four arms. A chain is strapped around my waist, two shorts are equipped to my plate, and a Greatsword is strapped to my back.
how you talk: With the voices of 3 billion souls, sacrificed to create me.
how you act: Whatever way I want.

purple gelatinous cube o' Doom
2007-10-29, 11:36 PM
Personally, I think a level in BS is much more helpful. I mean it is impossible to get through college without it.

SDF
2007-10-29, 11:51 PM
Han Solo. - -

I suppose that would depend on who shoots first... :smalltongue:

I think with a level of badass I would stay pretty much the same, except that I would have a gf who is also a witch. Yeah, that would be badass. Like me, SDF!

Iudex Fatarum
2007-10-30, 08:35 AM
Personaly favored weapon would be small throwing knives along the sides of my abdomen with two short swords on my lower back and maybe a kukri or two on the top of my back. I would also have a black leather jacket and a something that looks like jeans but more flexible fabric (jeans just don't work for athletics) how I would act, thats easy, defender of justice, more or less vigilante sounds like fun.

ForzaFiori
2007-10-30, 03:58 PM
duh, thats what i forgot.

weapons: sai at my waist, twin swords on my back, and a tommy gun in my violin case. (hey, i gotta show my italian side somewhere XD)

InaVegt
2007-10-30, 04:08 PM
Imagine Doctor X, only female, and young, and smoking hot.

Did I mention this doctor was evil, and is planning on using cerebrus to wipe out the human race?

That's me with a level in BA.

Setra
2007-10-30, 05:23 PM
these
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.TookALevelInBadass
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.BadassLongcoat
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.FutureBadass
You sick bastard.. I'm stuck in TV tropes now!! :smallfrown:

MountainKing
2007-10-30, 05:42 PM
Well, we'll start with my motorcycle boots and a pair of blue jeans. Followed with a white t-shirt and a flannel with the sleeves rolled up to accentuate the fact that my forearms are huge. Add a pair of mirrored aviators, my gloves with the fingers cut off at the knuckles, and a pair of sawed off double barrel shotguns (open action, dual triggers, mahogany grip) that I don't actually own, along with a belt with loops for shells... filled with shells (that I also do not own), and my trusty butterfly knife tucked into my pocket (which I DO own!).

Basically, my standard autumn attire, plus guns... and I would talk like a mix between Alec Baldwin and Sean Connery.

Haruki-kun
2007-10-30, 06:32 PM
How I'd look?
Well, my hair would be longer, straighter, and probably a different color. Muscles? Yeah, maybe a bit more than now..... I'd wear Jeans and maybe a Black shirt.

In a fantasy world, I'd also have Wings and a Halo. And I'd get myself a big sword.

Mordan
2007-10-31, 05:21 PM
Let's see... 6 foot tall, 205 with a 6 pack abs, crew cut, short beard, erect frame, combat boots, blue jeans and t-shirts. Trained to use most modern forms of weaponry and several "artistic" forms to include sword, katana, fencing, and several different kinds of hand to hand. Also, master in explosives and capable of driving any vehicle on the planet, and fly helicopters and airplanes, as well as do my own repairs on them.

Oh wait... you mean AFTER I gain a level in badass?

What's really funny is you people wanna be more like me, and I wanna be more like you.

Mad Scientist
2007-10-31, 06:29 PM
I read this at thought "No, I have a BS and I'm working on my PhD. Why would I want a BA?"

Now I get it. Is there a gender-specific term for a female "badass"?

Mephisto
2007-10-31, 11:24 PM
Look: Close-cut hair, evenly trimmed stubble. Think Tyler Durden. Black T-shirt, black pants, black tennis shoes.

Talk: Softly and reasonably, but leaving no doubt in any threat I might issue.

Amotis
2007-11-01, 12:09 AM
Is there a gender-specific term for a female "badass"?

River Tam?

bosssmiley
2007-11-03, 09:52 AM
How do I look as a badass? Like me, only moreso. :smallcool:

(beaten to it by Mordan I see - although, I have to say: fail! for overstating the case mate. :smalltongue: )


Now I get it. Is there a gender-specific term for a female "badass"?

The Action Girl (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.ActionGirl) or The Ripley are the usual...

*pffffft* River Tam</skwizgaar>

rubakhin
2007-11-03, 12:43 PM
Like myself, only about a foot and a half taller and with Russian prison tats. In real life I'm like 5'1. I am so sick of getting hit on by pedophiles.

On the bright side, however, I'll probably be able to pass for a fourteen-year-old twink until I'm well into my forties.

PhallicWarrior
2007-11-03, 07:50 PM
About a foot taller, eighty pounds heavier, (I'm a featherweight.) all muscle. Dark black tribal body tatoos including one right down my left eyebrow and cheek. Gold-rimmed fashion shields (high-end sunglasses) and a katana strapped to my back, along with a chrome-plated Desert Eagle at my waist.

Cobra_Ikari
2007-11-03, 08:51 PM
Hmm...

I seem to recall a friend of mine saying a badass is someone who would terrify you while unarmed and wearing a frilly pink tutu, or something to that effect...

...anyway, umm...I don't know. Like this, but with more hair? And in a bit better shape?

TheBoneSplitter
2007-11-03, 09:33 PM
The hair will be long and brown (sort of what it is now if I only grew it), I'd look like a common stereotypical beer drinking metal head, and I'd growlbelch each and every one of my words out.

Sgilti
2007-11-05, 09:33 PM
My level of badass is this:
Height: 5'8" (current height)
Weight: Slight
Hair: Brown, coarse, unkempt, perhaps four or five inches long (grows out, not down)
Skin: A tanned version of myself (I tend to get pretty dark if I'm out frequently enough and for long enough)
Clothing: Linen shirt, sack cloth pants, sack cloth over-coat

What would make me badass?

Oh, merely a general apathy for humanity (while unknowingly being its savior), while in possession of an ability to draw on the life-force of the world, inadvertantly causing MOUNTAINS to crumble simply because I'm around.