hey

[ShadowyFigure]

just thought i'd say... hey im new...

[InaVegt]

Welcome to the playground.

There is a thread made spexcifically for this purpose though, and you can find it here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49101).

Do not worry about it, this is something done by new people quite often and this is just a friendly reminder often given by us.

Oh, I almost forgot *snatches soul*

[Castaras]

Badly.Written.Code Activate

If Thread.Purpose = Newbie.Saying.Hi {

Url.Insert = "New Members Thread" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49101)

Print.Statement "Welcome to the forums!"

Give.Item.Pie
}
If Thread.Purpose =/= Newbie.Saying.Hi {

Beep

Self.Explode Activate
}
If Simu = True {

Mutilate.Simuer Activate

Self.Explode Activate
}

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hiya!!!

Here's a welcoming gift.

*leaves a wooden sword with a note attached. The note says "It is dangerous to go alone. Take this."

[Winterwind]

Hi!

Welcome to the Playground! Make yourself a home; leaving the sanity back at the entrance is highly recommended, the management doesn't take responsibility for possible harm happening to it otherwise. :smallsmile:

(Seriously, who needs sanity anyway?)

[Grey_]

I am new also.

[FoE]

FoE: Then you must undergo the special "hazing" ritual we have for all new Playgrounders. It involves me placing a hand on your chest and draining all your life-energy.

Newbie: That doesn't sound like much of a ritual...

FoE: Shut up, fresh meat. You don't think I know what I'm doing? Now get over here.

Newbie: Yes sir. :smallfrown:

FoE: *Drain to a withered husk*

[Icewalker]

That is some badly put together code! And/or in a language I don't understand!

Let's see...probably some errors in here...



package myPackage
import java.util.Scanner

class newMember
{

boolean witheredHusk = false;

public static void main(String[] args)
{
..........new Scanner in = (Something that I forget :smallfrown: )
..........int new;

..........System.out.println("Are you new? 1 for yes and 2 for no.");
..........new = in.nextInt;

..........if(new == 1)
..........{
....................System.out.println("Go to the new members thread. However first, according to hazing procedure, you must be ....................life-drained.");
....................lifeDrain();
..........}

..........else if(new == 2)
..........{
....................System.out.println("Then why did you make this thread? This foolishness clearly deserves a life-draining.");
....................lifeDrain();
..........}

..........else
..........{
....................System.out.println("That wasn't a choice. Try not being stupid.");
....................lifeDrain();
..........}
}

public void lifeDrain();
{
..........witheredHusk = true;
}





Yay AP Java class!

[Kaelaroth]

Hey newbies.
Greetings slaves!
Nice to see so many new faces in the playground.
Nice to see more food for my dread legion.
Welcome! :smallsmile:
Prepare for imminent death!

Hope you have fun. And, as said above, please deposit your sanity in the helpfully indicated recycling bins. Thanks!

[SurlySeraph]

FoE: Then you must undergo the special "hazing" ritual we have for all new Playgrounders. It involves me placing a hand on your chest and draining all your life-energy.

Newbie: That doesn't sound like much of a ritual...

FoE: Shut up, fresh meat. You don't think I know what I'm doing? Now get over here.

Newbie: Yes sir. :smallfrown:

FoE: *Drain to a withered husk*

NOOOOOOOOO! *dives between FoE and the poor, innocent newbie*

*dies*

... damn, in retrospect I should have just knocked his hand away.

[hyperfreak497]

I miss being new...

[Mordan]

I dub thee, the NewHyperFreak497

Arise new person and stand ready for your draining...

but first, a word from our sponsor.

Hi, I'm here on the streets asking people how they enjoy our all new and improved, never before sold to the public SANITY RECEPTACLE!!

Let me demonstrate. First, you remove your sanity, then run it through this thing on top that resembles, but is not, a paper shredder. It comes out the bottom of the not-paper-shredder in nice small even pieces for convenient storage in the receptacle below.

We now offer them in Azure for people who just don't get enough.
And here's on of our happy customers now: :miko:

doesn't she look happy?

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.