Some thing I noticed about games

[Sigbru]

1- Muteness in heroes is quite common
2- Swords don't cut flesh
3- After they die, people evaporate
4- Most of the hero hometown eventually are destroyed

Wow those are so unfunny that I laugh, but at least you guys can post the funny ones

more?

[Dihan]

List of 192 RPG Cliches: Here (http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html)

[Jacob_Gallagher]

5. Anyone can get headshots, untrained, against zombies running 10mph, from 100ft away, from the back of a moving Humvee, with a pistol.

[Dairun Cates]

Don't make me start quoting my design text books at you.

[Blayze]

6 - (The Mastercard Effect) There is always one currency, whether the story takes the heroes across countries, continents, planets, galaxies or alternate realities.

[Icewalker]

Oh the grand list of Console RPG cliches. I love that thing. Especially


Sephiroth Memorial Escape Clause
Any misdeed up to and including multiple genocide is forgiveable if you're cool enough.

[Tengu]

7. A Ph. D in theoretical physics and working as an assistant in a laboratory on a top-secret project give you a really strong swinging arm with a crowbar, and better training with various weapons than specialized military personnel have.

[Maxymiuk]

8. You may have spent all your life training in the art of armed combat and are said to have faced countless foes with only you left standing in the end.
And yet your success will inexplicably hinge upon the steady influx of progressively stronger weapons and armor that you find in solid, brightly colored strongboxes. Sitting out in the open. Or hidden behind waterfalls. Always behind waterfalls.

[Semidi]

9. No one ever goes deaf after having fired several rockets, had grenades blow up a few feet away from them, or fire hundreds of rounds of 45. caliber bullets.
10. Running over med-packs heals gunshot wounds.

[Winterwind]

9. No one ever goes deaf after having fired several rockets, had grenades blow up a few feet away from them, or fire hundreds of rounds of 45. caliber bullets.There are some (http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-07-17) who disagree. :smallbiggrin:

[ufo]

10b. If your arm has been cut off, eating a beef or pumpkin (as examples) will most likely restore it!