Colbert's at it again

[BURNhollywoodBURN]

If you haven't read Stephan Colbert's "I am America (and so can you!)", it is an amazing book of his show coming to life in print. If you have, post!

[Gungnir]

I got the First Edition, but since I'm against reading, I haven't looked through it yet.

[Semidi]

I've eaten my copy. The ink contains high quantities of genius.

[BURNhollywoodBURN]

I got the First Edition, but since I'm against reading, I haven't looked through it yet.

Indeed, you are truly a Colbert fan. A true one at that too. But yours may be a Chinese counterfeit...
:smalleek:

[de-trick]

I want to read it(even though I'm part of America's Hat) Hes my hero to bad they never let him on the ballet

[Green Bean]

I picked up a copy last week. The chapter on animals really cracked me up, especially the anecdotes on Gipper. :smallbiggrin:

[VeisuItaTyhjyys]

I've eaten my copy. The ink contains high quantities of genius.

What are you, a bear? If so, then you're the gravest threat to America, sir.

[Semidi]

What are you, a bear? If so, then you're the gravest threat to America, sir.

I'm a half man, half bear, half pig. Pigbearman... or would it be manpigbear...?

[SnowballMan]

I want to read it(even though I'm part of America's Hat) Hes my hero to bad they never let him on the ballet

A second blow to this great American. First neither political party would let them on their primary ballots. Now he can't even get into the ballet? It is a dark day for America indeed.

[BRC]

A second blow to this great American. First neither political party would let them on their primary ballots. Now he can't even get into the ballet? It is a dark day for America indeed.
I say we get him into the ballet by creating a superpowerful robot to break a hole in the wall for Stephen to walk through, this robot will be controlled by the reconstructed brain of Ronald Regan.

[doliest]

I say we get him into the ballet by creating a superpowerful robot to break a hole in the wall for Stephen to walk through, this robot will be controlled by the reconstructed brain of Ronald Regan.
Or we could do the thing we can afford on our budget-let the americans realise their folly when the bears overun much of the north.

[TSGames]

I say we get him into the ballet by creating a superpowerful robot to break a hole in the wall for Stephen to walk through, this robot will be controlled by the reconstructed brain of Ronald Regan.

I second the idea. But with violence *punches a South Carolina peach*

[ReproMan]

Y'know, in the state of Washington, you only need 1000 signatures of registered voters to get a person on the Presidential Primary ballot. I'd be wholly and completely committed to getting him on, if not for that pesky little 'Need the Consent of the Candidate' provision...

[doliest]

Y'know, in the state of Washington, you only need 1000 signatures of registered voters to get a person on the Presidential Primary ballot. I'd be wholly and completely committed to getting him on, if not for that pesky little 'Need the Consent of the Candidate' provision...

But....stephen would consent....he has to for us, for the children, for the world or the bears will overun us!

[BRC]

Or we could do the thing we can afford on our budget-let the americans realise their folly when the bears overun much of the north.
We have a buget provided by the good people at Doritos!

[SnowballMan]

I say we get him into the ballet by creating a superpowerful robot to break a hole in the wall for Stephen to walk through, this robot will be controlled by the reconstructed brain of Ronald Regan.

Ah, so that's why I've been reconstructing it.

[de-trick]

The robot eyes should shoot out beams of justice combined with Doritos a favorite of any wall breaking device

[VeisuItaTyhjyys]

Semidi: Manbearpig! Noooo!


Or we could do the thing we can afford on our budget-let the americans realise their folly when the bears overun much of the north.
They've teamed up with the sexy, sexy canadians? There is no hope.

[de-trick]

They've teamed up with the sexy, sexy canadians? There is no hope.

can't help it