Caption This Returns

[Pex]

An old game I hope to make a come back.

I will post a quirky picture. During the week you will provide a caption that goes with the picture. You may enter more than one caption but only one per posting and after someone else posts. Next week I choose the top three captions. The winner gets to post the next picture and judge the caption entries after a week and so on. If the winner does not post a picture within two days of being chosen anyone may volunteer to post a picture and judge, but by courtesy perhaps the 2nd place winner does it. If during play a week proves too long a wait we could try changing it to 5 days.

https://i.postimg.cc/qR19My02/babybuster.jpg

[totadileplayz]

For They Imagined a Child, and The Child Imagined them.

[farothel]

If you had a newborn screaming through the night, you would also think about how nice it would be if he was a bit older.

[Pex]

It looks like this game isn't making a comeback. Oh well. I found it fun back when.



For They Imagined a Child, and The Child Imagined them.

If you want to give it a try with another picture, go ahead.

[totadileplayz]

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/1400/08ee2945540799.5607a6e8c3516.jpg

[paddyfool]

"Death is just another path, one we all must take", as an old Wizard once said... but let's walk in the sun for now.

[Rogan]

*humming*
Always look on the bright side of life!

[farothel]

The grass is always greener on the other side.

[paddyfool]

"Shadowlands! The leaves have fallen."

[Lacco]

"And after destroying the first half of the planet, Doomsquirrel, the Avatar of Death, Vansquisher of All Life, moves to greener pastures..."

[Pex]

The tree sees it all.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

T: Add one mana of any color.

[Scarlet Knight]

Is this really what they meant by Green Emissions?

[farothel]

Scrat: now where did I put that nut.

[sengmeng]

"But what about that shadowy place over there?"

[totadileplayz]

"And after destroying the first half of the planet, Doomsquirrel, the Avatar of Death, Vansquisher of All Life, moves to greener pastures..."

I have to nominate this as the winner. It's the only one that made me laugh

Edit: Please post a new caption

[Lacco]

I have to nominate this as the winner. It's the only one that made me laugh

Edit: Please post a new caption

I win? I WIN!

Okay, had to search my old storage HDD for this...

https://i.ibb.co/wsYQHBF/DSCF0138.jpg (https://ibb.co/ySVkTdc)

CAPTION AWAY! YOUR CAPTIONS SHALL BE JUDGED!

[totadileplayz]

During the night of the full moon. The witches huddle behind closed doors and look at the future through the flames of knowledge.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Now isn't this nice?"
"Jeff, just pay the lousy electric bill on time!"

[paddyfool]

Internal monologue:
"Is it still out there?"
"Where did it go?"
"If I keep staring at this candle flame, will these two idiots finally realise that I'm just not interested in them and their stupid stories about scary Aaaaaaah!"

[farothel]

"No Joe, as long as there is light, the Grue won't eat you."

[Pex]

Behold the magical candycorn!

[paddyfool]

"Oh great candlelord, devourer of souls - these two schmucks are starting to get jittery about something down here. Little do they know that they're now trapped in here with you."

[Lacco]

Seems that the game is moving slow enough to judge.


Internal monologue:
"Is it still out there?"
"Where did it go?"
"If I keep staring at this candle flame, will these two idiots finally realise that I'm just not interested in them and their stupid stories about scary Aaaaaaah!"

paddyfool wins this round.

Please provide a new image.

[Scarlet Knight]

Since it's been a week may I submit:

https://imgc.artprintimages.com/img/print/la-dolce-vita-marcello-mastroianni-1960_u-l-ph4omw0.jpg?h=550&p=0&w=550&background=fbfbfb

[paddyfool]

Seems that the game is moving slow enough to judge.



paddyfool wins this round.

Please provide a new image.

Apologies - only just saw this now that the thread's updated again.

[Lacco]

Since it's been a week may I submit:

https://imgc.artprintimages.com/img/print/la-dolce-vita-marcello-mastroianni-1960_u-l-ph4omw0.jpg?h=550&p=0&w=550&background=fbfbfb

Why should I never travel in time:

"Trust me, if you perform this dance routine tomorrow, it will become the newest fad and you will become wildly popular and wealthy!"

[totadileplayz]

It is always the time for a fun time.

[paddyfool]

100 wrong ways to give someone a massage, #52: the horseback

[farothel]

"Horsey, mama, horsey."

[Pex]

“Cut! Alright, this didn’t work. Mr. Swayze, you’re the dancer. Sorry, Mr. Orbach, but you can still be in the movie.”

[Scarlet Knight]

"Gianni, are you sure this is how the Americans dance 'The Pony'?"

OK ! This week's winners:

3rd place:

It is always the time for a fun time.

2nd: Place:


Why should I never travel in time:

"Trust me, if you perform this dance routine tomorrow, it will become the newest fad and you will become wildly popular and wealthy!"

And this week's winner:


100 wrong ways to give someone a massage, #52: the horseback

OK Paddyfool, you get to submit the next picture!

[paddyfool]

Here you go:

https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2020/09/dreamscapes-artificial-architecture-book-gestalten-editors-pick-elli-stuhler-sq-4-1104x1104.jpg

[Taffimai]

You know you're doing it right when her screams of extacy open an ancient portal to Avalon.

[Pex]

Falling like dominant O's.

[Lacco]

Why Study Illusionism AND Architecture Together? Reason 1: Nobody Notices the Ugly Frog in Their Backyard Pond When You Do This

[Scarlet Knight]

"Don't worry Boss! Our Block-chain project is almost complete!"

[Lysbeth]

building a house: you're doing it wrong

[Pex]

Uh oh spaghettios.

[paddyfool]

"Don't worry Boss! Our Block-chain project is almost complete!"

Runner up.


You know you're doing it right when her screams of extacy open an ancient portal to Avalon.

Winner winner chicken dinner. Taffimai, you're up next.

(Incidentally, the pic I used was created by the artist Filip Hodas. Well worth doing a Google image search under his name for more material if you liked it).

[Taffimai]

Thank you!
http://i.imgur.com/90Zi509.jpg

[paddyfool]

You can't run away
From my disintegration ray

[farothel]

Run, Forest, Run.

[Pex]

Everyone was shocked when the DM rolled double 1s on the Dracolich's saving throw against the Bard's charm.

[Lacco]

Worst advice for the annual asphalt lake run: "Just try to look as leisurely and as happy as possible when you run, Bob."

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Not pictured: Roadrunner Skeleton

[totadileplayz]

Wile E. Coyote Died Doing what He Loved Chasing after his ultimate Goal.

[Pex]

I look Fabulous!

[Scarlet Knight]

Everyone was excited when ancient Hobbit fossils were found. Somehow no one cared about the kobold skeletons found among them.

[Supagoof]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and gritty, and slayed!

[farothel]

Due to COVID measures, the Olympic marathon took just a little while longer.

[Vianceit]

The necromancer new weight loss regimen, seemed to be very popular. "Lose pounds overnight!" he'd say, "No more need to worry about loose skin!"

[Taffimai]

Because I liked so many of them, I ended up asking my housemates, who of course all picked something else. The arbitrary top three, therefore, is as follows:

Winner:
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and gritty, and slayed!

Runner-up:
Everyone was excited when ancient Hobbit fossils were found. Somehow no one cared about the kobold skeletons found among them.

Third place:
Due to COVID measures, the Olympic marathon took just a little while longer.

[Supagoof]

Awesome. Thanks for picking me. - Here's a new pic (now that I finally figured it out)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AM-JKLXFQMcPKXKknAf-Bj6SW421ACR7s1ciPErwOJyD9IQ6y9P3flm2rdQOffLYGvQbTn gSdm0Dwb5rGn99SBsTAWABZdEQziwJTBY5IuUA1UvOnoc7HoW_ jKE2GKsZr4vYZKbObgMCi7a-ZcTM4HgfIN8Nbg=w426-h326-no?authuser=0

[farothel]

Keep your stinking paws of my business, you damn dirty ape.

[totadileplayz]

It's all monkey business around here.

[paddyfool]

Get this monkey suit off me! I'm an ape, you idiots!

[farothel]

Now, where is my Typewriter.

[Lacco]

It was nothing personal, just a contract. Until they took Agent Monky-Seven's banana. THEN it became personal.

[paddyfool]

OK, Bob, it's the big interview. You've rehearsed for this. You can do this job better than anyone.

"Next up... Bob?"

"Ook!"

S**t. I'm an ape.

[Scarlet Knight]

Every woman's dream: elegant on the outside, an animal on the inside.

[Pex]

"Carl, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get a monkey suit for your wedding."

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

> MFW Harambe

[farothel]

The Halloween costume to scare all your ape friends... The Lawyer. Now only $49.99.

[Supagoof]

Allright, that's enough monkeying around for me. Here's the picks, in reverse order.

3rd - with a "License to Ape"

It was nothing personal, just a contract. Until they took Agent Monky-Seven's banana. THEN it became personal.

2nd - with "Carl, what did you do?"

"Carl, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get a monkey suit for your wedding."

Winner - with "I dressed up for this."

OK, Bob, it's the big interview. You've rehearsed for this. You can do this job better than anyone.

"Next up... Bob?"

"Ook!"

S**t. I'm an ape.

Great job everyone. Honorable mentions to Harambe!

Paddyfool, you're up!

[paddyfool]

https://img.wikioo.org/ADC/Art-ImgScreen-4.nsf/O/A-8XYGK7/$FILE/Man-ray-pisces.Jpg


Pisces, or La femme et son poissant by Man Ray

[totadileplayz]

Few people like to talk about where mermaids come from.

[Lacco]

She: I love him, but I feel like he is distant. I like how he remains so cool, calm in every situation. He looks at me, but there is no passion, nothing... he cuddles, but it feels cold. I wonder if he still loves me. Maybe he has lost his passion. Or he met someone else... I don't know. And he smells strange today.

He: Need water. Suffocating.

[Supagoof]

Wanda thought this was a surefire way to keep her husband from leaving her alone in bed each weekend to go fishing.

[Taffimai]

"Holy Mackerel, did you catch the curves on her?"

[Scarlet Knight]

Hollywood's Hidden Scandals! Mr. Limpet's casting couch!

[Supagoof]

10,000 years in the future, the inhabitants of the land could not figure out why she had washed upon the shore naked, or what the strange light colored alien with multiple phalanges lying next to her body was.

[farothel]

Mommy, the weird fishes are back.

[Pex]

Adult Movie Company presents "One Fish Two Fish"

[Scarlet Knight]

"Mugsy, dat is not wot I meant when I said I wanted dat dame to 'sleep wit da fishes'."

"I am sorry, Boss. But in my defense, we are making a boatload of money from the webcast!"

[paddyfool]

3rd place (bronze medal in innuendo):


Few people like to talk about where mermaids come from.

Runner up (silver medal in mafioso innuendo):


"Mugsy, dat is not wot I meant when I said I wanted dat dame to 'sleep wit da fishes'."

"I am sorry, Boss. But in my defense, we are making a boatload of money from the webcast!"

Winner (gold medal in morbid innuendo):


She: I love him, but I feel like he is distant. I like how he remains so cool, calm in every situation. He looks at me, but there is no passion, nothing... he cuddles, but it feels cold. I wonder if he still loves me. Maybe he has lost his passion. Or he met someone else... I don't know. And he smells strange today.

He: Need water. Suffocating.

You're up next, lacco36

[Lacco]

Yayyyy! Another victory!

Okay, next round:

https://blog.myarthaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fragments1.jpg

[Supagoof]

These would taste much better if we put them into a tortilla shell, and added some lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts and maybe some cucumbers.

Yeah, that's a wrap.

TAKE PUN DAMAGE!

[paddyfool]

Starter: Each chess piece captured
Main course: The loser of the match
Dessert: The observer

[farothel]

"What do you think, my love?"
"Let's just say I'll pick the restaurant next time."

[Pex]

The next great movie crossover - Hannibal Lecter Through The Looking Glass!

[sengmeng]

The secret ingredient is Lovecraft

[farothel]

The Mummy 4: the Mate of the King

[totadileplayz]

Darksouls: Chess Edition

[Pex]

"Try it. It tastes just like Checkers."

[paddyfool]

I don't think this is what the humans meant by "eating like a king".

[Scarlet Knight]

"A key strategy of chess involves using forks to take your opponents pieces."

[Taffimai]

"You are what you eat, and we're in a bind."

[Supagoof]

Gary wasn't upset about the dinner party snacks, he was upset at Karl for continuing to use his arm as a napkin.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Third Annual Burn Victim-Novelty Candy-Chess Club Social
Saturday, August 20th, Bates Hotel ballroom

[Lacco]

The results are in!

3rd Place:


The secret ingredient is Lovecraft

Runner-Up:


Darksouls: Chess Edition

The Winner (Tabletop Punnery!)


"A key strategy of chess involves using forks to take your opponents pieces."

Scarlet Knight, you're next!

[Scarlet Knight]

"Thank you! I want to thank my High School chess club instructor..."

OK , next:

https://cdn.historycollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Traffic-into-Woodstock.-mindpause.jpg

[Taffimai]

OK , next:

https://cdn.historycollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Traffic-into-Woodstock.-mindpause.jpg

For some unknown reason the forum wasn't displaying the picture, so I decided to change it into a link in the quote for others who have the same problem while I think of something witty.

[farothel]

Let's put a traffic jam on this road and see how happy they are then.

[paddyfool]

"Welcome, brothers and sisters, for the dawning of a new, happier era ... yes, what is it?"
"We heard there was punch and pie..."
"There isn't any!"

[Lacco]

Happy Avenue: Just across the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, the only place you can get your discount Rick Astley, Wolfboy, Cher or Godzilla (not pictured).

[Pex]

"Next year we should stay home and clap hands."

[farothel]

Happy Avenue before COVID.

[Taffimai]

"Here you can see a herd of free-range humans on their way to processing. Note how the pastoral views and soothing messages lead to a calm, orderly procedure in line with the latest cattle wellfare guidelines."

[farothel]

I like to move it, move it... or not.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

*kssh* "Hey, Hank, there's a woman here with a camera."
*kss-wsatuathousfhtwemacjritslearmislafhpahotograpy-ssh*
"Yeah, I'm looking at her. She's right here by the street sign."
*kss-ughwhaitwverjuahtakrldouq-ssh*
"Roger." *kssh*

[Scarlet Knight]

Find Waldo, 1969 edition. *Hint* He's not in red & white 'cause him and his old lady are naked, man.

OK, Third Prize:


Happy Avenue: Just across the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, the only place you can get your discount Rick Astley, Wolfboy, Cher or Godzilla (not pictured).

Second Prize:


Happy Avenue before COVID.

First Prize:

"Here you can see a herd of free-range humans on their way to processing. Note how the pastoral views and soothing messages lead to a calm, orderly procedure in line with the latest cattle wellfare guidelines."

You're up, Taffimai!

[Taffimai]

Thank you! Next one's spoilered for size:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kuVhqpKh-Ig/TcvvHvOJnMI/AAAAAAAAARQ/kHX9I3tF3Rk/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/delvaux.jpg

[Pex]

"Unimpressed."

[paddyfool]

"This has to be the most miserable wellness retreat ever."

[Scarlet Knight]

"Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between the sizes of 36C and 42 A. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear, just waiting for a hero to free us."

[farothel]

Marie and her seven sisters had to join heir parents on holiday to the mountains instead of going to Ibiza.

[Lacco]

Worst Idea Ever: Becoming a plastic surgeon at Island of Recursive Maidens.

[sengmeng]

Like the rest of their society, the Amish red light district values maidens who are good at churning butter.

[farothel]

Please wait here for 15 minutes after your COVID vaccine and if you experience no side effects you can go home.

[Lacco]

Cautious Tales of Trial and Error: How First Plastic Surgeon Finally Found the Correct Eye Shape



The School for Fair Maidens: Located in Innsmouth

[farothel]

Number 482 is now allowed on the beach.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Bored Swiss housewives passing the time with astral projection.

[Taffimai]

Time's up! Here are the winners:

Third Place:
Cautious Tales of Trial and Error: How First Plastic Surgeon Finally Found the Correct Eye Shape

Second Place:
Marie and her seven sisters had to join heir parents on holiday to the mountains instead of going to Ibiza.

Winner:
Like the rest of their society, the Amish red light district values maidens who are good at churning butter.


Edit: I've sent Sengmeng a PM because not everybody checks the forums every day.

[sengmeng]

Thanks! Sorry for not noticing I was up next.
https://imgur.com/a/Zn7Km0W

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

The URL tags were borked in sengmeng's post, so here's the image in a spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/cZ5liCp.jpeg

[Lacco]

King Pelican's revenge was finally over. With Spongebob dead in the hands of Courtney Thorne-Smith, he could finally rest. But inside, he felt empty - not even the oil-covered planet could sate his hunger now.

Especially when all the fish were dead and it was dinner time!

[Taffimai]

Irked by the success of Greta Thunberg, the fossile fuel industry decided to promote their own teenage rolemodel. Pictured is the poster of her upcoming "I have a dream" campaign.

[sengmeng]

The URL tags were borked in sengmeng's post, so here's the image in a spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/cZ5liCp.jpeg

Thank you! I have not figured out embedding since tinyurl went down.

[paddyfool]

When the blond girl invited SpongeBob to get oiled up, ritual sacrifice wasn't quite what he expected.

[Pex]

"Sponge-worthy"

[Scarlet Knight]

One of the worst business decisions ever was when Nickelodeon obtained and revived the "Jersey Shore" franchise.

[farothel]

Next Tuesday: Spongebob Squarepants after dark.

[Lacco]

The winner of "Tell me C'thulhu woke up without telling me C'thulhu woke up" competition.

[sengmeng]

Third place: Pex

Second: Iacco36

First: farothel

farothel, you're up!

[farothel]

Okay, here's the next one. A pic I made myself, spoilered as it's quite large.

https://i.ibb.co/pnx66C3/test1.jpg

[Lacco]

They told her she couldn't do it. That it was crazy. But she showed them. She showed them she COULD be the female Duckmichael Duckphelps of Mallardlympics. In your cinemas, this summer.

[Taffimai]

"Don't worry fishy, I'll save you!"

[Scarlet Knight]

"Ana, are you high?"
" No, no, I'm...oooh look at the ripple!"

[sengmeng]

The river was her only choice now. She owed too much, more than she could ever repay. It started small, a little bread here, some corn there, but it added up. They always went along with it, always happy to sell her more rope, knowing she wouldn't, couldn't ever pay them back. Smiling devils, they laughed with her every time, but now she would escape the consequences. Let her sad end be a warning to all young ducklings: pay as you go, never tell them "just put it on my bill."

[Pex]

"Crouching Duck Hidden Alligator"

[paddyfool]

Test run notes from the duck launcher 9000 Mark V: still insufficient power to take out a zombie. Duck remains were delicious, however.

[Taffimai]

Pictured: the exact moment Nessa realised she had stepped in some superglue.

[farothel]

Third place:

They told her she couldn't do it. That it was crazy. But she showed them. She showed them she COULD be the female Duckmichael Duckphelps of Mallardlympics. In your cinemas, this summer.

Second place:

Pictured: the exact moment Nessa realised she had stepped in some superglue.

First Place:

"Crouching Duck Hidden Alligator"

Pex: you're up next.

[Pex]

https://i.postimg.cc/FRH1WVZk/seventhvoyageofsinbad.jpg

[Lacco]

Unfortunately, four-handed Macarena never took off like four-handed massages did.

[sengmeng]

A ringer appears in the first tournament for competitive yoga.

[farothel]

Will my thighs look big in that costume?
I can assure you that that will not be a problem.

[Taffimai]

"After the Shah banned public performances by scantily clad women, tour operators had to get creative."

[farothel]

Tonight on CBS: the Muppets go to India special.

[paddyfool]

"Come on over and let me give you a hug!"

[farothel]

I like to move it, move it.

[Lacco]

Sultan was unhappy. For some reason, nobody complimented his new wife's dance moves or her jewelry.

ALSO

Tonight, on Majikistan has Talent...

[Scarlet Knight]

The Shah could never prove his wife's infidelity, but ever since that adventurer escaped, she seemed...blue.

[paddyfool]

"What do you mean you think this outfit might be cursed? .... Oh s**t."

[farothel]

I think letting that CGI specialist actually do his two weeks notice might have been a bad idea.

[Taffimai]

"Bend and weave, bend and weave,... the meatlings suspect nothing!"

[Pex]

Third Place


Unfortunately, four-handed Macarena never took off like four-handed massages did.

Second Place




Tonight, on Majikistan has Talent...

First Place


A ringer appears in the first tournament for competitive yoga.

Is next for picture.

[sengmeng]

Thanks!

Up next:

https://i.postimg.cc/YqvC838r/longform-original-28829-1418132853-26.webp

[farothel]

Tonight in the abbey: lasertag.

[Taffimai]

THE best response to yet another nincompoop bothering you for breastfeeding in public.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

uhhh
yes
yes my liege
the weird arc is a genius element of the piece
and not
the result
of me accidentally scratching it on the way here
haha
ha

[paddyfool]

"Fishers of men" gets a new meaning.

[Pex]

Proving your eyes are looking at the face.

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

PRIEST used WATER GUN!
It's not very effective...

[Lacco]

...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.

[Taffimai]

"Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"

[Scarlet Knight]

"Mama from heaven"
"Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
"You weren't there."

(Yeah, I'm going to hell)

[sengmeng]

First place

"Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"

Second place

"Mama from heaven"
"Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
"You weren't there."

Third place

...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.

Taffimai, you're up next!

[Taffimai]

Awesome! For the next one, I thought we'd go with a regular photograph again:
https://i.redd.it/nu913wo7bpn51.png

[paddyfool]

We loves to cuddle the stuffed carcasses of our rivals. It gives us the warm fuzzies

[Lacco]

Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

Wow... another third place...? :D

[farothel]

I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.

[Scarlet Knight]

"I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"

[Pex]

This is why there are no vampire cats.

[farothel]

Four legs... check
Two ears... check
Two buddies spooning me... check... Wait, what?

[Taffimai]

Time's up!

Bronze goes to:
Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

Wow... another third place...? :D
...I am so sorry :smallfrown:

Silver goes to:
"I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"

And our winner is:
I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.

[farothel]

Here's the next one. Another one of mine.


https://i.ibb.co/ss0nvML/test2a.jpg

[Pex]

"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

[Lacco]

After the initial success of "The Hare & the Tortoise", the Forest Animal Commercial Committee decided to step up their game with "The Goat and the Buck", but unfortunately Aesop did not like that one.

[Taffimai]

"Woooh, look at me go! You'll never keep up with me!"
"Bill, I keep telling you, that strafing trick only works in video games!"

[paddyfool]

So it turns out that goats have a much greater tolerance for bourbon than deer do. Who knew?

[Scarlet Knight]

"No, no, don't run off, Baby! I've got good intentions! I have a nice place in the woods and I really do have work for a nanny!"




"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

Nice choice for the Halloween season!

[farothel]

Third place:

"No, no, don't run off, Baby! I've got good intentions! I have a nice place in the woods and I really do have work for a nanny!"


second place:

So it turns out that goats have a much greater tolerance for bourbon than deer do. Who knew?

first place:

"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

Pex, you're up.

[Pex]

https://i.postimg.cc/1tzpf5zq/starwars.jpg

[Scarlet Knight]

" I remember my audition to be a stripper at the Mos Eisley Cantina..."

[sengmeng]

When Han went to that great cantina in the sky, Greedo was among the crowd who wanted to have a word with him first, of course.

[farothel]

The mood in the cantina changed when my mother-in-law entered.

[Lacco]

Damn. Fran Jeffries looks a bit older in this version of Pink Panther; hope the song is still so catchy.

[paddyfool]

The Sith's newest recruit, Darth Karen, just before the great Mos Eisley massacre.

[farothel]

There's always one who wants to stand at the center of attention.

[Pex]

Third Place


The mood in the cantina changed when my mother-in-law entered.

Second Place


When Han went to that great cantina in the sky, Greedo was among the crowd who wanted to have a word with him first, of course.

First Place


The Sith's newest recruit, Darth Karen, just before the great Mos Eisley massacre.

Is next

[paddyfool]

Here you go (belatedly): https://www.digitalartsonline.co.uk/cmsdata/slideshow/3663095/mickey-mouse-filip-hodas.jpg

[Tom the Mime]

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"

[farothel]

Welcome to the new arena of the 77th Hunger games. Here you see the Cornucopia. And may the odds be ever in your favour.

[Lacco]

The field test of the prototype M1CK3Y-Mouse mech was cut short when it encountered a trigger-happy WHM-6R "Warhammer" mech. The last they heard over the radio was "Oh booy!" in a high pitched voice.

[farothel]

Look, no hands.

[Taffimai]

At first archeologists thought they had unearthed yet another animatronic statue of the 20th century god of wealth and entertainment, but then they noticed the faded moustache - could it be? Had they discovered the remains of Mickler, the world's first AI dictator?

[Scarlet Knight]

"Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose smile,
And upturned lip, and grin of warm command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The shop that sold them, and the pavilion that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Disney, King of Kings;
Look upon my works, pay well, and despair!"

[Rogan]

Is this Disney's reboot of "Planet of the Apes"?

[Lacco]

The rebellion was successful - destroying the Death Mickey proved to be fatal for the Emperor. All thanks to the inside agent who managed to rile up all the rebels with screenplay for Star Wars X: This Time With Mickey & Goofy!.

[paddyfool]

Loving the entries so far. For anyone that's curious, the actual title of the work and a link to other similar works in the same series is in the spoilers below:


This was another Filip Hodas work, titled "The Old Mouse", from part two of his Pop Culture Dystopia series - follow the link for similar works featuring a stormtrooper, hello kitty and spongebob https://www.digitalartsonline.co.uk/news/illustration/artist-filip-hodas-on-creating-incredible-brand-new-pop-culture-dystopia-artwork-series/

[Pex]

We are Mickey of Borg.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

The shutters block the eyebrow windows.

[Scarlet Knight]

After Minnie Mouse published her memoir, stating how she was forced to expose her panties in every movie just to please the higher ups, the #Metoomovement’s retribution was swift.

[Pex]

Movie still from "It's A Zombie World After All".

[paddyfool]

Third place for the sound effect that made me smirk:
The field test of the prototype M1CK3Y-Mouse mech was cut short when it encountered a trigger-happy WHM-6R "Warhammer" mech. The last they heard over the radio was "Oh booy!" in a high pitched voice.

Second place for the lunatic mash up that made me smile and think on just how terrible it would be. Also, for "Death Mickey":
The rebellion was successful - destroying the Death Mickey proved to be fatal for the Emperor. All thanks to the inside agent who managed to rile up all the rebels with screenplay for Star Wars X: This Time With Mickey & Goofy!.

First place for the reference that made me chuckle:
"Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose smile,
And upturned lip, and grin of warm command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The shop that sold them, and the pavilion that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Disney, King of Kings;
Look upon my works, pay well, and despair!"

Scarlet knight, you're up next!

[Scarlet Knight]

OK, here is one:


https://anotherimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/1841/azure/another-prod/370/7/377222.jpeg

[farothel]

Icebucket challange meets halloween.

[sengmeng]

Logan Paul's new parody restaurant "He-ters" failed to beat out its inspiration, "Hooters."

[Taffimai]

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
Soon there'll be a chum bucket for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll turn and flee!

[farothel]

After Belgium qualifies for the World Championship soccer, the Fellaini (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marouane_Fellaini) fanclub throws a party.

[paddyfool]

The lowest of the low in the summer court of the fae: the trashcan fairies. Here we see three of their number: Rotten Egg, Unloved, and Bumface.

[Pex]

Dance of the garbage pail fairies.

[Lacco]

"The world runs in cycles." said the Wise Scholar to the Apprentice. "In spirals. What once was, will come again - that is the way of the world. And each generation thinks the thought they have is like a pebble, thrown into water - creating circles. But it is not so - they are spirals, coming from a pebble that was thrown into the pond long ago."

"Do you have a proof, master?" asked the Apprentice. "Because you know, my generation created lots of original memes..."

"There is your proof. Behold. The Ice Bucket Celebrity Challenge of 1951."

[Scarlet Knight]

*Sigh* I miss going to Studio 54. If I won every week I would do pictures from there for the next 54 weeks. Except 50 of them would be scrubbed.

Third Place ( you know you're humming along):

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
Soon there'll be a chum bucket for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll turn and flee!

Second Place (A NY holiday tradition):

Dance of the garbage pail fairies.

First Place (We love trying new restaurants while in the city):

Logan Paul's new parody restaurant "He-ters" failed to beat out its inspiration, "Hooters."

Sengmeng, you're up!

[sengmeng]

Thanks!

Up next, a piece of my own artwork:

https://i.postimg.cc/Rhw2vXwy/Polish-20210312-191143272.jpg

[Lacco]

For sale: Vintage Rare Astérix Comicbook Concept Art "Astérix versus the Undead"

[Pex]

The boy who cried wolf took a job spotting for icebergs.

[Scarlet Knight]

"We shouldn't honor Christopher Columbus for discovering America."
"Should we honor his predecessor, Giro Sbagliato?"
"Who?"
"Exactly."

[farothel]

'I WAS SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU OF REEFS,' Death asked, actually sounding surprised.

[paddyfool]

"I think you misunderstood what was meant by this ship only needing a skeleton crew"

[Taffimai]

"Oh, a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm,
And a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm..."

Unless, of course, you are Nelson.

[farothel]

Standing watch on the Flying Dutchman can be so boring.

[Tom the Mime]

Murray slumps in despair when he realises that the telescope won't do him any good when he doesn't have eyes anymore.

[Taffimai]

Come see "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Nightmare Before Christmas" and find out which Jack is featured on the poster!

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

I guess you can say the pirate was left...
*Puts on glasses*
Ship-rekt.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[Scarlet Knight]

Come see "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Nightmare Before Christmas" and find out which Jack is featured on the poster!


Featuring a guest appearance by Jimmy Buffett singing his holiday classic "Ho Ho Ho... and a Bottle of Rum!"

[sengmeng]

Third place

"We shouldn't honor Christopher Columbus for discovering America."
"Should we honor his predecessor, Giro Sbagliato?"
"Who?"
"Exactly."

Second place

"I think you misunderstood what was meant by this ship only needing a skeleton crew"

First place

I guess you can say the pirate was left...
*Puts on glasses*
Ship-rekt.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

+5 Vorpal Bunny, you're up!

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

Cool. :smallcool: Here's the next pic!

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/06/03/gettyimages-453879976-59801bc8f1f6bda5175c3098bb0d9a28696394be.jpg

[paddyfool]

As it turns out, giant maritime bath toys do not placate Godzilla, Cthulhu or Dagon.

[farothel]

Jack really had a hard time getting his 'souvenir' down from the beanstalk, but it was worth it.

[Taffimai]

With the minotaur slain, the Cretians were relieved that another monster conveniently showed up to sacrifice their rebellious youth to.

[Pex]

I'm feeling all ducky today!

[sengmeng]

"Admiral, I'm not sure this year's plan to replace all the navy's carriers with giant rubber duckies is going to go over any better than last year's plan to replace all the navy's battleships with giant rubber duckies."

[farothel]

The unveiling of the newest Navy Mechas.

[Scarlet Knight]

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: Live from Miami!

[paddyfool]

"No no NO! I said I wanted more duct tape, not more duckscape!"

[Taffimai]

@fjamie013 Hi James, unfortunately during our holiday the Sydney Opera House was under renovation and this is the best pic we could get between all the cranes. Can you fix it?

- Sure

[Scarlet Knight]

"Are you my Mama?"

[farothel]

-If you thought a ratogre was terrifying, wait until you see this.

Almar Aenan, Elven ship captain.

[Pex]

"I spy with my little eye something that is yellow." "The crane support." "Darn it, got it in one."

[Taffimai]

- big ducking yacht in the harbour
- lol autocorrect!
- no just Elon Musk again

[farothel]

'quack. Quack.'

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

You all are hilarious! It's hard to choose. With finals hitting hard, I completely forgot about this. But let's go - without further ado, announcing our runners-up and winners!


In Third Place:


"Admiral, I'm not sure this year's plan to replace all the navy's carriers with giant rubber duckies is going to go over any better than last year's plan to replace all the navy's battleships with giant rubber duckies."

In Second Place:


- big ducking yacht in the harbour
- lol autocorrect!
- no just Elon Musk again

And for First Place:


"No no NO! I said I wanted more duct tape, not more duckscape!"

Congratulations Paddyfool! You win this round!

[paddyfool]

OK everyone, I present you with the overall winner of the 2021 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2021_finalists.php):

https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/wysiwyg/00000048/ken-jensen_ouch.jpg


"Ouch", by Ken Jensen

[farothel]

Go play outside, they said. Learn to climb ropes, they said. It will be fun, they said.

[Taffimai]

The things some people will do to get their 15 minutes of internet fame...

[Lacco]

They told him he can not improve his singing range by another octave this way - but Eugene did not listen.



"Hello, I'm Johnny Goldensilkmonkey, welcome to Jackass!"

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

Tragically today, the career of the lead singer of Monkey Massacre was cut short when his agent dared him into this photoshoot, saying that he 'didn't have the balls'.

[Scarlet Knight]

Needing to cross over the crevasse using the rope, the party's druid wild-shaped into a monkey to help his chances.

Then he rolled a one.

[Lacco]

Passing the last Trial of the Great Banana Temple - the Test of the Crotch - the famous monkey archeologist, Monkeyana Jones doubted it was worth it.

And then he saw the Great Banana...



DC ran out of ideas for movies, so they decided to do what nobody else dared to do: reshoot Batman and Robin. With monkeys. Surprisingly, the acting was better than the original. A good example is the scene where Robin has to watch his parents fall to their death.

[farothel]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Aweeeeeeee heeheehee

[Taffimai]

And here we see Johnny's prize-winning impression of "human trying to cross a rope".

[farothel]

After his girlfriend yanked the rope, the discussion about sex that evening became academic.

[Pex]

The crossover movie we've been waiting for - Idiocracy meets Planet of the Apes.

[Scarlet Knight]

Photo taken one minute after Louie said "Hold my Banana Daquiri!"

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

'Time to learn your alphabet, young monkey! Give me an 'A'...'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!'

'... I guess we'll do 'B' later.'

[farothel]

Hold my beer and watch this.

[Scarlet Knight]

One of the most interesting lectures at Fet-con was from a zoologist who spoke on how humans were not the only primates to use ropes and pain for sexual gratification...