KittenMagician
2021-07-02, 08:53 PM
so i found via an app an item called the bag of wonderful randomness. the bag can be drawn from once every 7 days (roll a d100) getting a random thing out of the bag. the things in the bag range from useless, mundane, magical items, creatures, gag items, meta items, spells going off in your face, to just about anything you can think of. once a number is rolled the item for that number is replaced with something new. I was inspired by the Ninja sex party song the ultimate sandwich to add that to the bag. the only problem is im having trouble coming up with something satisfying for the results of eating it in one sitting. i want it to be hard to do, even deadly, but i want a comparable reward for succeeding. i will be sticking to the physical description of the sandwich found in the song:
Five feet high and three feet wide
No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
Its taste could drive a lesser man insane
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
It's a s#$t-ton of chicken, on a dickload of ham
An explosion of clams
Top that f$%&er with yams
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
sun-dried tomatoes
Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts
bacon
deleted pretty much all the lyrics that didnt have to do with describing the sandwich itself.
so far i was thinking it would turn the person who eats it into a glass cannon (double primary stat but severely reduce max HP, lasts until death)
any suggestions would be appreciated.
Five feet high and three feet wide
No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
Its taste could drive a lesser man insane
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
It's a s#$t-ton of chicken, on a dickload of ham
An explosion of clams
Top that f$%&er with yams
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
sun-dried tomatoes
Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts
bacon
deleted pretty much all the lyrics that didnt have to do with describing the sandwich itself.
so far i was thinking it would turn the person who eats it into a glass cannon (double primary stat but severely reduce max HP, lasts until death)
any suggestions would be appreciated.