Yet another theory as to Haley and Belkar's happenings.

[Cloud Weaver]

:haley: Durkon knows the plan, He'll contact us magically - and Vaarsuvius too - as soon as he's able.

:belkar: Wait, hold on: your saying the boat ACTUALLY left us behind?!?

:haley: Keep your voice down.

1:annoyed: Hey! Somebody's in there!

2:annoyed: How did they get in the city!

1:annoyed: I don't know but the Supreme Leader will be angry if we don't capture them!

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:xykon: And who did you say this is?

:redcloak: GAH! For the last time! She's one of The Order of the Stick!

:xykon: Whats that?

:redcloak: *sigh*

:roach: How can Xykon have that much memory trouble and still keep on track about the gates?

:mitd: What gates?

:roach: *sigh*

:belkar: *stab* *stab* Let go of me! *stab*

1:annoyed: He just cut my arm off!!

2:annoyed: My eyes!

:redcloak: ({(Wall of Stone)})

1:annoyed: No! I'm still in here!

2:annoyed: Aaagggggghh...

:belkar: Hahaha.. now how do I get out? Not enough bodies to use as a ladder...

:xykon: Great idea Redcloak. Now put another one around uhh..

:roach: Haley?

:xykon: Haley.

3:annoyed: At least this one isn't putting up a fight.

:mitd: Flopsy! You came back!

:xykon: He looks familiar.

:redcloak: You dropped him from the back of the undead dragon...

:xykon: nope...

:redcloak: Has a grudge against you...

:xykon: Not ringing any bells

:redcloak: He had that crown of yours!

:xykon: Really? I thought I..

:redcloak: Any chance you know the name Roy Greenhilt.

:xykon: Sounds familiar.

:haley: Can we get on with this?

:redcloak: ({incapacitation)}) [I couldn't find anything so I made up a spell]

:xykon: Now, raise the corpse that I can't remember the name of and lets get back to work.

:mitd: Umm, If I help can I put this umbrella down?

:xykon: No.

:redcloak: ({(Create Greater Undead)})

[RandomEncounter]

Absolutely brilliant, kudos.:smallbiggrin:

[Icewalker]

Not bad, actually. Usually there are a lot of these and they are pretty terrible, but this makes sense, and I can see most of it happening. Like the ladder of bodies part...heh

[Cloud Weaver]

Thank you. I'll continue it if I get any more bright ideas.

[NerfTW]

That was hilarious. :smallbiggrin:

[Alex Warlorn]

Roy's ghost: Hey that's my corpse! I need it.... soon!

Redcloak: WHERE?!

[Cloud Weaver]

Hmm...

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:xykon: I think we're ready.

:redcloak: We've been ready to go the next gate for two weeks!

:xykon: Where is that corpse.. It has my map to the gate.

:redcloak: You mean Roy's corpse? It's over there, by the MitD. [or whatever they call him, I don't remember.]

:xykon: Hey, you. Give me that map.

:roy:(corpse) Uuuhhhhh...

:redcloak: Disspell the Cloister and let's go. Actually, first. What do we do about Haley and Belkar?

:xykon: Who?

:redcloak: The two prisioners.

:xykon: Leave them there, Enough of the army is staying behind to keep this city from being retaken. ({(Disspell)})

[hr]

:vaarsuvius: Hey, They scrying is working!

:elan: Really, whats happening!

:durkon: Calm down Elan.

[hr]

:belkar: Gaaahhh!!

:haley: Belkar, you have been jumping around that cell for the last four months. I would think you had given up by now.

3:annoyed: You two.

4/5:annoyed: Yes?

3:annoyed: I'm taking over guard duty, The Supreme Leader wants you two in the army. We are headed to Girard's Gate tomorrow.

:haley: (Guard's listen check= 9) Belkar, Did you keep any daggers?

:belkar: (Glc= 6) Of course. Why?

:haley: (Glc= 11) There's only one left and he's standing close to the door.

:belkar: (Glc= 7) So, I kill him, The door is still locked.

:haley: (Glc= 11) I'll be able to get the keys off of him. Now, on three. one, tw-

:vaarsuvius: Hurry up Elan, I only have one Message spell prepared for today.

:elan: Hi Haley! We've been so worried!

:durkon: You mean just you.

:elan: Well, at least-

3:annoyed: What was that!

:haley: ..... THREE!

:belkar: Hahaha!

:haley: Alright, lets go get our stuff, find Roy, and get out of here... and back to Elan!

[BobTheDog]

Sugary ending. Yuk. :smallyuk:

[David Argall]

Now a problem with the proposed script is that it is too automatic for the party. They don't really do anything, and the heros are supposed to do everything. We really need something that gives the heros the chance to do some heroics.

[Cloud Weaver]

Hey, I'm not Rich... I can't get everything exact to what the OotS would do.

[de-trick]

I like it good job

[Roy Tamir]

Oooooo.... very nice.

[Furin_Mirado]

I like the idea of turning Roy's corpse into a greater undead, perhaps something with intelligence? At this point they need a Resurrection spell to raise Roy anyway, so forcing them to kill undead Roy first and then cast them spell just makes for all kinds of story awesomeness. In fact, since Team Evil acquired Tsukiko it seems even more likely that the OOTS will have to fight undead Roy at some point which should be very emotional.

[Healer Hobo]

Nice work, cloud. Seems sorta plausable.