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Jay R
2022-06-07, 01:34 PM
Grant me the Attack Rolls to defeat the things I can defeat, the Saving Throws to survive the things I cannot defeat, and the Wisdom to stop describing the real world in D&D terms.
KorvinStarmast
2022-06-07, 01:55 PM
It seemed like a good idea, until it wasn't.
Jay R
2022-06-07, 02:02 PM
RP diem! [Role-play the day!]
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Carpe DM! [Seize the Dungeon Master!]
KorvinStarmast
2022-06-07, 04:12 PM
Give me XP or give me death!
Demostheknees
2022-06-07, 04:24 PM
Fireball first, ask questions later.
Tanarii
2022-06-07, 05:18 PM
I'm attacking the darkness
You've awakened the gazebo
I pie the troll
Cygnia
2022-06-07, 05:19 PM
No plan ever survives first contact with the players...
Quertus
2022-06-07, 07:44 PM
I think my player just rolled a “1”.
I think I just failed a perception check.
When in doubt, <throw a fireball / chuck a grenade>.
Rage: what you do when you’re at the end of your 50’ of rope.
Life’s a die, and then you…
Saintheart
2022-06-08, 02:06 AM
I carry 11 foot long poles, do you know how many monsters have a 10 foot reach?
Lacco
2022-06-08, 03:12 AM
Don't ever try to be a good GM. Or you'll be stuck with the job forever.
There are no words more terrifying to a GM than the player stating "I have a plan!".
KorvinStarmast
2022-06-08, 07:18 AM
Rocks fall, everybody dies.
Cygnia
2022-06-08, 07:23 AM
GM: ...are you SURE you're happy with that result?
KorvinStarmast
2022-06-08, 07:25 AM
"You find no traps"
Xervous
2022-06-08, 02:21 PM
So you’re going to <questionable thing Player just declared >?
Tanarii
2022-06-08, 06:46 PM
A potion in the hand is worth two in the backpack.
A party divided itself cannot stand.
A newly learned fireball spell sweeps clean.
An illusion spell paints a thousand words.
Ask questions within a Zone of Truth, and hear no lies.
Curiosity killed the Rogue.
Faily
2022-06-10, 09:19 AM
"This is going to end in tears."
"We don't negotiate with terrorists. You can have the monk."
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