Random role-playing sayings

[Jay R]

Grant me the Attack Rolls to defeat the things I can defeat, the Saving Throws to survive the things I cannot defeat, and the Wisdom to stop describing the real world in D&D terms.

[KorvinStarmast]

It seemed like a good idea, until it wasn't.

[Jay R]

RP diem! [Role-play the day!]

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Carpe DM! [Seize the Dungeon Master!]

[KorvinStarmast]

Give me XP or give me death!

[Demostheknees]

Fireball first, ask questions later.

[Tanarii]

I'm attacking the darkness

You've awakened the gazebo

I pie the troll

[Cygnia]

No plan ever survives first contact with the players...

[Quertus]

I think my player just rolled a “1”.

I think I just failed a perception check.

When in doubt, <throw a fireball / chuck a grenade>.

Rage: what you do when you’re at the end of your 50’ of rope.

Life’s a die, and then you…

[Saintheart]

I carry 11 foot long poles, do you know how many monsters have a 10 foot reach?

[Lacco]

Don't ever try to be a good GM. Or you'll be stuck with the job forever.

There are no words more terrifying to a GM than the player stating "I have a plan!".

[KorvinStarmast]

Rocks fall, everybody dies.

[Cygnia]

GM: ...are you SURE you're happy with that result?

[KorvinStarmast]

"You find no traps"

[Xervous]

So you’re going to <questionable thing Player just declared >?

[Tanarii]

A potion in the hand is worth two in the backpack.

A party divided itself cannot stand.

A newly learned fireball spell sweeps clean.

An illusion spell paints a thousand words.

Ask questions within a Zone of Truth, and hear no lies.

Curiosity killed the Rogue.

[Faily]

"This is going to end in tears."

"We don't negotiate with terrorists. You can have the monk."