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Tom the Mime
2022-10-30, 03:29 PM
Really? Repeating the word 2 posts above on a word with a many options as banning. Binning, banking, banding, tanning, panning, fanning, canning and manning were all there.

I'll go with banking because it works with both but come on.

Smoutwortel
2022-10-30, 04:51 PM
Really? Repeating the word 2 posts above on a word with a many options as banning. Binning, banking, banding, tanning, panning, fanning, canning and manning were all there.

I'll go with banking because it works with both but come on.

Does that mean I now lower in your ranking

5a Violista
2022-10-30, 09:05 PM
Does that mean I now lower in your ranking


Hold up
if we go to the Rankine temperature scale, how close are we to being stuck? I wonder if the next person will come up with one of the few words besides ranking that this can go to
Also, what temperature are you at in Rankine right now?

Smoutwortel
2022-10-31, 05:18 AM
Hold up
if we go to the Rankine temperature scale, how close are we to being stuck? I wonder if the next person will come up with one of the few words besides ranking that this can go to
Also, what temperature are you at in Rankine right now?

Maybe they will use ranine words.

paddyfool
2022-11-01, 12:21 AM
I think this discussion needs a sheepdog to instil some order through canine wiles.

Smoutwortel
2022-11-01, 06:21 AM
I think this discussion needs a sheepdog to instil some order through canine wiles.

I will inform the cook that the dog isn't allowed to be used for panine recipes.

paddyfool
2022-11-05, 09:08 AM
Pretty sure thatís not a word, and a dead end besidesÖ

Smoutwortel
2022-11-05, 11:41 AM
Pretty sure that’s not a word, and a dead end besides…
It at least doesn't mean what I think I means, so I will provide a set of new words to corrigate for possible future mistakes.

"Are you planning to present the full plan on a canite(sugar fiber panel) bulletin board"

"Sigh, people and their obsession with the canini tribe".

"If you say that again I will sen my army of canina[/n]."

"I will be hiding in my [b]cabine.

Dire Moose
2022-11-09, 10:00 AM
Wonít stop me from shooting you with a carbine.

ChrysalisM
2022-11-09, 12:35 PM
Wonít stop me from shooting you with a carbine.


That was tough till i found there is a Cambine Agriculture Program in Mozambique.

paddyfool
2022-11-09, 11:12 PM
When the going gets tough, the toughÖ combine their little vehicles into one giant battle robot.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-11-10, 01:12 AM
How long will we spend combing the dictionary for new words?

Rogan
2022-11-10, 12:13 PM
How long will we spend combing the dictionary for new words?

Until someone starts bombing the thread.

somethingrandom
2022-11-21, 02:34 PM
leaving the pieces bobbing in the ether?

ChrysalisM
2022-11-21, 05:09 PM
leaving the pieces bobbing in the ether?

And robbing whats left.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-11-22, 08:37 PM
Is robing a word? My auto-spellcheck seems to think so. I assume it's the opposite of disrobing?

JNAProductions
2022-11-22, 08:40 PM
Is robing a word? My auto-spellcheck seems to think so. I assume it's the opposite of disrobing?

Robin, the Caped Crusader, will know the answer!
To bad I don't have his number. :P

5a Violista
2022-11-30, 10:30 PM
so
I looked up roin and apparently it's an old word meaning a scurfy spot

what does scurfy mean?
Something covered in scurf, obviously

animorte
2022-11-30, 11:31 PM
so
I looked up roin and apparently it's an old word meaning a scurfy spot

what does scurfy mean?
Something covered in scurf, obviously
Oh, you mean like a loin cloth? Makes sense.

ChrysalisM
2022-12-01, 03:00 AM
Oh, you mean like a loin cloth? Makes sense.
You get a COIN for that!

Rogan
2022-12-01, 04:26 AM
You get a COIN for that!

Careful, that's a con!

Starlit Dragon
2022-12-04, 12:59 AM
Careful, that's a con!

You must be pretty tired to fall for something like that. Why not take nap on this cot?

MornShine
2022-12-05, 10:30 PM
You must be pretty tired to fall for something like that. Why not take nap on this cot?

And sleep thee well, ya drunken sot.

Dire Moose
2022-12-11, 04:19 AM
Just donít sob over it in the morning.

Rogan
2022-12-11, 04:32 AM
Just donít sob over it in the morning.

Bad news... when his con failed, this guy simply started to rob people.

5a Violista
2022-12-11, 06:01 PM
Mostly robbing people wearing a robe, coincidentally

MornShine
2022-12-16, 02:12 PM
I don't mean to probe, but any idea why that was?

Hof
2022-12-21, 01:58 PM
I don't mean to probe, but any idea why that was?

More importantly, can you prove it?

animorte
2022-12-21, 03:28 PM
More importantly, can you prove it?
Guilty, but you drove me to it.

enq
2022-12-21, 07:55 PM
I do know why, but I don't think anyone wants to hear me drone on about it...

Dire Moose
2022-12-23, 10:09 AM
Whatever you want, Iím done with this conversation.

5a Violista
2022-12-23, 02:21 PM
But participating in this conversation will help hone your conversational skills

MornShine
2022-12-25, 05:45 AM
Until your words are as sweet as honey!

enq
2022-12-30, 05:58 AM
Or you can just run away like a frightened coney.

...I think I wasn't the only one who saw the money -> monkey -> donkey dead end we were headed for. It took some digging, but now there's a way out, unless we still go with money (I hope whoever does has a plan).

somethingrandom
2023-01-04, 05:35 PM
If you spend to long running and not eating you will end up boney

Rogan
2023-01-12, 06:20 PM
If you spend to long running and not eating you will end up boney

Is this an alternative spelling for bony?

Velaryon
2023-01-14, 01:33 PM
Is this an alternative spelling for bony?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not ebony.

Book Wombat
2023-01-15, 02:27 PM
But it could be ebon.

enq
2023-01-30, 08:54 AM
Feels like it's been an eon since anything happened here.

BTW, all you had to do to keep the game smooth after coney was say cone. Coney means rabbit, so it's not like it would have been some lame adjective-to-noun move.

Smoutwortel
2023-02-10, 09:04 AM
Feels like it's been an eon since anything happened here.
BTW, all you had to do to keep the game smooth after coney was say cone. Coney means rabbit, so it's not like it would have been some lame adjective-to-noun move.

maybe you need to advertise more with a neon board.

enq
2023-02-10, 02:09 PM
What a fine idea! I'll put one up by noon tomorrow.

Book Wombat
2023-02-13, 01:35 PM
I'd prefer it to be under the moon.

JNAProductions
2023-02-13, 01:40 PM
Big mood, that is.

enq
2023-02-14, 07:18 AM
Maybe we should try to steer the thread back to food? I remember it was quite lively back then.

animorte
2023-02-14, 11:39 AM
I would be a fool to deny that accurate statement.

Persolus
2023-02-14, 03:04 PM
I was here a while back, now I'm just trying to get my foot in the door.

enq
2023-02-15, 06:21 PM
I hope you're wearing a boot, or it may be painful if someone tries to shut that door on you!

Oerkali
2023-02-16, 01:30 PM
I hope you're wearing a boot, or it may be painful if someone tries to shut that door on you!

Doors are locked now, so the point is moot.

JNAProductions
2023-02-16, 01:31 PM
Doors are locked now, so the point is moot.

Get a mook to open the door, then!

ahyangyi
2023-02-16, 01:53 PM
Get a mook to open the door, then!

Behind the door, a monk is reading the book of Molok in a nook.

animorte
2023-02-16, 06:00 PM
Behind the door, a monk is reading the book of Molok in a nook.
Clever.
I'll honk my horn and startle him.

Xihirli
2023-02-17, 01:00 PM
He has a hook on his staff! Duck under as he flails it in surprise!

Smoutwortel
2023-02-18, 10:14 AM
He has a hook on his staff! Duck under as he flails it in surprise!

Maybe he even want to cut and Cook us.

enq
2023-02-20, 05:43 AM
I thought monks were supposed to be tranquil and pacifist! What did that book do to his mind?

animorte
2023-02-20, 06:03 AM
Well, it certainly took over his reasoning.

Oerkali
2023-02-20, 04:13 PM
Well, it certainly took over his reasoning.

I think I have the right tool to fix this situation somewhere.

enq
2023-02-21, 03:33 AM
You murderhobos are really taking a toll on me. Must you "fix" everything with violence?

Smoutwortel
2023-02-23, 04:13 AM
You murderhobos are really taking a toll on me. Must you "fix" everything with violence?

I'll tell you it's one of the most effective solutions available to the resource constrained.

enq
2023-02-24, 09:37 AM
The road to Hell is paved with uncreative approaches.

Oerkali
2023-02-24, 12:12 PM
The road to Hell is paved with uncreative approaches.

Although those shell decorations along said road add a nice accent. Maybe it won't be that bad?

enq
2023-02-25, 02:44 AM
Allow me to break that spell. When you have to stay at the destination forever, it's certainly about the destination and not the journey!

Smoutwortel
2023-02-26, 09:23 AM
Allow me to break that spell. When you have to stay at the destination forever, it's certainly about the destination and not the journey!

Oh, No. In that case you'd be even worse off than if you stayed in your shell forever.

enq
2023-02-28, 03:51 PM
But the smell gets pretty bad in here... I could use some fresh air at least.

animorte
2023-02-28, 05:37 PM
That, and the space is kind of small.

Book Wombat
2023-03-01, 06:14 AM
Why don't we go to a mall then? They're usually big.

enq
2023-03-01, 01:02 PM
I already made it clear I don't want to go to Hell. Did you really think I'd fall for that one?

JNAProductions
2023-03-01, 01:03 PM
But sometimes, you fail at your goals.

Oerkali
2023-03-01, 06:44 PM
At least you didn't fail so hard you went to jail. Now that's a long story not worth repeating.

enq
2023-03-02, 10:24 PM
I know you want to wail about your incarceration, but this time I'm not letting you hijack the conversation with it.

Smoutwortel
2023-03-04, 04:07 PM
I know you want to wail about your incarceration, but this time I'm not letting you hijack the conversation with it.

I don't think it's wise to wall complaints by people who have shown that they aren't afraid to go to jail.

enq
2023-03-05, 12:01 PM
I will do just that and you can't stop me!

Book Wombat
2023-03-06, 02:02 AM
...I'll just drink this swill then.

Oerkali
2023-03-06, 03:30 AM
...I'll just drink this swill then.

But do you have the skill to drink it all in one chug?

Smoutwortel
2023-03-06, 05:13 AM
But do you have the skill to drink it all in one chug?

Nah, they would swell significantly if they coud.

enq
2023-03-06, 02:15 PM
We are well making it difficult to not corner ourselves into early repetitions with these word choices!

Rogan
2023-03-07, 01:35 AM
We are well making it difficult to not corner ourselves into early repetitions with these word choices!

But... you go to hell for this!

(Oh, turns out I can't read.. we have had he'll... sorry)

For the common weal I'll change the word (hoping my quick and dirty search for the meaning/spelling was fine)

enq
2023-03-08, 06:51 AM
Looks like we didn't seal this thread's fate then!

Book Wombat
2023-03-09, 03:40 AM
Let us hope we will never have to deal with that.

Rogan
2023-03-10, 04:24 AM
Let us hope we will never have to deal with that.

Maybe, we could recover with a heal spell?

enq
2023-03-10, 11:49 AM
If not, I'd never let you hear the end of it.

MPHJack7
2023-03-11, 10:44 PM
My dear friend, what's troubling you?

Smoutwortel
2023-03-13, 04:20 AM
My dear friend, what's troubling you?

Well bear with me/

Dire Moose
2023-03-13, 01:53 PM
But shave that beard first; that thing looks like you glued a dead muskrat to your face.

Korith
2023-03-13, 02:38 PM
Only if the proposal gets approval from the board of beard approvals and redundancy

Oerkali
2023-03-13, 10:06 PM
I can check with the board, but first, I'm trying to search for a dragon's hoard.

Starlit Dragon
2023-03-15, 05:26 AM
I can check with the board, but first, I'm trying to search for a dragon's hoard.

And all our beards will be hoar with age by the time you're done with that.

enq
2023-03-16, 05:33 AM
It will be even worse. Dragons are a hoax, so you cannot find one, let alone its hoard.

coax and hax (if you consider that a word) are both continuations that don't lead to dead ends.

Dire Moose
2023-03-17, 09:50 AM
You killed the dragon in one hit? With a rusty spork? I call hax !

Oerkali
2023-03-17, 02:11 PM
Taking the dragon's piles of gold is all well and good, until it's tax season and you have to pay.

Rogan
2023-03-17, 03:00 PM
Taking the dragon's piles of gold is all well and good, until it's tax season and you have to pay.

You could take a taxi to the airport and leave the country forever. This way, you wouldn't have to pay

enq
2023-03-18, 07:37 AM
So when I said hax wouldn't lead to a dead end, perhaps I should have clarified that it wouldn't necessarily lead to a dead end... anyway, DM allowed me to take 20 on this one, and so I have found a way out, after racking my brain several times over.


You could take a taxi to the airport and leave the country forever. This way, you wouldn't have to pay
Maybe fly to Japan and buy some tabi. Because nothing inspires exotic purchases like sudden wealth.

Oerkali
2023-03-21, 04:07 PM
So when I said hax wouldn't lead to a dead end, perhaps I should have clarified that it wouldn't necessarily lead to a dead end... anyway, DM allowed me to take 20 on this one, and so I have found a way out, after racking my brain several times over.


Maybe fly to Japan and buy some tabi. Because nothing inspires exotic purchases like sudden wealth.

It'll be a long flight, but I can catch up on some shows on Tubi as I go.

(Are we good with using trademarked names for this? This was the only shift I could think of, but it should open up some new options.)

enq
2023-03-22, 01:12 AM
I had tab in mind :P the word of the game is still Tubi.

animorte
2023-03-22, 05:25 AM
It'll be a long flight, but I can catch up on some shows on Tubi as I go.

While the rest of you are off on an adventure, I'm going to relax in the tub.

paddyfool
2023-03-22, 06:30 AM
Just donít stub your toe again on the way there

Rogan
2023-03-22, 04:20 PM
Just donít stub your toe again on the way there

Sounds painful...
Toooootally unrelated:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/c2/1b/33c21bfd6511fd14c4ad72f8095f0633.jpg(The new word is sub

enq
2023-03-23, 01:37 PM
Just donít stub your toe again on the way there

I told you I'd stab you if you brought that up. Clearly, my Intimidate check failed.

By the way, idea: Allow word reversal. While it won't usually be possible, when it is it could lead us into fresh or at least not-recently-traveled territory. It's also simple enough to verify, unlike say, full-blown anagrams. So with this, someone could follow me up with a sentence using bats, which in turn has at least two good continuations.

Book Wombat
2023-03-30, 12:35 AM
I told you I'd stab you if you brought that up. Clearly, my Intimidate check failed.

By the way, idea: Allow word reversal. While it won't usually be possible, when it is it could lead us into fresh or at least not-recently-traveled territory. It's also simple enough to verify, unlike say, full-blown anagrams. So with this, someone could follow me up with a sentence using bats, which in turn has at least two good continuations.

A 5-star idea! Which could lead to rats...

oogaboogagoblin
2023-03-30, 01:01 PM
perhaps you could trap them in tar?

Oerkali
2023-03-30, 04:38 PM
perhaps you could trap them in tar?

And then roll them up in a tarp?

Rogan
2023-03-31, 11:11 AM
And then roll them up in a tarp?

Make it so! Full speed ahead warp9!

paddyfool
2023-03-31, 03:38 PM
Now, I know youíre riding the best warg money can buy, but Iím pretty sure it canít go that fast.

Starlit Dragon
2023-04-03, 12:15 AM
Now, I know youíre riding the best warg money can buy, but Iím pretty sure it canít go that fast.

Careful now. You could start a war if people think you're slandering their mounts.

Rogan
2023-04-03, 03:18 PM
Careful now. You could start a war if people think you're slandering their mounts.

These wargs would eat you raw if you insult them.

(This was the proposed option, right?)

enq
2023-04-08, 01:42 PM
Yes, yes it was. We could try to pass it into law, but sadly the name of the thread doesn't lend itself well to allowing this move. Chaotic posters may still use it!

JNAProductions
2023-04-08, 01:52 PM
I saw what you were going for, but I lost track of it.

Oerkali
2023-04-08, 08:55 PM
I saw what you were going for, but I lost track of it.

Sorry, I was out getting food and got sidetracked. Anyone want some cole slaw?

Starlit Dragon
2023-04-10, 09:25 PM
Sorry, I was out getting food and got sidetracked. Anyone want some cole slaw?

Sure. Maybe food will distract the warg that broke its claw

enq
2023-04-11, 02:32 AM
Yeah, I'm sure vegetables will make that carnivore real happy. Maybe a clam? It's probably never had one before, but it's meat.

slam, clap, cam, cram. And claim, but it may be a dead end

somethingrandom
2023-04-23, 03:01 PM
would the best way to open them be to slam them off something

JNAProductions
2023-04-23, 03:09 PM
Don't you dare damage a single slat on my house with that!

Rogan
2023-04-27, 09:53 AM
Don't worry, my winnings at the slot-machine will pay for any damages.

DisavowedPaladi
2023-05-11, 12:26 PM
Don't worry, my winnings at the slot-machine will pay for any damages.
I canít get this clam open either. I canít even pry open a slit.

Rogan
2023-05-18, 02:49 PM
I canít get this clam open either. I canít even pry open a slit.

Okay, sit down and relax while I go and get some tools.

animorte
2023-05-19, 12:29 AM
Okay, sit down and relax while I go and get some tools.
Do you repair away or on site?

Rogan
2023-05-21, 05:41 AM
Do you repair away or on site?

Do I have to pick a side?

enq
2023-05-21, 06:55 AM
Normally yes, but I'm willing to let it slide this time.

Smoutwortel
2023-05-28, 12:42 PM
Normally yes, but I'm willing to let it slide this time.

In that cas he probably slid you something.

Rogan
2023-05-28, 07:29 PM
In that cas he probably slid you something.

But you should keep the lid on.

Oerkali
2023-05-31, 06:34 PM
But you should keep the lid on.

You don't expect us to lie for you, do you?

Book Wombat
2023-06-01, 02:36 AM
You don't expect us to lie for you, do you?

For a pie I would. Maybe two.

Rogan
2023-06-01, 03:30 AM
For a pie I would. Maybe two.

Funny fact: If you call the hight of an Italian dish a and it's radius z, you can calculate the volume by the formula pi z z a.
It might also work for a pie.

somethingrandom
2023-06-01, 02:18 PM
Funny fact: If you call the hight of an Italian dish a and it's radius z, you can calculate the volume by the formula pi z z a.
It might also work for a pie.

Hi Can I have a slice?

JNAProductions
2023-06-01, 02:46 PM
Try to take it and I will hit your hand away!

Wait your turn.

Dire Moose
2023-06-02, 01:39 AM
You try that and itíll be the last thing that hand ever does.

(grabs sword hilt threateningly)

Rogan
2023-06-02, 10:27 AM
Are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?

animorte
2023-06-02, 12:46 PM
This is certainly my fill of drama for the week.

Book Wombat
2023-06-02, 12:57 PM
This is certainly my fill of drama for the week.

Just sign this bill please, that's gonna cost you yanno.

Oerkali
2023-06-02, 01:01 PM
Just sign this bill please, that's gonna cost you yanno.

Well, I'm having a ball with how this is unfolding.

Starlit Dragon
2023-06-07, 01:46 AM
Well, I'm having a ball with how this is unfolding.

It's had me against the wall, though.

Rogan
2023-06-08, 07:28 PM
It's had me against the wall, though.

Can you still walk after this experience?

Khedrac
2023-07-04, 07:43 AM
Can you still walk after this experience?

Don't balk at things now!

Dr.Gunsforhands
2023-07-04, 09:25 AM
Or Bilk your responsibility for all of this!

paddyfool
2023-07-04, 09:39 AM
Iíve had enough of people of that ilk to last me a lifetime.

animorte
2023-07-04, 10:04 AM
I'm nearly out of ink trying to keep up with this.

Book Wombat
2023-07-07, 05:54 AM
Well, here's a sink full of it!

Dire Moose
2023-07-10, 10:51 PM
But all I want to do is sing!

Rogan
2023-07-11, 01:55 PM
But all I want to do is sing!

You better be good at it, or I'll hit you with a sling!

somethingrandom
2023-08-08, 06:40 AM
Don't get violent or I might fling something at you

Dr.Gunsforhands
2023-08-09, 03:47 PM
If you mess up my bar, I'll be filing a lawsuit.

Book Wombat
2023-08-21, 06:55 AM
Not if I do one first, filling in the form right now.

5a Violista
2023-08-26, 08:12 PM
Careful, if you do it wrong you might end up falling

politesociety
2023-09-07, 05:01 PM
Then he'll be better off calling a lawyer to finish his work.

Rogan
2023-09-09, 09:16 AM
Then he'll be better off calling a lawyer to finish his work.

Okay, okay okay... can we all stop a moment and listen to the birds? It's supposed to be very calming

Book Wombat
2023-09-16, 09:05 PM
While you do that I'll be palming your wallet.

Starlit Dragon
2023-11-05, 08:50 PM
Well, I'm not palling around with you anymore, you pickpocket bastard.

Killerkat
2023-12-02, 03:14 PM
What can I say, to be a pickpocket is my calling.

Rollin
2024-01-15, 01:14 AM
What can I say, to be a pickpocket is my calling.

Then don't be surprised if you find me walling myself off from you.

Dire Moose
2024-01-18, 04:33 PM
Just donít go wailing about it if you get robbed.

Rollin
2024-01-22, 04:31 PM
Just donít go wailing about it if you get robbed.
I don't see how I could restrain myself from railing loudly against such an injustice.

enq
2024-01-25, 11:38 PM
I see we have played ourselves into the -ing corner again, and attempting to get us out of it is not a task I intend to be failing at.


Do you promise to click the next spoiler only out of curiosity and/or a wish to cooperate with it, and not so you can find out what words to deliberately avoid to be compulsively chaotic and keep us stuck with -ing?

fairing
faring
caring
cawing
sawing
swing
wing
(not sing, used recently)

Rollin
2024-01-28, 12:54 PM
I see we have played ourselves into the -ing corner again, and attempting to get us out of it is not a task I intend to be failing at.


Do you promise to click the next spoiler only out of curiosity and/or a wish to cooperate with it, and not so you can find out what words to deliberately avoid to be compulsively chaotic and keep us stuck with -ing?

fairing
faring
caring
cawing
sawing
swing
wing
(not sing, used recently)



If this thread were a vehicle, there would be some dents and scratches on the fairing by now, so thanks for bailing us showing us a way out.

TheRagingKobold
2024-01-28, 10:18 PM
If this thread were a vehicle, there would be some dents and scratches on the fairing by now, so thanks for bailing us showing us a way out.As long as everybody keeps it up, the thread shall be faring pretty well.

(My first post! Hello, everyone.)

enq
2024-01-29, 01:08 AM
As long as everybody keeps it up, the thread shall be faring pretty well.

(My first post! Hello, everyone.)

I didn't expect people to be caring to play along, since it takes some fun out of the game to get told what words to use, but it tends to take a streak of natural 20s to get away from -ing words organically.

Hello! :smallsmile:

Rollin
2024-02-18, 09:21 PM
I didn't expect people to be caring to play along, since it takes some fun out of the game to get told what words to use, but it tends to take a streak of natural 20s to get away from -ing words organically.

Hello! :smallsmile:

Hopefully there's no harm in occasionally haring off on some wild detour, just to keep a sense of movement in a fully recoverable way.

ziproot
2024-02-24, 04:23 PM
Apparently hawing is a word.

EDIT: Does this not count as using it in a sentence? Well, I said the word "haw," hence, I was hawing.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-03-21, 02:51 PM
Apparently hawing is a word.

EDIT: Does this not count as using it in a sentence? Well, I said the word "haw," hence, I was hawing.


I just found this thread and I'm having a blast.

Rollin
2024-04-04, 10:03 PM
I just found this thread and I'm having a blast.

Welcome! You can help us, if you like, with the project (which I foolishly delayed earlier) of saving the thread from endless gerunds.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-05, 07:18 AM
Welcome! You can help us, if you like, with the project (which I foolishly delayed earlier) of saving the thread from endless gerunds.

It's a good thing I'm not in a savin.

paddyfool
2024-04-05, 03:32 PM
Ah, but if you had been hiding in a savin you might not have been targeted by the raiders for ravinÖ

Smoutwortel
2024-04-05, 04:41 PM
Ah, but if you had been hiding in a savin you might not have been targeted by the raiders for ravinÖ

At least you're safe from teenager raving.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-06, 02:10 PM
At least you're safe from teenager raving.


Don't you just hate it when you experience a craving for something?

Rollin
2024-04-09, 03:59 PM
Don't you just hate it when you experience a craving for something?

No, but then my response is usually caving in to the temptation.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-11, 07:17 AM
No, but then my response is usually caving in to the temptation.

Well, when that happens, I can just hide in a cavin and wait it all out.

paddyfool
2024-04-12, 12:16 AM
What luck! It leads to a quiet little cabin in the woods. Should be a safe place to stay for a while, right?

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-15, 07:21 AM
What luck! It leads to a quiet little cabin in the woods. Should be a safe place to stay for a while, right?


Hey, look, it leads to Labin!

Rollin
2024-04-15, 02:29 PM
Hey, look, it leads to Labin!

Ancient or modern? Are they speaking Latin?

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-16, 01:57 PM
Ancient or modern? Are they speaking Latin?

I really don't know, but they are making satin!

paddyfool
2024-04-16, 05:20 PM
I really don't know, but they are making satin!

It seems they want to be well dressed for when they summon Satan

JNAProductions
2024-04-16, 06:15 PM
It seems they want to be well dressed for when they summon Satan

Hi, I'm Stan. You summoned me?

TheHalfAasimar
2024-04-25, 12:38 PM
Hi, I'm Stan. You summoned me?


I guess I'll scan for the problem.

paddyfool
2024-04-27, 11:10 AM
I guess I'll scan for the problem.

You find scant evidence of problems, but maybe itís just enough to keep him busy and out of your hair for a little while.

JNAProductions
2024-04-27, 11:34 AM
You find scant evidence of problems, but maybe itís just enough to keep him busy and out of your hair for a little while.

You'll find no evidence because their language is hiding in plain sight! It's Thieves' Cant!

Dr.Gunsforhands
2024-04-27, 07:37 PM
Thieves!? Get away! I won't let you take a Cent!

LavenderT
2024-05-06, 03:00 AM
Thieves!? Get away! I won't let you take a Cent!

I can't believe they'd target the candle store. They're going to run off with my favorite Scent

paddyfool
2024-05-08, 03:05 AM
The one you have sent to you from Alpha Centauri?

Rollin
2024-05-09, 03:12 AM
The one you have sent to you from Alpha Centauri?

Wow! They must have spent a fortune in delivery fees alone.

LavenderT
2024-05-10, 12:35 AM
Wow! They must have spent a fortune in delivery fees alone.

I just barter using spelt, it's the merchant's favorite grain.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-10, 01:49 PM
I just barter using spelt, it's the merchant's favorite grain.

But he has just spilt it. This is not good.

LavenderT
2024-05-12, 02:20 PM
But he has just spilt it. This is not good.

Oh no what a horrible spill! It's getting everywhere

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-13, 11:38 AM
Oh no what a horrible spill! It's getting everywhere

This isn't good. I don't even have the skill to clean it up.

JNAProductions
2024-05-13, 11:47 AM
This isn't good. I don't even have the skill to clean it up.

That's awful! That spill is gonna kill all the worms in the soil!

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-14, 03:20 PM
That's awful! That spill is gonna kill all the worms in the soil!

Good think I'm not wearing a kilt.

Killerkat
2024-05-15, 04:02 PM
Good think I'm not wearing a kilt.

Anyways, it got spoiled from all the silt!

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-15, 04:27 PM
Anyways, it got spoiled from all the silt!

Man, I really need to salt this ham and bean soup of mine. It's rather bland.

paddyfool
2024-05-16, 07:10 AM
Man, I really need to salt this ham and bean soup of mine. It's rather bland.

Maybe you could add some malt extract for extra umami?

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-16, 07:45 AM
Maybe you could add some malt extract for extra umami?

Ew, that's gross! I'd rather eat a mat!

Mister Tom
2024-05-21, 05:27 PM
Ew, that's gross! I'd rather eat a mat! or swim in a moat.

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-22, 02:23 PM
or swim in a moat.
... Or fall off a boat

paddyfool
2024-05-23, 09:01 AM
... Or fall off a boat

Mea culpa; I was confusing malt extract with marmite, a yeast extract that does indeed have reason to boast of a strong umami hitÖ best in very small doses

oneshotTPK
2024-05-23, 05:42 PM
Mea culpa; I was confusing malt extract with marmite, a yeast extract that does indeed have reason to boast of a strong umami hitÖ best in very small doses

I think I'm turned off ham and bean soup for now, maybe i'll try making a roast

TheHalfAasimar
2024-05-23, 05:44 PM
I think I'm turned off ham and bean soup for now, maybe i'll try making a roast

Once you finish making it, allow me to through it off the coast to feed the sharks.

paddyfool
2024-06-01, 03:05 PM
Once you finish making it, allow me to through it off the coast to feed the sharks.

And cost the man his second dinner that he made himself? You brute!

TheHalfAasimar
2024-06-01, 03:08 PM
And cost the man his second dinner that he made himself? You brute!

He can eat a cot if he's that hungry.

Adam Joones
2024-06-11, 12:43 PM
He can eat a cot if he's that hungry.

A cop could eat a whole lotta donuts if his breeak is long enough

paddyfool
2024-06-18, 03:06 AM
Well, thatís one way to try and cope with a stressful job, although it wonít help with fitness requirements

TheHalfAasimar
2024-06-26, 07:55 PM
Well, thatís one way to try and cope with a stressful job, although it wonít help with fitness requirements

But is that really a problem if you're planning on becoming a pope?

Mordar
2024-06-27, 08:26 PM
But is that really a problem if you're planning on becoming a pope?

Be sure you don't show any Popel while wearing you big hat on TV...use a tissue before you go on!

paddyfool
2024-06-28, 09:01 AM
Be sure you don't show any Popel while wearing you big hat on TV...use a tissue before you go on!

And be sure not to wipe any on this valuable copy of the Popol Vuh!

TheHalfAasimar
2024-07-03, 06:30 PM
And be sure not to wipe any on this valuable copy of the Popol Vuh!


And better not drop it in the pool...