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somethingrandom
2022-08-22, 04:22 AM
You may do one and only one of the following to make a new word from the word the poster above you posted.
1)Change one existing letter of the word TPAU posted for example you could change the p to an l to turn pending to lending
2)Add one letter to the word TPAU posted for example you could add an s to the start of pending to make spending
3)Remove one letter from the word TPAU posted for example you could remove the p from pending to make ending

While not forbidden adding an s to the end of the word TPAU posted to make it plural for example turning dog into dogs is discouraged.
I would in case you are ninjaed I would recommend quoting the word you are changing
Lastly to avoid loops avoid words that have been used recently.

And the word to start things of is


lump

Scarlet Knight
2022-08-22, 06:14 PM
lamp :smallcool:

Bucky
2022-08-22, 07:25 PM
lamp :smallcool:

Clamp

(The lengthening begins!)

JNAProductions
2022-08-22, 07:36 PM
Clamp

(The lengthening begins!)

Clam. And so it ends :P

Tom the Mime
2022-08-22, 08:42 PM
Clam. And so it ends :P

Lets go for Glam.

Bohandas
2022-08-23, 12:17 AM
Lets go for Glam.

Glad :)

Gold Leaf
2022-08-23, 06:01 AM
Glad :)

Lad. (Who needs lengthening when we have shortening?)

somethingrandom
2022-08-23, 07:52 AM
Lad. (Who needs lengthening when we have shortening?)

Sad :(
More letters so I can post

Bucky
2022-08-23, 03:09 PM
Sad :(
More letters so I can post

Said

...is what I said next.

animorte
2022-08-23, 05:08 PM
Said

...is what I said next.

Raid… the pantry

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-08-23, 08:03 PM
Let's get a move on! Rapid!

Bohandas
2022-08-23, 08:14 PM
Let's get a move on! Rapid!

Vapid .

Personification
2022-08-23, 08:25 PM
Vapid .
You think I'm....?
Yeah, that's valid.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-24, 01:59 AM
Unless I'm missing something, that comes close to killing the chain unless we go for something obscure like Calid.

Gold Leaf
2022-08-24, 09:09 AM
Well, if that's our only option, might as well make do. And so, I change it to Canid. (https://www.bing.com/search?q=canid+definition&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&pq=canid+definiti&sc=10-14&sk=&cvid=91375CC64CD44D77A8F2C953C9119661&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=)

paddyfool
2022-08-24, 01:36 PM
Well, if we can have the dog family, why not let the pangolin family join the party too? Manid is the word for a member of this family.

Personification
2022-08-24, 02:01 PM
Well, if we can have the dog family, why not let the pangolin family join the party too? Manid is the word for a member of this family.

Ah, that takes me back. Remember the short-lived pangolin mania that swept the world?

Scarlet Knight
2022-08-24, 06:25 PM
manic :smallfrown:

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-08-24, 07:10 PM
Hey, there's no need to panic! This game's meant to be a challenge sometimes, right?

Tom the Mime
2022-08-24, 08:55 PM
The i as the 4th letter of a 5 letter word is really limiting here. I don't think I can change it here but I can make it so the next person can. Panir. Pretty sure Pranic would be a dead end.

Gold Leaf
2022-08-25, 02:51 AM
Three may be a crowd, but two's not company - it's a pair. (That should be easier to work with.)

JNAProductions
2022-08-25, 09:16 AM
And where do you find this couple? In their lair.

paddyfool
2022-08-25, 10:43 AM
Where they just got laid

Personification
2022-08-25, 02:21 PM
And now they are applying for federal aid!

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-08-25, 04:46 PM
The program was privatized. Now they have to look around for a low bid.

JNAProductions
2022-08-25, 04:51 PM
But they can't find it, putting them in a bind.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-25, 05:47 PM
Of course, it was no surprise they couldn't find it. They were blind after all.

paddyfool
2022-08-25, 10:09 PM
For the moment at least - you see, they’re trying to set a new record for the world’s longest blink.

Bucky
2022-08-25, 11:41 PM
For the moment at least - you see, they’re trying to set a new record for the world’s longest blink.

They're on the brink of succeeding.

animorte
2022-08-26, 12:04 AM
Better luck the more they drink.

Scarlet Knight
2022-08-26, 06:54 PM
Well, it's cold at the rink.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-26, 07:19 PM
A good think too, otherwise it would all turn to water and we'd sink

Also, we had an odd narrative going for the last 10 words - a couple were just finished sleeping together in their lair, before looking for government benefits only to discover the program had been privatised. They start to drink away their sorrows and in their inebriated state, they decide they may as well go for the worlds longest blink.

animorte
2022-08-26, 07:26 PM
A good think too, otherwise it would all turn to water and we'd sink

That ice may be the missing link.

Rogan
2022-08-27, 04:44 AM
That ice may be the missing link.

Did you write this using Ink?

paddyfool
2022-08-27, 07:24 AM
Said the devil with a wink

Scarlet Knight
2022-08-27, 05:45 PM
It's Saturday; time for wine!

animorte
2022-08-27, 07:37 PM
It's Saturday; time for wine!

I hope it’s with fish, you uncultured swine.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-27, 08:07 PM
If it's not, are you going to take a swing at me.

animorte
2022-08-27, 08:26 PM
That’s too mean and it would sting.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-27, 09:03 PM
I guess they were drinking wine as they were sating their thirst.

Up to 6 letters now,

paddyfool
2022-08-27, 09:34 PM
A common result of salting the food a lot.

Personification
2022-08-28, 11:29 PM
A common result of salting the food a lot.

Well I'm Halting the word growth

JNAProductions
2022-08-28, 11:31 PM
Well I'm Halting the word growth

I’m hating that I’m continuing that trend.

animorte
2022-08-29, 01:55 AM
I’m hating that I’m continuing that trend.

Don’t worry, I’m heating it up again.

paddyfool
2022-08-29, 03:01 AM
I can go longer again, but I’m not sure if the person after me will be about to continue without cheating.

Tom the Mime
2022-08-29, 08:18 AM
This isn't cheating, we're creating a nice chain here.

animorte
2022-08-29, 01:57 PM
We’re treating with the respect it deserves.

Rogan
2022-08-30, 10:12 AM
We’re treating with the respect it deserves.

I'm threating to to lose control here.

paddyfool
2022-08-30, 10:43 AM
I’m fairly sure that’s not a real word, but I’m keen enough on threading together a chain that I’m not going to argue; I mean it could maybe be a vernacular version of threatening, right?

Personification
2022-08-30, 01:48 PM
I’m fairly sure that’s not a real word, but I’m keen enough on threading together a chain that I’m not going to argue; I mean it could maybe be a vernacular version of threatening, right?

I could have swarm we'd done it before, but apparently I'm treading new ground.

enq
2022-08-30, 04:37 PM
I could have swarm we'd done it before, but apparently I'm treading new ground.
I am relieved to be reading what is probably the only way out of where animorte put us three posts ago.

animorte
2022-08-30, 05:18 PM
I am relieved to be reading what is probably the only way out of where animorte put us three posts ago.

Thanks for cleaning up the mess I was dreading.

enq
2022-08-30, 05:30 PM
Thanks for cleaning up the mess I was dreading.
I'm still dreaming of the day we finesse our way off of this -ing track.


reaming
teaming
taming
timing
tiring
wiring
wring
ring
rig/rind/rung/...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM



reaming
rearing
bearing
baring
bring
ring
rig/rind/rung/...

Tom the Mime
2022-08-30, 06:26 PM
Showing suggested words for the next post, let alone the next 10 feels like it isn't in the spirit of this so I'm picking a different word, partially out of spite. Creaming

enq
2022-08-30, 06:46 PM
Showing suggested words for the next post, let alone the next 10 feels like it isn't in the spirit of this so I'm picking a different word, partially out of spite. Creaming

No need to take it to spite. I'm just trying to avoid us painting ourselves into a corner here.

Dr.Gunsforhands
2022-08-30, 08:02 PM
I'm sure it was friendly spite. :smalltongue: A lot of us just like Creating our own path, you know?

paddyfool
2022-08-31, 04:34 AM
And some of us like cleating. (I was going to say creatine but I was worried it would be a dead end)

Rogan
2022-08-31, 05:33 AM
And some of us like cleating. (I was going to say creatine but I was worried it would be a dead end)

I doubt anybody would have been bleating.

(Sorry about the last word from me. Playing word games in a non-native language is not trivial. And I thought I saw some mentions of it in a quick and dirty search)

enq
2022-08-31, 09:44 AM
I'm still keen on beating the -ing out of our words.

Personification
2022-08-31, 09:51 AM
It's ok. Our bloating language can be hard to navigate.

Rogan
2022-09-01, 04:19 AM
It's ok. Our bloating language can be hard to navigate.

You know what else is hard to navigate? A raft, floating on the ocean.

Tom the Mime
2022-09-01, 06:29 AM
How did you end up on a raft? Was your ship flouting standard safety regulations

Edit: Enq might be pleased to know that it's possible to get rid of the ing in just 3 words and just drop a letter each round all the way down to 3 letters if people want to.

paddyfool
2022-09-01, 08:22 AM
Perhaps the sailors spent too much time on fluting and other music making rather than essential maintenance?

Gold Leaf
2022-09-01, 08:50 AM
They couldn't have been floating, they were too busy flyting with each other.

Personification
2022-09-01, 11:03 AM
They couldn't have been floating, they were too busy flyting with each other.

Well, now we're just flying towards a world without a suffix. (I always forget about flyting. Such a good word.)

Rogan
2022-09-01, 01:17 PM
Well, now we're just flying towards a world without a suffix. (I always forget about flyting. Such a good word.)

You know what? I'm going to throw another letter away. Or, in another word:
Fling

enq
2022-09-01, 01:40 PM
Soon we can sling ourselves out of this...


Edit: Enq might be pleased to know that it's possible to get rid of the ing in just 3 words and just drop a letter each round all the way down to 3 letters if people want to.
Curious how we were gonna get out in three steps from flouting.

Personification
2022-09-01, 02:42 PM
Soon we can sling ourselves out of this...


Curious how we were gonna get out in three steps from flouting.

Maybe it involved resorting to slang?

paddyfool
2022-09-01, 03:03 PM
Slang contains many excellent words, especially if you want to slag someone off.

animorte
2022-09-01, 04:54 PM
Slang contains many excellent words, especially if you want to slag someone off.

Why would I want to do that when I could ride off on a stag?

Tom the Mime
2022-09-01, 05:33 PM
Are you riding off so fast because you're playing tag with someone.

@Enq: Flouting fluting fluing flung

Rogan
2022-09-01, 07:37 PM
Are you riding off so fast because you're playing tag with someone.

@Enq: Flouting fluting fluing flung

No, I have to hurry cause I'm chased by an evil hag. (Someone please help me!)

JNAProductions
2022-09-01, 07:57 PM
How are you talking through your gag?

Tom the Mime
2022-09-01, 08:11 PM
Because it's not a proper one? It's just a rag.

Personification
2022-09-01, 08:26 PM
Because it's not a proper one? It's just a rag.

You rang? 10

animorte
2022-09-01, 10:36 PM
You rang? 10

Only to rant.

Tom the Mime
2022-09-01, 11:43 PM
Given I was talking about tag before, it's safe to say I ran.

animorte
2022-09-02, 12:32 AM
Given I was talking about tag before, it's safe to say I ran.

Why run when you can walk?

paddyfool
2022-09-02, 07:10 AM
Especially if you need a cane to do so

Rogan
2022-09-02, 10:17 AM
Especially if you need a cane to do so

Better a cane than a crane.
(Nope, you won't get a bane from me...)

Tom the Mime
2022-09-02, 12:55 PM
This thread is blowing up. It's a whole new craze.

animorte
2022-09-02, 02:18 PM
This thread is blowing up. It's a whole new craze.

It’s unlocked, finally let out of the crate.

paddyfool
2022-09-02, 02:20 PM
A crate that was treated with cerate

Personification
2022-09-02, 03:34 PM
A crate that was treated with cerate

Wow, I didn't know that one, and I consider myself to be pretty knowledgeable about obscure words. I guess I should probably rerate myself on that count.

Rogan
2022-09-02, 07:03 PM
Wow, I didn't know that one, and I consider myself to be pretty knowledgeable about obscure words. I guess I should probably rerate myself on that count.

Will you feel better if I tell you that I can absolutely relate to this?

Tom the Mime
2022-09-02, 07:15 PM
If you took a course or learning obscure words, you may be able to get a rebate.

paddyfool
2022-09-02, 09:32 PM
Although that may be up for debate, since there are so many obscure words that it would be a long course indeed that would aim to teach all of them.

Smoutwortel
2022-09-03, 07:53 AM
Although that may be up for debate, since there are so many obscure words that it would be a long course indeed that would aim to teach all of them.

That would be a good debute discussion for this thread.

Persolus
2022-09-06, 05:30 PM
I'm afraid I'm going to have to refute that statement - we have, in fact, had several discussion already.

Rogan
2022-09-08, 04:34 PM
I'm afraid I'm going to have to refute that statement - we have, in fact, had several discussion already.

I refuse to accept this answer! Oh, too late...

paddyfool
2022-09-09, 02:06 AM
This is getting so confrontational, I think I may have to recuse myself

Xihirli
2022-09-09, 04:53 AM
Don’t you dare! We need everyone here to recurse this properly!



https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/recurse

Persolus
2022-09-09, 02:58 PM
I think I need to recurve the arc of this conversation before it ends up going nowhere.

paddyfool
2022-09-10, 12:26 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m just stringing my decurve bow

enq
2022-09-11, 02:36 PM
So... this is looking unsalvagable. In some gamer circles, decurse is common lingo, but even if accepted, I don't think it'll get us anywhere.

I see a fork in the road if we reverse the game a few words, to recuse. So the question is, do we have to go through that ritual, or can I save us from having to reuse them?

Dire Moose
2022-09-11, 03:23 PM
That would be a clever ruse, for sure.

Rogan
2022-09-11, 04:03 PM
That would be a clever ruse, for sure.

Could we fuse some more letters to this word?

paddyfool
2022-09-11, 04:21 PM
I for one would not make a fuss if you did

enq
2022-09-13, 01:08 AM
I was prepared to cuss that we got stuck again, but I see a way out.

animorte
2022-09-13, 05:43 AM
Glad to see we continue to make the cuts.

enq
2022-09-13, 03:49 PM
I was hoping for cusp, but I guess your answer is still cute.

somethingrandom
2022-09-13, 06:08 PM
This post is as
close to a
Cube as I could
make it.

JNAProductions
2022-09-13, 06:10 PM
Open the cube. Release the cub!

Ironsmith
2022-09-13, 06:53 PM
It's been a while, but I'm back in the club.

animorte
2022-09-13, 09:17 PM
I don't have a clue what's going on here.

enq
2022-09-14, 09:08 AM
That'd be my cue to inform you that... I don't either.

Persolus
2022-09-14, 11:07 AM
I second that - if understanding what was going on here was a game of pool, then I'd have certainly cued the 8-ball early.

paddyfool
2022-09-14, 02:35 PM
I think my understanding of what’s going on is so poor that if I tried to explain it might get me sued.

animorte
2022-09-14, 02:50 PM
Forget this, it’s snowing. Let’s go sled.

enq
2022-09-15, 11:42 AM
It's not snowing here, but there's still a whole slew of things we could do instead.

paddyfool
2022-09-15, 11:48 AM
How about we get some slow food?

Persolus
2022-09-15, 01:43 PM
Nah, that sounds like slop.

somethingrandom
2022-09-15, 02:53 PM
Forget this, it’s snowing. Let’s go sled.

While out sleding I was chased by wolfs so I fled.

Ironsmith
2022-09-15, 07:53 PM
In other words, I flew.

JNAProductions
2022-09-15, 07:54 PM
To where? Few locations to go to, these days.

animorte
2022-09-15, 08:26 PM
There are plenty locations! You must be new.

Tom the Mime
2022-09-15, 10:38 PM
I'll go with net.


While out sleding I was chased by wolfs so I fled.
Does it still count as being ninja'ed when it's by over 3 hours?

Persolus
2022-09-16, 01:11 AM
I dunno, but it's pretty neat, if you ask me!

Dire Moose
2022-09-16, 09:40 AM
Enough talk; I’m hungry! Let’s have some meat!

paddyfool
2022-09-16, 10:47 AM
Let’s have a great big barbecue - that can’t be beat!

animorte
2022-09-16, 01:18 PM
But not in the forest, might attract a bear!

enq
2022-09-17, 03:59 PM
That's just extra meat for us if I can get a bead on it...

paddyfool
2022-09-17, 04:06 PM
Did you just pull that gun out of your beard???

Xihirli
2022-09-17, 06:04 PM
Apparently he’s a dual class hunter / bard

animorte
2022-09-17, 08:55 PM
And probably grew up in a barn.

enq
2022-09-18, 04:01 AM
I'm going to have to ban further wild conclusions about my personality and history.

paddyfool
2022-09-18, 05:27 AM
Whatever you say, man

Persolus
2022-09-18, 12:11 PM
So the main thing to take away from this is, we don't question enq's abilities?

JNAProductions
2022-09-18, 12:15 PM
Not unless we have a maid to clean things up afterwards.

Rogan
2022-09-18, 02:24 PM
Not unless we have a maid to clean things up afterwards.

So you think he would get mad and throw stuff around?

enq
2022-09-19, 02:24 AM
I thought we had just established I have a gun, so throwing things isn't plan A.

animorte
2022-09-19, 03:30 AM
You just wait until my dad hears about this.

Smoutwortel
2022-09-19, 01:31 PM
You just wait until my dad hears about this.

You guys keep it civil I don't want to clean up any more dead bodies.

paddyfool
2022-09-19, 01:55 PM
Yes, let’s not have anyone lose their head now.

somethingrandom
2022-09-19, 02:07 PM
Or have it bashed in with lead

animorte
2022-09-19, 02:56 PM
I don’t remember things being this violent when I was a lad.

JNAProductions
2022-09-19, 04:11 PM
Be glad.

paddyfool
2022-09-20, 02:53 AM
You’d better be glad, or I’m getting out the goad.

Rogan
2022-09-20, 08:08 AM
You’d better be glad, or I’m getting out the goad.

Is it made of Gold?

Persolus
2022-09-20, 01:52 PM
He hasn't quite told us that yet.

paddyfool
2022-09-20, 01:57 PM
Hold on, was that an HG Wells reference? Classic.

Rogan
2022-09-20, 03:21 PM
Hold on, was that an HG Wells reference? Classic.

I guess I'll have to fold here.

Persolus
2022-09-20, 03:26 PM
Bold choice!

animorte
2022-09-20, 03:45 PM
Either that or bolt out of here.

paddyfool
2022-09-20, 05:02 PM
Riding a colt, perhaps?

enq
2022-09-23, 08:15 AM
I have a cult for people exactly like that!

Persolus
2022-09-23, 11:17 AM
A cult? A CULT?
DEUS VULT, INFIDELS!!

Rogan
2022-09-23, 11:31 AM
A cult? A CULT?
DEUS VULT, INFIDELS!!

Excuse me? Can we use a 2400 Volt electric chair instead of the classic burning on a stake?

enq
2022-09-23, 02:05 PM
Would you let me get away with just tar and feathers? I happen to have a bunch of birds who molt a lot...

paddyfool
2022-09-23, 10:33 PM
Hold on, before we start lynching people it might yet be possible to rehabilitate and mold these cultists into productive members of society again. The younger ones, at least. Let me get out my brainwashing kit…

animorte
2022-09-23, 11:18 PM
That’s a mild response compared to what I was thinking, believe it or not.

Bucky
2022-09-24, 12:53 AM
mild

You'd prefer a wild response?

enq
2022-09-24, 02:51 AM
It's just a wile by paddyfool to recruit my followers to their cult instead...

somethingrandom
2022-09-24, 04:04 AM
I'll file away this evidence for later use.

animorte
2022-09-24, 05:02 AM
They may fire you if you don’t do that according to standard.

paddyfool
2022-09-24, 12:26 PM
Any accusations that I’m setting up a rival cult will be met with my lawyer’s ire

Rogan
2022-09-24, 03:18 PM
Any accusations that I’m setting up a rival cult will be met with my lawyer’s ire

You'd rather be king, so everybody will call you Sire?

animorte
2022-09-24, 04:26 PM
I’d rather be knighted. Call me sir.

enq
2022-09-25, 10:06 PM
I'll pretend to toast to that, but I won't even sip the wine afterwards.

Persolus
2022-09-26, 11:14 AM
Ah, trying to give 'em the slip?

paddyfool
2022-09-26, 11:24 AM
Better that than trying to ship them

Starlit Dragon
2022-09-26, 11:57 AM
Bet they have a chip on their shoulder after that.

Rogan
2022-09-26, 05:00 PM
Bet they have a chip on their shoulder after that.

I think it's time to give this whole topic the chop (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cio6AXVqW4s).

enq
2022-09-27, 11:20 AM
And hop over to a new one; in fact, it shall be...

animorte
2022-09-27, 11:30 AM
And hop over to a new one; in fact, it shall be...
… a hot topic indeed, probably about…

enq
2022-09-28, 01:08 AM
...something you would certainly not expect...

paddyfool
2022-09-28, 01:41 AM
… and very worthy of note…

enq
2022-09-28, 02:41 PM
...you may indeed find it is second to none...

Persolus
2022-09-29, 01:16 PM
...in quite a different tone from what has come before...

Xihirli
2022-09-29, 01:20 PM
I think it’s time to finally atone for my misdeeds.

Smoutwortel
2022-09-29, 01:28 PM
I think it’s time to finally atone for my misdeeds.

Did you commit them all alone.

JNAProductions
2022-09-29, 01:31 PM
Did you commit them all alone.

I was along for the ride, actually.

enq
2022-09-29, 03:09 PM
At long last, the story begins!

(I really enjoyed the part where we hyped it up while keeping it unclear, but it seemed to be making the thread slow :smallfrown:)

animorte
2022-09-29, 09:13 PM
This story is best told in song.

I also enjoyed that hype!

paddyfool
2022-09-30, 11:12 AM
Doh re mi … oh dear, what a pong. Who farted in here?

enq
2022-09-30, 01:30 PM
Let us gather in the clear air by the pond and not have the tale interrupted by vulgarities or observations thereof.

enq
2022-10-03, 02:37 AM
...is the thread not fond of the current topic?

paddyfool
2022-10-03, 06:30 AM
Perhaps we could move the topic to food instead. Anyone tried anything new and exciting recently?

animorte
2022-10-03, 06:44 AM
Dancing around the concept of a topic while not having one at all was good enough for me.

mati2002
2022-10-03, 12:19 PM
go for king

- - - Updated - - -

Having fun with a playstyle

Persolus
2022-10-03, 01:17 PM
Dancing around the concept of a topic while not having one at all was good enough for me.

Ah, but it seems to goad others into action.

paddyfool
2022-10-03, 09:22 PM
Ah, but it seems to goad others into action.

Hopefully to find a load more words to add (incidentally, I think goad was our first repeated word, although last used as the noun rather than the verb)

Xihirli
2022-10-03, 10:04 PM
My Lord, the people are burning their crops in rebellion ever since we ran out of words to distribute to them!

JNAProductions
2022-10-03, 10:04 PM
Ford that river when we get to it.

paddyfool
2022-10-04, 01:07 AM
My word, yes. (TPAM: aren’t you glad I didn’t go with fjord ;-) )

enq
2022-10-04, 02:15 AM
(incidentally, I think goad was our first repeated word, although last used as the noun rather than the verb)
Creating came before it (used twice on page 2)

Indeed, fjord would have been horrible. I cast a ward to prevent us from ever using that word.

animorte
2022-10-04, 05:48 AM
Good idea. You probably just prevented a war.

Dire Moose
2022-10-04, 11:05 PM
But that means my pet Warg won’t get anything to eat.

paddyfool
2022-10-04, 11:20 PM
Here, have some of the meat from the barbecue! Aw, look at the big floofie wag his tail!

enq
2022-10-05, 01:41 AM
Aren't you glad I had a gun to tag that bear?

animorte
2022-10-05, 05:35 AM
Yeah, after I lured it through a tar pit.

enq
2022-10-05, 10:11 AM
I must admit, I was going to tear you a new one for setting up a tar pit at our barbecue, but it turned out to be exactly what we needed.

paddyfool
2022-10-05, 11:04 AM
I must confess, I was surprised when you brought all that gear for the purpose.

animorte
2022-10-05, 11:31 AM
I apologize. When I set it up in the rear of the property, I knew I was crossing the line. But it all worked out!

JNAProductions
2022-10-05, 11:39 AM
Good-I had fear that it really wouldn't.

paddyfool
2022-10-05, 12:16 PM
As a result, in the far future palaeontologists of some sapient species that has yet to evolve will find the preserved remains of a bear with a bullet in it. Also we were able to carry on with the barbecue, and nobody got mauled.

enq
2022-10-05, 01:56 PM
According to me, we had spare meat for the warg because we harvested the bear for it after I shot it. Preserved remains, as if! I'm not a fan of your version of the story.

animorte
2022-10-05, 02:51 PM
I ran for my life but I also recall extra food.

paddyfool
2022-10-06, 06:31 AM
I can assure everyone, but most importantly the warg’s owner, that the meat I fed it was from the barbecue supplies, rather than the tar-soaked carcass of a bear of unknown provenance. For starters, I wouldn’t even know how to begin butchering a bear, although I’ve heard you should avoid the liver as it’s rather poisonous.

enq
2022-10-06, 06:48 AM
Who said anything about butchering it? Since there was no ban on it, I threw the entire bear on the grill.

paddyfool
2022-10-06, 07:23 AM
And that’s how we started an exceptionally devastating forest fire…

animorte
2022-10-06, 08:43 AM
It’ll be over in a few days.

JNAProductions
2022-10-06, 11:33 AM
But for now, we bare the sin.

paddyfool
2022-10-06, 12:05 PM
Some people said they could hear the fire sing, with a voice that sounded almost like an angry bear

enq
2022-10-06, 12:31 PM
It does sting a bit that I forgot how flammable tar is. I had to dump a lot of int to get enough strength to lift a bear.

Tom the Mime
2022-10-06, 04:00 PM
If you didn't dump int, you could have lifted it using pulleys and a bunch of string.

animorte
2022-10-06, 04:15 PM
Being strong doesn’t have as many uses, that’s true.

paddyfool
2022-10-07, 03:00 AM
Although a well-toned physique looks great in a sarong

Although it does allow you to get a powerful bow strung.

Dire Moose
2022-10-07, 06:48 AM
I remember; it really stung to get hit by one of those arrows.

animorte
2022-10-07, 06:51 AM
That would surely stun me too.

enq
2022-10-07, 07:05 AM
So you're saying I should shun my pistol in favor of a bow?

BTW, we were kinda on track to do this in reverse (https://www.republicworld.com/whatsapp-quizzes-and-puzzles/riddles/what-9-letter-word-is-still-a-word-after-removing-one-letter-each-time.html), but I mourn not that we didn't get ourselves stuck in ingland again :biggrin:

animorte
2022-10-07, 08:57 AM
The bow allows you to remain stealthy, even in the sun.

Thanks for that bit of trivia!

enq
2022-10-07, 03:13 PM
You have spun an odd tale. Bows are larger than pistols.

JNAProductions
2022-10-07, 03:14 PM
Spud time, then. Let bygones be bygones… with potatoes.

enq
2022-10-08, 04:32 AM
It would be easier to spur me into eating those if they were served with some meat. Did anyone take any with them when they ran from the fire?

animorte
2022-10-08, 08:13 AM
I slur my words eve since that traumatic day, if you know what I mean.

paddyfool
2022-10-08, 10:03 AM
Oh look, an enormous slug!

enq
2022-10-09, 06:32 AM
I'm not that desperate for meat. I'd sooner search the burnt-down forest for slag than eat some slimy invertebrate.

animorte
2022-10-09, 06:54 AM
You’re likely to encounter a stag.

Dire Moose
2022-10-09, 06:59 AM
Tag! You’re it! (runs away giggling)

enq
2022-10-09, 07:48 PM
We could resurrect our barbecue if I caught that stag, but if I go after it instead of chasing one of you lot, I will lag behind so much that I will be "it" forever. :smallsigh:

Of course... if I do catch the stag, you'll have to come close to me to partake. :smallamused:

animorte
2022-10-09, 08:33 PM
You could just store some in a bag for later.

enq
2022-10-10, 01:13 PM
Would being burdened make it easier to catch you? I'd have to beg you to slow down!

Dire Moose
2022-10-12, 12:54 AM
I’m willing to bet they can’t outrun you.

Rogan
2022-10-12, 05:27 PM
I’m willing to bet they can’t outrun you.

You'll be in big trouble if you lose this bet.

animorte
2022-10-12, 05:32 PM
We don’t take kindly to threats.

paddyfool
2022-10-13, 01:26 AM
I remember saying similar things to my future in laws before getting wed.

enq
2022-10-13, 11:21 AM
I prefer to weed out potential spouses with aggressive families long before considering marriage.

5a Violista
2022-10-13, 12:14 PM
I prefer to weed out potential spouses with aggressive families long before considering marriage.

Does one of the requirements include wedding dress material choice? 'cause I'm going with tweed

animorte
2022-10-13, 01:06 PM
They will tweet about that for weeks.

paddyfool
2022-10-14, 12:46 PM
Because it would look so sweet

enq
2022-10-14, 02:42 PM
It might sweep everyone off their feet and take people's attention away from the couple, so I have my reservations.

Rogan
2022-10-14, 03:40 PM
It might sweep everyone off their feet and take people's attention away from the couple, so I have my reservations.

Sorry, I was about to sleep and missed the topic. What's the event you are talking about?

Smoutwortel
2022-10-14, 05:01 PM
Sorry, I was about to sleep and missed the topic. What's the event you are talking about?

Yeah the conversation took a steep turn, while you were gone.

paddyfool
2022-10-14, 05:03 PM
Feel free to steer it in a new direction again, mind you.

JNAProductions
2022-10-14, 05:06 PM
We’d need a seer to find the way!

animorte
2022-10-14, 05:16 PM
No, we don’t. Why not just share a beer?

enq
2022-10-14, 08:59 PM
Because we brought all our beer to the barbecue and lost it in the forest fire. What rock have you been living under??

JNAProductions
2022-10-14, 10:26 PM
The one at the bean farm. Mm, beans.

Tom the Mime
2022-10-14, 11:04 PM
Is this where it all began?

Smoutwortel
2022-10-15, 06:59 AM
Is this where it all began?

Are you certain you want to begin with that?

5a Violista
2022-10-16, 09:30 PM
Are you certain you want to begin with that?

I'm beggin' you to not begin there

JNAProductions
2022-10-16, 10:21 PM
Baggin' the core of it, aren't ya?

Smoutwortel
2022-10-22, 05:47 AM
Baggin' the core of it, aren't ya?

As long they don't start Braggin' we will probably be fine.

paddyfool
2022-10-26, 02:49 AM
You know, I’m sure sticklers for the rules would be raggin’ on us for use of the apostrophe

Tom the Mime
2022-10-26, 05:55 AM
Yep. The first one is a "Sigh, if you must" although there were options like Benin if we're including places as well. Every case after that it's a matter of "Why didn't you just use that turn to add the letter on the end and get back to actual words". Ragging

Dire Moose
2022-10-27, 09:05 AM
Just bagging up the garbage, nothing suspicious here, please ignore how it looks suspiciously like a dead body.

paddyfool
2022-10-27, 09:29 AM
That’s what happens to people who start banging the wrong people’s partners.

ChrysalisM
2022-10-27, 01:29 PM
That’s what happens to people who start banging the wrong people’s partners.

Hopefully it doesn't lead to BANNING...

Smoutwortel
2022-10-30, 03:05 PM
Hopefully it doesn't lead to BANNING...

Or the more violent meaning of BANGING.