nickl_2000
2023-02-20, 02:06 PM
I would love lots of help for viscous mockery coming from a plant based person. Some things I've thought of so far.
Sniff Is the corpse flower blooming, or is that you?
Look at those clothes, you are a pretty pansy.
Your roots aren’t deep and your leaves are withered
Is that your attack? I’ve been hurt more by cottonwood seeds
Why don’t you make like a tree and leaf?
A Venus Fly Trap has sharper teeth than you!
You're so hideous that burrs don’t even stick to you.
A plant worked hard to make the air you're wasting
I bet every girl you’ve ever met only gives you yellow roses
Anything else you can think of? I would love ideas!
Sniff Is the corpse flower blooming, or is that you?
Look at those clothes, you are a pretty pansy.
Your roots aren’t deep and your leaves are withered
Is that your attack? I’ve been hurt more by cottonwood seeds
Why don’t you make like a tree and leaf?
A Venus Fly Trap has sharper teeth than you!
You're so hideous that burrs don’t even stick to you.
A plant worked hard to make the air you're wasting
I bet every girl you’ve ever met only gives you yellow roses
Anything else you can think of? I would love ideas!