gooddragon1
2023-10-23, 11:17 PM
[[Do you know what Phyrexians are? Do you know about the song walk like an Egyptian?]]
CHATGPT
Yes, I can help you with both topics! Phyrexians are a fictional race from the Magic: The Gathering trading card game and its related media. They are a group of biomechanical creatures striving for the completion of an artificial plane called Phyrexia.
As for the song "Walk Like an Egyptian," it's a popular song by the Bangles, released in 1986. It became a major hit and is known for its catchy tune and fun lyrics. How can I assist you further with these topics?
[[Make a parody of walk like an Egyptian called "Walk like a phyrexian"]]
CHATGPT
(Verse 1)
Strutting through the Multiverse, with metal hearts so cold,
Phyrexian beings, their story yet untold,
Infecting all the lands, with dark and twisted might,
They march in perfect sync, as day turns into night.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, on a plane so far away,
With oil and steel, they'll conquer all, come what may,
Walk like a Phyrexian, in a world of endless dread,
Their march relentless, all in silver and blood red.
(Verse 2)
Their whispers echo through the void, as dread begins to loom,
A New Phyrexia rising, in shadows and in gloom,
With compleation's touch, they reshape life's design,
A march of metal warriors, in a rhythm so malign.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, with purpose in their eyes,
Infecting hearts and minds, beneath the darkened skies,
Walk like a Phyrexian, with every step they take,
The Multiverse trembles, as their power awakes.
(Bridge)
Phyrexian dance, a twisted, macabre ballet,
Invasion's symphony, they'll play it night and day,
No plane is safe, from their relentless plight,
They'll keep on marching, through eternal night.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, across the tainted ground,
In metal skin, they'll conquer, with a dreadful sound,
Walk like a Phyrexian, their purpose unswayed,
Infecting all they touch, in the darkest masquerade.
(Outro)
In the dance of chaos, they claim their vicious spree,
Walk like a Phyrexian, in dark eternity,
Their march continues on, through realms both near and far,
A dance of domination, beneath the endless star.
[[Let's tone that back a few steps. Imagine Elan from order of the stick making the lyrics.]]
CHATGPT
(Verse 1)
Hey, we're marching through the planes, in our Phyrexian style,
With oil and metal, we go that extra mile,
Infecting all we see, with our biomech embrace,
A Phyrexian groove, conquering time and space.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, gears and flesh entwined,
Infecting hearts and minds, our purpose well defined,
We walk like a Phyrexian, to a dark and twisted beat,
Compleation's dance, our enemies we defeat.
(Verse 2)
Through Mirrodin and beyond, we spread our tainted song,
Infecting every soul, as we march along,
With phyresis in our step, and corruption in our wake,
We reshape the Multiverse, no plane is left unshaped.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, in shadows and in steel,
Our march unstoppable, it's power that we feel,
We walk like a Phyrexian, no mercy in our wake,
Infecting all we touch, no life we won't remake.
(Bridge)
A dance of dark intention, with every step we take,
In Phyrexian rhythm, we'll make the world quake,
With compleation's touch, we'll conquer far and wide,
In our march of metal, there's no place left to hide.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, in the moonlight and the sun,
Our purpose unyielding, our victory has begun,
We walk like a Phyrexian, in the silence and the noise,
Infecting every heart, with our biomech poise.
(Outro)
So here we go, our march across the planes,
Infecting, conquering, with our Phyrexian reins,
We'll keep on dancing, in this dark and twisted fate,
In the dance of Phyrexia, there's no need to hesitate.
Thank you Mr. Burlew for a character that can tone back some of the darker aspects of Phyrexia. Although I was hoping it'd go further in brightening it up, I understand that Elan is still pre-epic. Btw, cool thing about bards, a bard with 9001 levels in bard can give that > +1000 bonus to attack rolls and damage rolls to all 1st level commoners within range. And that damage goes through an antimagic field just fine from a shortbow.
CHATGPT
Yes, I can help you with both topics! Phyrexians are a fictional race from the Magic: The Gathering trading card game and its related media. They are a group of biomechanical creatures striving for the completion of an artificial plane called Phyrexia.
As for the song "Walk Like an Egyptian," it's a popular song by the Bangles, released in 1986. It became a major hit and is known for its catchy tune and fun lyrics. How can I assist you further with these topics?
[[Make a parody of walk like an Egyptian called "Walk like a phyrexian"]]
CHATGPT
(Verse 1)
Strutting through the Multiverse, with metal hearts so cold,
Phyrexian beings, their story yet untold,
Infecting all the lands, with dark and twisted might,
They march in perfect sync, as day turns into night.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, on a plane so far away,
With oil and steel, they'll conquer all, come what may,
Walk like a Phyrexian, in a world of endless dread,
Their march relentless, all in silver and blood red.
(Verse 2)
Their whispers echo through the void, as dread begins to loom,
A New Phyrexia rising, in shadows and in gloom,
With compleation's touch, they reshape life's design,
A march of metal warriors, in a rhythm so malign.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, with purpose in their eyes,
Infecting hearts and minds, beneath the darkened skies,
Walk like a Phyrexian, with every step they take,
The Multiverse trembles, as their power awakes.
(Bridge)
Phyrexian dance, a twisted, macabre ballet,
Invasion's symphony, they'll play it night and day,
No plane is safe, from their relentless plight,
They'll keep on marching, through eternal night.
(Chorus)
Walk like a Phyrexian, across the tainted ground,
In metal skin, they'll conquer, with a dreadful sound,
Walk like a Phyrexian, their purpose unswayed,
Infecting all they touch, in the darkest masquerade.
(Outro)
In the dance of chaos, they claim their vicious spree,
Walk like a Phyrexian, in dark eternity,
Their march continues on, through realms both near and far,
A dance of domination, beneath the endless star.
[[Let's tone that back a few steps. Imagine Elan from order of the stick making the lyrics.]]
CHATGPT
(Verse 1)
Hey, we're marching through the planes, in our Phyrexian style,
With oil and metal, we go that extra mile,
Infecting all we see, with our biomech embrace,
A Phyrexian groove, conquering time and space.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, gears and flesh entwined,
Infecting hearts and minds, our purpose well defined,
We walk like a Phyrexian, to a dark and twisted beat,
Compleation's dance, our enemies we defeat.
(Verse 2)
Through Mirrodin and beyond, we spread our tainted song,
Infecting every soul, as we march along,
With phyresis in our step, and corruption in our wake,
We reshape the Multiverse, no plane is left unshaped.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, in shadows and in steel,
Our march unstoppable, it's power that we feel,
We walk like a Phyrexian, no mercy in our wake,
Infecting all we touch, no life we won't remake.
(Bridge)
A dance of dark intention, with every step we take,
In Phyrexian rhythm, we'll make the world quake,
With compleation's touch, we'll conquer far and wide,
In our march of metal, there's no place left to hide.
(Chorus)
We walk like a Phyrexian, in the moonlight and the sun,
Our purpose unyielding, our victory has begun,
We walk like a Phyrexian, in the silence and the noise,
Infecting every heart, with our biomech poise.
(Outro)
So here we go, our march across the planes,
Infecting, conquering, with our Phyrexian reins,
We'll keep on dancing, in this dark and twisted fate,
In the dance of Phyrexia, there's no need to hesitate.
Thank you Mr. Burlew for a character that can tone back some of the darker aspects of Phyrexia. Although I was hoping it'd go further in brightening it up, I understand that Elan is still pre-epic. Btw, cool thing about bards, a bard with 9001 levels in bard can give that > +1000 bonus to attack rolls and damage rolls to all 1st level commoners within range. And that damage goes through an antimagic field just fine from a shortbow.