Silly Strixhaven question

[Postmodernist]

So, I'm playing a silly Strixhaven character who is kind of a college stoner type guy. He got his hand on a pot of awakening (https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/27113-pot-of-awakening), which he will obviously use to animate some sort of drug plant. I need a name for this creature, but it needs a better name than Mushie or Mary Jane or whatever. Any suggestions for something funny or clever?

[Psyren]

Bud? Herb? Dabs? Grassley?

[KorvinStarmast]

Variation on Mark Twain:
Imagine your PC was silly.
Imagine your PC was in Strixhaven
But I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Name suggestions:
Peyote Pete.
Kronik.
Hempster.